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Date   : 08/16/2022    Duedate: 08/29/2022

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 286

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1286  907   9 58.6      BASH BROS BODY 28/452
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    482  351   4 57.9      BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
  4 HERO'S INC 20/463      3    3   0 50.0      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
  5 SHEPHERDS 18/359     493  645   9 43.3    7 DEADLINE 20/432       43   89   1 32.6

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hi.

There were just 12 fights today.  No challenges, but Bash Bros Roadside avoided Bad 
Signs.  There were four stand-ins, two of which were Arenamaster Sandoval, who won and 
then lost.

     MOD COD (55-2638) (377-222-5,272) of RHYME TYME fought BALDING GRAY (42-5022) 
(63-75-0,222) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MOD COD devastated BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute 
mismatched Title fight.  So, the Cod remains top Lunger, and, of course, Champion of 
the Horn.
     CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (135-70-0,219) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SHOPPING CART 
(72-6836) (34-40-1,201) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE.  CHATROOMMATE vanquished SHOPPING CART 
in an exciting 1 minute uneven battle.  The Chatty one remains Storm Rock's best 
Parry-Lunge, and overall popularity leader.  Shopping Cart is our top Wall of Steel.
     JEDI YETI (18-10860) (73-64-3,221) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-
22) (0-0-0,181).  JEDI YETI savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 4 
minute bloody duel.  Jedi Yeti is this turn's favorite fighter.
     $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (60-43-1,211) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN 
(107-26) (0-0-0,200).  $5 PROMINATOR was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute 
one-sided fight.
     MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (59-47-1,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER 
SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200).  MR. BRATWURST slimly lost to ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 
2 minute brawl.  It's no shame to lose to the Arenamaster, and Bratwurst is the top 
Basher.
     TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (40-28-2,158) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought RAYNER (20-182) 
(66-114-3,163) of DEADLINE.  TAX PENALTY lost to RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute 
brutal fight.  Rayner is Storm Rock's leading Parry-Riposte.
     SHARK (31-6525) (31-55-0,156) of BASH BROS OCEAN fought FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) 
(41-23-0,137) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  SHARK was devastated by FIZZ AND FURS in a 1 minute 
one-sided competition.  Shark lost 15 points in this fight.
     HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (109-89-1,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER 
SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200).  HARD KNOCKS handily defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 
2 minute uneven melee.  Ha!  Hard Knocks has gained 23 points of recognition and now 
he is back as our top Aimed Blow.  About time!  No offense meant to the Prominator.
     SHADRACH (18-8976) (24-17-0,100) of SHEPHERDS fought SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS (42-
5105) (27-11-0,81) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SHADRACH overpowered SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS in a 
popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.  Shadrach is our best Slasher.
     RODEKILL (42-4564) (29-30-2,100) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) 
(27-30-2,59) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR.  RODEKILL overpowered MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute 
one-sided melee.  Poor Mr. Hagler is the least popular fighter in our arena.
     GREAT WHITE SHARK (75-4001) (17-14-0,79) of VICIOUS FISH 2021 fought GURGLES (18-
10111) (37-39-2,88) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  GREAT WHITE SHARK was defeated by GURGLES in 
an exciting 2 minute match.  Gurgles is the top Parry-Strike.
     HEADACHE (28-5609) (26-21-1,55) of BASH BROS BODY fought HYDRA (20-934) (25-21-
0,77) of HERO'S INC.  HEADACHE was bested by HYDRA in a 2 minute conflict.

Well, that's all.  Have a good two weeks.  I'll see you again, most likely.

                                             -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             378 222  5  283  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       136  70  0  230  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           74  64  3  224  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         63  76  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     46  37  0  210  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        34  41  1  207  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555         110  89  1  203  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        59  48  1  195  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        60  44  1  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        35  66  0  186  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAYNER 20-182                67 114  3  176  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
-QUALM 29-5810                34  11  0  163  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
 FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959        42  23  0  157  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          40  29  2  155  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHARK 31-6525                31  56  0  141  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 SHADRACH 18-8976             25  17  0  114  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 RODEKILL 42-4564             30  30  2  102  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-YORKE 81-2085                22   7  0  100  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
 GURGLES 18-10111             38  39  2   94  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
-REDDIG 81-1838               29  12  0   92  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HYDRA 20-934                 26  21  0   80  HERO'S INC (463)           SEAM
-THE LIMPER 81-3516           19  22  0   79  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001    17  15  0   79  VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105  27  12  0   78  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         27  31  2   59  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 HEADACHE 28-5609             26  22  1   58  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
-MOTHIAS 29-5780              15   8  0   47  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MOD COD devastated BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
CHATROOMMATE vanquished SHOPPING CART in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
JEDI YETI savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody duel.
$5 PROMINATOR was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MR. BRATWURST slimly lost to ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute brawl.
TAX PENALTY lost to RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight.
SHARK was devastated by FIZZ AND FURS in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HARD KNOCKS handily defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute uneven melee.
SHADRACH overpowered SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
RODEKILL overpowered MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
GREAT WHITE SHARK was defeated by GURGLES in a exciting 2 minute match.
HEADACHE was bested by HYDRA in a 2 minute conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -   5 -  0      76  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  16 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        16 -  18 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  22 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  33 -  0      34  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 286 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         4  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  4         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           378 222  5  283 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     136  70  0  230 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL    SHOPPING CART 72-6836      34  41  1  207 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555       110  89  1  203 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   MR. BRATWURST 42-5106      59  48  1  195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              67 114  3  176 DEADLINE (432)
SLASHING ATTACK  SHADRACH 18-8976           25  17  0  114 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-STRIKE     GURGLES 18-10111           38  39  2   94 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)

The overall popularity leader is CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was JEDI YETI 18-10860.  The ten other most popular fighters were GREAT 
WHITE SHARK 75-4001, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, RAYNER 20-182, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, TAX 
PENALTY 72-7311, HEADACHE 28-5609, MOD COD 55-2638, SHADRACH 18-8976, RODEKILL 
42-4564, and GURGLES 18-10111.

The least popular fighter this week was MARVIN HAGLER 16-887.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SHARK 31-6525, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, 
SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, MR. 
BRATWURST 42-5106, HYDRA 20-934, GURGLES 18-10111, and RODEKILL 42-4564.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          5  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  2 0  
SEAM(20)             2  0 0  RODEKI(42)           2  4 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887        27  31  2   59  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      136  70  0  230  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               67 114  3  176  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 HEADACHE 28-5609            26  22  1   58  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 SHARK 31-6525               31  56  0  141  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022        63  76  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            378 222  5  283  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836       34  41  1  207  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001   17  15  0   79  VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461)    JADE MOUNTAIN