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Date : 05/23/2023 Duedate: 06/05/2023
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 306
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 RHYME TYME 55/385 500 353 4 58.6 5 DEFROSTED 75/455 155 261 4 37.3
2 MADNESS 81/465 20 15 0 57.1 CON + INSULT 32/442
HERO'S INC 20/463 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
4 BASH BROS BO 28/452 526 719 9 42.2 6 DEADLINE 20/432 52 100 1 34.2
BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457 7 RAT PAK 41/468 2 9 0 18.2
BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460 MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467
BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454 RODENTIAN NATION 62/466
BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there.
Storm Rock had 11 fights today. There were no challenges, no deaths, and no avoids.
TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (44-60-1,288) of CON + INSULT fought SHARK (31-6525) (36-70-
0,187) of BASH BROS OCEAN. TOUCH BASE devastated SHARK in an action packed 1 minute
mismatched Title fight. Touch Base is currently our best Lunger, and, of course,
still the Champion of the Horn.
MOD COD (55-2638) (395-224-5,181) of RHYME TYME fought RAYNER (20-182) (76-124-
3,175) of DEADLINE. MOD COD demolished RAYNER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
Surprisingly the fish is no stylemaster today, but Rayner is the leading Parry-
Riposte. Mod Cod is our overall popularity leader.
SHOPPING CART (72-6836) (41-53-1,190) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE fought TEM OF
SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (42-44-4,200) of HOUSE JHEREG. SHOPPING CART overpowered TEM OF
SMALLCLIFF in a 2 minute mismatched duel. Shopping Cart is the leading Wall of Steel,
and this turn's favorite fighter.
TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (46-42-2,181) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought HYDRA (20-934)
(35-31-0,193) of HERO'S INC. TAX PENALTY overpowered HYDRA in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched match. Tax Penalty gained 21 recognition points, and remains the
top Basher.
MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) (34-43-2,111) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR fought RENEGADE-RAT
(41-388) (24-13-3,110) of RAT PAK. MARVIN HAGLER vanquished RENEGADE-RAT in a 1
minute mismatched fight. Poor Renegade Rat is the least popular fighter this turn.
NARSIL (81-3401) (39-11-1,143) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought IMPRISONED SPY (107-9) (0-
0-0,170). NARSIL luckily beat IMPRISONED SPY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
Narsil is the best Total Parry.
HEADACHE (28-5609) (30-37-1,100) of BASH BROS BODY fought LAUDINA (81-3658) (24-
15-2,89) of MADNESS. HEADACHE was overcome by LAUDINA in an action packed 1 minute
melee. Laudina is our top Parry-Lunge.
RINGIL (81-3633) (20-5-1,63) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) (0-
0-0,30). RINGIL was vanquished by RIRORNI SOLDIER in an action packed 1 minute one-
sided duel.
ANDURIL (81-3435) (23-17-0,45) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5)
(0-0-0,70). ANDURIL was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided
fight.
GURTHANG (81-3403) (26-11-2,73) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING
(107-2) (0-0-0,30). GURTHANG was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute
one-sided match. Gurthang lost 32 recognition points. The Mirkwood Orcs really
haven't had a good day, but at least they got their S back. If they even lost it: I
see that they had it last turn as well.
THE OVEN BIRD (75-3934) (26-12-0,75) of DEFROSTED fought RAT SOLDIER (62-5152)
(25-13-0,55) of RODENTIAN NATION. THE OVEN BIRD devastated RAT SOLDIER in a 1 minute
one-sided battle. In spite of losing, Rat Soldier is Storm Rock's top Aimed Blow.
All in all... it was definitely a turn. Hmm. I hope you are all enjoying the mystery
meat hash on toast, which is being served at the cafeteria this week. What cafeteria,
you ask? It's across the road from the "Welcome to Storm Rock" sign.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 45 60 1 296 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 42 53 1 208 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 47 42 2 202 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
MOD COD 55-2638 396 224 5 189 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 42 45 4 186 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAYNER 20-182 76 125 3 180 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
SHARK 31-6525 36 71 0 180 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
HYDRA 20-934 35 32 0 178 HERO'S INC (463) SEAM
NARSIL 81-3401 40 11 1 163 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 35 43 2 127 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
-VILMAR 81-2105 24 11 1 123 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LAUDINA 81-3658 25 15 2 100 MADNESS (465) SHADOWSPIRE
HEADACHE 28-5609 30 38 1 92 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 27 12 0 86 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 25 14 0 54 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
-XAVIER 29-6547 14 13 1 54 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
GURTHANG 81-3403 26 12 2 41 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
ANDURIL 81-3435 23 18 0 41 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
RINGIL 81-3633 20 6 1 36 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
I have landed with feet stumbling bumbling and I have questions.
1) My team Mirkwood Orcs is listed in NL as Mirkwood Orc. Singular. The team name is
Orcs! Not to mention there are 4 of them active. We want our "S" back!
2) Why does Bash Bros. Doctor have a period after Bros when non of the other Bash Bros
has one. Are the doctors elitists who feel the need to be "special"? Is it secret
code that the doctors are gynecologists? Inquiring minds want answers.
3) Why drop a 1-4 welcome hammer on our first turn. Not very hospitable. We thought we
were all friends? Everyone loves the company of Orcs. Maybe not the rat so much.
Take our questions with as much or as little seriousness as you deem appropriate. LOL
-- Signed, da Orc(s) with a rat in tow
#1: That chart in the newsletter has only so many columns. You'll see that
your team name is correct in the warrior rankings.
Welcome to Storm Rock! -- GC
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TOUCH BASE devastated SHARK in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
MOD COD demolished RAYNER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SHOPPING CART overpowered TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
TAX PENALTY overpowered HYDRA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
MARVIN HAGLER vanquished RENEGADE-RAT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
NARSIL luckily beat IMPRISONED SPY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
HEADACHE was overcome by LAUDINA in a action packed 1 minute melee.
RINGIL was vanquished by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
ANDURIL was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GURTHANG was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE OVEN BIRD devastated RAT SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 6 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 1 - 0 89 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 26 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 4 - 9 - 0 31 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 24 - 0 25 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 306 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 4 4 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK TOUCH BASE 32-6828 45 60 1 296 CON + INSULT (442)
WALL OF STEEL SHOPPING CART 72-6836 42 53 1 208 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)
BASHING ATTACK TAX PENALTY 72-7311 47 42 2 202 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 76 125 3 180 DEADLINE (432)
TOTAL PARRY NARSIL 81-3401 40 11 1 163 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)
PARRY-LUNGE LAUDINA 81-3658 25 15 2 100 MADNESS (465)
AIMED BLOW RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 25 14 0 54 RODENTIAN NATION (466)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was SHOPPING CART 72-6836. The ten other most popular fighters were TAX PENALTY
72-7311, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, NARSIL 81-3401, LAUDINA
81-3658, MOD COD 55-2638, HYDRA 20-934, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934,
and SHARK 31-6525.
The least popular fighter this week was RENEGADE-RAT 41-388. The other ten least
popular fighters were RAYNER 20-182, RAT SOLDIER 62-5152, GURTHANG 81-3403, ANDURIL
81-3435, RINGIL 81-3633, HEADACHE 28-5609, SHARK 31-6525, THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934,
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, and HYDRA 20-934.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 3 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 35 43 2 127 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
RAYNER 20-182 76 125 3 180 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
HEADACHE 28-5609 30 38 1 92 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
SHARK 31-6525 36 71 0 180 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 45 60 1 296 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 42 45 4 186 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
MOD COD 55-2638 396 224 5 189 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 25 14 0 54 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 42 53 1 208 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 27 12 0 86 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
NARSIL 81-3401 40 11 1 163 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN NEW ORLEANS!
We're going back to the Big Easy! We hope you will join us at our summer FTF in New
Orleans, LA on July 21-13, 2023! It will be held at the same hotel as last time we
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Please note that doubles are limited. As always, if the block is full, please make
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us know and we'll work with the sales office to get them to correct your reservation.
We look forward to seeing you in July! -- RSI