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Date : 07/05/2022 Duedate: 07/18/2022
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 283
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1266 897 8 58.5 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 479 351 4 57.7 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 48 83 0 36.6
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 6 HERO'S INC 20/463 1 2 0 33.3
4 BASH BROS BO 28/452 489 632 9 43.6 7 DEADLINE 20/432 42 87 1 32.6
BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457 8 VICIOUS FISH 75/461 2 6 0 25.0
BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there.
We saw thirteen fights today. Nobody died. Mid Earth was avoided by Bad Signs.
There were two challenges.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (45-35-0,298) of BAD SIGNS challenged CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (133-69-0,513) of CENTER FOR OLDS. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by
CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight. It was an extremely brave
challenge, but alas, no luck. The Roomie is still Storm Rock's Champion of the Horn,
and top-rated Parry-Lunge. However, Spawn's Blue Beer is our arena's best recognized
Aimed Blow.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (35-63-0,200) of BAD SIGNS challenged SHOPPING CART (72-6836)
(33-38-1,203) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE. OUT FOR A DUCK was vanquished by SHOPPING CART
in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle. Shopping Cart is still our top Wall of Steel.
JEDI YETI (18-10860) (71-63-3,219) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MOD COD (55-2638) (374-
222-5,193) of RHYME TYME. JEDI YETI was demolished by MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 1
minute uneven fight. That's odd, because my sources say Jedi Yeti was most challenged
this turn. Mod Cod is certainly still our overall popularity leader, as well as
highest ranked Lunger.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (60-75-0,193) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-
0,200). BALDING GRAY bested TELGOR in a popular 2 minute fight.
$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (58-42-1,182) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID (107-
30) (0-0-0,240). $5 PROMINATOR was subdued by VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 2
minute competition.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (108-87-1,198) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-
0,200). HARD KNOCKS was overpowered by TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided
struggle. This was Telgor's second fight and he should have been tired, but he
actually triumphed!
RAYNER (20-182) (65-112-3,161) of DEADLINE fought SHARK (31-6525) (30-53-0,146) of
BASH BROS OCEAN. RAYNER handily defeated SHARK in a 1 minute uneven fight. Rayner
is our leading Parry-Riposte.
TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (39-26-2,167) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought FIZZ AND FURS (18-
9959) (40-21-0,129) of CENTER FOR OLDS. TAX PENALTY vanquished FIZZ AND FURS in an
action packed 1 minute uneven duel. Tax Penalty continues to be the top Basher.
JAVIL (81-1430) (33-27-0,144) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS (42-5105)
(27-8-0,91) of COLOR ME SUAVE. JAVIL narrowly defeated SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS in an
action packed 7 minute gory duel. Snuggle Up and Fuss is this turn's most popular
fighter, and Javil is the best Total Parry.
MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (56-47-0,140) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CHEATING MANAGER (107-
6) (0-0-0,130). MR. BRATWURST defeated CHEATING MANAGER in an action packed 1 minute
match.
HYDRA (20-934) (24-19-0,100) of HERO'S INC fought GURGLES (18-10111) (35-38-2,81) of
CENTER FOR OLDS. HYDRA was beaten by GURGLES in an exciting 4 minute fight. Gurgles
is our most highly recognized Parry-Strike.
GREAT WHITE SHARK (75-4001) (16-12-0,47) of VICIOUS FISH 2021 fought HEADACHE (28-
5609) (24-20-1,51) of BASH BROS BODY. GREAT WHITE SHARK was demolished by HEADACHE in
a 1 minute mismatched competition.
RODEKILL (42-4564) (27-29-2,86) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) (26-
28-2,64) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR. RODEKILL was devastated by MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute
one-sided battle. It looks like someone lost 21 points and someone gained the same
amount in this fight. But Rodekill is still our best Slasher. He is also Storm
Rock's least favorite fighter today.
So that's all of it. Tourney's coming up. Good luck with that.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 134 69 0 528 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 34 38 1 213 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
MOD COD 55-2638 375 222 5 212 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEDI YETI 18-10860 71 64 3 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 45 36 0 206 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 61 75 0 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 35 64 0 190 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 108 88 1 189 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 58 43 1 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 40 26 2 178 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
RAYNER 20-182 66 112 3 168 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
-QUALM 29-5810 34 10 0 164 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAVIL 81-1430 34 27 0 147 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 57 47 0 143 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SHARK 31-6525 30 54 0 140 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 40 22 0 133 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GURGLES 18-10111 36 38 2 100 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105 27 9 0 100 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-VILMAR 81-2105 23 11 1 91 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HYDRA 20-934 24 20 0 86 HERO'S INC (463) SEAM
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 27 28 2 85 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
RODEKILL 42-4564 27 30 2 65 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HEADACHE 28-5609 25 20 1 62 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001 16 13 0 39 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461) JADE MOUNTAIN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK was vanquished by SHOPPING CART in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
JEDI YETI was demolished by MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
BALDING GRAY bested TELGOR in a popular 2 minute fight.
$5 PROMINATOR was subdued by VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
HARD KNOCKS was overpowered by TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
RAYNER handily defeated SHARK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TAX PENALTY vanquished FIZZ AND FURS in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
JAVIL narrowly defeated SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS in a action packed 7 minute gory duel.
MR. BRATWURST defeated CHEATING MANAGER in a action packed 1 minute match.
HYDRA was beaten by GURGLES in a exciting 4 minute fight.
GREAT WHITE SHARK was demolished by HEADACHE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
RODEKILL was devastated by MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 5 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 6 - 0 76 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 AIMED BLOW 16 - 13 - 0 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 22 - 18 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 19 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 6 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 30 - 1 38 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 13 - 0 32 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
Turn 283 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 4 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 134 69 0 528 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL SHOPPING CART 72-6836 34 38 1 213 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 375 222 5 212 RHYME TYME (385)
AIMED BLOW SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 45 36 0 206 BAD SIGNS (397)
BASHING ATTACK TAX PENALTY 72-7311 40 26 2 178 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 66 112 3 168 DEADLINE (432)
TOTAL PARRY JAVIL 81-1430 34 27 0 147 CLAN LONGBEARD (374)
PARRY-STRIKE GURGLES 18-10111 36 38 2 100 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK RODEKILL 42-4564 27 30 2 65 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105. The ten other most popular fighters were GURGLES
18-10111, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, HYDRA
20-934, MOD COD 55-2638, RAYNER 20-182, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, JAVIL 81-1430, and
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.
The least popular fighter this week was RODEKILL 42-4564. The other ten least
popular fighters were GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001, SHARK 31-6525, OUT FOR A DUCK
83-275, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, JEDI YETI 18-10860, SHOPPING
CART 72-6836, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, HEADACHE 28-5609, and HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 2 0 RODEKI(42) 2 4 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 2 0
MORYA(28) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 27 28 2 85 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 134 69 0 528 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 66 112 3 168 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
HEADACHE 28-5609 25 20 1 62 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
SHARK 31-6525 30 54 0 140 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 61 75 0 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 375 222 5 212 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 34 38 1 213 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001 16 13 0 39 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461) JADE MOUNTAIN
JAVIL 81-1430 34 27 0 147 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 45 36 0 206 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE