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Date   : 08/17/2021    Duedate: 08/30/2021

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 260

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1134  799   8 58.7      BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    462  345   4 57.2    5 BAD SIGNS 83/397      46   79   0 36.8
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  379  399  10 48.7    6 CON + INSULT 32/442  100  188   2 34.7
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    FLOWER POWER 97/444
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
  4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  446  561   9 44.3      I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
    BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375                   7 DEADLINE 20/432       36   70   1 34.0

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey you all!

Okay, there were seventeen fights today including five challenges.  Big Lake Solution 
was avoided by Bad Signs.

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (44-33-0,221) of BAD SIGNS challenged MOD COD (55-2638) 
(357-216-5,320) of RHYME TYME.  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was bested by MOD COD in a 1 minute 
Challenge Title fight.  As usual, Mod Cod is our leading Lunger, overall popularity 
leader, and Champion of the Horn.  But Spawn's Blue Beer is still our best Aimed Blow.

OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (34-61-0,197) of BAD SIGNS challenged QUICK (81-2926) (52-55-
2,202) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  OUT FOR A DUCK was vanquished by QUICK in a 2 minute 
uneven Challenge battle.  Quick is our top-ranked Parry-Riposte.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (46-56-3,210) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged I'M POWERLESS (59-
2629) (75-129-1,184) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  BARNABUS CROW was demolished by I'M 
POWERLESS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.  I'm Powerless is top Basher.  That 
was a down-challenge, you know, and I'm Powerless won 19 points for his victory.

CARNATION (97-7598) (18-29-4,156) of FLOWER POWER challenged MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) 
(46-34-0,144) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  CARNATION was overpowered by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 
minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Carnation is our leading Striker.  Bratwurst was 
most challenged this turn.

TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (33-28-3,100) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged SHOPPING CART 
(72-6836) (24-24-1,75) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE.  TEM OF SMALLCLIFF viciously subdued 
SHOPPING CART in a 3 minute Challenge duel.  Tem of Smallcliff is our most highly 
recognized Wall of Steel.  Tem is this turn's favorite fighter.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (113-66-0,221) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought LEPER'S OTHER HAND 
(81-3171) (32-31-2,183) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  CHATROOMMATE beat LEPER'S OTHER HAND in 
a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.  The Roomie is our top Parry-Lunge.

THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (68-38-1,246) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought MANAGING UP (32-
6819) (35-41-0,194) of CON + INSULT.  THE LEPER'S HAND overpowered MANAGING UP in a 1 
minute uneven melee.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (104-69-3,231) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) 
(0-0-0,181).  TANTRUM YOGA lost to RIRORNI COOK in an action packed 2 minute gory 
duel.

JEDI YETI (18-10860) (55-56-3,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RAYNER (20-182) (60-94-
3,191) of DEADLINE.  JEDI YETI vanquished RAYNER in a popular 1 minute brutal one-
sided duel.

BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (47-65-0,187) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SIMPLY AMAZING (28-5693) 
(34-40-2,162) of BIG LAKE PURE.  BALDING GRAY viciously subdued SIMPLY AMAZING in a 
popular 4 minute brutal bout.

$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (43-34-1,192) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) 
(95-71-0,198) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  $5 PROMINATOR was luckily beaten by BURM 
WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute competition.  Mr. Wolfsnarl is our top-rated Total Parry.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (95-77-1,202) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) 
(34-29-3,180) of BIG LAKE BASHERS.  HARD KNOCKS bested JHANS CHAMPION in an exciting 2 
minute bloody battle.

PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (32-32-3,137) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (70-87-2,100) of BASH BROS TIRES.  PRINCESS HOYT was beaten by MR RIGHT HANDED 
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.  Mr Right Handed is our highest ranked Parry-
Strike, and Princess Hoyt is top Slasher.  Mr Right Handed was awarded 25 points for 
this victory.

TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (24-18-2,76) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought TOUCH BASE (32-6828) 
(28-49-1,57) of CON + INSULT.  TAX PENALTY overpowered TOUCH BASE in a crowd pleasing 
1 minute one-sided duel.

RODEKILL (42-4564) (20-13-2,43) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) (0-0-
0,30).  RODEKILL was vanquished by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.  
Oops, it looks like Rodekill won the "least popular" booby prize today.

MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) (18-41-0,45) of BIG LAKE PURE fought FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) 
(28-10-0,83) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  MORYA CHAMPION was viciously subdued by FIZZ AND 
FURS in a 3 minute brawl.

GURGLES (18-10111) (25-25-2,81) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (107-2) 
(0-0-0,30).  GURGLES was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided 
match.  Miss Gurgles lost 36 points of recognition.

Well, that's it for now.  Have a good two weeks.  It's fine weather for fishing.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             358 216  5  332  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     69  38  1  255  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       114  66  0  224  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           56  56  3  221  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 QUICK 81-2926                53  55  2  212  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     44  34  0  210  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        96  71  0  207  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          96  77  1  206  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        76 129  1  203  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        43  35  1  196  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171   32  32  2  195  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          35  42  0  194  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         48  65  0  189  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        34  62  0  188  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        104  70  3  186  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 RAYNER 20-182                60  95  3  183  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         46  57  3  182  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       34  30  3  180  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       34  41  2  164  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        47  34  0  161  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CARNATION 97-7598            18  30  4  143  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      71  87  2  125  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125        32  33  3  114  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    34  28  3  102  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CURIOUS AGGRESSION 81-3357   25  14  0   89  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959        29  10  0   85  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          25  18  2   82  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        24  25  1   81  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723       18  42  0   56  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           28  50  1   54  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 GURGLES 18-10111             25  26  2   45  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RODEKILL 42-4564             20  14  2   26  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was bested by MOD COD in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK was vanquished by QUICK in a 2 minute uneven Challenge battle.
BARNABUS CROW was demolished by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CARNATION was overpowered by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF viciously subdued SHOPPING CART in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
CHATROOMMATE beat LEPER'S OTHER HAND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
THE LEPER'S HAND overpowered MANAGING UP in a 1 minute uneven melee.
TANTRUM YOGA lost to RIRORNI COOK in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
JEDI YETI vanquished RAYNER in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
BALDING GRAY viciously subdued SIMPLY AMAZING in a popular 4 minute brutal bout.
$5 PROMINATOR was luckily beaten by BURM WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute competition.
HARD KNOCKS bested JHANS CHAMPION in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
PRINCESS HOYT was beaten by MR RIGHT HANDED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
TAX PENALTY overpowered TOUCH BASE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
RODEKILL was vanquished by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MORYA CHAMPION was viciously subdued by FIZZ AND FURS in a 3 minute brawl.
GURGLES was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  11 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    44 -  36 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  14 -  1      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-LUNGE       21 -  19 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  12 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        16 -  21 -  2      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   8 -  0      20  |

Turn 260 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  5         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           358 216  5  332 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     114  66  0  224 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    QUICK 81-2926              53  55  2  212 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
AIMED BLOW       SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403   44  34  0  210 BAD SIGNS (397)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      96  71  0  207 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
BASHING ATTACK   I'M POWERLESS 59-2629      76 129  1  203 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
STRIKING ATTACK  CARNATION 97-7598          18  30  4  143 FLOWER POWER (444)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    71  87  2  125 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
SLASHING ATTACK  PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125      32  33  3  114 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
WALL OF STEEL    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865  34  28  3  102 HOUSE JHEREG (426)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865.  The ten other most popular fighters were BALDING GRAY 
42-5022, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, JEDI YETI 18-10860, JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, HARD 
KNOCKS 42-4555, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, 
MOD COD 55-2638, and I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.

The least popular fighter this week was RODEKILL 42-4564.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MANAGING UP 32-6819, GURGLES 18-10111, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, 
RAYNER 20-182, CARNATION 97-7598, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, 
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, and $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          3  1 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  RODEKI(42)           3  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  2 0  
MORYA(28)            0  2 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  2 0  
ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      114  66  0  224  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               60  95  3  183  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693      34  41  2  164  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         35  42  0  194  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   34  28  3  102  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158      34  30  3  180  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555         96  77  1  206  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            358 216  5  332  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       76 129  1  203  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     71  87  2  125  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940    69  38  1  255  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403    44  34  0  210  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 CARNATION 97-7598           18  30  4  143  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE