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Date   : 10/11/2022    Duedate: 10/24/2022

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 290

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 HERO'S INC 20/463      6    4   0 60.0      BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1306  927   9 58.5      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    6 DEFROSTED 75/455     139  239   4 36.8
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    486  351   4 58.1      CON + INSULT 32/442
  5 SHEPHERDS 18/359     502  660   9 43.2      FLOWER POWER 97/444
    BASH BROS BODY 28/452                       HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457                    7 VICIOUS FISH 75/461    5   10   0 33.3
    BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460                  8 DEADLINE 20/432       44   92   1 32.4

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hullo hullo!

There were 21 fights today, including just two challenges.  Two poor souls died, 
including one stand-in.  Kano Clan avoided Authors, but that didn't turn out well.

     CUP O'PIZZA (10-5397) (57-25-0,238) of THE JERKS challenged SCHARV (51-1209) (88-
98-0,259) of SKAITHVARN.  CUP O'PIZZA was viciously subdued by SCHARV in a 5 minute 
Challenge Title fight.  Scharv was the most challenged fighter today.  So, Scharv is 
still our Keeper and top Total Parry, and I guess we'll get another column next turn.  
Thanks, Scharv.  Cup O'Pizza is this turn's best Parry-Strike.
     MOMORO YAMA (21-8879) (45-28-0,197) of KANO CLAN challenged PATRICIA CORNWELL 
(21-3909) (76-112-1,205) of AUTHORS.  MOMORO YAMA was killed by PATRICIA CORNWELL in 
an exciting 3 minute Challenge melee.  See what I meant about that challenge not 
turning out well?  Patty Cornwell is now top Slasher.  But Patricia Cornwell got 69 
more points.
    ...Which means Lennon is no longer the top Slasher.  LENNON (5-4087) (91-86-3,230) 
of JOHNS fought BEELRETH (84-41537) (38-20-1,242) of 102ND DIRE LANCERS.  LENNON 
vanquished BEELRETH in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
     SIR TRISTAN (60-9075) (36-30-1,226) of MYTHICAL KNIGHTS fought SHEWISH GIANT 
(104-25) (0-0-0,181).  SIR TRISTAN savagely defeated SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 
3 minute bloody match.  Sir Tristan is our most highly recognized Lunger.
     VOODOO TOAD (85-14776) (59-18-0,237) of DARK TOADS fought MORIKAWA YOTSU (21-
8315) (41-27-0,189) of KANO CLAN.  VOODOO TOAD vanquished MORIKAWA YOTSU in an 
exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.  Voodoo Toad remains our reigning Aimed Blow.  
Years ago, Aimed Blows didn't used to be scary but they are these days, aren't they?  
Morikawa Yotsu is Darkholm's leading Parry-Lunge, as he was last turn.
     DRACSI (12-7156) (77-47-2,218) of DARK CONSTRUCTS fought KHEFRAS (7-1930) (60-97-
0,200) of CASTAWAYS.  DRACSI devastated KHEFRAS in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
     BRICKTOP (18-7955) (85-90-0,192) of WASTELAND fought ADABEMIS & BALMADOR (42-
1671) (51-93-0,163) of HIGHLANDERS.  BRICKTOP unbelievably bested ADABEMIS & BALMADOR 
in an action packed 3 minute melee.  Bricktop is hot, isn't she?
     NIGHT STALKER (29-262) (76-87-3,182) of LIVING DEAD fought ATHENA (7-6674) (66-
50-1,205) of THE MENTORS 12.  NIGHT STALKER was vanquished by ATHENA in an action 
packed 2 minute gory uneven fight.
     DARWIN (10-6236) (62-68-0,206) of THE MENTORS fought RAMYL (85-4491) (64-61-
2,210) of DARK CONSTRUCTS IX.  DARWIN was overpowered by RAMYL in a popular 2 minute 
gory uneven match.  Darwin lost 15 points due to this fight.
     KYLROI (40-4534) (62-53-0,197) of GRIZZLED VETERANS fought WOLFGANG (6-7339) (34-
25-2,198) of TOTAL POSERS.  KYLROI was subdued by WOLFGANG in a 2 minute match.
     Here's the second death of the day.  EVILYONE (42-5125) (38-23-2,194) of OBSIDIAN 
HALL fought SHADOWMANE (104-28) (0-0-0,200).  EVILYONE was dealt death by SHADOWMANE 
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.  Crowd pleasing?  Horrifying, I'd say.
     GRUNDWULF (6-7233) (38-48-3,193) of BLOODHAMMER CLAN fought GAOL (5-5891) (39-32-
1,203) of YOU DON'T SAY.  GRUNDWULF subdued GAOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.  
Grundwulf is Darkholm's highest ranked Wall of Steel.
     RED FUSION (6-5480) (126-85-0,193) of IT'S NEW! fought BILLY BLANKS (1-9375) (61-
54-0,209) of PITCH PERFECT.  RED FUSION was savagely defeated by BILLY BLANKS in a 7 
minute conflict.
     CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (102-113-0,206) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought MOE (33-
3772) (29-28-3,176) of FLIRT WITH DIRT.  CRACK IS CHEAP slimly won victory over MOE in 
a crowd pleasing 8 minute gruesome bout.  Ah!  Today, Mr. Cheap is both the overall 
popularity leader and this turn's favorite.
     ANVIAM (56-4571) (27-29-2,173) of GRIZZLED VETERANS! fought EVERYTHING ZEN (7-
6959) (29-18-0,170) of BUSH.  ANVIAM overcame EVERYTHING ZEN in a crowd pleasing 2 
minute bout.
     ADOLF HITLER (33-3813) (36-25-0,164) of FLIRT WITH DIRT fought THE EUNUCH (1-
5000) (24-32-1,147) of SOUL HAREM.  ADOLF HITLER bested THE EUNUCH in a popular 6 
minute brawl.  A manager told me that Adolf Hitler is pretty much universally 
disliked.  And he is certainly this turn's least favorite fighter.
     WINNING SIDE (6-4276) (31-30-1,144) of OINGO BOINGO fought 2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190) 
(69-236-2,131) of JUST BECAUSE.  WINNING SIDE savagely defeated 2 + 2 = 4 in a 
exciting 4 minute brutal match.
     WRAITH (22-7435) (31-18-4,139) of SHADOW LANCERS fought GUM GATHERER (36-8289) 
(26-11-0,126) of FROST FREE.  WRAITH was narrowly defeated by GUM GATHERER in a crowd 
pleasing 6 minute fight.
     BRITT STONE (85-3285) (17-11-2,67) of HIRED GUNS fought CHALEUR (1-7415) (15-28-
1,63) of SOUL HAREM.  BRITT STONE viciously subdued CHALEUR in a popular 1 minute 
gruesome bout.
     Here's our last stylemaster.  DEEP SIX (81-3597) (20-6-2,40) of KILL 'EM ALL 
fought GODOBOLD TINYFOOT (85-41017) (21-9-0,88) of DARK HOBBITS VII.  DEEP SIX was 
demolished by GODOBOLD TINYFOOT in an action packed 1 minute uneven bout.  Deep Six 
continues as our arena's top Striker.
     ROHNERT (33-7070) (16-13-1,83) of MAGUS MAJESTATIS fought THIRD BEER (31-6874) 
(25-22-0,85) of AFTER MIDNIGHT.  ROHNERT was bested by THIRD BEER in an exciting 4 
minute gory bout.

That's all for today.  Have a great two weeks.  Jump into as many big piles of autumn 
leaves as you can, and hope there aren't any rakes at the bottom.

                                             -- Malic of Talcama

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             382 222  5  405  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        62  49  1  234  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CARNATION 97-7598            26  40  5  213  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       138  72  0  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         65  78  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        62  46  1  204  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555         112  91  1  202  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           76  66  3  187  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          41  52  0  187  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    38  38  4  187  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        36  43  1  184  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           40  54  1  177  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 RODEKILL 42-4564             33  31  2  176  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SHADRACH 18-8976             26  20  0  176  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182                68 117  3  165  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          42  31  2  154  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959        43  26  0  145  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HYDRA 20-934                 29  22  0  128  HERO'S INC (463)           SEAM
 SHARK 31-6525                32  59  0  121  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
-REDDIG 81-1838               30  12  0  105  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
-YORKE 81-2085                23   7  0  105  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         29  33  2   86  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 HEADACHE 28-5609             27  25  1   83  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105  28  15  0   81  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 GURGLES 18-10111             40  41  2   75  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001    19  17  0   71  VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934        20   8  0   63  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SHADRACH was devastated by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MOD COD vanquished CHATROOMMATE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
MR. BRATWURST overpowered TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
MANAGING UP was overpowered by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TOUCH BASE was devastated by BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RODEKILL was devastated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JEDI YETI was handily defeated by CARNATION in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SHOPPING CART viciously subdued RAYNER in a action packed 6 minute gruesome duel.
HYDRA was overpowered by TAX PENALTY in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
SHARK was overpowered by FIZZ AND FURS in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
GREAT WHITE SHARK was luckily beaten by SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS in a 3 minute match.
THE OVEN BIRD was bested by HEADACHE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal conflict.
GURGLES was subdued by MARVIN HAGLER in a 2 minute brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  13 -  0      62  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        16 -  19 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  22 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  36 -  0      33  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 290 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  4         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           382 222  5  405 RHYME TYME (385)
BASHING ATTACK   MR. BRATWURST 42-5106      62  49  1  234 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  CARNATION 97-7598          26  40  5  213 FLOWER POWER (444)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     138  72  0  210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107      62  46  1  204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865  38  38  4  187 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
SLASHING ATTACK  RODEKILL 42-4564           33  31  2  176 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              68 117  3  165 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE     GURGLES 18-10111           40  41  2   75 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SHOPPING CART 72-6836.  The ten other most popular fighters were GREAT WHITE 
SHARK 75-4001, RAYNER 20-182, HEADACHE 28-5609, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, SNUGGLE UP AND 
FUSS 42-5105, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, MOD COD 55-2638, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, 
BALDING GRAY 42-5022, and FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959.

The least popular fighter this week was JEDI YETI 18-10860.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were RODEKILL 42-4564, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, MANAGING UP 32-6819, 
SHADRACH 18-8976, GURGLES 18-10111, SHARK 31-6525, HYDRA 20-934, CHATROOMMATE 
18-10034, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, and THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  4 0  ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  2 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           5  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887        29  33  2   86  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      138  72  0  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               68 117  3  165  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 HEADACHE 28-5609            27  25  1   83  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 SHARK 31-6525               32  59  0  121  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 MANAGING UP 32-6819         41  52  0  187  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   38  38  4  187  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106       62  49  1  234  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            382 222  5  405  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836       36  43  1  184  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001   19  17  0   71  VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 CARNATION 97-7598           26  40  5  213  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE