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Date : 12/21/2021 Duedate: 01/03/2022
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 269
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1182 841 8 58.4 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 469 347 4 57.5 4 CON + INSULT 32/442 118 209 3 36.1
3 BASH BROS BO 28/452 460 584 9 44.1 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BASH BROS TIRES 72/411 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460 5 DEADLINE 20/432 39 76 1 33.9
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey!
There were fourteen fights today, including three challenges.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (48-63-3,193) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged $5 PROMINATOR (42-
5107) (47-39-1,209) of COLOR ME SUAVE. BARNABUS CROW was devastated by $5 PROMINATOR
in a 1 minute Challenge fight. The Prominator is our top Aimed Blow.
CARNATION (97-7598) (22-33-5,191) of FLOWER POWER challenged RAYNER (20-182) (63-100-
3,193) of DEADLINE. CARNATION vanquished RAYNER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge
battle. Carnation is top Striker, Rayner is top Parry-Riposte.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (35-32-3,138) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged SHARK (31-6525)
(27-43-0,142) of BASH BROS OCEAN. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was demolished by SHARK in a 1
minute uneven Challenge fight. Shark is this turn's highest ranked Wall of Steel, and
he was most challenged in Storm Rock this turn.
TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (34-51-1,99) of CON + INSULT challenged SHOPPING CART (72-6836)
(27-30-1,76) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE. TOUCH BASE viciously subdued SHOPPING CART in a
popular 3 minute Challenge fight. Touch Base is this turn's favorite fighter.
MOD COD (55-2638) (365-217-5,245) of RHYME TYME fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (111-71-
3,243) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD was devastated by TANTRUM YOGA in a popular 1
minute uneven Title brawl. Aha! So Tantrum Yoga is now our Champion of the Horn, and
also the top Parry-Lunge. But Mod Cod is still the overall popularity leader.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (121-67-0,219) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought GOJIRO (107-31) (0-0-
0,220). CHATROOMMATE devastated GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
The Chatty one is top Striker.
JEDI YETI (18-10860) (61-59-3,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876)
(75-91-2,160) of BASH BROS TIRES. JEDI YETI overpowered MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute
uneven melee. Mr Right Handed is our leading Parry-Strike, and Jedi Yeti is top
Striker.
MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (50-39-0,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID (107-
30) (0-0-0,240). MR. BRATWURST was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in a 3
minute duel. Mr. Bratwurst is still our highest ranked Basher.
MANAGING UP (32-6819) (37-47-0,171) of CON + INSULT fought FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959)
(33-14-0,121) of CENTER FOR OLDS. MANAGING UP vanquished FIZZ AND FURS in a popular 1
minute one-sided duel.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (52-69-0,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-
0,200). BALDING GRAY was overpowered by TELGOR in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (99-82-1,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29)
(0-0-0,200). HARD KNOCKS overpowered CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-
sided match.
TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (29-22-2,64) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought GURGLES (18-10111)
(30-29-2,58) of CENTER FOR OLDS. TAX PENALTY overcame GURGLES in an exciting 3 minute
brutal contest.
RODEKILL (42-4564) (20-22-2,26) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) (21-
20-2,85) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR. RODEKILL devastated MARVIN HAGLER in a crowd pleasing
1 minute mismatched bout. Rodekill is our leading Slasher, and he (or she, or it) won
42 points from this win. Marvin Hagler lost 40 points.
HEADACHE (28-5609) (23-8-1,78) of BASH BROS BODY fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5) (0-
0-0,70). HEADACHE was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
Ouch! Getting beat by a lesser stand-in is a good way to become least popular in the
arena.
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was TOUCH BASE 32-6828. The ten other most popular fighters were TAX PENALTY
72-7311, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, RODEKILL 42-4564, SHARK 31-6525,
MOD COD 55-2638, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, JEDI YETI 18-10860, and
MANAGING UP 32-6819.
Welp... that's all I can tell you today. Go forth and enjoy the solstice feast!
Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 112 71 3 328 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 122 67 0 230 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 48 39 1 217 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JEDI YETI 18-10860 62 59 3 212 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 100 82 1 202 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CARNATION 97-7598 23 33 5 202 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
MOD COD 55-2638 365 218 5 201 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 50 40 0 191 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 48 64 3 187 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
RAYNER 20-182 63 101 3 182 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MANAGING UP 32-6819 38 47 0 179 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
-I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 77 135 1 177 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 52 70 0 175 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 75 92 2 161 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SHARK 31-6525 28 43 0 154 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 35 33 3 129 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 33 15 0 124 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 35 51 1 101 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 27 31 1 77 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 30 22 2 71 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
RODEKILL 42-4564 21 22 2 68 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-DUCKY PUCKER 18-11085 18 14 0 68 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
HEADACHE 28-5609 23 9 1 64 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
GURGLES 18-10111 30 30 2 57 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BARNABUS CROW was devastated by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
CARNATION vanquished RAYNER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was demolished by SHARK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TOUCH BASE viciously subdued SHOPPING CART in a popular 3 minute Challenge fight.
MOD COD was devastated by TANTRUM YOGA in a popular 1 minute uneven Title brawl.
CHATROOMMATE devastated GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
JEDI YETI overpowered MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MR. BRATWURST was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in a 3 minute duel.
MANAGING UP vanquished FIZZ AND FURS in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BALDING GRAY was overpowered by TELGOR in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
HARD KNOCKS overpowered CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
TAX PENALTY overcame GURGLES in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
RODEKILL devastated MARVIN HAGLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
HEADACHE was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 27 - 9 - 0 75 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 4 - 1 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 LUNGING ATTACK 35 - 31 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 10 - 12 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 9 - 0 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 18 - 0 40 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 17 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 9 - 0 25 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 15 - 0 6 |
Turn 269 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 2 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 112 71 3 328 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 48 39 1 217 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK JEDI YETI 18-10860 62 59 3 212 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK CARNATION 97-7598 23 33 5 202 FLOWER POWER (444)
BASHING ATTACK MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 50 40 0 191 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 63 101 3 182 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 75 92 2 161 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
WALL OF STEEL SHARK 31-6525 28 43 0 154 BASH BROS OCEAN (457)
SLASHING ATTACK RODEKILL 42-4564 21 22 2 68 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was TOUCH BASE 32-6828. The ten other most popular fighters were TAX PENALTY
72-7311, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, RODEKILL 42-4564, SHARK 31-6525,
MOD COD 55-2638, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, JEDI YETI 18-10860, and
MANAGING UP 32-6819.
The least popular fighter this week was HEADACHE 28-5609. The other ten least
popular fighters were MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, RAYNER 20-182, BARNABUS CROW 20-501,
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, GURGLES
18-10111, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, and CARNATION 97-7598.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 2 0 ARVAT(32) 2 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 2 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 122 67 0 230 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 48 64 3 187 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
HEADACHE 28-5609 23 9 1 64 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
SHARK 31-6525 28 43 0 154 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
MANAGING UP 32-6819 38 47 0 179 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 35 33 3 129 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 112 71 3 328 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 365 218 5 201 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 75 92 2 161 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
CARNATION 97-7598 23 33 5 202 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
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