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Date   : 12/20/2022    Duedate: 01/02/2023

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 295

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1339  943   9 58.7      BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    490  352   4 58.2      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
  3 CLAN LONGBEA 81/374  110  101   0 52.1    7 VICIOUS FISH 75/461    7   13   0 35.0
  4 HERO'S INC 20/463      7    8   0 46.7    8 DEADLINE 20/432       47   94   1 33.3
    BASH BROS BODY 28/452                     9 LBA TRADEMAR 42/464    1    0   0  100

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Heyla!

Well, twelve fights no deaths, no challenges, and no avoids.  I guess everyone is busy 
with holiday preparations today?  We do have a new Champion of the Horn though.

     MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (65-50-1,321) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MOD COD (55-2638) 
(385-223-5,243) of RHYME TYME.  MR. BRATWURST was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute 
mismatched Title fight.  So, the top Lunger beat the top Basher.  Mod Cod is, as 
always, the overall popularity leader.
     JEDI YETI (18-10860) (80-66-3,213) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought VERMICIOUS KNID 
(107-30) (0-0-0,240).  JEDI YETI savagely defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in an exciting 4 
minute gory melee.  Jedi Yeti is this turn's favorite.
     BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (68-79-0,229) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD 
(107-29) (0-0-0,200).  BALDING GRAY lost to CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 2 
minute brawl.
     RODEKILL (42-4564) (36-32-2,182) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SHOPPING CART (72-6836) 
(37-46-1,194) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE.  RODEKILL was luckily beaten by SHOPPING CART in 
an exciting 1 minute bloody fight.  Rodekill is top Slasher, while Shopping cart is 
our leading Wall of Steel.
     HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (115-92-1,198) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought $5 PROMINATOR (42-
5107) (64-48-1,181) of LBA TRADEMARKS.  HARD KNOCKS was devastated by $5 PROMINATOR in 
a 1 minute one-sided duel.  The Prominator is now Storm Rock's top Aimed Blow.
     CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (141-73-0,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought HYDRA (20-934) 
(30-25-0,169) of HERO'S INC.  CHATROOMMATE devastated HYDRA in a 1 minute mismatched 
match.  Chatroommate is our arena's leading Parry-Lunge, a difficult style, I've been 
told.
     TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (44-33-2,165) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought RAYNER (20-182) 
(70-119-3,148) of DEADLINE.  TAX PENALTY was overcome by RAYNER in a 2 minute fight.  
Rayner is our most highly recognized Parry-Riposte.
     SHARK (31-6525) (33-62-0,165) of BASH BROS OCEAN fought YORKE (81-2085) (23-7-
0,105) of CLAN LONGBEARD.  SHARK was handily defeated by YORKE in an action packed 2 
minute gruesome uneven melee.  Yorke wond 43 points for this upset.  Shark lost 35.
     FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (46-27-0,147) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought REDDIG (81-1838) 
(30-12-0,105) of CLAN LONGBEARD.  FIZZ AND FURS was overpowered by REDDIG in a popular 
1 minute uneven duel.
     SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS (42-5105) (31-16-0,93) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MARVIN HAGLER 
(16-887) (30-36-2,88) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR.  SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS defeated MARVIN 
HAGLER in an action packed 1 minute match.
     GREAT WHITE SHARK (75-4001) (20-20-0,88) of VICIOUS FISH 2021 fought GURGLES (18-
10111) (43-42-2,76) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  GREAT WHITE SHARK savagely defeated GURGLES 
in an exciting 2 minute brutal fight.  Gurgles is still the top Parry-Strike.
     HEADACHE (28-5609) (28-28-1,87) of BASH BROS BODY fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-
5) (0-0-0,70).  HEADACHE was devastated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched 
conflict.  Poor Headache is Storm Rock's least popular fighter this turn.

Unless you're putting up decorations or traveling to grandma's house, I suggest 
staying inside for a few days.  And make sure all your animals are in, and warm, as 
well.  My old dog is here, drooling on my slippers.

					  -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             386 223  5  264  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           81  66  3  221  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       142  73  0  216  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        65  48  1  212  LBA TRADEMARKS (464)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        65  51  1  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        38  46  1  199  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         68  80  0  196  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    38  41  4  190  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555         115  93  1  183  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 RODEKILL 42-4564             36  33  2  181  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HYDRA 20-934                 30  26  0  180  HERO'S INC (463)           SEAM
-TOUCH BASE 32-6828           40  57  1  177  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
-MANAGING UP 32-6819          41  55  0  175  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 RAYNER 20-182                71 119  3  169  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          44  34  2  152  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YORKE 81-2085                24   7  0  148  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
 REDDIG 81-1838               31  12  0  147  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
 SHARK 31-6525                33  63  0  130  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959        46  28  0  121  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105  32  16  0   98  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001    21  20  0   94  VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461)    JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         30  37  2   88  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 GURGLES 18-10111             43  43  2   74  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HEADACHE 28-5609             28  29  1   68  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
-THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934        22   9  0   66  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MR. BRATWURST was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
JEDI YETI savagely defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in a exciting 4 minute gory melee.
BALDING GRAY lost to CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
RODEKILL was luckily beaten by SHOPPING CART in a exciting 1 minute bloody fight.
HARD KNOCKS was devastated by $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHATROOMMATE devastated HYDRA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TAX PENALTY was overcome by RAYNER in a 2 minute fight.
SHARK was handily defeated by YORKE in a action packed 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
FIZZ AND FURS was overpowered by REDDIG in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS defeated MARVIN HAGLER in a action packed 1 minute match.
GREAT WHITE SHARK savagely defeated GURGLES in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
HEADACHE was devastated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  18 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        13 -  11 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     25 -  35 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  25 -  0      38  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 295 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         3  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           386 223  5  264 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     142  73  0  216 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107      65  48  1  212 LBA TRADEMARKS (464)
BASHING ATTACK   MR. BRATWURST 42-5106      65  51  1  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    SHOPPING CART 72-6836      38  46  1  199 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)
SLASHING ATTACK  RODEKILL 42-4564           36  33  2  181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              71 119  3  169 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE     GURGLES 18-10111           43  43  2   74 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JEDI YETI 18-10860.  The ten other most popular fighters were MOD COD 55-2638, 
YORKE 81-2085, GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, RODEKILL 42-4564, 
BALDING GRAY 42-5022, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, RAYNER 20-182, and 
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.

The least popular fighter this week was HEADACHE 28-5609.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HYDRA 20-934, FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, 
GURGLES 18-10111, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 
42-5105, REDDIG 81-1838, SHARK 31-6525, and CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  2 0  RODEKI(42)           2  4 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  0 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887        30  37  2   88  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 JEDI YETI 18-10860          81  66  3  221  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HYDRA 20-934                30  26  0  180  HERO'S INC (463)           SEAM
 HEADACHE 28-5609            28  29  1   68  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 SHARK 31-6525               33  63  0  130  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107       65  48  1  212  LBA TRADEMARKS (464)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            386 223  5  264  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836       38  46  1  199  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001   21  20  0   94  VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 YORKE 81-2085               24   7  0  148  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE