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Date   : 06/20/2023    Duedate: 07/03/2023

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 308

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 MADNESS 81/465        23   16   0 59.0      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
    HERO'S INC 20/463                         5 DEFROSTED 75/455     158  264   4 37.4
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    502  353   4 58.7      HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
  4 BASH BROS BO 28/452  528  727   9 42.1    6 DEADLINE 20/432       54  100   1 35.1
    BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457                    7 RAT PAK 41/468         3   14   0 17.6
    BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460                    MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467
    BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454                   RODENTIAN NATION 62/466

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there,

Storm Rock had 12 fights today.  No one challenged, no one died, and no one avoided.  
We have seven stylemasters.

     MOD COD (55-2638) (397-224-5,206) of RHYME TYME fought TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (45-
61-1,210) of CON + INSULT.  MOD COD devastated TOUCH BASE in a 1 minute mismatched 
Title fight.  The Cod is top Lunger and Champion of the Horn. 
     TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (43-45-4,195) of HOUSE JHEREG fought NARSIL (81-3401) 
(40-11-1,163) of MIRKWOOD ORCS.  TEM OF SMALLCLIFF vanquished NARSIL in an exciting 3 
minute gory uneven battle.  Tem is our top Wall of Steel and this turn's favorite 
fighter, while Narsil is the best Total Parry.
     SHOPPING CART (72-6836) (43-53-1,210) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE fought THE BLACKSMITH 
(107-22) (0-0-0,181).  SHOPPING CART lost to THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 2 
minute brawl.
     TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (47-43-2,186) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought IMPRISONED SPY 
(107-9) (0-0-0,170).  TAX PENALTY was overpowered by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute one-
sided fight.  Even so, Tax Penalty is the top Basher.
     RAYNER (20-182) (77-125-3,199) of DEADLINE fought SHARK (31-6525) (36-72-0,172) 
of BASH BROS OCEAN.  RAYNER devastated SHARK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-
sided duel.  Rayner is Storm Rock's most highly recognized Parry-Riposte, and overall 
popularity leader.
     HYDRA (20-934) (36-32-0,180) of HERO'S INC fought MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) (35-44-
2,131) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR.  HYDRA bested MARVIN HAGLER in a 2 minute competition.
     THE OVEN BIRD (75-3934) (28-12-0,100) of DEFROSTED fought HEADACHE (28-5609) (30-
39-1,51) of BASH BROS BODY.  THE OVEN BIRD was defeated by HEADACHE in an action 
packed 3 minute melee.  Headache gained 41 points, while The Oven Bird lost 30.
     LAUDINA (81-3658) (25-16-2,95) of MADNESS fought RENEGADE-RAT (41-388) (24-14-
3,100) of RAT PAK.  LAUDINA vanquished RENEGADE-RAT in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.  
Laudina is the best Parry-Lunge, a difficult style to master, but worth it.
     RINGIL (81-3633) (20-6-1,36) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) (0-
0-0,30).  RINGIL viciously subdued RIRORNI SOLDIER in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
     ANDURIL (81-3435) (23-18-0,41) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (107-
2) (0-0-0,30).  ANDURIL was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 2 minute gory 
one-sided melee.
     GURTHANG (81-3403) (26-12-2,41) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5) 
(0-0-0,70).  GURTHANG was demolished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched 
match.
     RAT SOLDIER (62-5152) (25-14-0,54) of RODENTIAN NATION fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON 
(107-5) (0-0-0,70).  RAT SOLDIER was demolished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute 
mismatched match.  And Rat Soldier is Storm Rock's highest ranked Aimed Blow, though 
unfortunately he was voted least popular fighter this turn.

That's all I can tell you for now.  See ya later.

                                         -- -Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             398 224  5  216  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    44  45  4  215  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           45  62  1  210  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 RAYNER 20-182                78 125  3  205  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        43  54  1  186  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 HYDRA 20-934                 37  32  0  182  HERO'S INC (463)           SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHARK 31-6525                36  73  0  169  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          47  44  2  168  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 NARSIL 81-3401               40  12  1  161  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         35  45  2  139  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 LAUDINA 81-3658              26  16  2  114  MADNESS (465)              SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEADACHE 28-5609             31  39  1   92  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RENEGADE-RAT 41-388          24  15  3   90  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI
 THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934        28  13  0   70  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN
-MR. NOODLE 50-4016           17  10  3   64  OPEN SESAME (450)          SNOWBOUND
 RAT SOLDIER 62-5152          25  15  0   48  RODENTIAN NATION (466)     VALAMANTIS
 RINGIL 81-3633               21   6  1   42  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 GURTHANG 81-3403             26  13  2   38  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 ANDURIL 81-3435              23  19  0   25  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Olaf -- The duct tape worked. I was in the NL standings. Thanks. But please tell me 
the tape will be removed before my next fight? It kind of hampers my movement. -- 
Renegade-Rat

GC -- The Boss likes that name, Stealth-Rat. I sense a new rat popping up somewhere in 
Alastari -- Renegade-Rat

To the seven warriors who fought turn307, my dopey crew missed the fights when I 
expressly sent them off to fight. Rumor has it Narsil saw a butterfly and chased it 
and the rest followed to find out what he was running after. They got lost. Anyway, 
that's the rumor, just sayin' -- Boss Rat/Orc (why did I ever start using these stupid 
names?) o_0

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MOD COD devastated TOUCH BASE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF vanquished NARSIL in a exciting 3 minute gory uneven battle.
SHOPPING CART lost to THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
TAX PENALTY was overpowered by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RAYNER devastated SHARK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
HYDRA bested MARVIN HAGLER in a 2 minute competition.
THE OVEN BIRD was defeated by HEADACHE in a action packed 3 minute melee.
LAUDINA vanquished RENEGADE-RAT in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
RINGIL viciously subdued RIRORNI SOLDIER in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
ANDURIL was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 2 minute gory one-sided melee.
GURTHANG was demolished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
RAT SOLDIER was demolished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -   8 -  0      62  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  25 -  0      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  27 -  0      18  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 308 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           398 224  5  216 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865  44  45  4  215 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              78 125  3  205 DEADLINE (432)
BASHING ATTACK   TAX PENALTY 72-7311        47  44  2  168 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)
TOTAL PARRY      NARSIL 81-3401             40  12  1  161 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAUDINA 81-3658            26  16  2  114 MADNESS (465)
AIMED BLOW       RAT SOLDIER 62-5152        25  15  0   48 RODENTIAN NATION (466)

The overall popularity leader is RAYNER 20-182.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865.  The ten other most popular fighters were HEADACHE 
28-5609, RINGIL 81-3633, RAYNER 20-182, LAUDINA 81-3658, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, HYDRA 
20-934, MOD COD 55-2638, NARSIL 81-3401, SHARK 31-6525, and RENEGADE-RAT 41-388.

The least popular fighter this week was RAT SOLDIER 62-5152.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GURTHANG 81-3403, ANDURIL 81-3435, THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934, 
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, RENEGADE-RAT 41-388, 
SHARK 31-6525, NARSIL 81-3401, and MOD COD 55-2638.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             2  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  2 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  1 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887        35  45  2  139  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 RAYNER 20-182               78 125  3  205  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 HEADACHE 28-5609            31  39  1   92  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 SHARK 31-6525               36  73  0  169  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828          45  62  1  210  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   44  45  4  215  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 RENEGADE-RAT 41-388         24  15  3   90  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI
 MOD COD 55-2638            398 224  5  216  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 RAT SOLDIER 62-5152         25  15  0   48  RODENTIAN NATION (466)     VALAMANTIS
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836       43  54  1  186  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934       28  13  0   70  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 NARSIL 81-3401              40  12  1  161  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                         HOEGARDEN (21-5554) REAL BEER  (424) 
                         GRID SQUARE (24-5531) F.N.G.  (568) 
                      ROLA NYAH (30-4638) TEMPLAR ROGUES  (449) 
                   CAPTAIN KANGAROO (31-3947) MILITARY MAYHEM  (89) 
                         BERLIN (63-2923) WORLD BLADES  (331) 
                         LADY JAYE (71-7331) THE CODA  (190) 
                        CURIOUS GEORGE (73-645) CRYPTICS  (35) 
                         GRIFFON (73-5523) AIR CANADA  (635) 
                    JOE BOB (82-41731) THIRSTY THUGS 0503  (6967) 
                    EVIL DEMON (84-25442) SUPE FORCES 0B08  (4516) 
                      PRIMARY (84-27109) ROOKIE HALEN 35  (4808) 
                         SUCCUBUS (84-42009) REALLY?  (7298) 
                     JELLYFISH HUSSY (84-49856) FELLAS 26  (8559) 
                      WEBBED ROWS (84-54716) SPIDER CREW  (9446) 
                ROBERT PALSON 286 (85-7763) PROJECT MAYHEM 109  (1405) 
                      TATARUSANU (85-12319) E16 ROMANIA  (2249) 
                     WHISPY LIB (85-17248) NIGHTMARES XV  (3160) 
                   NEEDY MOOSE (85-27944) HALLOWEEN TIME 66  (5134) 
                          DEVELOP (85-38007) 6ERR12  (6923) 
                    IF I BLUFF (85-44018) WE'RE A TEAM VI  (8041) 
                            SKULL (85-49348) 33ERR  (8994) 
                   EVIL TRIBBLE (85-52462) PHASERS ON STUN!  (9366) 
                     ZEKKEN (85-52909) THIRSTY THUGS 2002  (9659) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes