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Date   : 08/30/2022    Duedate: 09/12/2022

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 287

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1290  913   9 58.6      BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    483  351   4 57.9      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
  3 HERO'S INC 20/463      4    3   0 57.1    6 FLOWER POWER 97/444  134  233   4 36.5
  5 SHEPHERDS 18/359     496  648   9 43.4    7 BAD SIGNS 83/397      49   88   0 35.8
    BASH BROS BODY 28/452                     8 VICIOUS FISH 75/461    4    8   0 33.3
    BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457                    9 DEADLINE 20/432       43   90   1 32.3

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there.

Storm Rock had 13 fights today, including three challenges.  Mid Earth was avoided by 
Bad Signs.

     OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (35-66-0,186) of BAD SIGNS challenged SHOPPING CART (72-
6836) (34-41-1,207) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE.  OUT FOR A DUCK slimly lost to SHOPPING 
CART in a 7 minute Challenge fight.  Shopping Cart is Storm Rock's best recognized 
Wall of Steel, and this turn's favorite fighter.
     SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (46-37-0,210) of BAD SIGNS challenged MR. BRATWURST 
(42-5106) (59-48-1,195) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was demolished by MR. 
BRATWURST in a 1 minute Challenge melee.  Mr. Bratwurst remains our top Basher.  
Spawn's Blue Beer was voted least popular this turn.
     SHADRACH (18-8976) (25-17-0,114) of SHEPHERDS challenged RAYNER (20-182) (67-114-
3,176) of DEADLINE.  SHADRACH overpowered RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge duel.  Shadrach is still top Striker, while Rayner remains top 
Parry-Riposte.  This brave challenge gained Shadrach 42 recognition points.
     MOD COD (55-2638) (378-222-5,283) of RHYME TYME fought CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) 
(136-70-0,230) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  MOD COD overpowered CHATROOMMATE in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute mismatched Title match.  Mr. Cod is still our overall popularity 
leader as well as top Lunger and Champion of the Horn.  Chatroommate is our leading 
Parry-Lunge.
     JEDI YETI (18-10860) (74-64-3,224) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought CARNATION (97-7598) 
(24-38-5,192) of FLOWER POWER.  JEDI YETI defeated CARNATION in an exciting 1 minute 
struggle.  Carnation is top Striker.
     BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (63-76-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN 
(107-26) (0-0-0,200).  BALDING GRAY was devastated by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute 
one-sided competition.
     $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (60-44-1,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VILLAINOUS 
INFORMER (107-23) (0-0-0,181).  $5 PROMINATOR was vanquished by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in 
a 1 minute uneven duel.
     HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (110-89-1,203) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-
0-0,200).  HARD KNOCKS was defeated by TELGOR in a action packed 2 minute duel.  
Despite losing to one of the tougher stand-ins, Hard Knocks is still our top Aimed 
Blow.
     FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (42-23-0,157) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought TAX PENALTY (72-
7311) (40-29-2,155) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE.  FIZZ AND FURS was savagely defeated by TAX 
PENALTY in an exciting 2 minute fight.
     SHARK (31-6525) (31-56-0,141) of BASH BROS OCEAN fought RODEKILL (42-4564) (30-
30-2,102) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SHARK was overpowered by RODEKILL in an exciting 1 
minute bloody one-sided fight.  Rodekill gained 31 points while Shark lost 30.
     GURGLES (18-10111) (38-39-2,94) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought HEADACHE (28-5609) (26-
22-1,58) of BASH BROS BODY.  GURGLES handily defeated HEADACHE in an exciting 1 minute 
one-sided contest.  Gurgles is still Storm Rock's leading Parry-Strike.  A good style.
     GREAT WHITE SHARK (75-4001) (17-15-0,79) of VICIOUS FISH 2021 fought MARVIN 
HAGLER (16-887) (27-31-2,59) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR.  GREAT WHITE SHARK devastated 
MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
     SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS (42-5105) (27-12-0,78) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought HYDRA (20-
934) (26-21-0,80) of HERO'S INC.  SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS was overpowered by HYDRA in a 1 
minute one-sided duel.

So that's all.  See ya in two weeks.

					  -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             379 222  5  327  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           75  64  3  230  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        60  48  1  213  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        35  41  1  211  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       136  71  0  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555         110  90  1  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CARNATION 97-7598            24  39  5  193  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         63  77  0  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     46  38  0  190  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        35  67  0  188  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        60  45  1  175  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          41  29  2  174  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
-QUALM 29-5810                34  11  0  163  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR
 SHADRACH 18-8976             26  17  0  156  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959        42  24  0  155  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAYNER 20-182                67 115  3  137  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RODEKILL 42-4564             31  30  2  133  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SHARK 31-6525                31  57  0  111  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GURGLES 18-10111             39  39  2   98  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HYDRA 20-934                 27  21  0   98  HERO'S INC (463)           SEAM

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001    18  15  0   84  VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461)    JADE MOUNTAIN
-THE LIMPER 81-3516           19  22  0   79  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105  27  13  0   71  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 HEADACHE 28-5609             26  23  1   57  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         27  32  2   55  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
-MOTHIAS 29-5780              15   8  0   47  MID EARTH (316)            LAPUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OUT FOR A DUCK slimly lost to SHOPPING CART in a 7 minute Challenge fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was demolished by MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
SHADRACH overpowered RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MOD COD overpowered CHATROOMMATE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Title match.
JEDI YETI defeated CARNATION in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
BALDING GRAY was devastated by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
$5 PROMINATOR was vanquished by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HARD KNOCKS was defeated by TELGOR in a action packed 2 minute duel.
FIZZ AND FURS was savagely defeated by TAX PENALTY in a exciting 2 minute fight.
SHARK was overpowered by RODEKILL in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
GURGLES handily defeated HEADACHE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
GREAT WHITE SHARK devastated MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS was overpowered by HYDRA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -   7 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  14 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  23 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        14 -  21 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  31 -  0      37  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 287 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         4  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           379 222  5  327 RHYME TYME (385)
BASHING ATTACK   MR. BRATWURST 42-5106      60  48  1  213 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    SHOPPING CART 72-6836      35  41  1  211 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     136  71  0  210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555       110  90  1  198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  CARNATION 97-7598          24  39  5  193 FLOWER POWER (444)
SLASHING ATTACK  SHADRACH 18-8976           26  17  0  156 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              67 115  3  137 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE     GURGLES 18-10111           39  39  2   98 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SHOPPING CART 72-6836.  The ten other most popular fighters were OUT FOR A DUCK 
83-275, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, JEDI YETI 18-10860, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, FIZZ AND FURS 
18-9959, RODEKILL 42-4564, SHADRACH 18-8976, MOD COD 55-2638, CARNATION 97-7598, and 
GURGLES 18-10111.

The least popular fighter this week was SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105, SHARK 31-6525, $5 PROMINATOR 
42-5107, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, RAYNER 20-182, MARVIN HAGLER 
16-887, GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001, HEADACHE 28-5609, and MR. BRATWURST 42-5106.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          3  2 0  RODEKI(42)           2  4 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  2 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887        27  32  2   55  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 JEDI YETI 18-10860          75  64  3  230  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               67 115  3  137  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 HEADACHE 28-5609            26  23  1   57  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 SHARK 31-6525               31  57  0  111  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106       60  48  1  213  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            379 222  5  327  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836       35  41  1  211  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001   18  15  0   84  VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403    46  38  0  190  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 CARNATION 97-7598           24  39  5  193  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE