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Date : 07/06/2021 Duedate: 07/19/2021
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 257
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1117 786 7 58.7 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 92 29 1 76.0 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 45 74 0 37.8
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 300 314 8 48.9 6 CON + INSULT 32/442 94 168 2 35.9
BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 112 175 4 39.0 7 DEADLINE 20/432 35 68 1 34.0
BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey out there!
We saw seventeen fights today. There were six challenges, no one died, and Bad Signs
avoided I'm Not Eggbert.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (43-31-0,231) of BAD SIGNS challenged CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (111-65-0,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by
CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute Challenge fight. This was a down-challenge, but does it
really matter? Chatroommate, Storm Rock's leading Parry-Lunge, is clearly a far more
experienced combatant.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (34-58-0,207) of BAD SIGNS challenged TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563)
(101-69-3,198) of COLOR ME SUAVE. OUT FOR A DUCK lost to TANTRUM YOGA in an action
packed 3 minute Challenge battle. Mr. Duck is our leading Aimed Blow.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (44-55-3,210) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged JHANS CHAMPION (36-
8158) (34-26-3,197) of BIG LAKE BASHERS. BARNABUS CROW subdued JHANS CHAMPION in an
action packed 3 minute Challenge fight. The Champion was voted this turn's favorite
fighter.
CARNATION (97-7598) (17-27-4,153) of FLOWER POWER challenged $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107)
(41-33-0,171) of COLOR ME SUAVE. CARNATION devastated $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge fight. Carnation is top Striker.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (31-27-3,87) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged TAX PENALTY (72-
7311) (23-16-2,100) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF subdued TAX PENALTY in a
2 minute Challenge competition. Mr. Smallcliff is our top Wall of Steel.
TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (27-47-1,85) of CON + INSULT challenged SHOPPING CART (72-6836)
(23-22-1,72) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE. TOUCH BASE viciously subdued SHOPPING CART in a
popular 2 minute Challenge duel. Shopping Cart was the most challenged fighter today.
Mr. Cod is still the Champion of the Horn, and top Lunger. MOD COD (55-2638) (354-
216-5,250) of RHYME TYME fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (94-69-0,222) of BIG LAKE
OUTCASTS. MOD COD overpowered BURM WOLFSNARL in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title
brawl. Holy cow! That guy has over 500 fights! Wolfsnarl, though, is still our top
Total Parry.
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (65-38-1,222) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought MANAGING UP (32-
6819) (35-38-0,184) of CON + INSULT. THE LEPER'S HAND handily defeated MANAGING UP in
a 1 minute uneven melee.
MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (45-32-0,181) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SIMPLY AMAZING (28-
5693) (33-38-2,187) of BIG LAKE PURE. MR. BRATWURST vanquished SIMPLY AMAZING in a 1
minute uneven fight. Bratwurst is top Basher.
JEDI YETI (18-10860) (53-55-3,204) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought QUICK (81-2926) (50-54-
2,151) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. JEDI YETI slimly won victory over QUICK in a popular 4
minute fight.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (93-76-1,197) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629)
(74-127-1,158) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. HARD KNOCKS overpowered I'M POWERLESS in a
popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (45-64-0,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) (59-92-
3,167) of DEADLINE. BALDING GRAY savagely defeated RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 4
minute bloody competition. Even so, Rayner remains this arena's top Parry-Riposte.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-3171) (30-30-2,178) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought ZORRO, THE GAY
BLADE (107-8) (0-0-0,110). LEPER'S OTHER HAND demolished ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1
minute mismatched match.
PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (30-31-3,126) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought GURGLES (18-10111)
(24-23-2,105) of CENTER FOR OLDS. PRINCESS HOYT handily defeated GURGLES in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided conflict. Gurgles is still Storm Rock's leading Parry-
Strike. The Princess is still our most highly recognized Slasher. What ever happened
to Inigo Montoya? Did he get inducted to Primus?
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (67-87-2,55) of BASH BROS TIRES fought MORYA CHAMPION (28-
5723) (18-38-0,70) of BIG LAKE PURE. MR RIGHT HANDED overpowered MORYA CHAMPION in a
2 minute uneven struggle.
RODEKILL (42-4564) (20-10-2,52) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (107-2)
(0-0-0,30). RODEKILL was handily defeated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute
mismatched bout. Rodekill was voted least popular, probably for getting beat by a
stand-in.
FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (26-9-0,78) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3)
(0-0-0,30). FIZZ AND FURS was devastated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided
brawl. Fizz and Furs was docked 34 points for losing to a stand-in.
Today, that's all I've got. Time to work on my tan (not really). Bye now.
Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 355 216 5 274 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 66 38 1 229 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 112 65 0 227 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 45 55 3 221 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 94 70 0 210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 102 69 3 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JEDI YETI 18-10860 54 55 3 206 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 34 59 0 203 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 43 32 0 202 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 94 76 1 199 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 34 27 3 196 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 46 32 0 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MANAGING UP 32-6819 35 39 0 185 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 46 64 0 183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171 31 30 2 180 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 33 39 2 178 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
CARNATION 97-7598 18 27 4 176 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
RAYNER 20-182 59 93 3 166 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 74 128 1 163 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
QUICK 81-2926 50 55 2 161 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 41 34 0 152 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 31 31 3 133 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 32 27 3 100 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
GURGLES 18-10111 24 24 2 100 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 28 47 1 91 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 23 17 2 90 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 68 87 2 74 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 23 23 1 70 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 18 39 0 52 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 26 10 0 44 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RODEKILL 42-4564 20 11 2 31 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK lost to TANTRUM YOGA in a action packed 3 minute Challenge battle.
BARNABUS CROW subdued JHANS CHAMPION in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
CARNATION devastated $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF subdued TAX PENALTY in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
TOUCH BASE viciously subdued SHOPPING CART in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
MOD COD overpowered BURM WOLFSNARL in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
THE LEPER'S HAND handily defeated MANAGING UP in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MR. BRATWURST vanquished SIMPLY AMAZING in a 1 minute uneven fight.
JEDI YETI slimly won victory over QUICK in a popular 4 minute fight.
HARD KNOCKS overpowered I'M POWERLESS in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.
BALDING GRAY savagely defeated RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody competition.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND demolished ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PRINCESS HOYT handily defeated GURGLES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MR RIGHT HANDED overpowered MORYA CHAMPION in a 2 minute uneven struggle.
RODEKILL was handily defeated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FIZZ AND FURS was devastated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 LUNGING ATTACK 46 - 32 - 1 59 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 23 - 17 - 0 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 7 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 11 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 16 - 1 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 16 - 19 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 15 - 0 25 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 7 - 0 22 |
Turn 257 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 5 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 2 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 355 216 5 274 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 112 65 0 227 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 94 70 0 210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
AIMED BLOW OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 34 59 0 203 BAD SIGNS (397)
BASHING ATTACK MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 46 32 0 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK CARNATION 97-7598 18 27 4 176 FLOWER POWER (444)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 59 93 3 166 DEADLINE (432)
SLASHING ATTACK PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 31 31 3 133 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 32 27 3 100 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
PARRY-STRIKE GURGLES 18-10111 24 24 2 100 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158. The ten other most popular fighters were JEDI YETI
18-10860, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, QUICK
81-2926, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, OUT FOR
A DUCK 83-275, and RAYNER 20-182.
The least popular fighter this week was RODEKILL 42-4564. The other ten least
popular fighters were GURGLES 18-10111, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER
83-403, FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629,
MANAGING UP 32-6819, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, and $5 PROMINATOR
42-5107.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 2 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 2 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 2 0
MORYA(28) 0 2 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 2 0
ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
MURSKA(35) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 112 65 0 227 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 45 55 3 221 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 33 39 2 178 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 35 39 0 185 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 32 27 3 100 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 34 27 3 196 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 102 69 3 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 355 216 5 274 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 74 128 1 163 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 23 17 2 90 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 66 38 1 229 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 34 59 0 203 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CARNATION 97-7598 18 27 4 176 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE