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Date : 09/13/2022 Duedate: 09/26/2022
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 288
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 HERO'S INC 20/463 5 3 0 62.5 BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1294 919 9 58.5 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
3 RHYME TYME 55/385 484 351 4 58.0 5 FLOWER POWER 97/444 135 233 4 36.7
4 SHEPHERDS 18/359 498 652 9 43.3 7 DEADLINE 20/432 44 90 1 32.8
BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457 8 VICIOUS FISH 75/461 4 9 0 30.8
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there.
It's turn 287 for Storm Rock. There were eleven fights today, including one brave
challenge. Mid Earth was avoided by Shepherds. Nobody died. There was just one
stand-in.
SHADRACH (18-8976) (26-17-0,156) of SHEPHERDS challenged CHATROOMMATE (18-10034)
(136-71-0,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS. SHADRACH was devastated by CHATROOMMATE in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight. Shadrach is still top Slasher and got 18 points
for his boldness, but Chatroommate is still the top Parry-Lunge, and got 4 points.
MOD COD (55-2638) (379-222-5,327) of RHYME TYME fought MR. BRATWURST (42-5106)
(60-48-1,213) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD vanquished MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute
uneven Title battle. Well, the Cod is still our Champion of the Horn and top Lunger,
and overall popularity leader. Mr. Bratwurst is our leading Basher.
JEDI YETI (18-10860) (75-64-3,230) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SHOPPING CART (72-
6836) (35-41-1,211) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE. JEDI YETI savagely defeated SHOPPING CART
in an action packed 3 minute bloody fight. In spite of getting beat, Shopping Cart
is our highest ranked Wall of Steel. The Yeti is this turn's favorite fighter.
Here's the fight with the stand-in. BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (63-77-0,190) of
COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-0,200). BALDING GRAY was devastated by
TELGOR in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (110-90-1,198) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CARNATION (97-7598)
(24-39-5,193) of FLOWER POWER. HARD KNOCKS was devastated by CARNATION in a 1 minute
uneven brawl. Carnation is top Striker, because carnations are like that, and Hard
Knocks is our highest ranked Aimed Blow.
TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (41-29-2,174) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought RODEKILL (42-
4564) (31-30-2,133) of COLOR ME SUAVE. TAX PENALTY was overpowered by RODEKILL in a 1
minute one-sided struggle. Rodekill got 38 points for this win.
$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (60-45-1,175) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182)
(67-115-3,137) of DEADLINE. $5 PROMINATOR was overcome by RAYNER in a 2 minute fight.
Rayner is Storm Rock's leading Parry-Riposte.
FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (42-24-0,155) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SHARK (31-6525)
(31-57-0,111) of BASH BROS OCEAN. FIZZ AND FURS was viciously subdued by SHARK in an
action packed 4 minute melee.
HYDRA (20-934) (27-21-0,98) of HERO'S INC fought SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS (42-5105)
(27-13-0,71) of COLOR ME SUAVE. HYDRA viciously subdued SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS in a 2
minute gruesome fight.
GURGLES (18-10111) (39-39-2,98) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought HEADACHE (28-5609) (26-
23-1,57) of BASH BROS BODY. GURGLES vanquished HEADACHE in a 1 minute one-sided
fight. So, Gurgles remains our top Parry-Strike. That's a great style, it was my
specialty when I was a gladiator. Aggressive, but versatile.
GREAT WHITE SHARK (75-4001) (18-15-0,84) of VICIOUS FISH 2021 fought MARVIN
HAGLER (16-887) (27-32-2,55) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR. GREAT WHITE SHARK was overpowered
by MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute one-sided melee. The Great White is least popular this
turn. I really don't know why.
So that's it for today. Have a great two weeks. Try to stay sober, and smell the
flowers.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 380 222 5 343 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEDI YETI 18-10860 76 64 3 238 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
CARNATION 97-7598 25 39 5 216 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 137 71 0 214 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 60 49 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 35 42 1 198 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 46 38 0 190 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 35 67 0 188 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 110 91 1 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 63 78 0 183 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHADRACH 18-8976 26 18 0 174 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
RODEKILL 42-4564 32 30 2 171 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RAYNER 20-182 68 115 3 170 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 60 46 1 152 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHARK 31-6525 32 57 0 148 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 41 30 2 144 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 42 25 0 131 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
HYDRA 20-934 28 21 0 104 HERO'S INC (463) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GURGLES 18-10111 40 39 2 100 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 28 32 2 82 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105 27 14 0 75 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001 18 16 0 59 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461) JADE MOUNTAIN
HEADACHE 28-5609 26 24 1 57 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Gladiators, Alastari needs your help!
An invasion through one of the northern chaos gates has threatened the land. Brave
fighters are requested to face this alien threat. If you think you are tough enough,
please respond to the Gladiatorial Commission. Please include the following
information:
* Name and arena
* A description including height, general appearance, preferred weapon,
additional talents, and personality.
* Explain why you want to face this deadly threat.
Thank you.
-- Keel Woodhaven, spy reporter for arena 101
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SHADRACH was devastated by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MOD COD vanquished MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
JEDI YETI savagely defeated SHOPPING CART in a action packed 3 minute bloody fight.
BALDING GRAY was devastated by TELGOR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
HARD KNOCKS was devastated by CARNATION in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
TAX PENALTY was overpowered by RODEKILL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
$5 PROMINATOR was overcome by RAYNER in a 2 minute fight.
FIZZ AND FURS was viciously subdued by SHARK in a action packed 4 minute melee.
HYDRA viciously subdued SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
GURGLES vanquished HEADACHE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GREAT WHITE SHARK was overpowered by MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 5 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 3 - 0 75 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 6 - 0 63 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 8 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 12 - 0 61 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 23 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 14 - 21 - 0 40 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 32 - 0 33 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
Turn 288 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 380 222 5 343 RHYME TYME (385)
STRIKING ATTACK CARNATION 97-7598 25 39 5 216 FLOWER POWER (444)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 137 71 0 214 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 60 49 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL SHOPPING CART 72-6836 35 42 1 198 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 110 91 1 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK SHADRACH 18-8976 26 18 0 174 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 68 115 3 170 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE GURGLES 18-10111 40 39 2 100 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was JEDI YETI 18-10860. The ten other most popular fighters were FIZZ AND FURS
18-9959, SHARK 31-6525, RODEKILL 42-4564, HYDRA 20-934, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, RAYNER
20-182, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, MOD COD 55-2638, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, and CARNATION
97-7598.
The least popular fighter this week was GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001. The other ten
least popular fighters were SHADRACH 18-8976, HEADACHE 28-5609, SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS
42-5105, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, MR.
BRATWURST 42-5106, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, GURGLES 18-10111, and CARNATION 97-7598.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 3 2 0 RODEKI(42) 1 5 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 2 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 28 32 2 82 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
JEDI YETI 18-10860 76 64 3 238 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 68 115 3 170 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
HEADACHE 28-5609 26 24 1 57 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
SHARK 31-6525 32 57 0 148 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 60 49 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 380 222 5 343 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 35 42 1 198 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001 18 16 0 59 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461) JADE MOUNTAIN
CARNATION 97-7598 25 39 5 216 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE