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Date : 09/28/2021 Duedate: 10/11/2021
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 263
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1151 812 8 58.6 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 465 345 4 57.4 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 389 413 10 48.5 5 CON + INSULT 32/442 107 196 3 35.3
BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 6 DEADLINE 20/432 37 72 1 33.9
4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 449 570 9 44.1
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there!
We saw fifteen fights today, and one gladiator died. There were four challenges.
Nobody avoided anybody.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (47-58-3,195) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged JEDI YETI (18-
10860) (57-57-3,196) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BARNABUS CROW was devastated by JEDI YETI in
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CARNATION (97-7598) (19-31-4,151) of FLOWER POWER challenged I'M POWERLESS (59-2629)
(76-131-1,176) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. CARNATION murdered I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute
gory one-sided Challenge melee. Carnation is our most highly ranked Striker, and I
guess he fights without much concern for killing anybody. Maybe he learned some
skills in this fight, but I'm Powerless sure didn't.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (35-29-3,127) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged SIMPLY AMAZING
(28-5693) (36-41-2,168) of BIG LAKE PURE. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was vanquished by SIMPLY
AMAZING in a 2 minute Challenge brawl. Mr. Of Smallcliff is our top Wall of Steel.
TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (30-50-1,81) of CON + INSULT challenged SHOPPING CART (72-6836)
(24-27-1,61) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE. TOUCH BASE was savagely defeated by SHOPPING CART
in a 3 minute Challenge match. Mr. Base is Storm Rock's most popular warrior this
turn.
MOD COD (55-2638) (360-216-5,368) of RHYME TYME fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (97-72-
0,221) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. MOD COD vanquished BURM WOLFSNARL in an exciting 1
minute mismatched Title fight. Mr. Cod is still top Lunger and Champion of the Horn,
and of course overall popularity leader. Mr. Wolfsnarl is our leading Total Parry.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (116-66-0,255) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MANAGING UP (32-6819)
(36-43-0,209) of CON + INSULT. CHATROOMMATE handily defeated MANAGING UP in an action
packed 1 minute uneven fight. The Roomie is our leading Parry-Lunge.
QUICK (81-2926) (54-56-2,225) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (49-
34-0,183) of COLOR ME SUAVE. QUICK won victory over MR. BRATWURST in an action packed
1 minute duel. Quick is our leading Parry-Riposte, while Bratwurst is top Basher.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (106-70-3,211) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-
3171) (32-34-2,195) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. TANTRUM YOGA overpowered LEPER'S OTHER HAND
in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (44-36-1,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE LEPER'S HAND (81-
2940) (70-39-1,210) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. $5 PROMINATOR was defeated by THE LEPER'S
HAND in a 1 minute match. The Prominator is our top Aimed Blow.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (49-66-0,187) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) (60-97-
3,173) of DEADLINE. BALDING GRAY was overcome by RAYNER in a popular 4 minute bout.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (96-79-1,188) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158)
(35-31-3,172) of BIG LAKE BASHERS. HARD KNOCKS was demolished by JHANS CHAMPION in a
1 minute mismatched match. Hard Knocks was this turn's least favorite fighter. The
spectators though Mr. Knocks should have easily won that fight, but instead he lost
the fight and 17 points. Jhans Champion gained 28 points.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (71-89-2,132) of BASH BROS TIRES fought PRINCESS HOYT (81-
3125) (32-35-3,117) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. MR RIGHT HANDED overcame PRINCESS HOYT in
an exciting 1 minute contest. Mr Right handed is our highest ranked Parry-Strike,
while the Princess is top Slasher.
FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (30-11-0,96) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MORYA CHAMPION (28-
5723) (18-44-0,43) of BIG LAKE PURE. FIZZ AND FURS subdued MORYA CHAMPION in a 6
minute brawl.
TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (26-19-2,86) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought GURGLES (18-10111)
(27-26-2,60) of CENTER FOR OLDS. TAX PENALTY was beaten by GURGLES in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute conflict.
There was just one stand-in involved in today's fights. RODEKILL (42-4564) (20-16-
2,26) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30). RODEKILL was
overpowered by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
Well... there was blood, there was gore, and there was death. I guess the crowds are
happy, but we don't have to like them. I'll see you all in a couple of weeks.
Practice hard!
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 361 216 5 392 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 117 66 0 266 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
QUICK 81-2926 55 56 2 235 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 107 70 3 221 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 71 39 1 216 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 97 73 0 210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
JEDI YETI 18-10860 58 57 3 207 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 36 44 0 203 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 36 31 3 200 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
CARNATION 97-7598 20 31 5 197 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 44 37 1 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171 32 35 2 195 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
RAYNER 20-182 61 97 3 188 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 47 59 3 185 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 49 35 0 182 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 49 67 0 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 37 41 2 172 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 96 80 1 171 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 76 132 1 153 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 72 89 2 134 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 35 30 3 127 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 32 36 3 117 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 31 11 0 98 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
-SHADE SLIMY 18-11014 25 19 1 95 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GURGLES 18-10111 28 26 2 83 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 25 27 1 77 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 26 20 2 70 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 30 51 1 69 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 18 45 0 56 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
RODEKILL 42-4564 20 17 2 17 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 76 132 1 BASHAHOLICS ANON 375 CARNATION 97-7598 263
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BARNABUS CROW was devastated by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CARNATION murdered I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge melee.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was vanquished by SIMPLY AMAZING in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
TOUCH BASE was savagely defeated by SHOPPING CART in a 3 minute Challenge match.
MOD COD vanquished BURM WOLFSNARL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
CHATROOMMATE handily defeated MANAGING UP in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
QUICK won victory over MR. BRATWURST in a action packed 1 minute duel.
TANTRUM YOGA overpowered LEPER'S OTHER HAND in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
$5 PROMINATOR was defeated by THE LEPER'S HAND in a 1 minute match.
BALDING GRAY was overcome by RAYNER in a popular 4 minute bout.
HARD KNOCKS was demolished by JHANS CHAMPION in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MR RIGHT HANDED overcame PRINCESS HOYT in a exciting 1 minute contest.
FIZZ AND FURS subdued MORYA CHAMPION in a 6 minute brawl.
TAX PENALTY was beaten by GURGLES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
RODEKILL was overpowered by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-LUNGE 27 - 13 - 0 68 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 13 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 44 - 36 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 16 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 1 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 11 - 21 - 2 34 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 16 - 0 20 |
Turn 263 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 5 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 4 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 361 216 5 392 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 117 66 0 266 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-RIPOSTE QUICK 81-2926 55 56 2 235 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 97 73 0 210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
STRIKING ATTACK CARNATION 97-7598 20 31 5 197 FLOWER POWER (444)
AIMED BLOW $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 44 37 1 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 49 35 0 182 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 72 89 2 134 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 35 30 3 127 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
SLASHING ATTACK PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 32 36 3 117 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was TOUCH BASE 32-6828. The ten other most popular fighters were BALDING GRAY
42-5022, RAYNER 20-182, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, TAX PENALTY
72-7311, GURGLES 18-10111, JEDI YETI 18-10860, MOD COD 55-2638, CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, and QUICK 81-2926.
The least popular fighter this week was HARD KNOCKS 42-4555. The other ten least
popular fighters were $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, RODEKILL 42-4564,
MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171, MANAGING UP 32-6819, BURM
WOLFSNARL 81-113, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, and THE LEPER'S
HAND 81-2940.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 4 0 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 1 0
MORYA(28) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 5 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 3 0
ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 117 66 0 266 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 61 97 3 188 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 37 41 2 172 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 36 44 0 203 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 35 30 3 127 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 36 31 3 200 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 107 70 3 221 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 361 216 5 392 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 76 132 1 153 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 72 89 2 134 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
QUICK 81-2926 55 56 2 235 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
CARNATION 97-7598 20 31 5 197 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE