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Date   : 04/26/2022    Duedate: 05/09/2022

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 278

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1241  872   8 58.7      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    5 DEFROSTED 75/455     134  231   4 36.7
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    476  349   4 57.7      CON + INSULT 32/442
  3 MID EARTH 29/316      99   97   0 50.5      FLOWER POWER 97/444
    CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374                       HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
  4 BASH BROS BO 28/452  477  618   9 43.6      I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
    BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457                    6 VICIOUS FISH 75/461    1    2   0 33.3
    BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460                  7 DEADLINE 20/432       41   83   1 33.1
    BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there.

Storm Rock had fourteen fights today.  There were five challenges.  Nobody avoided, 
nobody died.

     MANAGING UP (32-6819) (40-50-0,191) of CON + INSULT challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (107-83-1,200) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MANAGING UP bested HARD KNOCKS in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.  Mr. Knocks is still our top Aimed Blow, though.
     TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (39-52-1,183) of CON + INSULT challenged BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (58-72-0,200) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  TOUCH BASE was vanquished by BALDING GRAY in a 
1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
     CARNATION (97-7598) (24-37-5,210) of FLOWER POWER challenged JEDI YETI (18-10860) 
(67-62-3,226) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  CARNATION was overpowered by JEDI YETI in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge duel.  Carnation is our best Striker, and the Yeti is best 
Lunger.  And Carnation is the least liked fighter today, according to the spectators.
     BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (50-70-3,179) of I'M NOT EGGBERT challenged SHOPPING CART 
(72-6836) (31-35-1,133) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE.  BARNABUS CROW devastated SHOPPING CART 
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Shopping Cart was most challenged this turn.
     THE OVEN BIRD (75-3934) (18-7-0,48) of DEFROSTED challenged HEADACHE (28-5609) 
(23-16-1,35) of BASH BROS BODY.  THE OVEN BIRD devastated HEADACHE in a 2 minute 
uneven Challenge brawl.
     CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (128-69-0,317) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MOD COD (55-
2638) (372-219-5,213) of RHYME TYME.  CHATROOMMATE overpowered MOD COD in a 1 minute 
one-sided Title struggle.  The Roomie is Storm Rock's top Parry-Lunge.  Mod Cod is 
overall popularity leader.
     MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (53-45-0,181) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25) 
(0-0-0,181).  MR. BRATWURST viciously subdued CLOTTO in an action packed 1 minute 
gruesome fight.  Bratwurst is our leading Basher.
     FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (39-17-0,172) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MR RIGHT HANDED 
(72-6876) (76-99-2,150) of BASH BROS TIRES.  FIZZ AND FURS won victory over MR RIGHT 
HANDED in an action packed 3 minute gory duel.  The exciting Mr Right Handed is our 
highest ranked Parry-Strike, and also this turn's favorite fighter.
     TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (36-37-4,180) of HOUSE JHEREG fought SHARK (31-6525) 
(30-48-0,150) of BASH BROS OCEAN.  TEM OF SMALLCLIFF vanquished SHARK in a popular 1 
minute one-sided duel.  Tem is our leading Wall of Steel.
     $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (54-41-1,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought QUALM (29-5810) 
(32-10-0,112) of MID EARTH.  $5 PROMINATOR was beaten by QUALM in a popular 1 minute 
melee.  Qualm is a new stylemaster, the top Total parry!  Qualm got 46 points by 
winning, and the Prominator lost 30.
     RAYNER (20-182) (64-108-3,166) of DEADLINE fought TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (37-23-
2,114) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE.  RAYNER overpowered TAX PENALTY in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute one-sided match.  Rayner is our highest ranked Parry-Riposte.
     MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) (24-25-2,91) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR fought RODEKILL (42-
4564) (25-26-2,77) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MARVIN HAGLER was handily defeated by RODEKILL 
in a 1 minute one-sided contest.  Rodekill is our best Slasher.
     VILMAR (81-2105) (21-11-1,76) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought GURGLES (18-10111) (33-35-
2,56) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  VILMAR overpowered GURGLES in a popular 1 minute mismatched 
conflict.
     GREAT WHITE SHARK (75-4001) (15-8-0,66) of VICIOUS FISH 2021 fought SNUGGLE UP 
AND FUSS (42-5105) (23-7-0,75) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  GREAT WHITE SHARK lost to SNUGGLE 
UP AND FUSS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.

So... it was a pretty good turn, with a nice mix of styles.  And a beautiful day.  
Stuff is blooming out there.  White stuff, pink stuff, yellow stuff, purple stuff.  
That's supposed to be a good thing, right?

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       129  69  0  405  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           68  62  3  237  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
-TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563        118  72  3  233  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          41  50  0  213  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         59  72  0  207  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638             372 220  5  205  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 CARNATION 97-7598            24  38  5  192  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555         107  84  1  191  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        54  45  0  189  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    37  37  4  183  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501         51  70  3  181  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           39  53  1  177  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959        40  17  0  174  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182                65 108  3  171  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 QUALM 29-5810                33  10  0  158  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      76 100  2  150  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        54  42  1  150  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-JAKLAK 81-1430               33  26  0  149  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
 SHARK 31-6525                30  49  0  148  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        31  36  1  135  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          37  24  2  117  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RODEKILL 42-4564             26  26  2   95  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-REDDIG 81-1838               28  11  0   93  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105  24   7  0   83  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 VILMAR 81-2105               22  11  1   82  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
-YORKE 81-2085                20   7  0   81  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
-JIMMY BUFFET LINE 42-5274    21   9  0   72  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-BULLPEN PAL 42-5270          20  11  0   71  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-JEHLCH 29-5528               23  21  2   70  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
 GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001    15   9  0   70  VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934        19   7  0   59  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 GURGLES 18-10111             33  36  2   54  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEADACHE 28-5609             23  17  1   32  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MANAGING UP bested HARD KNOCKS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
TOUCH BASE was vanquished by BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
CARNATION was overpowered by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
BARNABUS CROW devastated SHOPPING CART in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THE OVEN BIRD devastated HEADACHE in a 2 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
CHATROOMMATE overpowered MOD COD in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
MR. BRATWURST viciously subdued CLOTTO in a action packed 1 minute gruesome fight.
FIZZ AND FURS won victory over MR RIGHT HANDED in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF vanquished SHARK in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
$5 PROMINATOR was beaten by QUALM in a popular 1 minute melee.
RAYNER overpowered TAX PENALTY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
MARVIN HAGLER was handily defeated by RODEKILL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
VILMAR overpowered GURGLES in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
GREAT WHITE SHARK lost to SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         AIMED BLOW        17 -   5 -  0      77  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-LUNGE       22 -   7 -  0      76  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  20 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     20 -  23 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  23 -  0      39  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  17 -  0      23  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   8 -  0      20  |

Turn 278 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         3  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     129  69  0  405 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK   JEDI YETI 18-10860         68  62  3  237 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK  CARNATION 97-7598          24  38  5  192 FLOWER POWER (444)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555       107  84  1  191 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   MR. BRATWURST 42-5106      54  45  0  189 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865  37  37  4  183 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              65 108  3  171 DEADLINE (432)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      QUALM 29-5810              33  10  0  158 MID EARTH (316)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    76 100  2  150 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
SLASHING ATTACK  RODEKILL 42-4564           26  26  2   95 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876.  The ten other most popular fighters were GREAT WHITE 
SHARK 75-4001, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, HEADACHE 28-5609, FIZZ 
AND FURS 18-9959, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, RAYNER 20-182, 
RODEKILL 42-4564, and VILMAR 81-2105.

The least popular fighter this week was CARNATION 97-7598.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GURGLES 18-10111, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, SHARK 31-6525, MOD COD 
55-2638, THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, QUALM 
29-5810, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, and MANAGING UP 32-6819.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  3 0  
TALCAMA(18)          3  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  1 0  
SEAM(20)             2  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      129  69  0  405  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BARNABUS CROW 20-501        51  70  3  181  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 HEADACHE 28-5609            23  17  1   32  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 QUALM 29-5810               33  10  0  158  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
 SHARK 31-6525               30  49  0  148  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         41  50  0  213  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   37  37  4  183  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022        59  72  0  207  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            372 220  5  205  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     76 100  2  150  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001   15   9  0   70  VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 VILMAR 81-2105              22  11  1   82  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
 CARNATION 97-7598           24  38  5  192  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE