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Date   : 11/09/2021    Duedate: 11/22/2021

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 266

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1167  826   8 58.6      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      CON + INSULT 32/442
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    467  346   4 57.4      FLOWER POWER 97/444
  4 BASH BROS TI 72/411  453  578   9 43.9      I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
    BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375                   6 DEADLINE 20/432       39   73   1 34.8
    BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there.

    I hope you all did well in the tourney.  We had twelve fights today, two 
challenges.  Oddly, there were no Total Parries today at all.  No one died, and no one 
avoided.
     CARNATION (97-7598) (21-32-5,225) of FLOWER POWER challenged MOD COD (55-2638) 
(363-216-5,431) of RHYME TYME.  CARNATION devastated MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched 
Challenge Title fight.  This is quite an upset.  So now, Carnation is Champion of the 
Horn as well as top Striker.  But Mod Cod is still overall popularity leader.
     TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (32-51-1,86) of CON + INSULT challenged GURGLES (18-10111) 
(30-26-2,87) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  TOUCH BASE savagely defeated GURGLES in an exciting 
2 minute gory Challenge melee.  Touch Base is this turn's favorite fighter.
     JEDI YETI (18-10860) (59-58-3,215) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MANAGING UP (32-
6819) (37-45-0,205) of CON + INSULT.  JEDI YETI vanquished MANAGING UP in a popular 1 
minute mismatched brawl.  Jedi Yeti is our top Lunger, having taken that honor today 
from Mod Cod.  Managing Up is the least favored fighter here today.
     TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (108-71-3,221) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-
24) (0-0-0,181).  TANTRUM YOGA overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
mismatched match.
     CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (119-66-0,284) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought BARNABUS CROW 
(20-501) (48-60-3,202) of I'M NOT EGGBERT.  CHATROOMMATE overpowered BARNABUS CROW in 
a 1 minute one-sided struggle.  The Roomie is our leading Parry-Lunge.
     MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (49-37-0,185) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD 
(107-29) (0-0-0,200).  MR. BRATWURST was defeated by CRYSALIS GUARD in an action 
packed 1 minute melee.  Mr. Bratwurst is top Basher.
     $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (45-38-1,205) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER 
SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200).  $5 PROMINATOR lost to ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in an 
action packed 1 minute duel.  The Prominator is Storm Rock's leading Aimed Blow.
     BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (51-67-0,182) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) 
(62-98-3,178) of DEADLINE.  BALDING GRAY was narrowly defeated by RAYNER in an action 
packed 2 minute gory duel.  Rayner is Storm Rock's highest ranked Parry-Riposte.
     I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (76-134-1,157) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought HARD KNOCKS 
(42-4555) (98-80-1,176) of COLOR ME SUAVE. I'M POWERLESS defeated HARD KNOCKS in an 
action packed 1 minute match.  Hmm.  Both of these fighters have been stylemasters in 
the past.  What happened?
     FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (32-12-0,103) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MR RIGHT HANDED 
(72-6876) (73-90-2,142) of BASH BROS TIRES.  FIZZ AND FURS beat MR RIGHT HANDED in an 
exciting 2 minute fight.  Fizz and Furs is Storm Rock's leading Wall of Steel, and Mr 
Right Handed is top Parry-Strike.  Fizzy got 26 points for this fight.
     TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (27-21-2,80) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) 
(0-0-0,50).  TAX PENALTY was subdued by R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute competition.  Tax 
Penalty lost 20 recognition points for this loss.  I'd expect so!
     SHOPPING CART (72-6836) (25-29-1,67) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE fought RODEKILL (42-
4564) (20-19-2,14) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SHOPPING CART unbelievably bested RODEKILL in 
an exciting 1 minute brutal contest.  Rodekill is our best Slasher.
     Well, that's all.  There were some good fights, but damn few fights.  I guess 
you're all tired from the tourney.  Anyway -- later.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CARNATION 97-7598            22  32  5  310  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       120  66  0  295  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
-THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     73  39  1  238  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        109  71  3  227  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           60  58  3  226  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-QUICK 81-2926                56  57  2  210  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         48  61  3  204  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        45  39  1  195  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          37  46  0  191  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 MOD COD 55-2638             363 217  5  190  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
-BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        98  74  0  190  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
-JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158       37  32  3  190  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 RAYNER 20-182                63  98  3  188  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        49  38  0  184  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        77 134  1  182  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171   32  37  2  180  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
-SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693       39  41  2  178  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         51  68  0  176  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          98  81  1  162  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    35  31  3  132  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959        33  12  0  129  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
-PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125        32  38  3  129  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      73  91  2  125  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           33  51  1   97  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GURGLES 18-10111             30  27  2   81  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        26  29  1   69  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
-MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723       18  47  0   63  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          27  22  2   60  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
-THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934        16   5  0   53  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN
-THE PARK TRAMP 20-940        15   7  0   52  ROBO VILLAGE (456)         SEAM
 RODEKILL 42-4564             20  20  2   23  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CARNATION devastated MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
TOUCH BASE savagely defeated GURGLES in a exciting 2 minute gory Challenge melee.
JEDI YETI vanquished MANAGING UP in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TANTRUM YOGA overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
CHATROOMMATE overpowered BARNABUS CROW in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MR. BRATWURST was defeated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a action packed 1 minute melee.
$5 PROMINATOR lost to ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a action packed 1 minute duel.
BALDING GRAY was narrowly defeated by RAYNER in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
I'M POWERLESS defeated HARD KNOCKS in a action packed 1 minute match.
FIZZ AND FURS beat MR RIGHT HANDED in a exciting 2 minute fight.
TAX PENALTY was subdued by R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute competition.
SHOPPING CART unbelievably bested RODEKILL in a exciting 1 minute brutal contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE       29 -  10 -  0      74  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    41 -  36 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  14 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  19 -  0      37  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        10 -  18 -  1      36  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -  14 -  0      22  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  17 -  0      11  |

Turn 266 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  CARNATION 97-7598          22  32  5  310 FLOWER POWER (444)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     120  66  0  295 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK   JEDI YETI 18-10860         60  58  3  226 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107      45  39  1  195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              63  98  3  188 DEADLINE (432)
BASHING ATTACK   MR. BRATWURST 42-5106      49  38  0  184 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959      33  12  0  129 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    73  91  2  125 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
SLASHING ATTACK  RODEKILL 42-4564           20  20  2   23 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TOUCH BASE 32-6828.  The ten other most popular fighters were MR RIGHT HANDED 
72-6876, RAYNER 20-182, JEDI YETI 18-10860, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, BALDING GRAY 
42-5022, FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, CARNATION 97-7598, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, I'M 
POWERLESS 59-2629, and HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.

The least popular fighter this week was MANAGING UP 32-6819.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BARNABUS CROW 20-501, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, TAX PENALTY 
72-7311, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, GURGLES 18-10111, MOD COD 
55-2638, RODEKILL 42-4564, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, and I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          3  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  5 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  2 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      120  66  0  295  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501        48  61  3  204  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         37  46  0  191  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       109  71  3  227  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            363 217  5  190  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       77 134  1  182  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     73  91  2  125  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 CARNATION 97-7598           22  32  5  310  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE