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Date : 07/20/2021 Duedate: 08/02/2021
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 258
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1122 791 7 58.7 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 45 76 0 37.2
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 93 29 1 76.2 6 CON + INSULT 32/442 95 172 2 35.6
3 BIG LAKE BAS 36/440 255 240 6 51.5 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 61 86 3 41.5 7 DEADLINE 20/432 36 68 1 34.6
BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there!
I hope you've all recovered from the recent tourney. There were sixteen fights today
with five challenges. And Bad Signs avoided Big Lake Bashers.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (45-55-3,221) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged THE LEPER'S HAND
(81-2940) (66-38-1,229) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by
THE LEPER'S HAND in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (34-59-0,203) of BAD SIGNS challenged JEDI YETI (18-10860)
(54-55-3,206) of CENTER FOR OLDS. OUT FOR A DUCK was savagely defeated by JEDI YETI
in a 5 minute Challenge melee. Jedi Yeti was voted this turn's favorite fighter.
Bad Signs is hanging onto the top Aimed Blow honor, as Out for a Duck was replaced by
Spawn's blue Beer. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (43-32-0,202) of BAD SIGNS challenged
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (102-69-3,207) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was
vanquished by TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute Challenge brawl. And Tantrum Yoga, despite
getting beat, is now our top Parry-Lunge.
CARNATION (97-7598) (18-27-4,176) of FLOWER POWER challenged SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693)
(33-39-2,178) of BIG LAKE PURE. CARNATION was defeated by SIMPLY AMAZING in an
exciting 1 minute Challenge fight. Carnation is top Striker.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (32-27-3,100) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged SHOPPING CART
(72-6836) (23-23-1,70) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF devastated SHOPPING
CART in a 3 minute uneven Challenge brawl. Tem is our top Wall of Steel.
MOD COD (55-2638) (355-216-5,274) of RHYME TYME fought CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (112-
65-0,227) of CENTER FOR OLDS. MOD COD overpowered CHATROOMMATE in a popular 1 minute
mismatched Title brawl. Well, Mod Cod is still Champion of the Horn (which he plays
very well for a fish) and our best Lunger AND, as usual overall popularity leader.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (46-64-0,183) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629)
(74-128-1,163) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. BALDING GRAY won victory over I'M POWERLESS in an
action packed 1 minute duel.
MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (46-32-0,195) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-
3171) (31-30-2,180) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. MR. BRATWURST was vanquished by LEPER'S
OTHER HAND in a 1 minute uneven fight. Mr. Bratwurst is Storm Rock's top Basher.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (94-70-0,210) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought MANAGING UP (32-
6819) (35-39-0,185) of CON + INSULT. BURM WOLFSNARL defeated MANAGING UP in an
exciting 3 minute fight. Mr. Wolfsnarl is still our leading Total Parry.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (94-76-1,199) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought QUICK (81-2926) (50-55-
2,161) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. HARD KNOCKS was overcome by QUICK in a 1 minute bout.
Quick won 33 points for this fight, and now he's the top Parry-Riposte too.
JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) (34-27-3,196) of BIG LAKE BASHERS fought RAYNER (20-182) (59-
93-3,166) of DEADLINE. JHANS CHAMPION was savagely defeated by RAYNER in an exciting
4 minute bloody match.
$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (41-34-0,152) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125)
(31-31-3,133) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. $5 PROMINATOR handily defeated PRINCESS HOYT in a
1 minute one-sided contest. Princess Hoyt is still our most highly recognized
Slasher.
TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (28-47-1,91) of CON + INSULT fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-1)
(0-0-0,30). TOUCH BASE was demolished by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided
brawl. This was our only fight using a stand-in, and it was pretty embarrassing for
Touch Base, who lost 41 recognition points.
GURGLES (18-10111) (24-24-2,100) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876)
(68-87-2,74) of BASH BROS TIRES. GURGLES was overpowered by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 2
minute bloody one-sided duel. Mr Right Handed is our most highly recognized Parry-
Strike.
TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (23-17-2,90) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought RODEKILL (42-4564)
(20-11-2,31) of COLOR ME SUAVE. TAX PENALTY vanquished RODEKILL in a 1 minute one-
sided fray. Oops, I guess Rodekill is least popular in Storm Rock this time around.
MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) (18-39-0,52) of BIG LAKE PURE fought FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959)
(26-10-0,44) of CENTER FOR OLDS. MORYA CHAMPION was viciously subdued by FIZZ AND
FURS in a 4 minute bloody brawl.
Well, that's all I've got. It's nap time. See you in two weeks.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 356 216 5 309 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 67 38 1 237 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 103 69 3 223 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 95 70 0 214 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
JEDI YETI 18-10860 55 55 3 214 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 112 66 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171 32 30 2 206 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 45 56 3 203 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 43 33 0 199 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 34 60 0 198 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
QUICK 81-2926 51 55 2 194 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
RAYNER 20-182 60 93 3 193 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
MANAGING UP 32-6819 35 40 0 193 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 47 64 0 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 34 39 2 182 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 34 28 3 179 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 46 33 0 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 94 77 1 175 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CARNATION 97-7598 18 28 4 172 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 74 129 1 163 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 42 34 0 157 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 31 32 3 130 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 33 27 3 103 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
-PRINCE HOYT 81-3263 26 25 0 103 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 69 87 2 98 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 24 17 2 92 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GURGLES 18-10111 24 25 2 77 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 23 24 1 73 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
-SUNDER 20-842 21 13 1 71 VENDETTA (451) SEAM
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 27 10 0 54 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 28 48 1 50 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 18 40 0 48 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
RODEKILL 42-4564 20 12 2 38 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BARNABUS CROW was viciously subdued by THE LEPER'S HAND in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK was savagely defeated by JEDI YETI in a 5 minute Challenge melee.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was vanquished by TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
CARNATION was defeated by SIMPLY AMAZING in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF devastated SHOPPING CART in a 3 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
MOD COD overpowered CHATROOMMATE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
BALDING GRAY won victory over I'M POWERLESS in a action packed 1 minute duel.
MR. BRATWURST was vanquished by LEPER'S OTHER HAND in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL defeated MANAGING UP in a exciting 3 minute fight.
HARD KNOCKS was overcome by QUICK in a 1 minute bout.
JHANS CHAMPION was savagely defeated by RAYNER in a exciting 4 minute bloody match.
$5 PROMINATOR handily defeated PRINCESS HOYT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
TOUCH BASE was demolished by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
GURGLES was overpowered by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
TAX PENALTY vanquished RODEKILL in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MORYA CHAMPION was viciously subdued by FIZZ AND FURS in a 4 minute bloody brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 LUNGING ATTACK 47 - 31 - 1 60 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 23 - 17 - 0 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 8 - 0 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 16 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 12 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 AIMED BLOW 15 - 22 - 1 41 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 7 - 0 22 |
Turn 258 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 5 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 2 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 4 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 356 216 5 309 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 103 69 3 223 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 95 70 0 214 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
AIMED BLOW SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 43 33 0 199 BAD SIGNS (397)
PARRY-RIPOSTE QUICK 81-2926 51 55 2 194 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
BASHING ATTACK MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 46 33 0 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK CARNATION 97-7598 18 28 4 172 FLOWER POWER (444)
SLASHING ATTACK PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 31 32 3 130 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 33 27 3 103 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 69 87 2 98 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was JEDI YETI 18-10860. The ten other most popular fighters were THE LEPER'S HAND
81-2940, JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, RAYNER
20-182, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, MANAGING UP 32-6819, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, MOD
COD 55-2638, and MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876.
The least popular fighter this week was RODEKILL 42-4564. The other ten least
popular fighters were PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, TAX PENALTY
72-7311, GURGLES 18-10111, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, SPAWN'S BLUE
BEER 83-403, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, QUICK 81-2926, and I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 2 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 3 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 4 1 0
MORYA(28) 1 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 2 0
ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
MURSKA(35) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEDI YETI 18-10860 55 55 3 214 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 45 56 3 203 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 34 39 2 182 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 35 40 0 193 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 33 27 3 103 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 34 28 3 179 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 103 69 3 223 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 356 216 5 309 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 74 129 1 163 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 69 87 2 98 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 67 38 1 237 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 43 33 0 199 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CARNATION 97-7598 18 28 4 172 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE