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Date : 03/28/2023 Duedate: 04/10/2023
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 302
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 RHYME TYME 55/385 497 352 4 58.5 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
3 MADNESS 81/465 14 13 0 51.9 5 LBA TRADEMAR 42/464 3 5 0 37.5
HERO'S INC 20/463 6 DEFROSTED 75/455 150 257 4 36.9
4 BASH BROS BO 28/452 519 706 9 42.4 CON + INSULT 32/442
BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460 7 DEADLINE 20/432 51 97 1 34.5
BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there.
Hmm. Seven fights. Nobody dead, nobody avoided, but there were two challenges.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (40-43-4,200) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged SHOPPING
CART (72-6836) (40-50-1,208) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF viciously
subdued SHOPPING CART in a 5 minute Challenge fight. It looks like Shopping Cart has
lost its title as the top Wall of Steel, and Tem of Smallcliff gained that title back.
THE OVEN BIRD (75-3934) (24-11-0,71) of DEFROSTED challenged LAUDINA (81-3658)
(21-14-2,87) of MADNESS. THE OVEN BIRD luckily beat LAUDINA in an exciting 4 minute
Challenge melee. Laudina remains our best Parry-Lunge. The Oven Bird gained 18
points.
MOD COD (55-2638) (392-223-5,346) of RHYME TYME fought TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (46-
38-2,186) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE. MOD COD overpowered TAX PENALTY in a 1 minute
mismatched Title duel. Mod Cod is still the Champion of the Horn and top Lunger,
while Tax Penalty is our leading Basher. As usual, Mod Cod is the overall popularity
leader, and Shopping Cart is this turn's favorite fighter.
RAYNER (20-182) (74-122-3,210) of DEADLINE fought SHARK (31-6525) (35-67-0,163)
of BASH BROS OCEAN. RAYNER devastated SHARK in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Rayner is
still Crysalis' highest ranked Parry-Riposte.
$5 PROMINATOR (42-5107) (66-53-1,190) of LBA TRADEMARKS fought TOUCH BASE (32-
6828) (43-58-1,208) of CON + INSULT. $5 PROMINATOR demolished TOUCH BASE in a 1
minute mismatched competition. The Prominator is our best-recognized Aimed Blow.
HYDRA (20-934) (32-30-0,154) of HERO'S INC fought MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) (34-39-
2,140) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR. HYDRA devastated MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute mismatched
match.
HEADACHE (28-5609) (28-35-1,45) of BASH BROS BODY fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING
(107-2) (0-0-0,30). HEADACHE was handily defeated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1
minute uneven fight. It is, it is, a glorious thing to be a pirate king! Headache
lost 18 points, and is the least popular fighter in Crysalis today.
That's all, folks. See you in fourteen!
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 393 223 5 357 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAYNER 20-182 75 122 3 212 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 46 39 2 210 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 41 43 4 208 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 67 53 1 206 LBA TRADEMARKS (464) RODEKI
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 40 51 1 198 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 43 59 1 189 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHARK 31-6525 35 68 0 162 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
HYDRA 20-934 33 30 0 160 HERO'S INC (463) SEAM
-REDDIG 81-1838 32 12 0 156 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 34 40 2 135 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
-YORKE 81-2085 24 8 0 126 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
-I DON'T MOW 20-941 27 29 1 111 ROBO VILLAGE (456) SEAM
-REALITY STIMULATION 28-5754 26 26 0 104 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 25 11 0 89 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
LAUDINA 81-3658 21 15 2 81 MADNESS (465) SHADOWSPIRE
HEADACHE 28-5609 28 36 1 27 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
The incursion of chaos creatures into northern Alastari has been stopped. However,
the gate they came through is open, and there are people from Alastari trapped on the
other side. They need to be rescued, and the gate needs to be closed. If you have a
Lord Protector whom you would like to send on this mission, please send a message to
the Gladiatorial Commmission (email csr@reality.com or via diplo). We will need to
know their physical description, personality, and method of fighting. We will select
no more than a dozen volunteers. Thank you!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF viciously subdued SHOPPING CART in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
THE OVEN BIRD luckily beat LAUDINA in a exciting 4 minute Challenge melee.
MOD COD overpowered TAX PENALTY in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
RAYNER devastated SHARK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
$5 PROMINATOR demolished TOUCH BASE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HYDRA devastated MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HEADACHE was handily defeated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 5 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 2 - 0 71 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 4 - 0 69 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 11 - 0 62 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 23 - 29 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 22 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 5 - 11 - 0 31 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 302 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 4 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 393 223 5 357 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 75 122 3 212 DEADLINE (432)
BASHING ATTACK TAX PENALTY 72-7311 46 39 2 210 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 41 43 4 208 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
AIMED BLOW $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 67 53 1 206 LBA TRADEMARKS (464)
PARRY-LUNGE LAUDINA 81-3658 21 15 2 81 MADNESS (465)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was SHOPPING CART 72-6836. The ten other most popular fighters were LAUDINA 81-3658,
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934, MOD COD 55-2638, $5 PROMINATOR
42-5107, RAYNER 20-182, HYDRA 20-934, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, and
TAX PENALTY 72-7311.
The least popular fighter this week was HEADACHE 28-5609. The other ten least
popular fighters were SHARK 31-6525, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, TOUCH
BASE 32-6828, HYDRA 20-934, RAYNER 20-182, $5 PROMINATOR 42-5107, MOD COD 55-2638,
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934, and TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0
SEAM(20) 2 0 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 1 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 34 40 2 135 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
RAYNER 20-182 75 122 3 212 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
HEADACHE 28-5609 28 36 1 27 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
SHARK 31-6525 35 68 0 162 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 43 59 1 189 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 41 43 4 208 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
$5 PROMINATOR 42-5107 67 53 1 206 LBA TRADEMARKS (464) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 393 223 5 357 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 46 39 2 210 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 25 11 0 89 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LAUDINA 81-3658 21 15 2 81 MADNESS (465) SHADOWSPIRE