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Date : 10/11/2022 Duedate: 10/24/2022
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 290
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 HERO'S INC 20/463 6 4 0 60.0 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1306 927 9 58.5 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 6 DEFROSTED 75/455 139 239 4 36.8
3 RHYME TYME 55/385 486 351 4 58.1 CON + INSULT 32/442
5 SHEPHERDS 18/359 502 660 9 43.2 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BASH BROS BODY 28/452 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457 7 VICIOUS FISH 75/461 5 10 0 33.3
BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460 8 DEADLINE 20/432 44 92 1 32.4
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hullo hullo!
There were 21 fights today, including just two challenges. Two poor souls died,
including one stand-in. Kano Clan avoided Authors, but that didn't turn out well.
CUP O'PIZZA (10-5397) (57-25-0,238) of THE JERKS challenged SCHARV (51-1209) (88-
98-0,259) of SKAITHVARN. CUP O'PIZZA was viciously subdued by SCHARV in a 5 minute
Challenge Title fight. Scharv was the most challenged fighter today. So, Scharv is
still our Keeper and top Total Parry, and I guess we'll get another column next turn.
Thanks, Scharv. Cup O'Pizza is this turn's best Parry-Strike.
MOMORO YAMA (21-8879) (45-28-0,197) of KANO CLAN challenged PATRICIA CORNWELL
(21-3909) (76-112-1,205) of AUTHORS. MOMORO YAMA was killed by PATRICIA CORNWELL in
an exciting 3 minute Challenge melee. See what I meant about that challenge not
turning out well? Patty Cornwell is now top Slasher. But Patricia Cornwell got 69
more points.
...Which means Lennon is no longer the top Slasher. LENNON (5-4087) (91-86-3,230)
of JOHNS fought BEELRETH (84-41537) (38-20-1,242) of 102ND DIRE LANCERS. LENNON
vanquished BEELRETH in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SIR TRISTAN (60-9075) (36-30-1,226) of MYTHICAL KNIGHTS fought SHEWISH GIANT
(104-25) (0-0-0,181). SIR TRISTAN savagely defeated SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing
3 minute bloody match. Sir Tristan is our most highly recognized Lunger.
VOODOO TOAD (85-14776) (59-18-0,237) of DARK TOADS fought MORIKAWA YOTSU (21-
8315) (41-27-0,189) of KANO CLAN. VOODOO TOAD vanquished MORIKAWA YOTSU in an
exciting 1 minute mismatched fight. Voodoo Toad remains our reigning Aimed Blow.
Years ago, Aimed Blows didn't used to be scary but they are these days, aren't they?
Morikawa Yotsu is Darkholm's leading Parry-Lunge, as he was last turn.
DRACSI (12-7156) (77-47-2,218) of DARK CONSTRUCTS fought KHEFRAS (7-1930) (60-97-
0,200) of CASTAWAYS. DRACSI devastated KHEFRAS in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BRICKTOP (18-7955) (85-90-0,192) of WASTELAND fought ADABEMIS & BALMADOR (42-
1671) (51-93-0,163) of HIGHLANDERS. BRICKTOP unbelievably bested ADABEMIS & BALMADOR
in an action packed 3 minute melee. Bricktop is hot, isn't she?
NIGHT STALKER (29-262) (76-87-3,182) of LIVING DEAD fought ATHENA (7-6674) (66-
50-1,205) of THE MENTORS 12. NIGHT STALKER was vanquished by ATHENA in an action
packed 2 minute gory uneven fight.
DARWIN (10-6236) (62-68-0,206) of THE MENTORS fought RAMYL (85-4491) (64-61-
2,210) of DARK CONSTRUCTS IX. DARWIN was overpowered by RAMYL in a popular 2 minute
gory uneven match. Darwin lost 15 points due to this fight.
KYLROI (40-4534) (62-53-0,197) of GRIZZLED VETERANS fought WOLFGANG (6-7339) (34-
25-2,198) of TOTAL POSERS. KYLROI was subdued by WOLFGANG in a 2 minute match.
Here's the second death of the day. EVILYONE (42-5125) (38-23-2,194) of OBSIDIAN
HALL fought SHADOWMANE (104-28) (0-0-0,200). EVILYONE was dealt death by SHADOWMANE
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict. Crowd pleasing? Horrifying, I'd say.
GRUNDWULF (6-7233) (38-48-3,193) of BLOODHAMMER CLAN fought GAOL (5-5891) (39-32-
1,203) of YOU DON'T SAY. GRUNDWULF subdued GAOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
Grundwulf is Darkholm's highest ranked Wall of Steel.
RED FUSION (6-5480) (126-85-0,193) of IT'S NEW! fought BILLY BLANKS (1-9375) (61-
54-0,209) of PITCH PERFECT. RED FUSION was savagely defeated by BILLY BLANKS in a 7
minute conflict.
CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (102-113-0,206) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought MOE (33-
3772) (29-28-3,176) of FLIRT WITH DIRT. CRACK IS CHEAP slimly won victory over MOE in
a crowd pleasing 8 minute gruesome bout. Ah! Today, Mr. Cheap is both the overall
popularity leader and this turn's favorite.
ANVIAM (56-4571) (27-29-2,173) of GRIZZLED VETERANS! fought EVERYTHING ZEN (7-
6959) (29-18-0,170) of BUSH. ANVIAM overcame EVERYTHING ZEN in a crowd pleasing 2
minute bout.
ADOLF HITLER (33-3813) (36-25-0,164) of FLIRT WITH DIRT fought THE EUNUCH (1-
5000) (24-32-1,147) of SOUL HAREM. ADOLF HITLER bested THE EUNUCH in a popular 6
minute brawl. A manager told me that Adolf Hitler is pretty much universally
disliked. And he is certainly this turn's least favorite fighter.
WINNING SIDE (6-4276) (31-30-1,144) of OINGO BOINGO fought 2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190)
(69-236-2,131) of JUST BECAUSE. WINNING SIDE savagely defeated 2 + 2 = 4 in a
exciting 4 minute brutal match.
WRAITH (22-7435) (31-18-4,139) of SHADOW LANCERS fought GUM GATHERER (36-8289)
(26-11-0,126) of FROST FREE. WRAITH was narrowly defeated by GUM GATHERER in a crowd
pleasing 6 minute fight.
BRITT STONE (85-3285) (17-11-2,67) of HIRED GUNS fought CHALEUR (1-7415) (15-28-
1,63) of SOUL HAREM. BRITT STONE viciously subdued CHALEUR in a popular 1 minute
gruesome bout.
Here's our last stylemaster. DEEP SIX (81-3597) (20-6-2,40) of KILL 'EM ALL
fought GODOBOLD TINYFOOT (85-41017) (21-9-0,88) of DARK HOBBITS VII. DEEP SIX was
demolished by GODOBOLD TINYFOOT in an action packed 1 minute uneven bout. Deep Six
continues as our arena's top Striker.
ROHNERT (33-7070) (16-13-1,83) of MAGUS MAJESTATIS fought THIRD BEER (31-6874)
(25-22-0,85) of AFTER MIDNIGHT. ROHNERT was bested by THIRD BEER in an exciting 4
minute gory bout.
That's all for today. Have a great two weeks. Jump into as many big piles of autumn
leaves as you can, and hope there aren't any rakes at the bottom.
-- Malic of Talcama
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 382 222 5 405 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 62 49 1 234 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CARNATION 97-7598 26 40 5 213 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 138 72 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 65 78 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 62 46 1 204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 112 91 1 202 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JEDI YETI 18-10860 76 66 3 187 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
MANAGING UP 32-6819 41 52 0 187 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 38 38 4 187 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 36 43 1 184 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 40 54 1 177 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
RODEKILL 42-4564 33 31 2 176 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SHADRACH 18-8976 26 20 0 176 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 68 117 3 165 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 42 31 2 154 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 43 26 0 145 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
HYDRA 20-934 29 22 0 128 HERO'S INC (463) SEAM
SHARK 31-6525 32 59 0 121 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
-REDDIG 81-1838 30 12 0 105 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
-YORKE 81-2085 23 7 0 105 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 29 33 2 86 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
HEADACHE 28-5609 27 25 1 83 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105 28 15 0 81 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GURGLES 18-10111 40 41 2 75 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001 19 17 0 71 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461) JADE MOUNTAIN
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 20 8 0 63 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SHADRACH was devastated by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MOD COD vanquished CHATROOMMATE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
MR. BRATWURST overpowered TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
MANAGING UP was overpowered by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TOUCH BASE was devastated by BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RODEKILL was devastated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JEDI YETI was handily defeated by CARNATION in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SHOPPING CART viciously subdued RAYNER in a action packed 6 minute gruesome duel.
HYDRA was overpowered by TAX PENALTY in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
SHARK was overpowered by FIZZ AND FURS in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
GREAT WHITE SHARK was luckily beaten by SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS in a 3 minute match.
THE OVEN BIRD was bested by HEADACHE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal conflict.
GURGLES was subdued by MARVIN HAGLER in a 2 minute brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 7 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 3 - 0 73 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 13 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 7 - 0 61 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 16 - 19 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 22 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 36 - 0 33 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
Turn 290 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 382 222 5 405 RHYME TYME (385)
BASHING ATTACK MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 62 49 1 234 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK CARNATION 97-7598 26 40 5 213 FLOWER POWER (444)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 138 72 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 62 46 1 204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 38 38 4 187 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
SLASHING ATTACK RODEKILL 42-4564 33 31 2 176 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 68 117 3 165 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE GURGLES 18-10111 40 41 2 75 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was SHOPPING CART 72-6836. The ten other most popular fighters were GREAT WHITE
SHARK 75-4001, RAYNER 20-182, HEADACHE 28-5609, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, SNUGGLE UP AND
FUSS 42-5105, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, MOD COD 55-2638, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865,
BALDING GRAY 42-5022, and FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959.
The least popular fighter this week was JEDI YETI 18-10860. The other ten least
popular fighters were RODEKILL 42-4564, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, MANAGING UP 32-6819,
SHADRACH 18-8976, GURGLES 18-10111, SHARK 31-6525, HYDRA 20-934, CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, and THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 4 0 ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 0 2 0
MORYA(28) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 5 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 29 33 2 86 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 138 72 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 68 117 3 165 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
HEADACHE 28-5609 27 25 1 83 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
SHARK 31-6525 32 59 0 121 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
MANAGING UP 32-6819 41 52 0 187 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 38 38 4 187 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 62 49 1 234 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 382 222 5 405 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 36 43 1 184 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001 19 17 0 71 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461) JADE MOUNTAIN
CARNATION 97-7598 26 40 5 213 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE