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Date : 03/29/2022 Duedate: 04/11/2022
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 276
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1227 866 8 58.6 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 475 348 4 57.7 5 DEFROSTED 75/455 128 225 4 36.3
3 MID EARTH 29/316 95 97 0 49.5 CON + INSULT 32/442
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 FLOWER POWER 97/444
4 BASH BROS BO 28/452 475 608 9 43.9 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
BASH BROS TIRES 72/411 6 DEADLINE 20/432 40 82 1 32.8
BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460 7 VICIOUS FISH 75/461 1 0 0 100
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey!
Fifteen fights, five challenges, one guy dead, and as far as I can tell, nobody
avoided anybody. The Commission sends me reports about that, but I don't read them.
CARNATION (97-7598) (24-35-5,196) of FLOWER POWER challenged $5 PROMINATOR (42-
5107) (53-40-1,217) of COLOR ME SUAVE. CARNATION was devastated by $5 PROMINATOR in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Carnartion is top Striker and the Prominator is
top Aimed Blow.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (49-69-3,181) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged JEDI YETI (18-
10860) (65-62-3,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BARNABUS CROW was vanquished by JEDI YETI in
a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle. The Yeti is Storm Rock's best Lunger.
MANAGING UP (32-6819) (39-49-0,189) of CON + INSULT challenged BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (57-71-0,207) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MANAGING UP overpowered BALDING GRAY in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge duel.
TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (37-52-1,157) of CON + INSULT challenged SHARK (31-6525)
(30-46-0,172) of BASH BROS OCEAN. TOUCH BASE overpowered SHARK in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight. So, Shark is no longer our highest ranked Wall of
Steel. He is also this arena's least favorite fighter.
Whoa! A challenge resulting in the death of the one challenged. Did Tem mean to
do that? He's not saying. He did get 52 points though. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865)
(35-36-3,128) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (76-97-2,156) of
BASH BROS TIRES. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF delivered the death blow upon MR RIGHT HANDED in a
2 minute duel. So, Tem of Smallcliff gained 52 recognition points and the title of
best Waste. In spite of dying, Mr Right Handed is still our top Parry-Strike.
We got a new Champion of the Horn here. MOD COD (55-2638) (371-218-5,351) of
RHYME TYME fought CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (126-69-0,223) of CENTER FOR OLDS. MOD COD
was overpowered by CHATROOMMATE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title brawl. The
Roomie is now our highest Parry-Lunge. But Mod Cod is still the overall popularity
leader.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (106-82-1,243) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-
0-0,200). HARD KNOCKS was overcome by TELGOR in an action packed 2 minute melee.
Hard Knocks is no longer the best Aimed Blow.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (117-72-3,231) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-
24) (0-0-0,181). TANTRUM YOGA won victory over RIRORNI COOK in a popular 1 minute
duel.
RAYNER (20-182) (64-106-3,174) of DEADLINE fought FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (37-17-
0,150) of CENTER FOR OLDS. RAYNER slimly lost to FIZZ AND FURS in a popular 6 minute
gory duel. Rayner is still Storm Rock's best Parry-Riposte.
MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (52-44-0,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200). MR. BRATWURST was beaten by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a
popular 1 minute melee. Bratwurst is still top Basher. No shame in losing to the
Arenamaster.
JAKLAK (81-1430) (32-26-0,147) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought SHOPPING CART (72-6836)
(31-33-1,125) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE. JAKLAK luckily beat SHOPPING CART in an exciting
6 minute bloody match. Jaklak is now our top TP. Shopping Cart is this turn's
favorite fighter.
TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (35-23-2,96) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought GURGLES (18-
10111) (33-33-2,47) of CENTER FOR OLDS. TAX PENALTY handily defeated GURGLES in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
JEHLCH (29-5528) (23-20-2,98) of MID EARTH fought GREAT WHITE SHARK (75-4001)
(14-7-0,49) of VICIOUS FISH 2021. JEHLCH was bested by GREAT WHITE SHARK in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute bout. Great White Shark got 33 points, while Jehlch lost 28.
THE OVEN BIRD (75-3934) (18-5-0,67) of DEFROSTED fought MARVIN HAGLER (16-887)
(22-25-2,42) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR. THE OVEN BIRD was viciously subdued by MARVIN
HAGLER in a 2 minute fight.
RODEKILL (42-4564) (23-26-2,63) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought HEADACHE (28-5609) (23-
14-1,40) of BASH BROS BODY. RODEKILL devastated HEADACHE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
Rodekill is our best recognized Slasher.
Well, that's all I've got. There's a cold wind today and my bones don't like it.
Luckily, there's a sauna in the Tower. Bye!
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 127 69 0 311 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 118 72 3 233 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 54 40 1 226 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JEDI YETI 18-10860 66 62 3 216 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MANAGING UP 32-6819 40 49 0 206 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
MOD COD 55-2638 371 219 5 205 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 106 83 1 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CARNATION 97-7598 24 36 5 191 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 57 72 0 184 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 36 36 4 180 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 52 45 0 179 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 49 70 3 177 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 38 52 1 176 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 38 17 0 170 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 64 107 3 165 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
SHARK 31-6525 30 47 0 154 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAKLAK 81-1430 33 26 0 149 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 76 98 2 140 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 31 34 1 131 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
-QUALM 29-5810 32 10 0 112 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 36 23 2 98 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
-REDDIG 81-1838 27 11 0 91 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001 15 7 0 82 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461) JADE MOUNTAIN
-VILMAR 81-2105 21 11 1 76 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
RODEKILL 42-4564 24 26 2 72 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEHLCH 29-5528 23 21 2 70 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
-YORKE 81-2085 19 7 0 69 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
-THE SQUANDERER 42-5263 18 13 0 67 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GURGLES 18-10111 33 34 2 52 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 18 6 0 50 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
HEADACHE 28-5609 23 15 1 36 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 76 98 2 BASH BROS TIRES 411 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 276
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CARNATION was devastated by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BARNABUS CROW was vanquished by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
MANAGING UP overpowered BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
TOUCH BASE overpowered SHARK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF delivered the death blow upon MR RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute duel.
MOD COD was overpowered by CHATROOMMATE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
HARD KNOCKS was overcome by TELGOR in a action packed 2 minute melee.
TANTRUM YOGA won victory over RIRORNI COOK in a popular 1 minute duel.
RAYNER slimly lost to FIZZ AND FURS in a popular 6 minute gory duel.
MR. BRATWURST was beaten by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 1 minute melee.
JAKLAK luckily beat SHOPPING CART in a exciting 6 minute bloody match.
TAX PENALTY handily defeated GURGLES in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
JEHLCH was bested by GREAT WHITE SHARK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
THE OVEN BIRD was viciously subdued by MARVIN HAGLER in a 2 minute fight.
RODEKILL devastated HEADACHE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 18 - 3 - 0 86 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 PARRY-LUNGE 22 - 9 - 0 71 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 19 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 20 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 21 - 0 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 15 - 0 29 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 9 - 0 10 |
Turn 276 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 3 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 127 69 0 311 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 54 40 1 226 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK JEDI YETI 18-10860 66 62 3 216 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK CARNATION 97-7598 24 36 5 191 FLOWER POWER (444)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 36 36 4 180 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
BASHING ATTACK MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 52 45 0 179 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 64 107 3 165 DEADLINE (432)
TOTAL PARRY JAKLAK 81-1430 33 26 0 149 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 76 98 2 140 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
SLASHING ATTACK RODEKILL 42-4564 24 26 2 72 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was SHOPPING CART 72-6836. The ten other most popular fighters were RAYNER 20-182,
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, JAKLAK 81-1430,
TAX PENALTY 72-7311, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, GREAT WHITE SHARK
75-4001, and JEDI YETI 18-10860.
The least popular fighter this week was SHARK 31-6525. The other ten least popular
fighters were BARNABUS CROW 20-501, CARNATION 97-7598, HEADACHE 28-5609, RODEKILL
42-4564, JEHLCH 29-5528, GURGLES 18-10111, MOD COD 55-2638, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, MR.
BRATWURST 42-5106, and $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 3 1 0 ARVAT(32) 2 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 1 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 3 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 127 69 0 311 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 49 70 3 177 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
HEADACHE 28-5609 23 15 1 36 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
JEHLCH 29-5528 23 21 2 70 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
SHARK 31-6525 30 47 0 154 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
MANAGING UP 32-6819 40 49 0 206 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 36 36 4 180 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 118 72 3 233 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 371 219 5 205 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 76 98 2 140 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001 15 7 0 82 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461) JADE MOUNTAIN
JAKLAK 81-1430 33 26 0 149 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
CARNATION 97-7598 24 36 5 191 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE