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Date   : 08/15/2023    Duedate: 08/28/2023

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 312

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 RHYME TYME 55/385    506  353   4 58.9      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
  2 REDHORSE 56/469      843  830   8 50.4    5 BAD SIGNS 83/397      53   90   0 37.1
    MOSSRUNNERS 1/113                         6 DEADLINE 20/432       55  103   1 34.8
  3 BASH BROS BO 28/452  538  737   9 42.2    7 RAT PAK 41/468         8   22   0 26.7
    BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457                      MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467
    BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460                    RODENTIAN NATION 62/466
    BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there!

Storm Rock arena had 13 fights today.  There were no deaths, no challenges and no 
avoids, and six stand-ins.

     MOD COD (55-2638) (401-224-5,247) of RHYME TYME fought HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (77-
101-0,188) of REDHORSE.  MOD COD devastated HUMMINGBIRD in an action packed 1 minute 
mismatched Title fight.  Mod Cod is still our top Lunger, and Champion of the Horn.  
Hummingbird is our best Slasher.
     MOOSE (56-3459) (52-80-0,184) of REDHORSE fought NARSIL (81-3401) (40-13-1,167) 
of MIRKWOOD ORCS.  MOOSE savagely defeated NARSIL in an exciting 3 minute gory melee.  
Moose remains our top Striker and he is also the overall popularity leader and this 
turn's favorite fighter.  Narsil is the best Total Parry.
     OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (36-68-0,210) of BAD SIGNS fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29) 
(0-0-0,200).  OUT FOR A DUCK slimly lost to CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 5 
minute gory brawl.
     SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (48-38-0,203) of BAD SIGNS fought RIRORNI COOK (107-
24) (0-0-0,181).  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a 1 minute mismatched 
match.  Spawn's Blue Beer is this arena's leading Aimed Blow.
     BUCK (1-2291) (67-129-0,173) of MOSSRUNNERS fought SHOPPING CART (72-6836) (43-
57-1,166) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE.  BUCK was vanquished by SHOPPING CART in a 3 minute 
brutal mismatched fight.  Shopping Cart is Storm Rock's top Wall of Steel.
     RAYNER (20-182) (79-127-3,178) of DEADLINE fought MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) (36-47-
2,135) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR.  RAYNER was devastated by MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute 
one-sided competition.  Rayner remains our top Parry-Riposte, and today he's the least 
popular fighter around.  Marvin Hagler is top Basher.  Some folks think the Bashing 
style has no finesse.  Not so!
     SHARK (31-6525) (38-74-0,176) of BASH BROS OCEAN fought BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (53-
74-1,134) of REDHORSE.  SHARK overcame BROKEN TOE in an action packed 1 minute melee.
     TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (49-45-2,160) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought JAVELINO (56-
3728) (43-53-1,114) of REDHORSE.  TAX PENALTY was vanquished by JAVELINO in an action 
packed 1 minute one-sided duel.  Javelino got 36 points for this win, while Tax 
Penalty lost 33.
     RINGIL (81-3633) (22-6-1,47) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) (0-
0-0,30).  RINGIL viciously subdued RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 2 minute gory fight.
     ANDURIL (81-3435) (23-20-0,29) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5) 
(0-0-0,70).  ANDURIL was beaten by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 2 minute gory melee.  Oh 
croap.  I hate to see that happen.
     GURTHANG (81-3403) (27-13-2,47) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought HEADACHE (28-5609) (32-
41-1,62) of BASH BROS BODY.  GURTHANG was overpowered by HEADACHE in a crowd pleasing 
1 minute one-sided match.
     RAT SOLDIER (62-5152) (26-15-0,53) of RODENTIAN NATION fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER 
(107-1) (0-0-0,30).  RAT SOLDIER overcame ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute contest.
     RENEGADE-RAT (41-388) (24-17-3,79) of RAT PAK fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-1) 
(0-0-0,30).  RENEGADE-RAT was subdued by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a crowd pleasing 4 
minute match.

Is Psycho Cindy's Tiki Garden a good bar?  I haven't tried it.  Anyway, that's all 
I've got about this turn's fights.  See you in fourteen.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             402 224  5  255  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    45  46  4  222  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475          77 102  0  210  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
-TOUCH BASE 32-6828           46  63  1  210  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     49  38  0  209  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 MOOSE 56-3459                53  80  0  202  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        36  69  0  198  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        44  57  1  181  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHARK 31-6525                39  74  0  178  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         37  47  2  167  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 NARSIL 81-3401               40  14  1  166  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 BUCK 1-2291                  67 130  0  159  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JAVELINO 56-3728             44  53  1  150  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 RAYNER 20-182                79 128  3  146  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          49  46  2  127  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
-THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934        30  13  0  104  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEADACHE 28-5609             33  41  1   76  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 RAT SOLDIER 62-5152          27  15  0   55  RODENTIAN NATION (466)     VALAMANTIS
 RENEGADE-RAT 41-388          24  18  3   52  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI
 RINGIL 81-3633               23   6  1   49  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 GURTHANG 81-3403             27  14  2   41  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 ANDURIL 81-3435              23  21  0   35  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Shark -- Oh my gosh, I was having a great day -- and then I forgot to change my train.  
At least you learned something. -- Hummingbird

Marvin Hagler -- You didn't give up as soon as I made my offer, but I'll still buy you 
a beer. -- BuckTax 

Penalty -- In spite of what the announcer said, you're not bad with those weapons. -- 
Moose

Bah.  Sucks to get beat by a stand-in.  But at least she taught me something. -- 
Javelino

Yeah, me too. -- Broken Toe

Wow, we doubled our win total last turn. We somehow dodged the usual bucket of crap 
that falls on our heads, but no worries tho, I'm sure we will return to a 1-5 or 0-6 
next turn. I think we are going for the "lovable losers" nickname. -- 'da rats and 
orcs

Look! Someone else wrote personal ads! Is that you Jorja? :) -- 'da orcs and rats

My guess everyone else is just, "too cool", to contribute ads. Y'all suck! LOL -- 
Orcrats

OK, I'm done. Nobody read these anyway. Good Night, Lucy. -- Ratorcs

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MOD COD devastated HUMMINGBIRD in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
MOOSE savagely defeated NARSIL in a exciting 3 minute gory melee.
OUT FOR A DUCK slimly lost to CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory brawl.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BUCK was vanquished by SHOPPING CART in a 3 minute brutal mismatched fight.
RAYNER was devastated by MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SHARK overcame BROKEN TOE in a action packed 1 minute melee.
TAX PENALTY was vanquished by JAVELINO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
RINGIL viciously subdued RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 2 minute gory fight.
ANDURIL was beaten by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 2 minute gory melee.
GURTHANG was overpowered by HEADACHE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
RAT SOLDIER overcame ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute contest.
RENEGADE-RAT was subdued by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  12 -  0      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     24 -  22 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  23 -  0      34  |

Turn 312 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           402 224  5  255 RHYME TYME (385)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475        77 102  0  210 REDHORSE (469)
AIMED BLOW       SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403   49  38  0  209 BAD SIGNS (397)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOOSE 56-3459              53  80  0  202 REDHORSE (469)
WALL OF STEEL    SHOPPING CART 72-6836      44  57  1  181 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)
BASHING ATTACK   MARVIN HAGLER 16-887       37  47  2  167 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)
TOTAL PARRY      NARSIL 81-3401             40  14  1  166 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              79 128  3  146 DEADLINE (432)

The overall popularity leader is MOOSE 56-3459.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MOOSE 56-3459.  The ten other most popular fighters were OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, 
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, RAT SOLDIER 62-5152, MOD COD 55-2638, 
BROKEN TOE 56-3683, JAVELINO 56-3728, RINGIL 81-3633, HEADACHE 28-5609, and SPAWN'S 
BLUE BEER 83-403.

The least popular fighter this week was RAYNER 20-182.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GURTHANG 81-3403, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, SHARK 31-6525, MARVIN HAGLER 
16-887, BUCK 1-2291, NARSIL 81-3401, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, ANDURIL 81-3435, SPAWN'S 
BLUE BEER 83-403, and HEADACHE 28-5609.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  3 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  2 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291                 67 130  0  159  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887        37  47  2  167  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 RAYNER 20-182               79 128  3  146  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 HEADACHE 28-5609            33  41  1   76  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 SHARK 31-6525               39  74  0  178  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 RENEGADE-RAT 41-388         24  18  3   52  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI
 MOD COD 55-2638            402 224  5  255  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         77 102  0  210  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 RAT SOLDIER 62-5152         27  15  0   55  RODENTIAN NATION (466)     VALAMANTIS
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836       44  57  1  181  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 NARSIL 81-3401              40  14  1  166  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403    49  38  0  209  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE