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Date   : 01/03/2023    Duedate: 01/16/2023

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 296

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 1344  947   9 58.7      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    6 VICIOUS FISH 75/461    8   13   0 38.1
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    491  352   4 58.2    7 DEFROSTED 75/455     142  253   4 35.9
  4 HERO'S INC 20/463      7    9   0 43.7      CON + INSULT 32/442
  5 BASH BROS BO 28/452  512  683   9 42.8      HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457                    8 DEADLINE 20/432       47   95   1 33.1
    BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460                  9 LBA TRADEMAR 42/464    1    1   0 50.0
    BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there.

Thirteen fights today, no challenges, no avoids, and no deaths.  Hmm.

     MOD COD (55-2638) (386-223-5,264) of RHYME TYME fought $5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) 
(65-48-1,212) of LBA TRADEMARKS.  MOD COD devastated $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute 
mismatched Title fight.  The Cod is still our Champion of the Horn and leading Lunger.  
The Prominator is our top Aimed Blow.
     CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (142-73-0,216) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SHOPPING CART 
(72-6836) (38-46-1,199) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE.  CHATROOMMATE vanquished SHOPPING CART 
in an exciting 1 minute gory uneven battle.  The Roomie is top Parry-Lunge and overall 
popularity leader.  Shopping Cart is our best Wall of Steel.
     JEDI YETI (18-10860) (81-66-3,221) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 
(35-4865) (38-41-4,190) of HOUSE JHEREG.  JEDI YETI vanquished TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 
popular 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
     HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (115-93-1,183) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER 
(107-11) (0-0-0,220).  HARD KNOCKS was demolished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute 
mismatched competition.
     RODEKILL (42-4564) (36-33-2,181) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) (71-
119-3,169) of DEADLINE.  RODEKILL overpowered RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-
sided struggle.  Rodekill is top Slasher, while Rayer is top Parry-Riposte.
     BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (68-80-0,196) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TOUCH BASE (32-
6828) (40-57-1,177) of CON + INSULT.  BALDING GRAY was handily defeated by TOUCH BASE 
in a 1 minute uneven fight.
     MR. BRATWURST (42-5106) (65-51-1,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER 
SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200).  MR. BRATWURST vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 
popular 1 minute uneven duel.  Bratwurst is top Basher, and beating an Arenamaster is 
something!
     HYDRA (20-934) (30-26-0,180) of HERO'S INC fought TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (44-34-
2,152) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE.  HYDRA was vanquished by TAX PENALTY in a 1 minute one-
sided duel.  Tax Penalty gained 27 recognition points.
     FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) (46-28-0,121) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SHARK (31-6525) 
(33-63-0,130) of BASH BROS OCEAN.  FIZZ AND FURS was savagely defeated by SHARK in an 
action packed 4 minute gory match.
     SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS (42-5105) (32-16-0,98) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought R.O.U.S. 
(107-4) (0-0-0,50).  SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS savagely defeated R.O.U.S. in a 4 minute 
brutal match.
     GREAT WHITE SHARK (75-4001) (21-20-0,94) of VICIOUS FISH 2021 fought HEADACHE 
(28-5609) (28-29-1,68) of BASH BROS BODY.  GREAT WHITE SHARK devastated HEADACHE in a 
1 minute mismatched conflict.  Headache is the least popular fighter this turn, same 
as last turn.
     THE OVEN BIRD (75-3934) (22-9-0,66) of DEFROSTED fought MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) 
(30-37-2,88) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR.  THE OVEN BIRD was subdued by MARVIN HAGLER in a 
crowd pleasing 3 minute match.  Marvin Hagler is this turn's favorite fighter.
     GURGLES (18-10111) (43-43-2,74) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER 
(107-1) (0-0-0,30).  GURGLES was savagely defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 7 
minute conflict.  Oops, Gurgles lost 24 points for that.  But still, Gurgles is our 
top Parry-Strike.

That's the story this turn.  Hang in there, spring will be here soon.  Oh, and good 
luck in the tourney.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             387 223  5  283  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           82  66  3  231  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       143  73  0  227  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106        66  51  1  221  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107        65  49  1  210  LBA TRADEMARKS (464)       RODEKI
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        38  47  1  207  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           41  57  1  198  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 RODEKILL 42-4564             37  33  2  189  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    38  42  4  187  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          45  34  2  179  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555         115  94  1  177  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         68  81  0  176  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-MANAGING UP 32-6819          41  55  0  175  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 RAYNER 20-182                71 120  3  163  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 HYDRA 20-934                 30  27  0  159  HERO'S INC (463)           SEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-YORKE 81-2085                24   7  0  148  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
-REDDIG 81-1838               31  12  0  147  CLAN LONGBEARD (374)       SHADOWSPIRE
 SHARK 31-6525                34  63  0  145  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959        46  29  0  121  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105  33  16  0  100  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001    22  20  0   98  VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461)    JADE MOUNTAIN
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         31  37  2   97  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934        22  10  0   68  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 HEADACHE 28-5609             28  30  1   66  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 GURGLES 18-10111             43  44  2   50  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MOD COD devastated $5 PROMINATOR in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
CHATROOMMATE vanquished SHOPPING CART in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven battle.
JEDI YETI vanquished TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
HARD KNOCKS was demolished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
RODEKILL overpowered RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BALDING GRAY was handily defeated by TOUCH BASE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MR. BRATWURST vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
HYDRA was vanquished by TAX PENALTY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FIZZ AND FURS was savagely defeated by SHARK in a action packed 4 minute gory match.
SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS savagely defeated R.O.U.S. in a 4 minute brutal match.
GREAT WHITE SHARK devastated HEADACHE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
THE OVEN BIRD was subdued by MARVIN HAGLER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
GURGLES was savagely defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 7 minute conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  17 -  0      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        12 -  12 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  22 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     25 -  37 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 296 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           387 223  5  283 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     143  73  0  227 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK   MR. BRATWURST 42-5106      66  51  1  221 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107      65  49  1  210 LBA TRADEMARKS (464)
WALL OF STEEL    SHOPPING CART 72-6836      38  47  1  207 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)
SLASHING ATTACK  RODEKILL 42-4564           37  33  2  189 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              71 120  3  163 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE     GURGLES 18-10111           43  44  2   50 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)

The overall popularity leader is CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was MARVIN HAGLER 16-887.  The ten other most popular fighters were GURGLES 
18-10111, JEDI YETI 18-10860, FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959, SHARK 31-6525, CHATROOMMATE 
18-10034, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, SNUGGLE UP AND FUSS 42-5105, MR. BRATWURST 42-5106, 
RODEKILL 42-4564, and TAX PENALTY 72-7311.

The least popular fighter this week was HEADACHE 28-5609.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HYDRA 20-934, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, 
RAYNER 20-182, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, 
MOD COD 55-2638, THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934, and GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  2 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887        31  37  2   97  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 JEDI YETI 18-10860          82  66  3  231  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               71 120  3  163  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 HEADACHE 28-5609            28  30  1   66  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 SHARK 31-6525               34  63  0  145  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828          41  57  1  198  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   38  42  4  187  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 MR. BRATWURST 42-5106       66  51  1  221  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            387 223  5  283  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836       38  47  1  207  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 GREAT WHITE SHARK 75-4001   22  20  0   98  VICIOUS FISH 2021 (461)    JADE MOUNTAIN