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Date   : 03/29/2022    Duedate: 04/11/2022

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 276

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1227  866   8 58.6      BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    475  348   4 57.7    5 DEFROSTED 75/455     128  225   4 36.3
  3 MID EARTH 29/316      95   97   0 49.5      CON + INSULT 32/442
    CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374                       FLOWER POWER 97/444
  4 BASH BROS BO 28/452  475  608   9 43.9      HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457                      I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
    BASH BROS TIRES 72/411                    6 DEADLINE 20/432       40   82   1 32.8
    BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460                  7 VICIOUS FISH 75/461    1    0   0  100

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey!

Fifteen fights, five challenges, one guy dead, and as far as I can tell, nobody 
avoided anybody.  The Commission sends me reports about that, but I don't read them.

     CARNATION (97-7598) (24-35-5,196) of FLOWER POWER challenged $5 PROMINATOR (42-
5107) (53-40-1,217) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  CARNATION was devastated by $5 PROMINATOR in a 
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Carnartion is top Striker and the Prominator is 
top Aimed Blow.
     BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (49-69-3,181) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged JEDI YETI (18-
10860) (65-62-3,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  BARNABUS CROW was vanquished by JEDI YETI in 
a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.  The Yeti is Storm Rock's best Lunger.
     MANAGING UP (32-6819) (39-49-0,189) of CON + INSULT challenged BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (57-71-0,207) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MANAGING UP overpowered BALDING GRAY in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge duel.
     TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (37-52-1,157) of CON + INSULT challenged SHARK (31-6525) 
(30-46-0,172) of BASH BROS OCEAN.  TOUCH BASE overpowered SHARK in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute one-sided Challenge fight.  So, Shark is no longer our highest ranked Wall of 
Steel.  He is also this arena's least favorite fighter.
     Whoa!  A challenge resulting in the death of the one challenged.  Did Tem mean to 
do that?  He's not saying.  He did get 52 points though.  TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) 
(35-36-3,128) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (76-97-2,156) of 
BASH BROS TIRES.  TEM OF SMALLCLIFF delivered the death blow upon MR RIGHT HANDED in a 
2 minute duel.  So, Tem of Smallcliff gained 52 recognition points and the title of 
best Waste.  In spite of dying, Mr Right Handed is still our top Parry-Strike.
     We got a new Champion of the Horn here.  MOD COD (55-2638) (371-218-5,351) of 
RHYME TYME fought CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (126-69-0,223) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  MOD COD 
was overpowered by CHATROOMMATE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.  The 
Roomie is now our highest Parry-Lunge.  But Mod Cod is still the overall popularity 
leader.
     HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (106-82-1,243) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-
0-0,200).  HARD KNOCKS was overcome by TELGOR in an action packed 2 minute melee.  
Hard Knocks is no longer the best Aimed Blow.
     TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (117-72-3,231) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-
24) (0-0-0,181).  TANTRUM YOGA won victory over RIRORNI COOK in a popular 1 minute 
duel.
     RAYNER (20-182) (64-106-3,174) of DEADLINE fought FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (37-17-
0,150) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  RAYNER slimly lost to FIZZ AND FURS in a popular 6 minute 
gory duel.  Rayner is still Storm Rock's best Parry-Riposte.
     MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (52-44-0,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER 
SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200).  MR. BRATWURST was beaten by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 
popular 1 minute melee.  Bratwurst is still top Basher.  No shame in losing to the 
Arenamaster.
     JAKLAK (81-1430) (32-26-0,147) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought SHOPPING CART (72-6836) 
(31-33-1,125) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE.  JAKLAK luckily beat SHOPPING CART in an exciting 
6 minute bloody match.  Jaklak is now our top TP.  Shopping Cart is this turn's 
favorite fighter.
     TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (35-23-2,96) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought GURGLES (18-
10111) (33-33-2,47) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  TAX PENALTY handily defeated GURGLES in an 
exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
     JEHLCH (29-5528) (23-20-2,98) of MID EARTH fought GREAT WHITE SHARK (75-4001) 
(14-7-0,49) of VICIOUS FISH 2021.  JEHLCH was bested by GREAT WHITE SHARK in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute bout.  Great White Shark got 33 points, while Jehlch lost 28.
     THE OVEN BIRD (75-3934) (18-5-0,67) of DEFROSTED fought MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) 
(22-25-2,42) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR.  THE OVEN BIRD was viciously subdued by MARVIN 
HAGLER in a 2 minute fight.
     RODEKILL (42-4564) (23-26-2,63) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought HEADACHE (28-5609) (23-
14-1,40) of BASH BROS BODY.  RODEKILL devastated HEADACHE in a 1 minute uneven duel.  
Rodekill is our best recognized Slasher.

Well, that's all I've got.  There's a cold wind today and my bones don't like it.  
Luckily, there's a sauna in the Tower.  Bye!

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       127  69  0  311  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        118  72  3  233  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        54  40  1  226  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           66  62  3  216  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          40  49  0  206  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 MOD COD 55-2638             371 219  5  205  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555         106  83  1  196  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CARNATION 97-7598            24  36  5  191  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         57  72  0  184  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    36  36  4  180  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        52  45  0  179  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         49  70  3  177  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           38  52  1  176  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959        38  17  0  170  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182                64 107  3  165  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 SHARK 31-6525                30  47  0  154  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JAKLAK 81-1430               33  26  0  149  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      76  98  2  140  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        31  34  1  131  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
-QUALM 29-5810                32  10  0  112  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          36  23  2   98  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
-REDDIG 81-1838               27  11  0   91  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001    15   7  0   82  VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461)    JADE MOUNTAIN
-VILMAR 81-2105               21  11  1   76  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
 RODEKILL 42-4564             24  26  2   72  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JEHLCH 29-5528               23  21  2   70  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
-YORKE 81-2085                19   7  0   69  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
-THE SQUANDERER 42-5263       18  13  0   67  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 GURGLES 18-10111             33  34  2   52  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934        18   6  0   50  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 HEADACHE 28-5609             23  15  1   36  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876   76  98  2 BASH BROS TIRES 411    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 276

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CARNATION was devastated by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BARNABUS CROW was vanquished by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
MANAGING UP overpowered BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
TOUCH BASE overpowered SHARK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF delivered the death blow upon MR RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute duel.
MOD COD was overpowered by CHATROOMMATE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
HARD KNOCKS was overcome by TELGOR in a action packed 2 minute melee.
TANTRUM YOGA won victory over RIRORNI COOK in a popular 1 minute duel.
RAYNER slimly lost to FIZZ AND FURS in a popular 6 minute gory duel.
MR. BRATWURST was beaten by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 1 minute melee.
JAKLAK luckily beat SHOPPING CART in a exciting 6 minute bloody match.
TAX PENALTY handily defeated GURGLES in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
JEHLCH was bested by GREAT WHITE SHARK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
THE OVEN BIRD was viciously subdued by MARVIN HAGLER in a 2 minute fight.
RODEKILL devastated HEADACHE in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         AIMED BLOW        18 -   3 -  0      86  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-LUNGE       22 -   9 -  0      71  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  19 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  20 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  21 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  15 -  0      29  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 276 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         3  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     127  69  0  311 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107      54  40  1  226 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   JEDI YETI 18-10860         66  62  3  216 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK  CARNATION 97-7598          24  36  5  191 FLOWER POWER (444)
WALL OF STEEL    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865  36  36  4  180 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
BASHING ATTACK   MR. BRATWURST 42-5106      52  45  0  179 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              64 107  3  165 DEADLINE (432)
TOTAL PARRY      JAKLAK 81-1430             33  26  0  149 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    76  98  2  140 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
SLASHING ATTACK  RODEKILL 42-4564           24  26  2   72 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SHOPPING CART 72-6836.  The ten other most popular fighters were RAYNER 20-182, 
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, JAKLAK 81-1430, 
TAX PENALTY 72-7311, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, GREAT WHITE SHARK 
75-4001, and JEDI YETI 18-10860.

The least popular fighter this week was SHARK 31-6525.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BARNABUS CROW 20-501, CARNATION 97-7598, HEADACHE 28-5609, RODEKILL 
42-4564, JEHLCH 29-5528, GURGLES 18-10111, MOD COD 55-2638, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, MR. 
BRATWURST 42-5106, and $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          3  1 0  ARVAT(32)            2  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 1  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  3 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      127  69  0  311  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501        49  70  3  177  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 HEADACHE 28-5609            23  15  1   36  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 JEHLCH 29-5528              23  21  2   70  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
 SHARK 31-6525               30  47  0  154  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         40  49  0  206  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   36  36  4  180  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       118  72  3  233  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            371 219  5  205  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     76  98  2  140  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001   15   7  0   82  VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 JAKLAK 81-1430              33  26  0  149  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
 CARNATION 97-7598           24  36  5  191  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE