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Date : 05/10/2022 Duedate: 05/23/2022
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 279
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1245 878 8 58.6 BASH BROS TIRES 72/411
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 477 349 4 57.7 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
3 MID EARTH 29/316 100 98 0 50.5 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
5 BASH BROS BO 28/452 480 621 9 43.6 7 DEADLINE 20/432 41 84 1 32.8
BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457 8 VICIOUS FISH 75/461 1 3 0 25.0
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hellooo Storm Rock!
There were thirteen fights today, a lucky 13 because no one died. No one challenged
or avoided, either, which is kind of sad.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (129-69-0,405) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought BARNABUS CROW
(20-501) (51-70-3,181) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. CHATROOMMATE devastated BARNABUS CROW in a
1 minute mismatched Title fight. So, Chatroommate remains our Champion of the Horn
and leading Parry-Lunge.
JEDI YETI (18-10860) (68-62-3,237) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN
(107-26) (0-0-0,200). JEDI YETI was handily defeated by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute
one-sided match.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (107-84-1,191) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY
(107-9) (0-0-0,170). HARD KNOCKS was devastated by IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 1
minute one-sided contest. Hard Knocks is our best Aimed Blow, and is quite
embarrassed.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (59-72-0,207) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MOD COD (55-2638)
(372-220-5,205) of RHYME TYME. BALDING GRAY was demolished by MOD COD in a 1 minute
mismatched competition.Mod Cod is our reigning Lunger, and overall popularity leader.
MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (54-45-0,189) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182)
(65-108-3,171) of DEADLINE. MR. BRATWURST won victory over RAYNER in a 2 minute
bloody fight. Mr. Bratwurst is the top Basher in Storm Rock. Rayner is still top
Parry-Riposte.
FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (40-17-0,174) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SHOPPING CART
(72-6836) (31-36-1,135) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE. FIZZ AND FURS was savagely defeated by
SHOPPING CART in a 6 minute brawl. Shopping Cart gained 40 points and was voted this
turn's favorite fighter in Storm Rock. It is also the top Wall of Steel. Fizz and
Furs lost 22 points.
JAKLAK (81-1430) (33-26-0,149) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876)
(76-100-2,150) of BASH BROS TIRES. JAKLAK was viciously subdued by MR RIGHT HANDED in
an action packed 2 minute melee. This was the only action packed melee of the turn.
Mr Right Handed is our leading Parry-Strike, white Jaklak is the top-rated Total
Parry.
$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (54-42-1,150) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SHARK (31-6525)
(30-49-0,148) of BASH BROS OCEAN. $5 PROMINATOR vanquished SHARK in a 1 minute uneven
fight.
TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (37-24-2,117) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought ZORRO, THE GAY
BLADE (107-8) (0-0-0,110). TAX PENALTY was vanquished by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1
minute one-sided fight.
RODEKILL (42-4564) (26-26-2,95) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought JEHLCH (29-5528) (23-21-
2,70) of MID EARTH. RODEKILL was beaten by JEHLCH in an exciting 1 minute fight.
Rodekill is our leading Slasher, although I don't know for how much longer.
GREAT WHITE SHARK (75-4001) (15-9-0,70) of VICIOUS FISH 2021 fought UNEMPLOYED
PERSON (107-5) (0-0-0,70). GREAT WHITE SHARK was demolished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a
1 minute competition. Ooh, how embarrassing. Great White Shark is the least popular
fighter in Storm Rock.
SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS (42-5105) (24-7-0,83) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought HEADACHE (28-
5609) (23-17-1,32) of BASH BROS BODY. SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS bested HEADACHE in a 1
minute battle.
GURGLES (18-10111) (33-36-2,54) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MARVIN HAGLER (16-887)
(24-26-2,74) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR. GURGLES was narrowly defeated by MARVIN HAGLER in
a popular 4 minute bloody brawl.
The Surly Wench Pub? Really? Well, that's all. See ya later.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 130 69 0 411 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 373 220 5 215 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
-MANAGING UP 32-6819 41 50 0 213 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 59 73 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-CARNATION 97-7598 24 38 5 192 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
JEDI YETI 18-10860 68 63 3 191 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 55 45 0 191 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 51 71 3 191 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
-TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 37 37 4 183 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TOUCH BASE 32-6828 39 53 1 177 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
RAYNER 20-182 65 109 3 175 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 32 36 1 175 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 107 85 1 170 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 77 100 2 162 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 55 42 1 159 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-QUALM 29-5810 33 10 0 158 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 40 18 0 152 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAKLAK 81-1430 33 27 0 144 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
SHARK 31-6525 30 50 0 142 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 37 25 2 103 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-REDDIG 81-1838 28 11 0 93 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEHLCH 29-5528 24 21 2 89 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105 25 7 0 85 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-VILMAR 81-2105 22 11 1 82 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
-YORKE 81-2085 20 7 0 81 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
RODEKILL 42-4564 26 27 2 78 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 25 26 2 77 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
-JIMMY BUFFET LINE 42-5274 21 9 0 72 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001 15 10 0 60 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461) JADE MOUNTAIN
-THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 19 7 0 59 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
GURGLES 18-10111 33 37 2 57 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
HEADACHE 28-5609 23 18 1 45 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CHATROOMMATE devastated BARNABUS CROW in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
JEDI YETI was handily defeated by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HARD KNOCKS was devastated by IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
BALDING GRAY was demolished by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MR. BRATWURST won victory over RAYNER in a 2 minute bloody fight.
FIZZ AND FURS was savagely defeated by SHOPPING CART in a 6 minute brawl.
JAKLAK was viciously subdued by MR RIGHT HANDED in a action packed 2 minute melee.
$5 PROMINATOR vanquished SHARK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TAX PENALTY was vanquished by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RODEKILL was beaten by JEHLCH in a exciting 1 minute fight.
GREAT WHITE SHARK was demolished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute competition.
SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS bested HEADACHE in a 1 minute battle.
GURGLES was narrowly defeated by MARVIN HAGLER in a popular 4 minute bloody brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 22 - 7 - 0 76 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 AIMED BLOW 16 - 6 - 0 73 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 21 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 21 - 22 - 1 49 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 22 - 0 42 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 16 - 0 27 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
Turn 279 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 5 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 130 69 0 411 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 373 220 5 215 RHYME TYME (385)
BASHING ATTACK MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 55 45 0 191 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 65 109 3 175 DEADLINE (432)
WALL OF STEEL SHOPPING CART 72-6836 32 36 1 175 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 107 85 1 170 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 77 100 2 162 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
TOTAL PARRY JAKLAK 81-1430 33 27 0 144 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
SLASHING ATTACK RODEKILL 42-4564 26 27 2 78 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was SHOPPING CART 72-6836. The ten other most popular fighters were FIZZ AND FURS
18-9959, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, GURGLES 18-10111, MR.
BRATWURST 42-5106, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, JEDI YETI 18-10860, RAYNER 20-182, JEHLCH
29-5528, and MOD COD 55-2638.
The least popular fighter this week was GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001. The other ten
least popular fighters were SHARK 31-6525, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, HEADACHE 28-5609,
JAKLAK 81-1430, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, BARNABUS CROW 20-501, SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS
42-5105, RODEKILL 42-4564, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, and $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 3 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 3 3 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 1 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 25 26 2 77 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 130 69 0 411 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 51 71 3 191 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
HEADACHE 28-5609 23 18 1 45 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
JEHLCH 29-5528 24 21 2 89 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
SHARK 31-6525 30 50 0 142 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 59 73 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 373 220 5 215 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 32 36 1 175 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001 15 10 0 60 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461) JADE MOUNTAIN
JAKLAK 81-1430 33 27 0 144 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE