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Date   : 08/31/2021    Duedate: 09/13/2021

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 261

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1141  802   8 58.7      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    463  345   4 57.3      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  382  404  10 48.6    6 CON + INSULT 32/442  102  191   2 34.8
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440                     FLOWER POWER 97/444
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
  4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  446  565   9 44.1    7 DEADLINE 20/432       36   71   1 33.6

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there!

Storm Rock had sixteen fights today, five challenges, no deaths, and it looks like 
three stand-ins.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (46-57-3,182) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged RAYNER (20-182) 
(60-95-3,183) of DEADLINE.  BARNABUS CROW devastated RAYNER in a 1 minute mismatched 
Challenge fight.  Rayner lost 11 points for this performance.  He was also the most 
challenged fighter in Storm Rock.  Losing records attract challenges.

MANAGING UP (32-6819) (35-42-0,194) of CON + INSULT challenged $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) 
(43-35-1,196) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MANAGING UP was demolished by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 
minute one-sided Challenge melee.  The Prominator is Storm Rock's highest ranked Aimed 
Blow.

TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (34-28-3,102) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged SIMPLY AMAZING 
(28-5693) (34-41-2,164) of BIG LAKE PURE.  TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was savagely defeated by 
SIMPLY AMAZING in a 3 minute duel.  Tem is our most illustrious Wall of Steel and he 
rose 12 points in the rankings for this brave challenge.

CARNATION (97-7598) (18-30-4,143) of FLOWER POWER challenged JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) 
(34-30-3,180) of BIG LAKE BASHERS.  CARNATION was defeated by JHANS CHAMPION in an 
exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.  Carnation is our top Striker.  It was a pretty 
brave challenge and Carnation got five points for that.

TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (28-50-1,54) of CON + INSULT challenged SHOPPING CART (72-6836) 
(24-25-1,81) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE.  TOUCH BASE viciously subdued SHOPPING CART in a 3 
minute Challenge brawl.  Is touching base somehow an insult now?  Anyway, Touch Base 
was voted this turn's favorite fighter.

MOD COD (55-2638) (358-216-5,332) of RHYME TYME fought QUICK (81-2926) (53-55-2,212) 
of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  MOD COD devastated QUICK in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.  
Mod Cod remains our top Lunger and Champion of the Horn.  He's also our overall 
popularity leader.  Quick, however, is the highest ranked Parry-Riposte.

JEDI YETI (18-10860) (56-56-3,221) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) 
(76-129-1,203) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  JEDI YETI handily defeated I'M POWERLESS in an 
action packed 1 minute uneven fight.  I'm Powerless is our top Basher.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (114-66-0,224) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (96-71-0,207) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  CHATROOMMATE viciously subdued BURM 
WOLFSNARL in an action packed 3 minute gory duel.  The Roomie is our leading Parry-
Lunge while Wolfsnarl is the top TP.  Chatroommate rose 21 points after this fight.

THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (69-38-1,255) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (96-77-1,206) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  THE LEPER'S HAND won victory over HARD KNOCKS 
in a popular 3 minute duel.

BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (48-65-0,189) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29) 
(0-0-0,200).  BALDING GRAY was overpowered by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute uneven 
match.  This is Storm Rock.  Why is there a Crysalis Guard standing in?

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (104-70-3,186) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-
3171) (32-32-2,195) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  TANTRUM YOGA overpowered LEPER'S OTHER HAND 
in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.

MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (47-34-0,161) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) 
(32-33-3,114) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  MR. BRATWURST devastated PRINCESS HOYT in an 
exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.  The Princess is Storm Rock's most highly 
recognized Slasher.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (71-87-2,125) of BASH BROS TIRES fought FLOYD (107-10) (0-0-
0,150).  MR RIGHT HANDED was subdued by FLOYD in a popular 1 minute brawl.  Mr Right 
Handed is still this arena's leading Parry-Strike.

TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (25-18-2,82) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought FIZZ AND FURS (18-
9959) (29-10-0,85) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  TAX PENALTY was overcome by FIZZ AND FURS in a 
popular 1 minute conflict.

RODEKILL (42-4564) (20-14-2,26) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-1) 
(0-0-0,30).  RODEKILL was vanquished by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched 
bout.  Beat by a stand-in, and not a tough stand-in either.  This is why Rodekill was 
once again voted least popular.

MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) (18-42-0,56) of BIG LAKE PURE fought GURGLES (18-10111) (25-
26-2,45) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  MORYA CHAMPION was viciously subdued by GURGLES in a 5 
minute brutal fray.

Well... summer is almost over.  It's been a hot one, suprisingly so for the Isle.  But 
this is a good time to get in some fishing, yeah?

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             359 216  5  342  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     70  38  1  273  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       115  66  0  245  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           57  56  3  232  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        96  72  0  210  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 QUICK 81-2926                53  56  2  210  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     44  34  0  210  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        44  35  1  206  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          96  78  1  204  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        105  70  3  202  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         47  57  3  194  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        76 130  1  190  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171   32  33  2  189  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        34  62  0  188  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          35  43  0  187  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         48  66  0  182  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       35  30  3  182  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAYNER 20-182                60  96  3  172  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       35  41  2  166  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        48  34  0  163  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CARNATION 97-7598            18  31  4  148  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      71  88  2  126  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125        32  34  3  120  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    34  29  3  114  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959        30  10  0   93  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
-ANDERS SLOWEYE 28-5740       22  21  5   92  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CURIOUS AGGRESSION 81-3357   25  14  0   89  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          25  19  2   84  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           29  50  1   76  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        24  26  1   63  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 GURGLES 18-10111             26  26  2   57  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723       18  43  0   45  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 RODEKILL 42-4564             20  15  2   17  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BARNABUS CROW devastated RAYNER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MANAGING UP was demolished by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was savagely defeated by SIMPLY AMAZING in a 3 minute duel.
CARNATION was defeated by JHANS CHAMPION in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
TOUCH BASE viciously subdued SHOPPING CART in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
MOD COD devastated QUICK in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
JEDI YETI handily defeated I'M POWERLESS in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
CHATROOMMATE viciously subdued BURM WOLFSNARL in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
THE LEPER'S HAND won victory over HARD KNOCKS in a popular 3 minute duel.
BALDING GRAY was overpowered by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute uneven match.
TANTRUM YOGA overpowered LEPER'S OTHER HAND in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MR. BRATWURST devastated PRINCESS HOYT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MR RIGHT HANDED was subdued by FLOYD in a popular 1 minute brawl.
TAX PENALTY was overcome by FIZZ AND FURS in a popular 1 minute conflict.
RODEKILL was vanquished by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MORYA CHAMPION was viciously subdued by GURGLES in a 5 minute brutal fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-LUNGE       24 -  16 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    46 -  34 -  0      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  13 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  16 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         AIMED BLOW        15 -  21 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  13 -  0      38  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY        6 -  14 -  0      30  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   8 -  0      20  |

Turn 261 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           359 216  5  342 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     115  66  0  245 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      96  72  0  210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    QUICK 81-2926              53  56  2  210 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
AIMED BLOW       $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107      44  35  1  206 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   I'M POWERLESS 59-2629      76 130  1  190 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
STRIKING ATTACK  CARNATION 97-7598          18  31  4  148 FLOWER POWER (444)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    71  88  2  126 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
SLASHING ATTACK  PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125      32  34  3  120 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
WALL OF STEEL    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865  34  29  3  114 HOUSE JHEREG (426)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TOUCH BASE 32-6828.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE 
18-10034, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, 
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158, GURGLES 18-10111, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, 
BARNABUS CROW 20-501, and $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107.

The least popular fighter this week was RODEKILL 42-4564.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were QUICK 81-2926, MANAGING UP 32-6819, MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, 
PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, RAYNER 20-182, FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, 
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171, and BALDING GRAY 42-5022.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          4  0 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  3 0  
MORYA(28)            1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  4 0  
ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      115  66  0  245  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501        47  57  3  194  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693      35  41  2  166  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         35  43  0  187  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   34  29  3  114  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158      35  30  3  182  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107       44  35  1  206  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            359 216  5  342  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       76 130  1  190  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     71  88  2  126  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940    70  38  1  273  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CARNATION 97-7598           18  31  4  148  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE