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Date : 08/02/2022 Duedate: 08/15/2022
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 285
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1280 903 9 58.6 BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 481 351 4 57.8 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
3 MID EARTH 29/316 106 101 0 51.2 5 HERO'S INC 20/463 2 3 0 40.0
4 SHEPHERDS 18/359 492 640 9 43.5 6 BAD SIGNS 83/397 49 86 0 36.3
BASH BROS BODY 28/452 7 DEADLINE 20/432 42 89 1 32.1
BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457 8 VICIOUS FISH 75/461 3 7 0 30.0
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there.
We had thirteen fights today, one death, two challenges, and Bad Signs avoided Color
Me Suave.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (46-36-0,217) of BAD SIGNS challenged MOD COD (55-
2638) (376-222-5,256) of RHYME TYME. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by MOD COD in a
1 minute Challenge Title fight. Mod Cod was most challenged. He was also the top
Lunger, the overall popularity leader, and is of course still the Champion of the
Horn.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (35-65-0,189) of BAD SIGNS challenged $5 PROMINATOR (42-
5107) (59-43-1,204) of COLOR ME SUAVE. OUT FOR A DUCK was demolished by $5 PROMINATOR
in a 1 minute Challenge melee. The Prominator is today our leading Aimed Blow.
JEDI YETI (18-10860) (72-64-3,213) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RIRORNI COOK (107-
24) (0-0-0,181). JEDI YETI overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory
mismatched duel. The Yeti is most popular fighter today. I guess nobody likes that
cook. Funny, I've heard that Rirorni cooking is plenty popular, especially the stir-
fry. Mmm! Stir-fry tonight.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (62-75-0,206) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought QUALM (29-5810) (34-
10-0,164) of MID EARTH. BALDING GRAY overpowered QUALM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute
gruesome mismatched match. Balding Gray is Storm Rock's top Parry-Lunge. Qualm is
best Total Parry.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (134-70-0,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SHOPPING CART
(72-6836) (34-39-1,193) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE. CHATROOMMATE overpowered SHOPPING CART
in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. Shopping Cart is still our top Wall of Steel, but
the Roomie has lost her top Parry-Lunge status.
Hmm. Here's that death. TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (40-27-2,153) of BASH BROS
MARRIAGE fought MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (58-47-0,179) of COLOR ME SUAVE. TAX PENALTY
was slain by MR. BRATWURST in an action packed 1 minute melee. Mr. Bratwurst is top
Basher, so I guess the cause of death was a blunt instrument.
RAYNER (20-182) (66-113-3,168) of DEADLINE fought HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (108-89-
1,169) of COLOR ME SUAVE. RAYNER was vanquished by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute uneven
duel. Rayner is still the best Parry-Riposte, but it Hard Knocks making a comeback?
FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (41-22-0,143) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SHARK (31-6525)
(30-55-0,136) of BASH BROS OCEAN. FIZZ AND FURS was narrowly defeated by SHARK in an
action packed 3 minute gory duel.
SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS (42-5105) (27-10-0,92) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SHADRACH (18-
8976) (23-17-0,86) of SHEPHERDS. SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS was overpowered by SHADRACH in a
popular 1 minute uneven match.
GREAT WHITE SHARK (75-4001) (16-14-0,42) of VICIOUS FISH 2021 fought HEADACHE
(28-5609) (26-20-1,87) of BASH BROS BODY. GREAT WHITE SHARK overpowered HEADACHE in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match. The Shark gained 37 points and Headache lost
32.
RODEKILL (42-4564) (28-30-2,86) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought HYDRA (20-934) (25-20-
0,88) of HERO'S INC. RODEKILL handily defeated HYDRA in an exciting 1 minute one-
sided contest.
MOTHIAS (29-5780) (15-7-0,52) of MID EARTH fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5) (0-0-
0,70)
MOTHIAS was devastated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched bout. Rodekill
is top Slasher.
GURGLES (18-10111) (36-39-2,78) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MARVIN HAGLER (16-887)
(27-29-2,65) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR. GURGLES handily defeated MARVIN HAGLER in a
popular 3 minute bloody uneven fight. And Gurgles remains our best Parry-Strike.
Well, that's all I've got. You all do you best to stay cool this turn, all right?
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 377 222 5 272 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 63 75 0 222 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JEDI YETI 18-10860 73 64 3 221 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 135 70 0 219 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 60 43 1 211 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 59 47 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 46 37 0 210 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 34 40 1 201 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 35 66 0 186 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 109 89 1 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RAYNER 20-182 66 114 3 163 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
QUALM 29-5810 34 11 0 163 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 40 28 2 158 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
SHARK 31-6525 31 55 0 156 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-JAVIL 81-1430 34 27 0 147 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 41 23 0 137 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RODEKILL 42-4564 29 30 2 100 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SHADRACH 18-8976 24 17 0 100 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
-YORKE 81-2085 22 7 0 100 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
-REDDIG 81-1838 29 12 0 92 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GURGLES 18-10111 37 39 2 88 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105 27 11 0 81 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001 17 14 0 79 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461) JADE MOUNTAIN
HYDRA 20-934 25 21 0 77 HERO'S INC (463) SEAM
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 27 30 2 59 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
HEADACHE 28-5609 26 21 1 55 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
MOTHIAS 29-5780 15 8 0 47 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 40 28 2 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 454 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 285
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK was demolished by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
JEDI YETI overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
BALDING GRAY overpowered QUALM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome mismatched match.
CHATROOMMATE overpowered SHOPPING CART in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TAX PENALTY was slain by MR. BRATWURST in a action packed 1 minute melee.
RAYNER was vanquished by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FIZZ AND FURS was narrowly defeated by SHARK in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS was overpowered by SHADRACH in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
GREAT WHITE SHARK overpowered HEADACHE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
RODEKILL handily defeated HYDRA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
MOTHIAS was devastated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GURGLES handily defeated MARVIN HAGLER in a popular 3 minute bloody uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 6 - 0 74 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 5 - 0 64 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 17 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 20 - 1 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 16 - 18 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 9 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 33 - 1 34 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 285 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 3 4 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 4 2 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 377 222 5 272 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE BALDING GRAY 42-5022 63 75 0 222 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 60 43 1 211 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 59 47 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL SHOPPING CART 72-6836 34 40 1 201 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 66 114 3 163 DEADLINE (432)
TOTAL PARRY QUALM 29-5810 34 11 0 163 MID EARTH (316)
SLASHING ATTACK RODEKILL 42-4564 29 30 2 100 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE GURGLES 18-10111 37 39 2 88 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was JEDI YETI 18-10860. The ten other most popular fighters were BALDING GRAY
42-5022, GURGLES 18-10111, FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, SHARK 31-6525, SHADRACH 18-8976, RODEKILL 42-4564, MOD COD 55-2638, and MR.
BRATWURST 42-5106.
The least popular fighter this week was HYDRA 20-934. The other ten least popular
fighters were RAYNER 20-182, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, MOTHIAS 29-5780, SNUGGLE UP AND
FUSS 42-5105, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, HEADACHE 28-5609, TAX
PENALTY 72-7311, QUALM 29-5810, and $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 LAPUR(29) 0 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 4 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 5 1 1 TELORINTHE(83) 0 2 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 27 30 2 59 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
JEDI YETI 18-10860 73 64 3 221 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 66 114 3 163 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
HEADACHE 28-5609 26 21 1 55 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
QUALM 29-5810 34 11 0 163 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
SHARK 31-6525 31 55 0 156 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 63 75 0 222 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 377 222 5 272 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 34 40 1 201 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001 17 14 0 79 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461) JADE MOUNTAIN
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 46 37 0 210 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE