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Date   : 09/13/2022    Duedate: 09/26/2022

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 288

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 HERO'S INC 20/463      5    3   0 62.5      BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1294  919   9 58.5      BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    484  351   4 58.0    5 FLOWER POWER 97/444  135  233   4 36.7
  4 SHEPHERDS 18/359     498  652   9 43.3    7 DEADLINE 20/432       44   90   1 32.8
    BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457                    8 VICIOUS FISH 75/461    4    9   0 30.8

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there.

It's turn 287 for Storm Rock.  There were eleven fights today, including one brave 
challenge.  Mid Earth was avoided by Shepherds.  Nobody died.  There was just one 
stand-in.

     SHADRACH (18-8976) (26-17-0,156) of SHEPHERDS challenged CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) 
(136-71-0,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  SHADRACH was devastated by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Shadrach is still top Slasher and got 18 points 
for his boldness, but Chatroommate is still the top Parry-Lunge, and got 4 points.
     MOD COD (55-2638) (379-222-5,327) of RHYME TYME fought MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) 
(60-48-1,213) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MOD COD vanquished MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute 
uneven Title battle.  Well, the Cod is still our Champion of the Horn and top Lunger, 
and overall popularity leader.  Mr. Bratwurst is our leading Basher.
     JEDI YETI (18-10860) (75-64-3,230) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SHOPPING CART (72-
6836) (35-41-1,211) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE.  JEDI YETI savagely defeated SHOPPING CART 
in an  action packed 3 minute bloody fight.  In spite of getting beat, Shopping Cart 
is our highest ranked Wall of Steel.  The Yeti is this turn's favorite fighter.
     Here's the fight with the stand-in.  BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (63-77-0,190) of 
COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-0,200).  BALDING GRAY was devastated by 
TELGOR in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
     HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (110-90-1,198) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CARNATION (97-7598) 
(24-39-5,193) of FLOWER POWER.  HARD KNOCKS was devastated by CARNATION in a 1 minute 
uneven brawl.  Carnation is top Striker, because carnations are like that, and Hard 
Knocks is our highest ranked Aimed Blow.
     TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (41-29-2,174) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought RODEKILL (42-
4564) (31-30-2,133) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  TAX PENALTY was overpowered by RODEKILL in a 1 
minute one-sided struggle.  Rodekill got 38 points for this win.
     $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (60-45-1,175) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) 
(67-115-3,137) of DEADLINE.  $5 PROMINATOR was overcome by RAYNER in a 2 minute fight.  
Rayner is Storm Rock's leading Parry-Riposte.
     FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (42-24-0,155) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SHARK (31-6525) 
(31-57-0,111) of BASH BROS OCEAN.  FIZZ AND FURS was viciously subdued by SHARK in an 
action packed 4 minute melee.
     HYDRA (20-934) (27-21-0,98) of HERO'S INC fought SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS (42-5105) 
(27-13-0,71) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  HYDRA viciously subdued SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS in a 2 
minute gruesome fight.
     GURGLES (18-10111) (39-39-2,98) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought HEADACHE (28-5609) (26-
23-1,57) of BASH BROS BODY.  GURGLES vanquished HEADACHE in a 1 minute one-sided 
fight.  So, Gurgles remains our top Parry-Strike.  That's a great style, it was my 
specialty when I was a gladiator.  Aggressive, but versatile.
     GREAT WHITE SHARK (75-4001) (18-15-0,84) of VICIOUS FISH 2021 fought MARVIN 
HAGLER (16-887) (27-32-2,55) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR.  GREAT WHITE SHARK was overpowered 
by MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.  The Great White is least popular this 
turn.  I really don't know why.

So that's it for today.  Have a great two weeks.  Try to stay sober, and smell the 
flowers.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             380 222  5  343  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           76  64  3  238  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 CARNATION 97-7598            25  39  5  216  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       137  71  0  214  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        60  49  1  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        35  42  1  198  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     46  38  0  190  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        35  67  0  188  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555         110  91  1  185  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         63  78  0  183  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHADRACH 18-8976             26  18  0  174  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 RODEKILL 42-4564             32  30  2  171  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 RAYNER 20-182                68 115  3  170  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        60  46  1  152  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHARK 31-6525                32  57  0  148  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          41  30  2  144  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959        42  25  0  131  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HYDRA 20-934                 28  21  0  104  HERO'S INC (463)           SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GURGLES 18-10111             40  39  2  100  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         28  32  2   82  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105  27  14  0   75  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001    18  16  0   59  VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 HEADACHE 28-5609             26  24  1   57  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Gladiators, Alastari needs your help!

An invasion through one of the northern chaos gates has threatened the land.  Brave 
fighters are requested to face this alien threat.  If you think you are tough enough, 
please respond to the Gladiatorial Commission.  Please include the following 
information:

     * Name and arena
     * A description including height, general appearance, preferred weapon, 
       additional talents, and personality.  
     * Explain why you want to face this deadly threat.  

Thank you.

                                         -- Keel Woodhaven, spy reporter for arena 101

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SHADRACH was devastated by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MOD COD vanquished MR. BRATWURST in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
JEDI YETI savagely defeated SHOPPING CART in a action packed 3 minute bloody fight.
BALDING GRAY was devastated by TELGOR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
HARD KNOCKS was devastated by CARNATION in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
TAX PENALTY was overpowered by RODEKILL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
$5 PROMINATOR was overcome by RAYNER in a 2 minute fight.
FIZZ AND FURS was viciously subdued by SHARK in a action packed 4 minute melee.
HYDRA viciously subdued SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
GURGLES vanquished HEADACHE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GREAT WHITE SHARK was overpowered by MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   3 -  0      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   8 -  0      62  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  12 -  0      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK    1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  23 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        14 -  21 -  0      40  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  32 -  0      33  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 288 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           380 222  5  343 RHYME TYME (385)
STRIKING ATTACK  CARNATION 97-7598          25  39  5  216 FLOWER POWER (444)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     137  71  0  214 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK   MR. BRATWURST 42-5106      60  49  1  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    SHOPPING CART 72-6836      35  42  1  198 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555       110  91  1  185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  SHADRACH 18-8976           26  18  0  174 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              68 115  3  170 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE     GURGLES 18-10111           40  39  2  100 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JEDI YETI 18-10860.  The ten other most popular fighters were FIZZ AND FURS 
18-9959, SHARK 31-6525, RODEKILL 42-4564, HYDRA 20-934, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, RAYNER 
20-182, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, MOD COD 55-2638, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, and CARNATION 
97-7598.

The least popular fighter this week was GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were SHADRACH 18-8976, HEADACHE 28-5609, SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 
42-5105, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, MR. 
BRATWURST 42-5106, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, GURGLES 18-10111, and CARNATION 97-7598.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          3  2 0  RODEKI(42)           1  5 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             2  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887        28  32  2   82  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 JEDI YETI 18-10860          76  64  3  238  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               68 115  3  170  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 HEADACHE 28-5609            26  24  1   57  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 SHARK 31-6525               32  57  0  148  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106       60  49  1  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            380 222  5  343  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836       35  42  1  198  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001   18  16  0   59  VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 CARNATION 97-7598           25  39  5  216  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE