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Date : 04/12/2022 Duedate: 04/25/2022
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 277
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1234 869 8 58.7 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 476 348 4 57.8 5 DEFROSTED 75/455 130 229 4 36.2
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 CON + INSULT 32/442
4 BASH BROS BO 28/452 477 612 9 43.8 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
BASH BROS TIRES 72/411 6 DEADLINE 20/432 40 83 1 32.5
BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460 7 VICIOUS FISH 75/461 1 1 0 50.0
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there.
Today, Storm Rock had fifteen fights. Six were based on challenges. Nobody died.
And as far as I can tell, nobody avoided. There were no Total Parry fighters on the
sands.
Ready? Here we go:
MANAGING UP (32-6819) (40-49-0,206) of CON + INSULT challenged JEDI YETI (18-
10860) (66-62-3,216) of CENTER FOR OLDS. MANAGING UP was devastated by JEDI YETI in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. The Yeti is our best Lunger.
CARNATION (97-7598) (24-36-5,191) of FLOWER POWER challenged MOD COD (55-2638)
(371-219-5,205) of RHYME TYME. CARNATION was vanquished by MOD COD in a 1 minute
uneven Challenge battle. Carnation is top Striker, and Mod Cod is still our overall
popularity leader. Second best fight of the day.
TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (38-52-1,176) of CON + INSULT challenged SHARK (31-6525)
(30-47-0,154) of BASH BROS OCEAN. TOUCH BASE demolished SHARK in a crowd pleasing 2
minute uneven Challenge fight.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (36-36-4,180) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged HARD KNOCKS
(42-4555) (106-83-1,196) of COLOR ME SUAVE. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was savagely defeated
by HARD KNOCKS in a 2 minute Challenge fight. Two stylemasters in this fight -- Mr.
of Smallcliff is top Wall of Steel, while Hard Knocks is the highest ranked Aimed
Blow.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (49-70-3,177) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged SHOPPING CART
(72-6836) (31-34-1,131) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE. BARNABUS CROW devastated SHOPPING CART
in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel. That was a pretty big down-challenge, but in
a small arena, you don't have many choices.
THE OVEN BIRD (75-3934) (18-6-0,50) of DEFROSTED challenged YORKE (81-2085) (19-
7-0,69) of CLAN LONGBEARD. THE OVEN BIRD was devastated by YORKE in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge competition.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (127-69-0,311) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought AMBER WOLFWALKER
(107-11) (0-0-0,220). CHATROOMMATE viciously subdued AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 2 minute
gruesome Title duel. This was the most thrilling fight of the day. The roomie is
still Storm Rock's Champion of the Horn and top Parry-Lunge. Amber Wolfwalker is hot.
$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (54-40-1,226) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VILLAINOUS
INFORMER (107-23) (0-0-0,181). $5 PROMINATOR was vanquished by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in
a 1 minute uneven fight. Whoa! The prominator dropped 46 points in this fight. And
a couple of fingers.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (57-72-0,184) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID
(107-30) (0-0-0,240). BALDING GRAY viciously subdued VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 5
minute brutal fight. Balding Gray is this turn's favorite fighter. Everybody hates
the Knid.
FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (38-17-0,170) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MR RIGHT HANDED
(72-6876) (76-98-2,140) of BASH BROS TIRES. FIZZ AND FURS slimly won victory over MR
RIGHT HANDED in a popular 4 minute bout. Mr Right Handed is our best Parry-Strike. A
good style.
MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (52-45-0,179) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182)
(64-107-3,165) of DEADLINE. MR. BRATWURST subdued RAYNER in a 1 minute competition.
Bratwurst is our leading Basher. Rayner is the top Parry-Riposte.
TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (36-23-2,98) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought SNUGGLE UP AND
FUSS (42-5105) (23-6-0,75) of COLOR ME SUAVE. TAX PENALTY handily defeated SNUGGLE UP
AND FUSS in a 2 minute one-sided contest. Hey, I think Snuggle Up is new, right?
Welcome to Storm Rock!
REDDIG (81-1838) (27-11-0,91) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought GURGLES (18-10111) (33-34-
2,52) of CENTER FOR OLDS. REDDIG overpowered GURGLES in a popular 1 minute mismatched
conflict. Reddig is our best Slasher.
GREAT WHITE SHARK (75-4001) (15-7-0,82) of VICIOUS FISH 2021 fought MARVIN HAGLER
(16-887) (23-25-2,70) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR. GREAT WHITE SHARK was vanquished by
MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute mismatched bout. Hagler got 21 recognition points.
RODEKILL (42-4564) (24-26-2,72) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought HEADACHE (28-5609) (23-
15-1,36) of BASH BROS BODY. RODEKILL vanquished HEADACHE in a 1 minute one-sided
fray. And Headache is the least popular fighter today.
So that's it. I'll let you buy me a drink if you want.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 128 69 0 317 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 118 72 3 233 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JEDI YETI 18-10860 67 62 3 226 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
MOD COD 55-2638 372 219 5 213 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CARNATION 97-7598 24 37 5 210 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 107 83 1 200 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 58 72 0 200 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MANAGING UP 32-6819 40 50 0 191 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 39 52 1 183 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 53 45 0 181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 54 41 1 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 36 37 4 180 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 50 70 3 179 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 39 17 0 172 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 64 108 3 166 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 76 99 2 150 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SHARK 31-6525 30 48 0 150 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
-JAKLAK 81-1430 33 26 0 149 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 31 35 1 133 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 37 23 2 114 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
-QUALM 29-5810 32 10 0 112 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
REDDIG 81-1838 28 11 0 93 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
YORKE 81-2085 20 7 0 81 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
RODEKILL 42-4564 25 26 2 77 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-VILMAR 81-2105 21 11 1 76 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105 23 7 0 75 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-BULLPEN PAL 42-5270 20 11 0 71 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-JEHLCH 29-5528 23 21 2 70 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001 15 8 0 66 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461) JADE MOUNTAIN
GURGLES 18-10111 33 35 2 56 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 18 7 0 48 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
HEADACHE 28-5609 23 16 1 35 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MANAGING UP was devastated by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CARNATION was vanquished by MOD COD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
TOUCH BASE demolished SHARK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was savagely defeated by HARD KNOCKS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BARNABUS CROW devastated SHOPPING CART in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE OVEN BIRD was devastated by YORKE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
CHATROOMMATE viciously subdued AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 2 minute gruesome Title duel.
$5 PROMINATOR was vanquished by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BALDING GRAY viciously subdued VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 5 minute brutal fight.
FIZZ AND FURS slimly won victory over MR RIGHT HANDED in a popular 4 minute bout.
MR. BRATWURST subdued RAYNER in a 1 minute competition.
TAX PENALTY handily defeated SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
REDDIG overpowered GURGLES in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
GREAT WHITE SHARK was vanquished by MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RODEKILL vanquished HEADACHE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 18 - 4 - 0 82 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 PARRY-LUNGE 22 - 8 - 0 73 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 19 - 0 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 22 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 21 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 16 - 0 24 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 9 - 0 10 |
Turn 277 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 5 4 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 3 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 128 69 0 317 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK JEDI YETI 18-10860 67 62 3 226 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK CARNATION 97-7598 24 37 5 210 FLOWER POWER (444)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 107 83 1 200 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 53 45 0 181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 36 37 4 180 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 64 108 3 166 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 76 99 2 150 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
SLASHING ATTACK REDDIG 81-1838 28 11 0 93 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was BALDING GRAY 42-5022. The ten other most popular fighters were MR RIGHT HANDED
72-6876, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, BARNABUS
CROW 20-501, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, YORKE 81-2085, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, REDDIG
81-1838, and MARVIN HAGLER 16-887.
The least popular fighter this week was HEADACHE 28-5609. The other ten least
popular fighters were GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, THE OVEN BIRD
75-3934, CARNATION 97-7598, MANAGING UP 32-6819, GURGLES 18-10111, RAYNER 20-182,
SHOPPING CART 72-6836, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, and SHARK 31-6525.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 3 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 0 2 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 128 69 0 317 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 50 70 3 179 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
HEADACHE 28-5609 23 16 1 35 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
SHARK 31-6525 30 48 0 150 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
MANAGING UP 32-6819 40 50 0 191 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 36 37 4 180 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 107 83 1 200 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 372 219 5 213 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 76 99 2 150 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001 15 8 0 66 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461) JADE MOUNTAIN
REDDIG 81-1838 28 11 0 93 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
CARNATION 97-7598 24 37 5 210 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE