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Date   : 11/08/2022    Duedate: 11/21/2022

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 292

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1322  931   9 58.7      BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    488  351   4 58.2      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
  3 HERO'S INC 20/463      6    6   0 50.0    6 VICIOUS FISH 75/461    6   11   0 35.3
    BASH BROS BODY 28/452                     7 DEADLINE 20/432       46   92   1 33.3
    BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hi there.

Yup, it was a pretty slow day at Storm Rock arena.  I guess everyone was worn out from 
the tourney.  There were just twelve fights here today, not counting the cussing 
barmaid who ejected Mod Cod from the Pizza Haus for groping the bartender.  Shepherds 
avoided Con + Insult.  Nobody died.

     SHADRACH (18-8976) (26-21-0,180) of SHEPHERDS challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) 
(113-91-1,207) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SHADRACH was devastated by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Hard Knocks is still the highest ranked Aimed 
Blow.  Shadrach is still top Slasher.
     SHARK (31-6525) (32-60-0,122) of BASH BROS OCEAN challenged RAYNER (20-182) (69-
117-3,167) of DEADLINE.  SHARK lost to RAYNER in an action packed 2 minute Challenge 
battle.  Shark lost, but got six points for a brave challenge.  Rayner is our top 
Parry-Riposte.
     MOD COD (55-2638) (383-222-5,423) of RHYME TYME fought BALDING GRAY (42-5022) 
(66-78-0,218) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MOD COD demolished BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute uneven 
Title fight.  Mod Cod is still our Champion of the Horn and most highly recognized 
Lunger.  The Cod is also our overall popularity leader, but not with a certain 
barmaid.
     CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (139-72-0,218) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SHOPPING CART 
(72-6836) (36-44-1,184) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE.  CHATROOMMATE devastated SHOPPING CART 
in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.  The Chatty one remains our leading 
Parry-Lunge.  Shopping Cart is our best Wall of Steel.
     MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (62-50-1,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25) 
(0-0-0,181).  MR. BRATWURST devastated CLOTTO in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven 
brawl.  Bratwurst is top Basher.
     $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (63-46-1,209) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH 
(107-22) (0-0-0,181).  $5 PROMINATOR overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 1 minute 
mismatched brawl.
     JEDI YETI (18-10860) (77-66-3,194) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN 
(107-26) (0-0-0,200).  JEDI YETI won victory over RIRORNI CAPTAIN in an action packed 
2 minute gruesome duel.  Jedi Yeti is today's most popular fighter.  That Rirorni 
Captain is getting old, but he's always been dangerous.
     RODEKILL (42-4564) (34-31-2,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TAX PENALTY (72-7311) 
(42-32-2,150) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE.  RODEKILL was overpowered by TAX PENALTY in a 1 
minute uneven duel.  Uh oh, Rodekill was the least popular fighter this turn.  Tax 
Penalty gained 26 points for this vidtory.
     FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (44-26-0,162) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought HYDRA (20-934) 
(29-23-0,131) of HERO'S INC.  FIZZ AND FURS defeated HYDRA in an exciting 1 minute 
fight.
    GREAT WHITE SHARK (75-4001) (20-17-0,90) of VICIOUS FISH 2021 fought GURGLES (18-
10111) (41-41-2,90) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  GREAT WHITE SHARK was overcome by GURGLES in 
a popular 3 minute bout.  So Gurgles is still our top Parry-Strike.
     SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS (42-5105) (28-16-0,73) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MARVIN HAGLER 
(16-887) (29-34-2,69) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR.  SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS demolished MARVIN 
HAGLER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
     HEADACHE (28-5609) (27-26-1,69) of BASH BROS BODY fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) 
(0-0-0,30).  HEADACHE was handily defeated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided 
contest.  Oops!  Headache lost 30 points for this.

The Unknown Spymaster claims they pay him ten gold for each spy report.  How big are 
those pieces of gold?  Sequins?  Specks?  So that's all.  The weather is holding fair, 
so enjoy it while it lasts.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             384 222  5  434  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       140  72  0  225  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        63  50  1  218  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555         114  91  1  215  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        64  46  1  215  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         66  79  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           78  66  3  205  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        36  45  1  195  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
-TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    38  39  4  191  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
-CARNATION 97-7598            26  41  5  191  FLOWER POWER (444)         SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MANAGING UP 32-6819          41  53  0  180  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 SHADRACH 18-8976             26  22  0  180  SHEPHERDS (359)            TALCAMA
-TOUCH BASE 32-6828           40  55  1  177  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          43  32  2  176  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 RAYNER 20-182                70 117  3  169  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959        45  26  0  164  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RODEKILL 42-4564             34  32  2  157  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HYDRA 20-934                 29  24  0  140  HERO'S INC (463)           SEAM
 SHARK 31-6525                32  61  0  128  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GURGLES 18-10111             42  41  2   98  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THE HANDYMAN 20-942          21  24  1   88  ROBO VILLAGE (456)         SEAM
 GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001    20  18  0   88  VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461)    JADE MOUNTAIN
-THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934        21   8  0   85  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105  29  16  0   82  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         29  35  2   63  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 HEADACHE 28-5609             27  27  1   39  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SHADRACH was devastated by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SHARK lost to RAYNER in a action packed 2 minute Challenge battle.
MOD COD demolished BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
CHATROOMMATE devastated SHOPPING CART in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
MR. BRATWURST devastated CLOTTO in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
$5 PROMINATOR overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
JEDI YETI won victory over RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a action packed 2 minute gruesome duel.
RODEKILL was overpowered by TAX PENALTY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FIZZ AND FURS defeated HYDRA in a exciting 1 minute fight.
GREAT WHITE SHARK was overcome by GURGLES in a popular 3 minute bout.
SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS demolished MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HEADACHE was handily defeated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  14 -  0      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        15 -  16 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  23 -  1      43  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         WALL OF STEEL     20 -  36 -  0      36  |

Turn 292 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           384 222  5  434 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     140  72  0  225 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK   MR. BRATWURST 42-5106      63  50  1  218 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555       114  91  1  215 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    SHOPPING CART 72-6836      36  45  1  195 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)
SLASHING ATTACK  SHADRACH 18-8976           26  22  0  180 SHEPHERDS (359)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              70 117  3  169 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE     GURGLES 18-10111           42  41  2   98 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JEDI YETI 18-10860.  The ten other most popular fighters were RAYNER 20-182, MR. 
BRATWURST 42-5106, GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, $5 PROMINATOR 
42-5107, GURGLES 18-10111, MOD COD 55-2638, FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, HYDRA 20-934, and 
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.

The least popular fighter this week was RODEKILL 42-4564.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BALDING GRAY 42-5022, SHADRACH 18-8976, HEADACHE 28-5609, 
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, SHOPPING CART 
72-6836, SHARK 31-6525, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, and HYDRA 20-934.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887        29  35  2   63  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      140  72  0  225  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               70 117  3  169  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 HEADACHE 28-5609            27  27  1   39  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 SHARK 31-6525               32  61  0  128  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106       63  50  1  218  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            384 222  5  434  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836       36  45  1  195  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001   20  18  0   88  VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461)    JADE MOUNTAIN