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Date : 10/25/2022 Duedate: 11/07/2022
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 291
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1314 929 9 58.6 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 6 VICIOUS FISH 75/461 6 10 0 37.5
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 487 351 4 58.1 7 DEFROSTED 75/455 140 243 4 36.6
3 HERO'S INC 20/463 6 5 0 54.5 CON + INSULT 32/442
5 SHEPHERDS 18/359 502 666 9 43.0 FLOWER POWER 97/444
BASH BROS BODY 28/452 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457 8 DEADLINE 20/432 45 92 1 32.8
BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there.
It's raining, too gray and chilly for exclamation points. Bleh.
Well, there were thirteen fights today. Three were challenges. There was just one
stand-in: Gojiro. I wouldn't want to face Gojiro. Shepherds avoided Deadline. I
would have avoided Gojiro.
SHADRACH (18-8976) (26-20-0,176) of SHEPHERDS challenged CHATROOMMATE (18-10034)
(138-72-0,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS. SHADRACH was devastated by CHATROOMMATE in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight. Shadrach is top Slasher, and Chatroommate is top
Parry-Lunge. But Shadrach gained 4 points of recognition for losing.
SHARK (31-6525) (32-59-0,121) of BASH BROS OCEAN challenged RAYNER (20-182) (68-
117-3,165) of DEADLINE. SHARK was demolished by RAYNER in a popular 2 minute one-
sided Challenge melee. Rayner is our top Parry-Riposte.
HEADACHE (28-5609) (27-25-1,83) of BASH BROS BODY challenged GURGLES (18-10111)
(40-41-2,75) of CENTER FOR OLDS. HEADACHE was devastated by GURGLES in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge contest. Gurgles is our leading Parry-Strike, and was the most
challenged fighter today.
MOD COD (55-2638) (382-222-5,405) of RHYME TYME fought MR. BRATWURST (42-5106)
(62-49-1,234) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD overpowered MR. BRATWURST in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched Title match. So. Mod Cod is still our top Lunger,
Champion of the Horn, and overall popularity leader. And he gained 18 points for this
fight. Mr. Bratwurst is still our highest-ranked Basher.
Here we go. CARNATION (97-7598) (26-40-5,213) of FLOWER POWER fought GOJIRO
(107-31) (0-0-0,220). CARNATION was vanquished by GOJIRO in an exciting 1 minute
mismatched fight. I don't know that I'd call that exciting. Depressing is more like
it. But Carnation is still Storm Rock's top Striker.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (38-38-4,187) of HOUSE JHEREG fought HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (112-91-1,202) of COLOR ME SUAVE. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was viciously subdued by
HARD KNOCKS in a 2 minute competition. But Mr. of Smallcliff is still our best Wall
of Steel.
JEDI YETI (18-10860) (76-66-3,187) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SHOPPING CART (72-
6836) (36-43-1,184) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE. JEDI YETI viciously subdued SHOPPING CART
in an action packed 3 minute gruesome duel. That was a pretty good fight! Jedi Yeti
is this turn's favorite fighter.
BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (65-78-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MANAGING UP (32-
6819) (41-52-0,187) of CON + INSULT. BALDING GRAY overpowered MANAGING UP in a 2
minute uneven duel.
$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (62-46-1,204) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TOUCH BASE (32-
6828) (40-54-1,177) of CON + INSULT. $5 PROMINATOR overpowered TOUCH BASE in a 1
minute one-sided fight. The Prominator is Storm Rock's most highly ranked Aimed Blow.
TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (42-31-2,154) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought FIZZ AND FURS
(18-9959) (43-26-0,145) of CENTER FOR OLDS. TAX PENALTY slimly lost to FIZZ AND FURS
in a 2 minute bout.
RODEKILL (42-4564) (33-31-2,176) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought HYDRA (20-934) (29-22-
0,128) of HERO'S INC. RODEKILL overpowered HYDRA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
Today, Hydra is the least popular fighter here.
GREAT WHITE SHARK (75-4001) (19-17-0,71) of VICIOUS FISH 2021 fought MARVIN
HAGLER (16-887) (29-33-2,86) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR. GREAT WHITE SHARK devastated
MARVIN HAGLER in an exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict. Whoops! Mr. Hagler lost
17 points for that.
THE OVEN BIRD (75-3934) (20-8-0,63) of DEFROSTED fought SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS (42-
5105) (28-15-0,81) of COLOR ME SUAVE. THE OVEN BIRD slimly won victory over SNUGGLE
UP AND FUSS in a 4 minute bout. The Oven Bird gained 22 points of recognition for
this victory.
So that's all for today. Stay dry!
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 383 222 5 423 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 139 72 0 218 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 66 78 0 218 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 62 50 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 63 46 1 209 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 113 91 1 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JEDI YETI 18-10860 77 66 3 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 38 39 4 191 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
CARNATION 97-7598 26 41 5 191 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 36 44 1 184 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MANAGING UP 32-6819 41 53 0 180 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
SHADRACH 18-8976 26 21 0 180 SHEPHERDS (359) TALCAMA
RODEKILL 42-4564 34 31 2 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 40 55 1 177 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
RAYNER 20-182 69 117 3 167 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959 44 26 0 162 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 42 32 2 150 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
HYDRA 20-934 29 23 0 131 HERO'S INC (463) SEAM
SHARK 31-6525 32 60 0 122 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
-REDDIG 81-1838 30 12 0 105 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
-YORKE 81-2085 23 7 0 105 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GURGLES 18-10111 41 41 2 90 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001 20 17 0 90 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461) JADE MOUNTAIN
-THE HANDYMAN 20-942 21 24 1 88 ROBO VILLAGE (456) SEAM
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 21 8 0 85 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105 28 16 0 73 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 29 34 2 69 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
HEADACHE 28-5609 27 26 1 69 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SHADRACH was devastated by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SHARK was demolished by RAYNER in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HEADACHE was devastated by GURGLES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
MOD COD overpowered MR. BRATWURST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Title match.
CARNATION was vanquished by GOJIRO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was viciously subdued by HARD KNOCKS in a 2 minute competition.
JEDI YETI viciously subdued SHOPPING CART in a action packed 3 minute gruesome duel.
BALDING GRAY overpowered MANAGING UP in a 2 minute uneven duel.
$5 PROMINATOR overpowered TOUCH BASE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TAX PENALTY slimly lost to FIZZ AND FURS in a 2 minute bout.
RODEKILL overpowered HYDRA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GREAT WHITE SHARK devastated MARVIN HAGLER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
THE OVEN BIRD slimly won victory over SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS in a 4 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 7 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 7 - 0 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 14 - 0 61 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 16 - 17 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 24 - 1 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 37 - 0 34 |
Turn 291 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 4 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 383 222 5 423 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 139 72 0 218 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK MR. BRATWURST 42-5106 62 50 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 63 46 1 209 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 38 39 4 191 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
STRIKING ATTACK CARNATION 97-7598 26 41 5 191 FLOWER POWER (444)
SLASHING ATTACK SHADRACH 18-8976 26 21 0 180 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 69 117 3 167 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE GURGLES 18-10111 41 41 2 90 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was JEDI YETI 18-10860. The ten other most popular fighters were RAYNER 20-182,
SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, MOD COD 55-2638, CARNATION 97-7598,
BALDING GRAY 42-5022, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001, THE OVEN BIRD
75-3934, and CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.
The least popular fighter this week was HYDRA 20-934. The other ten least popular
fighters were TOUCH BASE 32-6828, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, HEADACHE 28-5609, MARVIN
HAGLER 16-887, SHADRACH 18-8976, RODEKILL 42-4564, MANAGING UP 32-6819, MR. BRATWURST
42-5106, GURGLES 18-10111, and SHARK 31-6525.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 4 1 0 ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 2 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 29 34 2 69 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 139 72 0 218 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 69 117 3 167 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
HEADACHE 28-5609 27 26 1 69 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
SHARK 31-6525 32 60 0 122 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
MANAGING UP 32-6819 41 53 0 180 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 38 39 4 191 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 66 78 0 218 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 383 222 5 423 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 36 44 1 184 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001 20 17 0 90 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461) JADE MOUNTAIN
CARNATION 97-7598 26 41 5 191 FLOWER POWER (444) SHADOW GROVE