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Date   : 10/26/2021    Duedate: 11/08/2021

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 265

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1163  820   8 58.6      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    467  345   4 57.5      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
  3 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  396  422  10 48.4      CON + INSULT 32/442
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440                     FLOWER POWER 97/444
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                  6 DEADLINE 20/432       38   73   1 34.2
  4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  451  576   9 43.9

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there.

Storm Rock had 16 fights today including three challenges.  No one died.  No one 
avoided.

CARNATION (97-7598) (20-32-5,201) of FLOWER POWER challenged BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) 
(98-73-0,218) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  CARNATION devastated BURM WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute 
mismatched Challenge fight.  Like the pungent scent of the flower, Carnation is our 
top Striker.  Carnation ascended 24 points after this victory.  Mr. Wolfsnarl is Storm 
Rock's top-ranked Total Parry, but lost 28 points in this fight.

BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (48-59-3,198) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (118-66-0,275) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  BARNABUS CROW was vanquished by 
CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.  The Roomie is our top Parry-Lunge 
and was the most challenged this turn.  After this ambitious up-challenge, Barnabus 
Crow was awarded 4 points just for sheer hutzpah.

TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (31-51-1,81) of CON + INSULT challenged SHOPPING CART (72-6836) 
(25-28-1,69) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE.  TOUCH BASE savagely defeated SHOPPING CART in a 2 
minute Challenge fight.  Touch Base is this turn's favorite fighter.

MOD COD (55-2638) (362-216-5,421) of RHYME TYME fought QUICK (81-2926) (56-56-2,241) 
of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  MOD COD devastated QUICK in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.  
So, Mod Cod is our leading Lunger and also overall popularity leader and Tower 
Guardian.  Quick is our leading Parry-Riposte, and was unfortunately voted least 
favorite fighter this turn.

THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (72-39-1,228) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought $5 PROMINATOR 
(42-5107) (45-37-1,207) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  THE LEPER'S HAND subdued $5 PROMINATOR in 
a 2 minute competition.  The Prominator, even though he lost, is our highest ranked 
Aimed Blow.

JEDI YETI (18-10860) (58-58-3,198) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought JHANS CHAMPION (36-8158) 
(37-31-3,210) of BIG LAKE BASHERS.  JEDI YETI devastated JHANS CHAMPION in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.

Here is the first of, I think, four stand-ins.  MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (49-36-0,185) 
of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200).  MR. BRATWURST was 
bested by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute competition.  Wow.  It's no shame to lose 
to the Arenamaster.  Mr. Bratwurst is our top Basher.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (107-71-3,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (107-
26) (0-0-0,200).  TANTRUM YOGA overpowered RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute uneven melee.

LEPER'S OTHER HAND (81-3171) (32-36-2,188) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought MANAGING UP 
(32-6819) (36-45-0,196) of CON + INSULT.  LEPER'S OTHER HAND was vanquished by 
MANAGING UP in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.

BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (50-67-0,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (73-89-2,143) of BASH BROS TIRES.  BALDING GRAY vanquished MR RIGHT HANDED in a 
2 minute one-sided duel.  Mr Right Handed is our best Parry-Strike, often the only 
one.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (97-80-1,174) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE 
(107-8) (0-0-0,110).  HARD KNOCKS overpowered ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 2 minute 
uneven match.

1I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (76-133-1,156) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought SIMPLY AMAZING (28-
5693) (38-41-2,175) of BIG LAKE PURE.  I'M POWERLESS was narrowly defeated by SIMPLY 
AMAZING in an exciting 2 minute fight.

RAYNER (20-182) (61-98-3,176) of DEADLINE fought PRINCESS HOYT (81-3125) (32-37-3,127) 
of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  RAYNER devastated PRINCESS HOYT in an exciting 1 minute 
mismatched conflict.  Princess Hoyt is our best Slasher.

FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (31-12-0,100) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought TAX PENALTY (72-7311) 
(27-20-2,72) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE.  FIZZ AND FURS subdued TAX PENALTY in a 2 minute 
brawl.  Fizz and Furs is Storm Rock's most highly ranked Wall of Steel.

RODEKILL (42-4564) (20-18-2,22) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-1) 
(0-0-0,30).  RODEKILL was overpowered by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched 
conflict.

MORYA CHAMPION (28-5723) (18-46-0,59) of BIG LAKE PURE fought GURGLES (18-10111) (29-
26-2,85) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  MORYA CHAMPION was savagely defeated by GURGLES in a 7 
minute gory duel.

Debby Tonte stopped by and offered some laundry advice.  From now on, I'm wearing a 
purple robe when I shave.
 
                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             363 216  5  431  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       119  66  0  284  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     73  39  1  238  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CARNATION 97-7598            21  32  5  225  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        108  71  3  221  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           59  58  3  215  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUICK 81-2926                56  57  2  210  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        45  38  1  205  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          37  45  0  205  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         48  60  3  202  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        98  74  0  190  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       37  32  3  190  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        49  37  0  185  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         51  67  0  182  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171   32  37  2  180  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 RAYNER 20-182                62  98  3  178  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       39  41  2  178  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          98  80  1  176  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        76 134  1  157  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      73  90  2  142  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
-TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    35  31  3  132  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125        32  38  3  129  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959        32  12  0  103  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GURGLES 18-10111             30  26  2   87  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           32  51  1   86  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          27  21  2   80  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        25  29  1   67  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723       18  47  0   63  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
-THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934        16   5  0   53  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 RODEKILL 42-4564             20  19  2   14  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CARNATION devastated BURM WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BARNABUS CROW was vanquished by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
TOUCH BASE savagely defeated SHOPPING CART in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
MOD COD devastated QUICK in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
THE LEPER'S HAND subdued $5 PROMINATOR in a 2 minute competition.
JEDI YETI devastated JHANS CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
MR. BRATWURST was bested by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute competition.
TANTRUM YOGA overpowered RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute uneven melee.
LEPER'S OTHER HAND was vanquished by MANAGING UP in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
BALDING GRAY vanquished MR RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
HARD KNOCKS overpowered ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 2 minute uneven match.
I'M POWERLESS was narrowly defeated by SIMPLY AMAZING in a exciting 2 minute fight.
RAYNER devastated PRINCESS HOYT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
FIZZ AND FURS subdued TAX PENALTY in a 2 minute brawl.
RODEKILL was overpowered by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MORYA CHAMPION was savagely defeated by GURGLES in a 7 minute gory duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-LUNGE       28 -  12 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    45 -  35 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  14 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   6 -  1      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  18 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        10 -  18 -  1      36  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY        5 -  15 -  0      25  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  17 -  0      15  |

Turn 265 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           363 216  5  431 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     119  66  0  284 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK  CARNATION 97-7598          21  32  5  225 FLOWER POWER (444)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    QUICK 81-2926              56  57  2  210 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
AIMED BLOW       $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107      45  38  1  205 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      98  74  0  190 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
BASHING ATTACK   MR. BRATWURST 42-5106      49  37  0  185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    73  90  2  142 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
SLASHING ATTACK  PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125      32  38  3  129 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)
WALL OF STEEL    FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959      32  12  0  103 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TOUCH BASE 32-6828.  The ten other most popular fighters were JEDI YETI 18-10860, 
SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693, THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, I'M POWERLESS 
59-2629, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, CARNATION 97-7598, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, TANTRUM YOGA 
42-4563, and $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107.

The least popular fighter this week was QUICK 81-2926.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BARNABUS CROW 20-501, RODEKILL 42-4564, PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125, LEPER'S 
OTHER HAND 81-3171, MOD COD 55-2638, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, 
SHOPPING CART 72-6836, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, and GURGLES 18-10111.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          4  0 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  3 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  4 0  
MORYA(28)            1  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
ARVAT(32)            2  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      119  66  0  284  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501        48  60  3  202  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693      39  41  2  178  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         37  45  0  205  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158      37  32  3  190  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       108  71  3  221  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            363 216  5  431  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       76 134  1  157  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     73  90  2  142  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940    73  39  1  238  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CARNATION 97-7598           21  32  5  225  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE