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Date   : 12/06/2022    Duedate: 12/19/2022

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 294

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1336  937   9 58.8      BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    489  352   4 58.1      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
  3 HERO'S INC 20/463      7    7   0 50.0    5 DEFROSTED 75/455     141  251   4 36.0
    BASH BROS BODY 28/452                       HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457                    6 DEADLINE 20/432       46   94   1 32.9

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there, Storm Rock

There were just twelve fights today in the arena, although two farmwives went at it in 
a barn as well.  No one died, no one challenged, no one avoided. 

     MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (64-50-1,310) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SHOPPING CART (72-
6836) (37-45-1,202) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE.  MR. BRATWURST devastated SHOPPING CART in 
a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.  Mr. Bratwurst is Champion of the Horn and top 
Basher.  Shopping Cart is our most highly ranked Wall of Steel.
     CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (141-72-0,234) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MOD COD (55-
2638) (384-223-5,194) of RHYME TYME.  CHATROOMMATE was demolished by MOD COD in a 
popular 1 minute one-sided melee.  As usual, the Cod is our overall popularity leader 
and top Lunger.  Mod Cod gained 49 recognition points for this win.
     BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (67-79-0,218) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 
(35-4865) (38-40-4,200) of HOUSE JHEREG.  BALDING GRAY vanquished TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in 
a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.  Mr. Gray is our leading Parry-Lunge.
     HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (114-92-1,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TOUCH BASE (32-
6828) (40-56-1,178) of CON + INSULT.  HARD KNOCKS overpowered TOUCH BASE in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.  Hard Knocks is still the leading Aimed Blow.
     JEDI YETI (18-10860) (79-66-3,209) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MANAGING UP (32-
6819) (41-54-0,174) of CON + INSULT.  JEDI YETI overpowered MANAGING UP in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.  Managing Up is the least popular fighter here 
this turn.
     $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (64-47-1,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH 
(107-22) (0-0-0,181).  $5 PROMINATOR was unbelievably bested by THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 
minute fight.
     TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (44-32-2,180) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought RODEKILL (42-
4564) (35-32-2,159) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  TAX PENALTY was viciously subdued by RODEKILL 
in a 2 minute gruesome melee.  Rodekill is the top Slasher in Storm Rock.
     FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (46-26-0,167) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SHARK (31-6525) 
(32-62-0,131) of BASH BROS OCEAN.  FIZZ AND FURS lost to SHARK in a popular 3 minute 
gruesome duel.
     RAYNER (20-182) (70-118-3,169) of DEADLINE fought HYDRA (20-934) (29-25-0,146) of 
HERO'S INC.  RAYNER was vanquished by HYDRA in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.  
Rayner is the leading Parry-Riposte.
     GURGLES (18-10111) (43-41-2,100) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) 
(29-36-2,63) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR.  GURGLES was overcome by MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 
minute bout.  Gurgles is the top Parry-Strike.
     THE OVEN BIRD (75-3934) (22-8-0,94) of DEFROSTED fought HEADACHE (28-5609) (27-
28-1,49) of BASH BROS BODY.  THE OVEN BIRD was defeated by HEADACHE in an exciting 2 
minute match.  The Oven Bird lost 28 points in this fight.
     GREAT WHITE SHARK (75-4001) (20-19-0,88) of VICIOUS FISH 2021 fought SNUGGLE UP 
AND FUSS (42-5105) (30-16-0,84) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  GREAT WHITE SHARK was bested by 
SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS in a 3 minute conflict.  Still, Great White Shark is this turn's 
favorite fighter.

Well, that's all.  Hmph.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        65  50  1  321  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             385 223  5  243  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         68  79  0  229  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           80  66  3  213  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       141  73  0  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555         115  92  1  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        37  46  1  194  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    38  41  4  190  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 RODEKILL 42-4564             36  32  2  182  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        64  48  1  181  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           40  57  1  177  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 MANAGING UP 32-6819          41  55  0  175  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 HYDRA 20-934                 30  25  0  169  HERO'S INC (463)           SEAM
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          44  33  2  165  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 SHARK 31-6525                33  62  0  165  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAYNER 20-182                70 119  3  148  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959        46  27  0  147  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105  31  16  0   93  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         30  36  2   88  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001    20  20  0   88  VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 HEADACHE 28-5609             28  28  1   87  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 GURGLES 18-10111             43  42  2   76  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934        22   9  0   66  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MR. BRATWURST devastated SHOPPING CART in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
CHATROOMMATE was demolished by MOD COD in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
BALDING GRAY vanquished TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
HARD KNOCKS overpowered TOUCH BASE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
JEDI YETI overpowered MANAGING UP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
$5 PROMINATOR was unbelievably bested by THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute fight.
TAX PENALTY was viciously subdued by RODEKILL in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
FIZZ AND FURS lost to SHARK in a popular 3 minute gruesome duel.
RAYNER was vanquished by HYDRA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
GURGLES was overcome by MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute bout.
THE OVEN BIRD was defeated by HEADACHE in a exciting 2 minute match.
GREAT WHITE SHARK was bested by SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS in a 3 minute conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  18 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        13 -  13 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     24 -  36 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  24 -  1      40  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 294 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   MR. BRATWURST 42-5106      65  50  1  321 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           385 223  5  243 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE      BALDING GRAY 42-5022       68  79  0  229 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555       115  92  1  198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    SHOPPING CART 72-6836      37  46  1  194 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)
SLASHING ATTACK  RODEKILL 42-4564           36  32  2  182 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              70 119  3  148 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE     GURGLES 18-10111           43  42  2   76 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001.  The ten other most popular fighters were HEADACHE 
28-5609, FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, RODEKILL 
42-4564, SHARK 31-6525, SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, JEDI YETI 
18-10860, and MR. BRATWURST 42-5106.

The least popular fighter this week was MANAGING UP 32-6819.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934, GURGLES 18-10111, RAYNER 20-182, TOUCH 
BASE 32-6828, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, SHOPPING CART 
72-6836, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, and HYDRA 20-934.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  3 0  ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  2 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  2 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           5  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887        30  36  2   88  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JEDI YETI 18-10860          80  66  3  213  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HYDRA 20-934                30  25  0  169  HERO'S INC (463)           SEAM
 HEADACHE 28-5609            28  28  1   87  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 SHARK 31-6525               33  62  0  165  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828          40  57  1  177  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   38  41  4  190  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106       65  50  1  321  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            385 223  5  243  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836       37  46  1  194  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001   20  20  0   88  VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461)    JADE MOUNTAIN

                            WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN TEMPE!

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We look forward to seeing you in January! -- RSI