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Date   : 10/12/2021    Duedate: 10/25/2021

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 264

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1156  817   8 58.6      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    466  345   4 57.5      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  394  416  10 48.6    5 CON + INSULT 32/442  109  199   3 35.4
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440                     FLOWER POWER 97/444
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
  4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  451  572   9 44.1    6 DEADLINE 20/432       37   73   1 33.6

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey!

Today in Storm Rock there were fifteen fights, includine three challenges and one 
stand-in.  Nobody died.

CARNATION (97-7598) (20-31-5,197) of FLOWER POWER challenged CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) 
(117-66-0,266) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  CARNATION was devastated by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Carnation is top Striker, while Chatroommate is 
our leading Parry-Lunge.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (47-59-3,185) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged RAYNER (20-182) 
(61-97-3,188) of DEADLINE.  BARNABUS CROW vanquished RAYNER in a 2 minute brutal 
uneven Challenge battle.  Mr. Crow gained 13 points while Rayner lost 12.  Rayner was 
the most challenged fighter this turn.

TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (30-51-1,69) of CON + INSULT challenged SHOPPING CART (72-6836) 
(25-27-1,77) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE.  TOUCH BASE savagely defeated SHOPPING CART in a 3 
minute Challenge duel.  Mr. Base was voted this turn's favorite fighter.

MOD COD (55-2638) (361-216-5,392) of RHYME TYME fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (107-70-
3,221) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MOD COD overpowered TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute one-sided 
Title fight.  The Cod is our lop Lunger, and of course the Champion of the Horn.  AND 
the overall popularity leader.  Cod in glory sauce.

THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (71-39-1,216) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought JEDI YETI (18-
10860) (58-57-3,207) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  THE LEPER'S HAND devastated JEDI YETI in a 
popular 1 minute uneven brawl.

QUICK (81-2926) (55-56-2,235) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought MANAGING UP (32-6819) (36-
44-0,203) of CON + INSULT.  QUICK bested MANAGING UP in a 2 minute match.  Quick is 
our most illustrious Parry-Riposte.

MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (49-35-0,182) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought JHANS CHAMPION (36-
8158) (36-31-3,200) of BIG LAKE BASHERS.  MR. BRATWURST slimly lost to JHANS CHAMPION 
in a popular 3 minute competition.  Bratwurst is top Basher.

$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (44-37-1,196) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-
3171) (32-35-2,195) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  $5 PROMINATOR vanquished LEPER'S OTHER HAND 
in an action packed 1 minute uneven duel.  The Prominator is Storm Rock's highest 
ranked Aimed Blow.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (97-73-0,210) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-
0-0,181).  BURM WOLFSNARL overpowered CLOTTO in a popular 2 minute gory uneven duel.  
I believe Clotto was our only stand-in, this turn.  Mr. Wolfsnarl is our leading Total 
Parry.

BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (49-67-0,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) 
(32-36-3,117) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  BALDING GRAY beat PRINCESS HOYT in a 2 minute 
melee.  The Princess is still our top Slasher.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (96-80-1,171) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-
4865) (35-30-3,127) of HOUSE JHEREG.  HARD KNOCKS overpowered TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in an 
exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.  Mr. Of Smallcliff is our best Wall of Steel.

I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (76-132-1,153) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought SIMPLY AMAZING (28-
5693) (37-41-2,172) of BIG LAKE PURE.  I'M POWERLESS was viciously subdued by SIMPLY 
AMAZING in an exciting 3 minute contest.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (72-89-2,134) of BASH BROS TIRES fought FIZZ AND FURS (18-
9959) (31-11-0,98) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  MR RIGHT HANDED bested FIZZ AND FURS in a 
crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.  Mr Right Handed is the most highly recognized 
Parry-Strike.

TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (26-20-2,70) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought RODEKILL (42-4564) 
(20-17-2,17) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  TAX PENALTY overpowered RODEKILL in a 1 minute one-
sided duel.  Rodekill is Storm Rock's least favorite fighter this turn.

MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) (18-45-0,56) of BIG LAKE PURE fought GURGLES (18-10111) (28-
26-2,83) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  MORYA CHAMPION was viciously subdued by GURGLES in an 
action packed 8 minute duel.

That's it for now. Get ready for colder weather, finally.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             362 216  5  421  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       118  66  0  275  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 QUICK 81-2926                56  56  2  241  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     72  39  1  228  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        98  73  0  218  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        107  71  3  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       37  31  3  210  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        45  37  1  207  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CARNATION 97-7598            20  32  5  201  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           58  58  3  198  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         48  59  3  198  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          36  45  0  196  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171   32  36  2  188  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        49  36  0  185  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         50  67  0  180  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 RAYNER 20-182                61  98  3  176  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       38  41  2  175  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          97  80  1  174  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        76 133  1  156  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      73  89  2  143  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    35  31  3  132  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125        32  37  3  127  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959        31  12  0  100  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
-SHADE SLIMY 18-11014         25  19  1   95  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GURGLES 18-10111             29  26  2   85  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           31  51  1   81  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          27  20  2   72  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        25  28  1   69  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723       18  46  0   59  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 RODEKILL 42-4564             20  18  2   22  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CARNATION was devastated by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BARNABUS CROW vanquished RAYNER in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge battle.
TOUCH BASE savagely defeated SHOPPING CART in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
MOD COD overpowered TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
THE LEPER'S HAND devastated JEDI YETI in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
QUICK bested MANAGING UP in a 2 minute match.
MR. BRATWURST slimly lost to JHANS CHAMPION in a popular 3 minute competition.
$5 PROMINATOR vanquished LEPER'S OTHER HAND in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
BURM WOLFSNARL overpowered CLOTTO in a popular 2 minute gory uneven duel.
BALDING GRAY beat PRINCESS HOYT in a 2 minute melee.
HARD KNOCKS overpowered TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
I'M POWERLESS was viciously subdued by SIMPLY AMAZING in a exciting 3 minute contest.
MR RIGHT HANDED bested FIZZ AND FURS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
TAX PENALTY overpowered RODEKILL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MORYA CHAMPION was viciously subdued by GURGLES in a action packed 8 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-LUNGE       27 -  13 -  0      68  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    44 -  36 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  14 -  0      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  16 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        12 -  18 -  2      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK    3 -   7 -  1      30  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        5 -  15 -  0      25  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  15 -  0      25  |

Turn 264 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           362 216  5  421 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     118  66  0  275 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    QUICK 81-2926              56  56  2  241 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      98  73  0  218 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
AIMED BLOW       $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107      45  37  1  207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  CARNATION 97-7598          20  32  5  201 FLOWER POWER (444)
BASHING ATTACK   MR. BRATWURST 42-5106      49  36  0  185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    73  89  2  143 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
WALL OF STEEL    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865  35  31  3  132 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
SLASHING ATTACK  PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125      32  37  3  127 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TOUCH BASE 32-6828.  The ten other most popular fighters were JHANS CHAMPION 
36-8158, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, GURGLES 18-10111, I'M 
POWERLESS 59-2629, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, SHOPPING CART 
72-6836, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, and $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107.

The least popular fighter this week was RODEKILL 42-4564.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723, FIZZ AND FURS 
18-9959, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, JEDI YETI 18-10860, CARNATION 97-7598, TAX 
PENALTY 72-7311, PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125, MOD COD 55-2638, and RAYNER 20-182.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  2 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  1 0  
MORYA(28)            1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  2 0  
ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      118  66  0  275  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501        48  59  3  198  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693      38  41  2  175  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         36  45  0  196  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   35  31  3  132  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158      37  31  3  210  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       107  71  3  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            362 216  5  421  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       76 133  1  156  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     73  89  2  143  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 QUICK 81-2926               56  56  2  241  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CARNATION 97-7598           20  32  5  201  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE