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Date : 02/01/2022 Duedate: 02/14/2022
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 272
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1201 852 8 58.5 BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 472 347 4 57.6 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
3 BASH BROS BO 28/452 466 593 9 44.0 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457 5 DEADLINE 20/432 39 79 1 33.1
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there!
We had thirteen fights today in Storm Rock. There were no challenges, no avoids, and
nobody died. There were, I think, four stand-ins.
MOD COD (55-2638) (367-218-5,245) of RHYME TYME fought CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (124-
67-0,243) of CENTER FOR OLDS. MOD COD devastated CHATROOMMATE in an action packed 1
minute mismatched Title fight. Mod Cod is top Lunger and Champion of the Horn.
Chatroommate was the top Parry-Lunge, but now it's Tantrum Yoga.
JEDI YETI (18-10860) (63-60-3,220) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RAYNER (20-182) (63-103-
3,182) of DEADLINE. JEDI YETI handily defeated RAYNER in an action packed 2 minute
bloody one-sided match. Rayner is Storm Rock's highest ranked Parry-Riposte. Jedi
Yeti is this turn's favorite fighter.
$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (50-39-1,236) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24)
(0-0-0,181). $5 PROMINATOR was bested by RIRORNI COOK in a popular 1 minute fight.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (113-72-3,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY (107-9)
(0-0-0,170). TANTRUM YOGA demolished IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute mismatched
competition. So, as I said, Tantrum Yoga is the top Parry-Lunge.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (54-70-0,187) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (107-
11) (0-0-0,220). BALDING GRAY overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 3 minute one-sided
struggle.
MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (50-42-0,183) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-
0,200). MR. BRATWURST was defeated by TELGOR in an action packed 1 minute melee. Mr.
Bratwurst is our top Basher.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (102-82-1,207) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BARNABUS CROW (20-501)
(48-66-3,191) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. HARD KNOCKS viciously subdued BARNABUS CROW in an
action packed 1 minute gory duel. Hard Knocks is this arena's best Aimed Blow. Wow!
Hard Knocks is now our overall popularity leader, which means Mod Cod has fallen out
of favor.
FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (34-16-0,153) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (75-94-2,150) of BASH BROS TIRES. FIZZ AND FURS won victory over MR RIGHT
HANDED in a popular 3 minute duel. The Fizzy one is our leading Wall of Steel. Mr
Righty is top Parry-Strike.
SHARK (31-6525) (28-44-0,117) of BASH BROS OCEAN fought FLOYD (107-10) (0-0-0,150).
SHARK narrowly defeated FLOYD in an action packed 4 minute gory match. Shark won 23
points for this.
SHOPPING CART (72-6836) (29-31-1,92) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE fought RODEKILL (42-4564)
(22-23-2,72) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SHOPPING CART luckily beat RODEKILL in an exciting 2
minute match. Rodekill is our best Slasher.
TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (32-22-2,80) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-
0,50). TAX PENALTY was bested by R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute conflict.
HEADACHE (28-5609) (23-10-1,55) of BASH BROS BODY fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) (0-0-
0,30). HEADACHE was devastated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
Which is why Headache was voted least popular fighter today. And lost 23 points of
recognition.
GURGLES (18-10111) (31-31-2,70) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) (21-
22-2,38) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR. GURGLES overpowered MARVIN HAGLER in a popular 3
minute mismatched conflict.
Do you wonder why the Rirorni guys are still forced to be stand-ins, so many years
after the Rirorni War? I asked at the Commission, and they told me those guys are
ones who were convicted of war crimes. And that after a specified number of arena
fights, they are sent to a regular prison. Is that fair? I don't know.
So, that's all for now. Stay warm and enjoy the winter sports. There is some good
sledding on the hills at the center of the Isle.
Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 368 218 5 285 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEDI YETI 18-10860 64 60 3 228 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 114 72 3 213 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 103 82 1 213 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 124 68 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
-CARNATION 97-7598 23 34 5 209 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 55 70 0 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 48 67 3 193 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
-MANAGING UP 32-6819 39 47 0 187 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 50 40 1 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 50 43 0 183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAYNER 20-182 63 104 3 178 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 35 16 0 158 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 75 95 2 150 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
-TOUCH BASE 32-6828 36 51 1 141 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
SHARK 31-6525 29 44 0 140 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
-TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 35 34 3 131 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 30 31 1 94 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RODEKILL 42-4564 22 24 2 75 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GURGLES 18-10111 32 31 2 73 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
-RITESH 81-3437 16 16 2 66 PRAY THE GODS (414) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 32 23 2 61 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
HEADACHE 28-5609 23 11 1 32 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MOD COD devastated CHATROOMMATE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
JEDI YETI handily defeated RAYNER in a action packed 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
$5 PROMINATOR was bested by RIRORNI COOK in a popular 1 minute fight.
TANTRUM YOGA demolished IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BALDING GRAY overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 3 minute one-sided struggle.
MR. BRATWURST was defeated by TELGOR in a action packed 1 minute melee.
HARD KNOCKS viciously subdued BARNABUS CROW in a action packed 1 minute gory duel.
FIZZ AND FURS won victory over MR RIGHT HANDED in a popular 3 minute duel.
SHARK narrowly defeated FLOYD in a action packed 4 minute gory match.
SHOPPING CART luckily beat RODEKILL in a exciting 2 minute match.
TAX PENALTY was bested by R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute conflict.
HEADACHE was devastated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
GURGLES overpowered MARVIN HAGLER in a popular 3 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 25 - 8 - 0 76 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 3 - 1 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 23 - 0 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 15 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 8 - 0 38 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 23 - 0 26 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 11 - 0 15 |
Turn 272 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 4 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 3 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 4 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 368 218 5 285 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 114 72 3 213 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 103 82 1 213 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 50 43 0 183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 63 104 3 178 DEADLINE (432)
WALL OF STEEL FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 35 16 0 158 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 75 95 2 150 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK RODEKILL 42-4564 22 24 2 75 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
The overall popularity leader is HARD KNOCKS 42-4555. The most popular warrior this
turn was JEDI YETI 18-10860. The ten other most popular fighters were BALDING GRAY
42-5022, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, RODEKILL 42-4564, SHARK
31-6525, GURGLES 18-10111, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, MOD COD 55-2638, TANTRUM YOGA
42-4563, and FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959.
The least popular fighter this week was HEADACHE 28-5609. The other ten least
popular fighters were BARNABUS CROW 20-501, RAYNER 20-182, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, $5
PROMINATOR 42-5107, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, SHOPPING CART
72-6836, FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, and MOD COD 55-2638.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 MORYA(28) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 3 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 2 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 3 3 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEDI YETI 18-10860 64 60 3 228 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 48 67 3 193 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
HEADACHE 28-5609 23 11 1 32 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
SHARK 31-6525 29 44 0 140 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 114 72 3 213 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 368 218 5 285 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 75 95 2 150 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD