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Date : 08/03/2021 Duedate: 08/16/2021
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 259
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1128 795 8 58.7 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 94 29 1 76.4 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 46 77 0 37.4
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 308 322 8 48.9 6 CON + INSULT 32/442 96 176 2 35.3
BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 117 178 4 39.7 7 DEADLINE 20/432 36 69 1 34.3
BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there.
We saw sixteen fights today, two challenges, one death, and one stand-in. Bad Signs
avoided Big Lake Bashers.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (43-33-0,199) of BAD SIGNS challenged BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (95-70-0,214) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER viciously subdued BURM
WOLFSNARL in a 3 minute Challenge fight. Mr. Wolfsnarl is still our top Total Parry,
while Spawn's Blue Beer is still the leading Aimed Blow.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (34-60-0,198) of BAD SIGNS challenged BARNABUS CROW (20-501)
(45-56-3,203) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. OUT FOR A DUCK was subdued by BARNABUS CROW in an
exciting 5 minute Challenge melee. It looks like Mr. Crow is this turn's favorite
fighter.
MOD COD (55-2638) (356-216-5,309) of RHYME TYME fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) (55-55-
3,214) of CENTER FOR OLDS. MOD COD vanquished JEDI YETI in a popular 1 minute
mismatched Title brawl. The Cod is still our Champion of the Horn, top Lunger, and
overall popularity leader.
THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (67-38-1,237) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (47-64-0,185) of COLOR ME SUAVE. THE LEPER'S HAND overpowered BALDING GRAY in a
2 minute mismatched match.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (103-69-3,223) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MANAGING UP (32-6819)
(35-40-0,193) of CON + INSULT. TANTRUM YOGA vanquished MANAGING UP in a 1 minute
mismatched fight. Tantrum Yoga is our top Parry-Lunge.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (112-66-0,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought JHANS CHAMPION (36-
8158) (34-28-3,179) of BIG LAKE BASHERS. CHATROOMMATE overpowered JHANS CHAMPION in a
popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
RAYNER (20-182) (60-93-3,193) of DEADLINE fought QUICK (81-2926) (51-55-2,194) of BIG
LAKE SOLUTION. RAYNER lost to QUICK in an action packed 5 minute duel. Quick is
still this arena's top Parry-Riposte.
SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) (34-39-2,182) of BIG LAKE PURE fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629)
(74-129-1,163) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. SIMPLY AMAZING was vanquished by I'M POWERLESS in
a 1 minute uneven fight. I'm Powerless is our highest ranked Basher.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-3171) (32-30-2,206) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought HARD KNOCKS
(42-4555) (94-77-1,175) of COLOR ME SUAVE. LEPER'S OTHER HAND was overpowered by HARD
KNOCKS in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
Here's the death. CARNATION (97-7598) (18-28-4,172) of FLOWER POWER fought $5
PROMINATOR (42-5107) (42-34-0,157) of COLOR ME SUAVE. CARNATION was assassinated by
$5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute one-sided match. Despite dying, Carnation remains our top
Striker. The Prominator gained 35 points for that death match.
MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (46-33-0,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CHEATING MANAGER (107-
6) (0-0-0,130). MR. BRATWURST was handily defeated by the stand-in, CHEATING MANAGER,
in a 1 minute contest. Mr. Bratwurst lost 34 points in this fight.
PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (31-32-3,130) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought TEM OF SMALLCLIFF
(35-4865) (33-27-3,103) of HOUSE JHEREG. PRINCESS HOYT devastated TEM OF SMALLCLIFF
in a 1 minute mismatched bout. Princess Hoyt is top Slasher. Tem of Smallcliff is
top Wall of Steel and also this turn's most reviled fighter.
TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (24-17-2,92) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought FIZZ AND FURS (18-
9959) (27-10-0,54) of CENTER FOR OLDS. TAX PENALTY was defeated by FIZZ AND FURS in a
popular 2 minute bloody duel.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (69-87-2,98) of BASH BROS TIRES fought TOUCH BASE (32-6828)
(28-48-1,50) of CON + INSULT. MR RIGHT HANDED viciously subdued TOUCH BASE in an
exciting 1 minute bloody fray. Mr Right Handed is Storm Rock's leading Parry-Strike.
SHOPPING CART (72-6836) (23-24-1,73) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE fought RODEKILL (42-4564)
(20-12-2,38) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SHOPPING CART unbelievably bested RODEKILL in a 2
minute gory brawl.
MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) (18-40-0,48) of BIG LAKE PURE fought GURGLES (18-10111) (24-
25-2,77) of CENTER FOR OLDS. MORYA CHAMPION was overpowered by GURGLES in a 4 minute
one-sided match.
That's all, I guess. I'm going fishing now. Not in the lake, that's too risky.
McElligot's Pool, up in the hills, is a great place to fish. Supposedly an
underground river flows under it. See you later.
Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 357 216 5 320 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 68 38 1 246 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 104 69 3 231 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 113 66 0 221 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 44 33 0 221 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEDI YETI 18-10860 55 56 3 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 46 56 3 210 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 95 77 1 202 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
QUICK 81-2926 52 55 2 202 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 95 71 0 198 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 34 61 0 197 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
MANAGING UP 32-6819 35 41 0 194 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 43 34 1 192 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RAYNER 20-182 60 94 3 191 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 47 65 0 187 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 75 129 1 184 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171 32 31 2 183 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 34 29 3 180 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 34 40 2 162 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
CARNATION 97-7598 18 29 4 156 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 46 34 0 144 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 32 32 3 137 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
-PRINCE HOYT 81-3263 26 25 0 103 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 70 87 2 100 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 33 28 3 100 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 28 10 0 83 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GURGLES 18-10111 25 25 2 81 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 24 18 2 76 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 24 24 1 75 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
-SUNDER 20-842 21 13 1 71 VENDETTA (451) SEAM
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 28 49 1 57 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 18 41 0 45 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
RODEKILL 42-4564 20 13 2 43 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
CARNATION 97-7598 18 29 4 FLOWER POWER 444 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 259
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER viciously subdued BURM WOLFSNARL in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK was subdued by BARNABUS CROW in a exciting 5 minute Challenge melee.
MOD COD vanquished JEDI YETI in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
THE LEPER'S HAND overpowered BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute mismatched match.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished MANAGING UP in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CHATROOMMATE overpowered JHANS CHAMPION in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
RAYNER lost to QUICK in a action packed 5 minute duel.
SIMPLY AMAZING was vanquished by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND was overpowered by HARD KNOCKS in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
CARNATION was assassinated by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MR. BRATWURST was handily defeated by CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute contest.
PRINCESS HOYT devastated TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TAX PENALTY was defeated by FIZZ AND FURS in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
MR RIGHT HANDED viciously subdued TOUCH BASE in a exciting 1 minute bloody fray.
SHOPPING CART unbelievably bested RODEKILL in a 2 minute gory brawl.
MORYA CHAMPION was overpowered by GURGLES in a 4 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 LUNGING ATTACK 44 - 34 - 1 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 22 - 18 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 10 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 16 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 AIMED BLOW 17 - 20 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 12 - 0 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 7 - 0 22 |
Turn 259 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 5 4 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 357 216 5 320 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 104 69 3 231 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 44 33 0 221 BAD SIGNS (397)
PARRY-RIPOSTE QUICK 81-2926 52 55 2 202 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 95 71 0 198 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
BASHING ATTACK I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 75 129 1 184 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
STRIKING ATTACK CARNATION 97-7598 18 29 4 156 FLOWER POWER (444)
SLASHING ATTACK PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 32 32 3 137 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 70 87 2 100 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 33 28 3 100 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was BARNABUS CROW 20-501. The ten other most popular fighters were OUT FOR A DUCK
83-275, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, QUICK 81-2926, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, MR RIGHT
HANDED 72-6876, RAYNER 20-182, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, HARD
KNOCKS 42-4555, and I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.
The least popular fighter this week was TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865. The other ten
least popular fighters were MANAGING UP 32-6819, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, BALDING GRAY
42-5022, JEDI YETI 18-10860, MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, CARNATION
97-7598, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, and $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 3 1 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 3 1 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 2 0
MORYA(28) 0 2 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
MURSKA(35) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 113 66 0 221 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 46 56 3 210 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 34 40 2 162 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 35 41 0 194 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 33 28 3 100 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 34 29 3 180 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 104 69 3 231 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 357 216 5 320 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 75 129 1 184 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 70 87 2 100 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 68 38 1 246 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 44 33 0 221 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CARNATION 97-7598 18 29 4 156 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE