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Date   : 07/06/2021    Duedate: 07/19/2021

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 257

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1117  786   7 58.7      BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385     92   29   1 76.0    5 BAD SIGNS 83/397      45   74   0 37.8
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  300  314   8 48.9    6 CON + INSULT 32/442   94  168   2 35.9
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440                     FLOWER POWER 97/444
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
  4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  112  175   4 39.0    7 DEADLINE 20/432       35   68   1 34.0
    BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey out there!

We saw seventeen fights today.  There were six challenges, no one died, and Bad Signs 
avoided I'm Not Eggbert.

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (43-31-0,231) of BAD SIGNS challenged CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (111-65-0,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by 
CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.  This was a down-challenge, but does it 
really matter?  Chatroommate, Storm Rock's leading Parry-Lunge, is clearly a far more 
experienced combatant.

OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (34-58-0,207) of BAD SIGNS challenged TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) 
(101-69-3,198) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  OUT FOR A DUCK lost to TANTRUM YOGA in an action 
packed 3 minute Challenge battle.  Mr. Duck is our leading Aimed Blow.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (44-55-3,210) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged JHANS CHAMPION (36-
8158) (34-26-3,197) of BIG LAKE BASHERS.  BARNABUS CROW subdued JHANS CHAMPION in an 
action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.  The Champion was voted this turn's favorite 
fighter.

CARNATION (97-7598) (17-27-4,153) of FLOWER POWER challenged $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) 
(41-33-0,171) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  CARNATION devastated $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute 
one-sided Challenge fight.  Carnation is top Striker.

TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (31-27-3,87) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged TAX PENALTY (72-
7311) (23-16-2,100) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE.  TEM OF SMALLCLIFF subdued TAX PENALTY in a 
2 minute Challenge competition.  Mr. Smallcliff is our top Wall of Steel.

TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (27-47-1,85) of CON + INSULT challenged SHOPPING CART (72-6836) 
(23-22-1,72) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE.  TOUCH BASE viciously subdued SHOPPING CART in a 
popular 2 minute Challenge duel.  Shopping Cart was the most challenged fighter today.

Mr. Cod is still the Champion of the Horn, and top Lunger.  MOD COD (55-2638) (354-
216-5,250) of RHYME TYME fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (94-69-0,222) of BIG LAKE 
OUTCASTS.  MOD COD overpowered BURM WOLFSNARL in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title 
brawl.  Holy cow!  That guy has over 500 fights!  Wolfsnarl, though, is still our top 
Total Parry.

THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (65-38-1,222) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought MANAGING UP (32-
6819) (35-38-0,184) of CON + INSULT.  THE LEPER'S HAND handily defeated MANAGING UP in 
a 1 minute uneven melee.

MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (45-32-0,181) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SIMPLY AMAZING (28-
5693) (33-38-2,187) of BIG LAKE PURE.  MR. BRATWURST vanquished SIMPLY AMAZING in a 1 
minute uneven fight.  Bratwurst is top Basher.

JEDI YETI (18-10860) (53-55-3,204) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought QUICK (81-2926) (50-54-
2,151) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  JEDI YETI slimly won victory over QUICK in a popular 4 
minute fight.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (93-76-1,197) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) 
(74-127-1,158) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  HARD KNOCKS overpowered I'M POWERLESS in a 
popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.

BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (45-64-0,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) (59-92-
3,167) of DEADLINE.  BALDING GRAY savagely defeated RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 4 
minute bloody competition.  Even so, Rayner remains this arena's top Parry-Riposte.

LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-3171) (30-30-2,178) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought ZORRO, THE GAY 
BLADE (107-8) (0-0-0,110).  LEPER'S OTHER HAND demolished ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 
minute mismatched match.

PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (30-31-3,126) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought GURGLES (18-10111) 
(24-23-2,105) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  PRINCESS HOYT handily defeated GURGLES in an action 
packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.  Gurgles is still Storm Rock's leading Parry-
Strike.  The Princess is still our most highly recognized Slasher.  What ever happened 
to Inigo Montoya?  Did he get inducted to Primus?

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (67-87-2,55) of BASH BROS TIRES fought MORYA CHAMPION (28-
5723) (18-38-0,70) of BIG LAKE PURE.  MR RIGHT HANDED overpowered MORYA CHAMPION in a 
2 minute uneven struggle.

RODEKILL (42-4564) (20-10-2,52) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (107-2) 
(0-0-0,30).  RODEKILL was handily defeated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute 
mismatched bout.  Rodekill was voted least popular, probably for getting beat by a 
stand-in.

FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (26-9-0,78) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) 
(0-0-0,30).  FIZZ AND FURS was devastated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided 
brawl.  Fizz and Furs was docked 34 points for losing to a stand-in.

Today, that's all I've got.  Time to work on my tan (not really).  Bye now.

Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             355 216  5  274  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     66  38  1  229  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       112  65  0  227  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         45  55  3  221  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        94  70  0  210  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        102  69  3  207  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           54  55  3  206  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        34  59  0  203  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     43  32  0  202  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          94  76  1  199  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       34  27  3  196  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        46  32  0  195  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          35  39  0  185  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         46  64  0  183  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171   31  30  2  180  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       33  39  2  178  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 CARNATION 97-7598            18  27  4  176  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE
 RAYNER 20-182                59  93  3  166  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        74 128  1  163  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 QUICK 81-2926                50  55  2  161  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        41  34  0  152  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125        31  31  3  133  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    32  27  3  100  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 GURGLES 18-10111             24  24  2  100  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           28  47  1   91  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          23  17  2   90  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      68  87  2   74  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        23  23  1   70  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723       18  39  0   52  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959        26  10  0   44  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RODEKILL 42-4564             20  11  2   31  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK lost to TANTRUM YOGA in a action packed 3 minute Challenge battle.
BARNABUS CROW subdued JHANS CHAMPION in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
CARNATION devastated $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF subdued TAX PENALTY in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
TOUCH BASE viciously subdued SHOPPING CART in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
MOD COD overpowered BURM WOLFSNARL in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
THE LEPER'S HAND handily defeated MANAGING UP in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MR. BRATWURST vanquished SIMPLY AMAZING in a 1 minute uneven fight.
JEDI YETI slimly won victory over QUICK in a popular 4 minute fight.
HARD KNOCKS overpowered I'M POWERLESS in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.
BALDING GRAY savagely defeated RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody competition.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND demolished ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PRINCESS HOYT handily defeated GURGLES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MR RIGHT HANDED overpowered MORYA CHAMPION in a 2 minute uneven struggle.
RODEKILL was handily defeated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FIZZ AND FURS was devastated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         LUNGING ATTACK    46 -  32 -  1      59  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       23 -  17 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  16 -  1      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        16 -  19 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY        8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  15 -  0      25  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   7 -  0      22  |

Turn 257 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  2     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           355 216  5  274 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     112  65  0  227 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      94  70  0  210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
AIMED BLOW       OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275      34  59  0  203 BAD SIGNS (397)
BASHING ATTACK   MR. BRATWURST 42-5106      46  32  0  195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  CARNATION 97-7598          18  27  4  176 FLOWER POWER (444)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              59  93  3  166 DEADLINE (432)
SLASHING ATTACK  PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125      31  31  3  133 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
WALL OF STEEL    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865  32  27  3  100 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
PARRY-STRIKE     GURGLES 18-10111           24  24  2  100 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158.  The ten other most popular fighters were JEDI YETI 
18-10860, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, QUICK 
81-2926, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, OUT FOR 
A DUCK 83-275, and RAYNER 20-182.

The least popular fighter this week was RODEKILL 42-4564.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GURGLES 18-10111, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 
83-403, FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, 
MANAGING UP 32-6819, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, and $5 PROMINATOR 
42-5107.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  2 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  2 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  2 0  
MORYA(28)            0  2 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  2 0  
ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      112  65  0  227  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501        45  55  3  221  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693      33  39  2  178  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         35  39  0  185  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   32  27  3  100  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158      34  27  3  196  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       102  69  3  207  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            355 216  5  274  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       74 128  1  163  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311         23  17  2   90  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940    66  38  1  229  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       34  59  0  203  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 CARNATION 97-7598           18  27  4  176  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE