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Date : 12/07/2021 Duedate: 12/20/2021
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 268
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1176 837 8 58.4 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 469 346 4 57.5 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
BASH BROS TIRES 72/411 6 DEADLINE 20/432 39 75 1 34.2
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Heya!
Well, there were just ten fights today. No one died or challenged or avoided. There
were four stand-ins. *yawn* And no Strikers or Total Parries showed up at all.
What, is there a contagion in town? A big case of food poisoning from the Surly Wench
Pub? That, I can believe. I suspect they keep that big cauldron of stew going for a
few days, just adding peas and meat scraps as needed.
Our Title fight: JEDI YETI (18-10860) (61-58-3,237) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MOD COD
(55-2638) (364-217-5,233) of RHYME TYME. JEDI YETI was devastated by MOD COD in a 1
minute mismatched Title fight. So, Mod Cod has replaced Jedi Yeti as top Lunger and
Champion of the Horn. Mod Cod is also the overall popularity leader.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (110-71-3,234) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) (63-99-
3,191) of DEADLINE. TANTRUM YOGA vanquished RAYNER in a 1 minute uneven battle, for
which Mr. Yoga gained 9 points. Mr. Yoga is our leading Parry-Lunge, Rayner is top
Parry-Riposte.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (120-67-0,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought BARNABUS CROW (20-
501) (48-62-3,185) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. CHATROOMMATE demolished BARNABUS CROW in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven fight.
MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (50-38-0,203) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought GOJIRO (107-31) (0-0-
0,220). MR. BRATWURST was overpowered by GOJIRO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
Bratwurst is top Basher. A bad day for Bratwurst, who is also least popular today.
$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (46-39-1,203) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22)
(0-0-0,181). $5 PROMINATOR devastated THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 1 minute bloody
uneven brawl. The Prominator is our best of two Aimed Blows.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (99-81-1,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY (107-9)
(0-0-0,170). HARD KNOCKS was beaten by IMPRISONED SPY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute
brawl. Oops! Hard Knocks lost 12 points and a day's pay for this fight.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (74-91-2,151) of BASH BROS TIRES fought FIZZ AND FURS (18-
9959) (33-13-0,117) of CENTER FOR OLDS. MR RIGHT HANDED savagely defeated FIZZ AND
FURS in an action packed 2 minute melee. Mr Righty is Storm Rock's top Parry-Strike.
The Fizzy One is the most notable Wall of Steel.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (52-68-0,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(107-28) (0-0-0,200). BALDING GRAY lost to ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3 minute duel.
TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (28-22-2,62) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought RODEKILL (42-4564)
(20-21-2,24) of COLOR ME SUAVE. TAX PENALTY overpowered RODEKILL in a 1 minute uneven
duel. Rodekill is our leading Slasher.
SHOPPING CART (72-6836) (26-30-1,71) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE fought GURGLES (18-10111)
(30-28-2,56) of CENTER FOR OLDS. SHOPPING CART narrowly defeated GURGLES in an
exciting 7 minute gruesome fight. And Shopping Cart is this turn's favorite.
Not much to say, so that's all. Bye for now.
Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 365 217 5 245 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 111 71 3 243 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 121 67 0 219 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEDI YETI 18-10860 61 59 3 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 47 39 1 209 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RAYNER 20-182 63 100 3 193 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 48 63 3 193 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
-CARNATION 97-7598 22 33 5 191 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 50 39 0 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 52 69 0 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 99 82 1 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 77 135 1 177 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
-MANAGING UP 32-6819 37 47 0 171 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 75 91 2 160 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SHARK 31-6525 27 43 0 142 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
-TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 35 32 3 138 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 33 14 0 121 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TOUCH BASE 32-6828 34 51 1 99 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 27 30 1 76 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 29 22 2 64 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
GURGLES 18-10111 30 29 2 58 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RODEKILL 42-4564 20 22 2 26 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JEDI YETI was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished RAYNER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
CHATROOMMATE demolished BARNABUS CROW in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven fight.
MR. BRATWURST was overpowered by GOJIRO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
$5 PROMINATOR devastated THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
HARD KNOCKS was beaten by IMPRISONED SPY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
MR RIGHT HANDED savagely defeated FIZZ AND FURS in a action packed 2 minute melee.
BALDING GRAY lost to ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3 minute duel.
TAX PENALTY overpowered RODEKILL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SHOPPING CART narrowly defeated GURGLES in a exciting 7 minute gruesome fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 27 - 10 - 0 73 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 35 - 34 - 0 51 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 9 - 0 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 11 - 13 - 1 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 15 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 5 - 1 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 17 - 0 41 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 11 - 0 21 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 16 - 0 6 |
Turn 268 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 3 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 365 217 5 245 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 111 71 3 243 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 47 39 1 209 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 63 100 3 193 DEADLINE (432)
BASHING ATTACK MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 50 39 0 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 75 91 2 160 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
WALL OF STEEL FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 33 14 0 121 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK RODEKILL 42-4564 20 22 2 26 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was SHOPPING CART 72-6836. The ten other most popular fighters were MR RIGHT HANDED
72-6876, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, GURGLES 18-10111, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, $5 PROMINATOR
42-5107, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, MOD COD 55-2638, BARNABUS CROW
20-501, and FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959.
The least popular fighter this week was MR. BRATWURST 42-5106. The other ten least
popular fighters were RAYNER 20-182, JEDI YETI 18-10860, RODEKILL 42-4564, TAX
PENALTY 72-7311, FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, MOD COD 55-2638,
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, and $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 1 3 0 RODEKI(42) 2 4 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 3 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 121 67 0 219 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 63 100 3 193 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 111 71 3 243 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 365 217 5 245 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 75 91 2 160 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
OUBLIETTE (2-6002) DUNGEON CELL (685)
RAVIOLI WIZARD (12-7600) CAFE ERDMANO (706)
ONE MAN FURY (18-11102) THUNDR + LITENING (22)
HMS CENTURIAN (45-5068) BATTLE SHIPS (552)
NAKOR (56-4686) MEN OF STEEL (131)
DARKFIRE (63-3503) STEELE RISING (380)
PRESTO GEISHA (84-51434) THIRSTY THUGS 1471 (8830)
KNUCKLELOAF (84-27293) INQUISITION T12-20 (4844)
PIG FOOT (84-12494) D.O.A. (2209)
ZOBNIN (85-36276) RUSSIA 18 (6616)
THREE (85-44030) FAST TRACK (8043)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes