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Date : 08/15/2023 Duedate: 08/28/2023
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 312
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 RHYME TYME 55/385 506 353 4 58.9 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
2 REDHORSE 56/469 843 830 8 50.4 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 53 90 0 37.1
MOSSRUNNERS 1/113 6 DEADLINE 20/432 55 103 1 34.8
3 BASH BROS BO 28/452 538 737 9 42.2 7 RAT PAK 41/468 8 22 0 26.7
BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457 MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467
BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460 RODENTIAN NATION 62/466
BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there!
Storm Rock arena had 13 fights today. There were no deaths, no challenges and no
avoids, and six stand-ins.
MOD COD (55-2638) (401-224-5,247) of RHYME TYME fought HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (77-
101-0,188) of REDHORSE. MOD COD devastated HUMMINGBIRD in an action packed 1 minute
mismatched Title fight. Mod Cod is still our top Lunger, and Champion of the Horn.
Hummingbird is our best Slasher.
MOOSE (56-3459) (52-80-0,184) of REDHORSE fought NARSIL (81-3401) (40-13-1,167)
of MIRKWOOD ORCS. MOOSE savagely defeated NARSIL in an exciting 3 minute gory melee.
Moose remains our top Striker and he is also the overall popularity leader and this
turn's favorite fighter. Narsil is the best Total Parry.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (36-68-0,210) of BAD SIGNS fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29)
(0-0-0,200). OUT FOR A DUCK slimly lost to CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 5
minute gory brawl.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (48-38-0,203) of BAD SIGNS fought RIRORNI COOK (107-
24) (0-0-0,181). SPAWN'S BLUE BEER overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a 1 minute mismatched
match. Spawn's Blue Beer is this arena's leading Aimed Blow.
BUCK (1-2291) (67-129-0,173) of MOSSRUNNERS fought SHOPPING CART (72-6836) (43-
57-1,166) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE. BUCK was vanquished by SHOPPING CART in a 3 minute
brutal mismatched fight. Shopping Cart is Storm Rock's top Wall of Steel.
RAYNER (20-182) (79-127-3,178) of DEADLINE fought MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) (36-47-
2,135) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR. RAYNER was devastated by MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute
one-sided competition. Rayner remains our top Parry-Riposte, and today he's the least
popular fighter around. Marvin Hagler is top Basher. Some folks think the Bashing
style has no finesse. Not so!
SHARK (31-6525) (38-74-0,176) of BASH BROS OCEAN fought BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (53-
74-1,134) of REDHORSE. SHARK overcame BROKEN TOE in an action packed 1 minute melee.
TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (49-45-2,160) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought JAVELINO (56-
3728) (43-53-1,114) of REDHORSE. TAX PENALTY was vanquished by JAVELINO in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided duel. Javelino got 36 points for this win, while Tax
Penalty lost 33.
RINGIL (81-3633) (22-6-1,47) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) (0-
0-0,30). RINGIL viciously subdued RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 2 minute gory fight.
ANDURIL (81-3435) (23-20-0,29) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5)
(0-0-0,70). ANDURIL was beaten by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 2 minute gory melee. Oh
croap. I hate to see that happen.
GURTHANG (81-3403) (27-13-2,47) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought HEADACHE (28-5609) (32-
41-1,62) of BASH BROS BODY. GURTHANG was overpowered by HEADACHE in a crowd pleasing
1 minute one-sided match.
RAT SOLDIER (62-5152) (26-15-0,53) of RODENTIAN NATION fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER
(107-1) (0-0-0,30). RAT SOLDIER overcame ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute contest.
RENEGADE-RAT (41-388) (24-17-3,79) of RAT PAK fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-1)
(0-0-0,30). RENEGADE-RAT was subdued by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a crowd pleasing 4
minute match.
Is Psycho Cindy's Tiki Garden a good bar? I haven't tried it. Anyway, that's all
I've got about this turn's fights. See you in fourteen.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 402 224 5 255 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 45 46 4 222 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 77 102 0 210 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
-TOUCH BASE 32-6828 46 63 1 210 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 49 38 0 209 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
MOOSE 56-3459 53 80 0 202 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 36 69 0 198 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 44 57 1 181 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHARK 31-6525 39 74 0 178 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 37 47 2 167 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
NARSIL 81-3401 40 14 1 166 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
BUCK 1-2291 67 130 0 159 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAVELINO 56-3728 44 53 1 150 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
RAYNER 20-182 79 128 3 146 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 49 46 2 127 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
-THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 30 13 0 104 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEADACHE 28-5609 33 41 1 76 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 27 15 0 55 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 24 18 3 52 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
RINGIL 81-3633 23 6 1 49 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
GURTHANG 81-3403 27 14 2 41 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
ANDURIL 81-3435 23 21 0 35 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Shark -- Oh my gosh, I was having a great day -- and then I forgot to change my train.
At least you learned something. -- Hummingbird
Marvin Hagler -- You didn't give up as soon as I made my offer, but I'll still buy you
a beer. -- BuckTax
Penalty -- In spite of what the announcer said, you're not bad with those weapons. --
Moose
Bah. Sucks to get beat by a stand-in. But at least she taught me something. --
Javelino
Yeah, me too. -- Broken Toe
Wow, we doubled our win total last turn. We somehow dodged the usual bucket of crap
that falls on our heads, but no worries tho, I'm sure we will return to a 1-5 or 0-6
next turn. I think we are going for the "lovable losers" nickname. -- 'da rats and
orcs
Look! Someone else wrote personal ads! Is that you Jorja? :) -- 'da orcs and rats
My guess everyone else is just, "too cool", to contribute ads. Y'all suck! LOL --
Orcrats
OK, I'm done. Nobody read these anyway. Good Night, Lucy. -- Ratorcs
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MOD COD devastated HUMMINGBIRD in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
MOOSE savagely defeated NARSIL in a exciting 3 minute gory melee.
OUT FOR A DUCK slimly lost to CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory brawl.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BUCK was vanquished by SHOPPING CART in a 3 minute brutal mismatched fight.
RAYNER was devastated by MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SHARK overcame BROKEN TOE in a action packed 1 minute melee.
TAX PENALTY was vanquished by JAVELINO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
RINGIL viciously subdued RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 2 minute gory fight.
ANDURIL was beaten by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 2 minute gory melee.
GURTHANG was overpowered by HEADACHE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
RAT SOLDIER overcame ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute contest.
RENEGADE-RAT was subdued by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 2 - 0 71 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 12 - 0 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 24 - 22 - 0 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 4 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 8 - 10 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 23 - 0 34 |
Turn 312 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 402 224 5 255 RHYME TYME (385)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 77 102 0 210 REDHORSE (469)
AIMED BLOW SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 49 38 0 209 BAD SIGNS (397)
STRIKING ATTACK MOOSE 56-3459 53 80 0 202 REDHORSE (469)
WALL OF STEEL SHOPPING CART 72-6836 44 57 1 181 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)
BASHING ATTACK MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 37 47 2 167 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)
TOTAL PARRY NARSIL 81-3401 40 14 1 166 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 79 128 3 146 DEADLINE (432)
The overall popularity leader is MOOSE 56-3459. The most popular warrior this turn
was MOOSE 56-3459. The ten other most popular fighters were OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275,
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, RAT SOLDIER 62-5152, MOD COD 55-2638,
BROKEN TOE 56-3683, JAVELINO 56-3728, RINGIL 81-3633, HEADACHE 28-5609, and SPAWN'S
BLUE BEER 83-403.
The least popular fighter this week was RAYNER 20-182. The other ten least popular
fighters were GURTHANG 81-3403, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, SHARK 31-6525, MARVIN HAGLER
16-887, BUCK 1-2291, NARSIL 81-3401, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, ANDURIL 81-3435, SPAWN'S
BLUE BEER 83-403, and HEADACHE 28-5609.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 3 0
MORYA(28) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 2 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUCK 1-2291 67 130 0 159 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 37 47 2 167 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
RAYNER 20-182 79 128 3 146 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
HEADACHE 28-5609 33 41 1 76 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
SHARK 31-6525 39 74 0 178 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 24 18 3 52 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
MOD COD 55-2638 402 224 5 255 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 77 102 0 210 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 27 15 0 55 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 44 57 1 181 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
NARSIL 81-3401 40 14 1 166 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 49 38 0 209 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE