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Date : 11/23/2021 Duedate: 12/06/2021
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 267
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1173 830 8 58.6 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 CON + INSULT 32/442
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 468 346 4 57.5 FLOWER POWER 97/444
4 BASH BROS TI 72/411 455 580 9 44.0 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454 6 DEADLINE 20/432 39 74 1 34.5
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Heya!
There were just twelve fights today, with two challenges. No TV challenges, so maybe
none of you were ambitious enough to enter the tourney? And nobody died.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (35-31-3,132) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (51-68-0,176) of COLOR ME SUAVE. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was viciously subdued by
BALDING GRAY in a 3 minute Challenge fight. Balding Gray was the most challenged
fighter. Tem lost, but has won six points anyway, and he has regained his title of
Storm Rock's leading Wall of Steel; he took it back from Fizz and Furs.
TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (33-51-1,97) of CON + INSULT challenged SHOPPING CART (72-6836)
(26-29-1,69) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE. TOUCH BASE savagely defeated SHOPPING CART in an
exciting 2 minute Challenge melee. Touch Base is this turn's favorite fighter, as he
was last turn. Maybe someday soon, he'll take the "most popular" honors from Mod Cod?
CARNATION (97-7598) (22-32-5,310) of FLOWER POWER fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) (60-58-
3,226) of CENTER FOR OLDS. CARNATION was vanquished by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute
mismatched Title brawl. So Jedi Yeti is now our champion of the Horn and top Lunger,
while Carnation must be content with top Striker.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (120-66-0,295) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MOD COD (55-2638)
(363-217-5,190) of RHYME TYME. CHATROOMMATE was overpowered by MOD COD in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight. Ah! Mod Cod is still our overall popularity
leader, while the Chatty lady is no longer our leading Parry-Lunge.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (109-71-3,227) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) (63-98-
3,188) of DEADLINE. TANTRUM YOGA vanquished RAYNER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
Two stylemasters! Tantrum Yoga is now our most dangerous Parry-Lunge, while Rayner is
top Parry-Riposte.
MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (49-38-0,184) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BARNABUS CROW (20-501)
(48-61-3,204) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. MR. BRATWURST overpowered BARNABUS CROW in a
popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. Mr. Bratwurst is Storm Rock's premier Basher.
$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (45-39-1,195) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629)
(77-134-1,182) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. $5 PROMINATOR vanquished I'M POWERLESS in a 1
minute uneven duel. The Prominator is our leading Aimed Blow.
MANAGING UP (32-6819) (37-46-0,191) of CON + INSULT fought HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (98-
81-1,162) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MANAGING UP was vanquished by HARD KNOCKS in an action
packed 1 minute uneven fight. Hard Knocks is a dangerous man.
FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (33-12-0,129) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (73-91-2,125) of BASH BROS TIRES. FIZZ AND FURS was overpowered by MR RIGHT
HANDED in a popular 2 minute uneven match. Mr Right Handed is our highest ranked
Parry-Strike, a good style.
TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (27-22-2,60) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought RODEKILL (42-4564)
(20-20-2,23) of COLOR ME SUAVE. TAX PENALTY demolished RODEKILL in a 1 minute
mismatched match. Poor Rodekill is our least popular fighter. However, he is also
our top Slasher.
GURGLES (18-10111) (30-27-2,81) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-0,50).
GURGLES was handily defeated by R.O.U.S. in an exciting 4 minute one-sided contest.
Oops, it's always embarrassing to lose to a stand-in, isn't it? I remember the times
I lost to the Bandit Prince, until one time I finally beat him. Ha!
Well, that's it for this turn. Enjoy your autumn feast.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEDI YETI 18-10860 61 58 3 237 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 73 39 1 238 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 110 71 3 234 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 364 217 5 233 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 120 67 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
-QUICK 81-2926 56 57 2 210 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 50 38 0 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 46 39 1 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RAYNER 20-182 63 99 3 191 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
CARNATION 97-7598 22 33 5 191 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 99 81 1 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 98 74 0 190 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
-JHANS CHAMPION 36-8158 37 32 3 190 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 48 62 3 185 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LEPER'S OTHER HAND 81-3171 32 37 2 180 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 52 68 0 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-SIMPLY AMAZING 28-5693 39 41 2 178 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 77 135 1 177 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MANAGING UP 32-6819 37 47 0 171 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 74 91 2 151 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 35 32 3 138 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
-PRINCESS HOYT 81-3125 32 38 3 129 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 33 13 0 117 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 34 51 1 99 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 26 30 1 71 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
-MORYA CHAMPION 28-5723 18 47 0 63 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 28 22 2 62 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
GURGLES 18-10111 30 28 2 56 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-THE PARK TRAMP 20-940 15 7 0 52 ROBO VILLAGE (456) SEAM
RODEKILL 42-4564 20 21 2 24 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was viciously subdued by BALDING GRAY in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
TOUCH BASE savagely defeated SHOPPING CART in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.
CARNATION was vanquished by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
CHATROOMMATE was overpowered by MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished RAYNER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MR. BRATWURST overpowered BARNABUS CROW in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
$5 PROMINATOR vanquished I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MANAGING UP was vanquished by HARD KNOCKS in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
FIZZ AND FURS was overpowered by MR RIGHT HANDED in a popular 2 minute uneven match.
TAX PENALTY demolished RODEKILL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GURGLES was handily defeated by R.O.U.S. in a exciting 4 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 28 - 10 - 0 74 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 38 - 36 - 0 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 15 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 AIMED BLOW 11 - 15 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 1 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 18 - 0 40 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 12 - 0 25 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 17 - 0 6 |
Turn 267 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK JEDI YETI 18-10860 61 58 3 237 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 110 71 3 234 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 50 38 0 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 46 39 1 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 63 99 3 191 DEADLINE (432)
STRIKING ATTACK CARNATION 97-7598 22 33 5 191 FLOWER POWER (444)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 74 91 2 151 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 35 32 3 138 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK RODEKILL 42-4564 20 21 2 24 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was TOUCH BASE 32-6828. The ten other most popular fighters were BALDING GRAY
42-5022, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, MOD COD
55-2638, JEDI YETI 18-10860, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, GURGLES 18-10111, SHOPPING CART
72-6836, and CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.
The least popular fighter this week was RODEKILL 42-4564. The other ten least
popular fighters were MANAGING UP 32-6819, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, RAYNER 20-182,
CARNATION 97-7598, FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF
35-4865, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, and CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 1 3 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 5 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 1 0
ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEDI YETI 18-10860 61 58 3 237 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 63 99 3 191 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
MANAGING UP 32-6819 37 47 0 171 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 35 32 3 138 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 110 71 3 234 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 364 217 5 233 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 77 135 1 177 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 74 91 2 151 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
CARNATION 97-7598 22 33 5 191 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE