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Date : 03/15/2022 Duedate: 03/28/2022
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 275
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1221 862 8 58.6 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 475 347 4 57.8 5 DEFROSTED 75/455 125 222 3 36.0
3 MID EARTH 29/316 94 96 0 49.5 CON + INSULT 32/442
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 FLOWER POWER 97/444
4 BASH BROS BO 28/452 473 604 9 43.9 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
BASH BROS TIRES 72/411 6 DEADLINE 20/432 40 81 1 33.1
BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there.
It may not be spring yet, officially, but in reality it is. Buds on all the trees,
flowers sticking up out of the dirt.
Well, Storm Rock had fifteen fights today. There were four challenges, and nobody
died. Cool. I didn't see any avoids.
The fights:
CARNATION (97-7598) (24-34-5,214) of FLOWER POWER challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (105-82-1,232) of COLOR ME SUAVE. CARNATION was devastated by HARD KNOCKS in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Carnation is top Striker, and Hard Knocks is the
leading Aimed Blow.
MANAGING UP (32-6819) (39-48-0,194) of CON + INSULT challenged $5 PROMINATOR (42-
5107) (52-40-1,208) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MANAGING UP was vanquished by $5 PROMINATOR in
a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle. The Prominator used to be a skinny punk, but --
wow, look at him go!
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (48-69-3,174) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged MR RIGHT
HANDED (72-6876) (76-96-2,163) of BASH BROS TIRES. BARNABUS CROW overpowered MR RIGHT
HANDED in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. Mr Right Handed is our best Parry-
Strike.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (35-35-3,126) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged RAYNER (20-
182) (63-106-3,172) of DEADLINE. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was devastated by RAYNER in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight. Rayner is our most skilled Parry-Riposte. He loses
a lot though.
MOD COD (55-2638) (370-218-5,338) of RHYME TYME fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) (65-
61-3,216) of CENTER FOR OLDS. MOD COD demolished JEDI YETI in an action packed 1
minute mismatched Title competition. So the fish is still our best Lunger and
Champion of the Horn, also the overall popularity leader. Good going, Fishy!
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (116-72-3,221) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER
(107-11) (0-0-0,220). TANTRUM YOGA overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute one-
sided struggle. Tantrum Yoga is our most highly rated Parry-Lunge.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (56-71-0,199) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-
24) (0-0-0,181). BALDING GRAY devastated RIRORNI COOK in a 2 minute one-sided
competition. You know, the Rirorni shamans dabbled in curses and poisons back during
the war, so maybe there's a reason a cook has been held prisoner all these years?
Don't eat any food he offers you.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (125-69-0,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought CRYSALIS GUARD
(107-29) (0-0-0,200). CHATROOMMATE vanquished CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 2 minute
gruesome uneven duel.
MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (51-44-0,176) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SHOPPING CART (72-
6836) (31-32-1,110) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE. MR. BRATWURST viciously subdued SHOPPING
CART in a popular 2 minute brutal fight. Bratwurst is still top Basher, and so is his
breath.
FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (37-16-0,167) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SHARK (31-6525)
(29-46-0,142) of BASH BROS OCEAN. FIZZ AND FURS slimly lost to SHARK in a 3 minute
bout. Shark is our best Wall of Steel. Shark got 30 recognition points for this win.
QUALM (29-5810) (32-9-0,105) of MID EARTH fought TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (36-52-
1,148) of CON + INSULT. QUALM was savagely defeated by TOUCH BASE in an exciting 4
minute bloody match. Ah, Touch Base was voted this turn's favorite fighter.
VILMAR (81-2105) (21-10-1,74) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (34-
23-2,87) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE. VILMAR was overcome by TAX PENALTY in an exciting 1
minute contest.
THE OVEN BIRD (75-3934) (17-5-0,64) of DEFROSTED fought HEADACHE (28-5609) (23-
13-1,31) of BASH BROS BODY. THE OVEN BIRD subdued HEADACHE in a popular 2 minute
brawl.
RODEKILL (42-4564) (22-26-2,42) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MARVIN HAGLER (16-887)
(22-24-2,62) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR. RODEKILL handily defeated MARVIN HAGLER in a 1
minute one-sided conflict. Rodekill is our best Slasher. And Marvy Hagler is least
popular.
GURGLES (18-10111) (33-32-2,74) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER
(107-1) (0-0-0,30). GURGLES lost to ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute bout. Gurgles
dropped 27 points in the ranks.
That's pretty much it. You all have a great two weeks.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 371 218 5 351 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 106 82 1 243 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 117 72 3 231 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 126 69 0 223 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 53 40 1 217 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEDI YETI 18-10860 65 62 3 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 57 71 0 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CARNATION 97-7598 24 35 5 196 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
MANAGING UP 32-6819 39 49 0 189 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 49 69 3 181 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 52 44 0 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RAYNER 20-182 64 106 3 174 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
SHARK 31-6525 30 46 0 172 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 37 52 1 157 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 76 97 2 156 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 37 17 0 150 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 35 36 3 128 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 31 33 1 125 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
QUALM 29-5810 32 10 0 112 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 35 23 2 96 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
-REDDIG 81-1838 27 11 0 91 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VILMAR 81-2105 21 11 1 76 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TRAILER TRASH TOM 20-938 21 9 1 73 ROBO VILLAGE (456) SEAM
-YORKE 81-2085 19 7 0 69 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
-THE SQUANDERER 42-5263 18 13 0 67 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 18 5 0 67 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
RODEKILL 42-4564 23 26 2 63 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GURGLES 18-10111 33 33 2 47 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
HEADACHE 28-5609 23 14 1 40 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CARNATION was devastated by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MANAGING UP was vanquished by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
BARNABUS CROW overpowered MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was devastated by RAYNER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MOD COD demolished JEDI YETI in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title competition.
TANTRUM YOGA overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BALDING GRAY devastated RIRORNI COOK in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
CHATROOMMATE vanquished CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
MR. BRATWURST viciously subdued SHOPPING CART in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
FIZZ AND FURS slimly lost to SHARK in a 3 minute bout.
QUALM was savagely defeated by TOUCH BASE in a exciting 4 minute bloody match.
VILMAR was overcome by TAX PENALTY in a exciting 1 minute contest.
THE OVEN BIRD subdued HEADACHE in a popular 2 minute brawl.
RODEKILL handily defeated MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GURGLES lost to ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 17 - 4 - 0 81 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 PARRY-LUNGE 22 - 8 - 0 73 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 20 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 17 - 0 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 21 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 15 - 0 29 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 8 - 0 27 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 275 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 3 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 371 218 5 351 RHYME TYME (385)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 106 82 1 243 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 117 72 3 231 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK CARNATION 97-7598 24 35 5 196 FLOWER POWER (444)
BASHING ATTACK MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 52 44 0 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 64 106 3 174 DEADLINE (432)
WALL OF STEEL SHARK 31-6525 30 46 0 172 BASH BROS OCEAN (457)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 76 97 2 156 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
TOTAL PARRY QUALM 29-5810 32 10 0 112 MID EARTH (316)
SLASHING ATTACK RODEKILL 42-4564 23 26 2 63 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was TOUCH BASE 32-6828. The ten other most popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, HEADACHE 28-5609, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, FIZZ AND
FURS 18-9959, SHARK 31-6525, QUALM 29-5810, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555,
and $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107.
The least popular fighter this week was MARVIN HAGLER 16-887. The other ten least
popular fighters were TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, CARNATION 97-7598, GURGLES 18-10111,
JEDI YETI 18-10860, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, MANAGING UP 32-6819, TANTRUM YOGA
42-4563, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, RODEKILL 42-4564, and THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 3 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 2 0 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 1 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 6 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 126 69 0 223 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 49 69 3 181 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
HEADACHE 28-5609 23 14 1 40 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
QUALM 29-5810 32 10 0 112 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
SHARK 31-6525 30 46 0 172 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
MANAGING UP 32-6819 39 49 0 189 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 35 36 3 128 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 106 82 1 243 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 371 218 5 351 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 76 97 2 156 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 18 5 0 67 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
VILMAR 81-2105 21 11 1 76 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
CARNATION 97-7598 24 35 5 196 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE