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Date   : 01/18/2022    Duedate: 01/31/2022

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 271

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1195  848   8 58.5      BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    471  347   4 57.6      I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
    BASH BROS TIRES 72/411                    5 DEADLINE 20/432       39   78   1 33.3

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Heya!

There were just ten fights today, with no challenges, no avoids, and no deaths.  And 
there were four stand-in fights.  Boring.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (113-71-3,334) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MOD COD (55-2638) (366-
218-5,214) of RHYME TYME.  TANTRUM YOGA was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute 
mismatched Title fight.  Well!  We have an upset.  Mod Cod is our new Champion of the 
Horn, and the top Lunger, and the overall popularity leader.  All hail the Cod!

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (123-67-0,236) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought BARNABUS CROW (20-
501) (48-65-3,183) of I'M NOT EGGBERT.  CHATROOMMATE vanquished BARNABUS CROW in an 
exciting 1 minute gory uneven battle.  The Roomie is our highest ranked Parry-Lunge.

$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (49-39-1,225) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-
0,200).  $5 PROMINATOR vanquished TELGOR in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.  
Being our best (of two) Aimed Blows, the Prominator beat the first stand-in of the 
day.

JEDI YETI (18-10860) (62-60-3,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RAYNER (20-182) (63-102-
3,188) of DEADLINE.  JEDI YETI demolished RAYNER in an action packed 2 minute gory 
mismatched competition.  Rayner is our only Parry-Riposte today.

MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (50-41-0,182) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-
0,200).  MR. BRATWURST was bested by TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.  It 
was Telgor's second fight of the day, but he (or she, or it) prevailed.  Mr. Bratwurst 
is still the top Basher.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (101-82-1,204) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22) 
(0-0-0,181).  HARD KNOCKS viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in an action packed 2 
minute fight.  Is The Blacksmith a Basher?

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (75-93-2,166) of BASH BROS TIRES fought FIZZ AND FURS (18-
9959) (33-16-0,128) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  MR RIGHT HANDED lost to FIZZ AND FURS in an 
action packed 2 minute gory duel.  Ah, Fizz and Furs is our top Wall of Steel, while 
Mr Right Handed is the highest ranked Parry-Strike.  The Fizzy one gained 25 points 
for this fight.  Mr Right Handed lost 16.

BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (53-70-0,177) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) 
(0-0-0,181).  BALDING GRAY viciously subdued RIRORNI COOK in a popular 3 minute gory 
duel.  I have heard that Rirorni cuisine isn't bad -- mostly stir-fried, with lots of 
spices.

TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (31-22-2,73) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought GURGLES (18-10111) 
(31-30-2,67) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  TAX PENALTY savagely defeated GURGLES in a popular 5 
minute gory melee.  Tax Penalty is this turn's favorite.

SHOPPING CART (72-6836) (28-31-1,79) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE fought RODEKILL (42-4564) 
(22-22-2,85) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SHOPPING CART demolished RODEKILL in a 1 minute 
mismatched match.  Roadkill is today's least popular fighter, also our leading 
Slasher.

That's all for now.  Try to get in more fights this coming turn, hm?

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             367 218  5  245  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       124  67  0  243  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        50  39  1  236  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           63  60  3  220  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        113  72  3  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-CARNATION 97-7598            23  34  5  209  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555         102  82  1  207  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         48  66  3  191  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         54  70  0  187  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-MANAGING UP 32-6819          39  47  0  187  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        50  42  0  183  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 RAYNER 20-182                63 103  3  182  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959        34  16  0  153  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      75  94  2  150  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
-TOUCH BASE 32-6828           36  51  1  141  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
-TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    35  34  3  131  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
-SHARK 31-6525                28  44  0  117  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        29  31  1   92  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          32  22  2   80  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 RODEKILL 42-4564             22  23  2   72  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 GURGLES 18-10111             31  31  2   70  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
-HEADACHE 28-5609             23  10  1   55  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TANTRUM YOGA was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
CHATROOMMATE vanquished BARNABUS CROW in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven battle.
$5 PROMINATOR vanquished TELGOR in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
JEDI YETI demolished RAYNER in a action packed 2 minute gory mismatched competition.
MR. BRATWURST was bested by TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
HARD KNOCKS viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a action packed 2 minute fight.
MR RIGHT HANDED lost to FIZZ AND FURS in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
BALDING GRAY viciously subdued RIRORNI COOK in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
TAX PENALTY savagely defeated GURGLES in a popular 5 minute gory melee.
SHOPPING CART demolished RODEKILL in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       27 -   7 -  0      79  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   3 -  1      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    31 -  27 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  17 -  0      39  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  20 -  0      33  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   6 -  0      25  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  12 -  0      14  |

Turn 271 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         3  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           367 218  5  245 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     124  67  0  243 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107      50  39  1  236 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   MR. BRATWURST 42-5106      50  42  0  183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              63 103  3  182 DEADLINE (432)
WALL OF STEEL    FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959      34  16  0  153 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    75  94  2  150 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
SLASHING ATTACK  RODEKILL 42-4564           22  23  2   72 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TAX PENALTY 72-7311.  The ten other most popular fighters were JEDI YETI 
18-10860, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, GURGLES 
18-10111, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, MR. 
BRATWURST 42-5106, and MOD COD 55-2638.

The least popular fighter this week was RODEKILL 42-4564.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, SHOPPING CART 
72-6836, RAYNER 20-182, MOD COD 55-2638, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, FIZZ AND FURS 
18-9959, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, and GURGLES 18-10111.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          3  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  3 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      124  67  0  243  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501        48  66  3  191  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107       50  39  1  236  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638            367 218  5  245  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     75  94  2  150  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD