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Date   : 01/04/2022    Duedate: 01/17/2022

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 270

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1189  844   8 58.5      BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    470  347   4 57.5    4 CON + INSULT 32/442  120  212   3 36.1
  3 BASH BROS BO 28/452  462  588   9 44.0      FLOWER POWER 97/444
    BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457                      HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BASH BROS TIRES 72/411                      I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
    BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460                  5 DEADLINE 20/432       39   77   1 33.6

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

 Hey there!

Storm Rock had an unlucky 13 fights today, no challenges, no avoids, no Big Lake guild 
at all and no Total Parries.  And no one died.

     TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (112-71-3,328) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) 
(63-101-3,182) of DEADLINE.  TANTRUM YOGA devastated RAYNER in an action packed 1 
minute mismatched Title fight.  So the Yoga meister has defended his title again, and 
is our most highly recognized Parry-Lunge as well as Champion of the Horn.  However, 
Rayner remains this arena's top Parry-Riposte.
     CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (122-67-0,230) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought CARNATION (97-
7598) (23-33-5,202) of FLOWER POWER.  CHATROOMMATE overcame CARNATION in a popular 1 
minute match.  Carnation is our top Striker.
     JEDI YETI (18-10860) (62-59-3,212) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MOD COD (55-2638) 
(365-218-5,201) of RHYME TYME.  JEDI YETI was vanquished by MOD COD in a popular 1 
minute mismatched brawl.  Mod Cod is top Lunger and, of course, overall popularity 
leader.
     $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (48-39-1,217) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BARNABUS CROW (20-
501) (48-64-3,187) of I'M NOT EGGBERT.  $5 PROMINATOR overpowered BARNABUS CROW in a 
crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.  The Prominator is our best Aimed Blow.
     HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (100-82-1,202) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MR RIGHT HANDED 
(72-6876) (75-92-2,161) of BASH BROS TIRES.  HARD KNOCKS overpowered MR RIGHT HANDED 
in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.  Mr Right Handed is our leading Parry-Strike.
     MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (50-40-0,191) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-
24) (0-0-0,181).  MR. BRATWURST slimly lost to RIRORNI COOK in a 2 minute competition.  
Bratwurst is the dominant Basher in Storm Rock.
     SHARK (31-6525) (28-43-0,154) of BASH BROS OCEAN fought TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (35-
51-1,101) of CON + INSULT.  SHARK was overpowered by TOUCH BASE in an action packed 2 
minute gruesome uneven melee.  So, Shark lost 37 recognition points and Touch Base won 
40.
     BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (52-70-0,175) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 
(35-4865) (35-33-3,129) of HOUSE JHEREG.  BALDING GRAY vanquished TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in 
an action packed 2 minute uneven fight.  Mr. Of Smallcliff is Storm Rock's leading 
Wall of Steel.
     MANAGING UP (32-6819) (38-47-0,179) of CON + INSULT fought FIZZ AND FURS (18-
9959) (33-15-0,124) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  MANAGING UP overpowered FIZZ AND FURS in a 
popular 2 minute gory uneven match.
     TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (30-22-2,71) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought CAPTURED PIRATE 
KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30).  TAX PENALTY demolished CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute 
mismatched match.
     SHOPPING CART (72-6836) (27-31-1,77) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE fought ALASTARIAN 
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30).  SHOPPING CART outwaited ALASTARIAN DESERTER in an 
exciting 7 minute brutal contest.  Hey!  Shopping Cart is this turn's favorite 
fighter.
     RODEKILL (42-4564) (21-22-2,68) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought HEADACHE (28-5609) (23-
9-1,64) of BASH BROS BODY.  RODEKILL devastated HEADACHE in a 1 minute mismatched 
bout.  Oops!  Headache is currently the least popular fighter in Storm Rock.  Rodekill 
is the best Slasher around here.
     GURGLES (18-10111) (30-30-2,57) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) 
(21-21-2,45) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR.  GURGLES handily defeated MARVIN HAGLER in a 
popular 2 minute bloody uneven fight.

Well, I didn't have much to say, and I've said it.  Get some more managers to start 
here!

                                             -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        113  71  3  334  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       123  67  0  236  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        49  39  1  225  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638             366 218  5  214  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           62  60  3  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 CARNATION 97-7598            23  34  5  209  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555         101  82  1  204  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 RAYNER 20-182                63 102  3  188  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          39  47  0  187  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         48  65  3  183  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        50  41  0  182  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         53  70  0  177  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      75  93  2  166  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           36  51  1  141  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    35  34  3  131  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959        33  16  0  128  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 SHARK 31-6525                28  44  0  117  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RODEKILL 42-4564             22  22  2   85  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        28  31  1   79  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          31  22  2   73  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
-DUCKY PUCKER 18-11085        18  14  0   68  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 GURGLES 18-10111             31  30  2   67  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HEADACHE 28-5609             23  10  1   55  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TANTRUM YOGA devastated RAYNER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
CHATROOMMATE overcame CARNATION in a popular 1 minute match.
JEDI YETI was vanquished by MOD COD in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
$5 PROMINATOR overpowered BARNABUS CROW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
HARD KNOCKS overpowered MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MR. BRATWURST slimly lost to RIRORNI COOK in a 2 minute competition.
SHARK was overpowered by TOUCH BASE in a action packed 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
BALDING GRAY vanquished TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a action packed 2 minute uneven fight.
MANAGING UP overpowered FIZZ AND FURS in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.
TAX PENALTY demolished CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHOPPING CART outwaited ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a exciting 7 minute brutal contest.
RODEKILL devastated HEADACHE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GURGLES handily defeated MARVIN HAGLER in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE       28 -   7 -  0      80  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   4 -  1      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    35 -  28 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         AIMED BLOW        11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  19 -  0      34  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  21 -  0      32  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  13 -  0      13  |

Turn 270 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563      113  71  3  334 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107      49  39  1  225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           366 218  5  214 RHYME TYME (385)
STRIKING ATTACK  CARNATION 97-7598          23  34  5  209 FLOWER POWER (444)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              63 102  3  188 DEADLINE (432)
BASHING ATTACK   MR. BRATWURST 42-5106      50  41  0  182 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    75  93  2  166 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
WALL OF STEEL    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865  35  34  3  131 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
SLASHING ATTACK  RODEKILL 42-4564           22  22  2   85 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SHOPPING CART 72-6836.  The ten other most popular fighters were TOUCH BASE 
32-6828, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, MANAGING UP 32-6819, GURGLES 18-10111, MOD COD 
55-2638, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, JEDI YETI 18-10860, $5 
PROMINATOR 42-5107, and HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.

The least popular fighter this week was HEADACHE 28-5609.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, SHARK 31-6525, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, 
CARNATION 97-7598, RAYNER 20-182, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, TEM OF 
SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, RODEKILL 42-4564, and TAX PENALTY 72-7311.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  2 0  ARVAT(32)            2  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           5  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      123  67  0  236  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               63 102  3  188  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 HEADACHE 28-5609            23  10  1   55  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 SHARK 31-6525               28  44  0  117  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         39  47  0  187  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   35  34  3  131  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       113  71  3  334  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            366 218  5  214  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     75  93  2  166  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 CARNATION 97-7598           23  34  5  209  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE