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Date   : 12/19/2023    Duedate: 01/01/2024

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 321

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 RHYME TYME 55/385    514  354   4 59.2      CON + INSULT 32/442
  2 MADNESS 81/465        26   21   0 55.3      HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
  3 REDHORSE 56/469      862  856   8 50.2    7 DEADLINE 20/432       62  105   1 37.1
  4 BASH BROS BO 28/452  560  760   9 42.4    8 RAT PAK 41/468        21   57   0 26.9
    BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457                      SABERTOOTH 36/470
    BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460                    MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467
    BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454                   RODENTIAN NATION 62/466
    BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hi there.

Storm Rock had fourteen fights today, with no challenges and no avoids.  And five 
stand-ins.  A seer warned that the city would perish if exactly six people died in the 
arena today.  Luckily, nobody kicked the bucket at all.

     MOD COD (55-2638) (409-225-5,249) of RHYME TYME fought JAVELINO (56-3728) (49-56-
1,223) of REDHORSE.  MOD COD devastated JAVELINO in an action packed 1 minute 
mismatched Title fight.  So Mod Cod is still the Champion of the Horn, and our best 
Lunger.  Javelino is our highest ranked Striker.
     TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (50-67-1,191) of CON + INSULT fought BUCK (1-2291) (68-137-
0,153) of MOSSRUNNERS.  TOUCH BASE demolished BUCK in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-
sided melee.
     MOOSE (56-3459) (56-85-0,186) of REDHORSE fought SHOPPING CART (72-6836) (47-62-
1,194) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE.  MOOSE was bested by SHOPPING CART in a popular 4 minute 
contest.  But Moose is this turn's favorite fighter, also the overall popularity 
leader.  Shopping Cart is Storm Rock's top Wall of Steel again this turn.
     HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (82-105-0,210) of REDHORSE fought HYDRA (20-934) (37-33-
0,182) of HERO'S INC.  HUMMINGBIRD savagely defeated HYDRA in a crowd pleasing 2 
minute bloody match.  Hummingbird is the top Slasher.
     NARSIL (81-3401) (42-18-1,182) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought LAUDINA (81-3658) (29-18-
2,156) of MADNESS.  NARSIL unbelievably bested LAUDINA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute 
brutal fight.  Narsil is the top Total Parry.  Laudina is the leading Parry-Lunge.
     RAYNER (20-182) (86-129-3,206) of DEADLINE fought SHARK (31-6525) (42-79-0,154) 
of BASH BROS OCEAN.  RAYNER slimly lost to SHARK in a popular 5 minute gruesome 
competition.  Rayner is still our leading Parry-Riposte.
     MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) (41-51-2,181) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR fought BROKEN TOE (56-
3683) (57-79-1,179) of REDHORSE.  MARVIN HAGLER vanquished BROKEN TOE in a 1 minute 
uneven duel.  Marvin Hagler continues as Storm Rock's leading Basher.
     TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (48-51-4,176) of HOUSE JHEREG fought TAX PENALTY (72-
7311) (52-51-2,125) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE.  TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was viciously subdued by 
TAX PENALTY in a 2 minute fight.  Tax Penalty was awarded 34 points, while Tem of 
Smallcliff lost 30.
     HEADACHE (28-5609) (37-45-1,91) of BASH BROS BODY fought REDBONE (36-131) (23-28-
4,68) of SABERTOOTH.  HEADACHE overpowered REDBONE in an action packed 1 minute gory 
one-sided fight.
     RINGIL (81-3633) (24-11-1,40) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) (0-0-
0,91).  RINGIL was savagely defeated by RIRORNI COOK in an exciting 2 minute bloody 
match.  
     ANDURIL (81-3435) (25-25-0,55) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought GOJIRO (107-31) (0-0-
0,92).  ANDURIL was handily defeated by GOJIRO in an exciting 1 minute one-sided 
contest.  Oh!  Anduril was voted least popular fighter for this turn.  Too bad.  But 
he is our best Aimed Blow.
     GURTHANG (81-3403) (28-19-2,39) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-
1) (0-0-0,90).  GURTHANG slimly won victory over ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute 
bout.
     RAT SOLDIER (62-5152) (28-20-0,43) of RODENTIAN NATION fought CAPTURED PIRATE 
KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30).  RAT SOLDIER handily defeated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 
minute one-sided conflict.
     RENEGADE-RAT (41-388) (26-22-3,72) of RAT PAK fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) (0-
0-0,60).  RENEGADE-RAT viciously subdued RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 2 minute bloody bout.

That's not much to tell you.  I hope you have a great fortnight which includes an 
excellent feast!

                                          -- Olaf Modeen 

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             410 225  5  260  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475          83 105  0  215  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JAVELINO 56-3728             49  57  1  210  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        48  62  1  200  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           51  67  1  194  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         42  51  2  190  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
-THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934        33  17  0  188  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 NARSIL 81-3401               43  18  1  187  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 MOOSE 56-3459                56  86  0  186  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 SHARK 31-6525                43  79  0  185  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 HYDRA 20-934                 37  34  0  182  HERO'S INC (463)           SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAYNER 20-182                86 130  3  175  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683           57  80  1  170  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 LAUDINA 81-3658              29  19  2  167  MADNESS (465)              SHADOWSPIRE
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          53  51  2  159  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 BUCK 1-2291                  68 138  0  153  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    48  52  4  146  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEADACHE 28-5609             38  45  1   96  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RENEGADE-RAT 41-388          27  22  3   75  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI
 GURTHANG 81-3403             29  19  2   71  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 REDBONE 36-131               23  29  4   64  SABERTOOTH (470)           JHANS
 ANDURIL 81-3435              25  26  0   54  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 RAT SOLDIER 62-5152          29  20  0   51  RODENTIAN NATION (466)     VALAMANTIS
 RINGIL 81-3633               24  12  1   48  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Mod Cod -- Good fight.  Change your train. -- Hummingbird

Shopping Cart -- I do like your style. -- Moose

Touch Base -- You were having a bad day. -- Javelino

Narsil -- Glad I could teach you something. -- Broken Toe

Tax Penalty -- What? How did I win?  Why did you have those weapons? -- Buck

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MOD COD devastated JAVELINO in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
TOUCH BASE demolished BUCK in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
MOOSE was bested by SHOPPING CART in a popular 4 minute contest.
HUMMINGBIRD savagely defeated HYDRA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
NARSIL unbelievably bested LAUDINA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal fight.
RAYNER slimly lost to SHARK in a popular 5 minute gruesome competition.
MARVIN HAGLER vanquished BROKEN TOE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was viciously subdued by TAX PENALTY in a 2 minute fight.
HEADACHE overpowered REDBONE in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
RINGIL was savagely defeated by RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
ANDURIL was handily defeated by GOJIRO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
GURTHANG slimly won victory over ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 2 minute bout.
RAT SOLDIER handily defeated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RENEGADE-RAT viciously subdued RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 2 minute bloody bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  16 -  0      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  20 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW         9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  27 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -  14 -  0      22  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 321 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         4  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           410 225  5  260 RHYME TYME (385)
SLASHING ATTACK  HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475        83 105  0  215 REDHORSE (469)
STRIKING ATTACK  JAVELINO 56-3728           49  57  1  210 REDHORSE (469)
WALL OF STEEL    SHOPPING CART 72-6836      48  62  1  200 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)
BASHING ATTACK   MARVIN HAGLER 16-887       42  51  2  190 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)
TOTAL PARRY      NARSIL 81-3401             43  18  1  187 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              86 130  3  175 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAUDINA 81-3658            29  19  2  167 MADNESS (465)
AIMED BLOW       ANDURIL 81-3435            25  26  0   54 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is MOOSE 56-3459.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MOOSE 56-3459.  The ten other most popular fighters were LAUDINA 81-3658, RAYNER 
20-182, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, SHARK 
31-6525, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, GURTHANG 81-3403, HEADACHE 28-5609, and RENEGADE-RAT 
41-388.

The least popular fighter this week was ANDURIL 81-3435.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BROKEN TOE 56-3683, RINGIL 81-3633, HYDRA 20-934, BUCK 1-2291, JAVELINO 
56-3728, REDBONE 36-131, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, RAT SOLDIER 
62-5152, and NARSIL 81-3401.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  3 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  0 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  3 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291                 68 138  0  153  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887        42  51  2  190  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 HYDRA 20-934                37  34  0  182  HERO'S INC (463)           SEAM
 HEADACHE 28-5609            38  45  1   96  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 SHARK 31-6525               43  79  0  185  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828          51  67  1  194  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   48  52  4  146  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 REDBONE 36-131              23  29  4   64  SABERTOOTH (470)           JHANS
 RENEGADE-RAT 41-388         27  22  3   75  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI
 MOD COD 55-2638            410 225  5  260  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         83 105  0  215  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 RAT SOLDIER 62-5152         29  20  0   51  RODENTIAN NATION (466)     VALAMANTIS
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836       48  62  1  200  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 NARSIL 81-3401              43  18  1  187  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE

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