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Date   : 02/13/2024    Duedate: 02/26/2024

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 325

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 RHYME TYME 55/385    518  354   4 59.4      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
  2 MADNESS 81/465        29   26   0 52.7      CON + INSULT 32/442
    HERO'S INC 20/463                           HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
  3 REDHORSE 56/469      876  862   8 50.4    6 DEADLINE 20/432       63  108   1 36.8
    MOSSRUNNERS 1/113                         7 RAT PAK 41/468        30   76   0 28.3
  4 BASH BROS BO 28/452  570  770   9 42.5      SABERTOOTH 36/470
    BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457                      MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467
    BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460                    RODENTIAN NATION 62/466

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there.

Storm Rock arena had fifteen fights today, seven of which involved a stand-in.  The 
stand-ins had a 6-1 turn.  There were no challenges, no avoids, and no deaths.

     MOD COD (55-2638) (413-225-5,290) of RHYME TYME fought TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (56-
51-2,210) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE.  MOD COD devastated TAX PENALTY in a 1 minute 
mismatched Title fight.  So Mod Cod remains our top Lunger, and Champion of the Horn.  
Tax Penalty is our leading Basher.  I wonder, do these horns at the arenas have any 
magical properties?  Are they any use in a fight?  Anyway, Tax Penalty was voted least 
popular.
     BUCK (1-2291) (70-139-0,182) of MOSSRUNNERS fought HYDRA (20-934) (38-36-0,169) 
of HERO'S INC.  BUCK viciously subdued HYDRA in an action packed 3 minute brutal 
battle.  Buck is our best Total Parry at the moment, replacing Narsil.
     TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (52-69-1,188) of CON + INSULT fought RAYNER (20-182) (86-
133-3,152) of DEADLINE.  TOUCH BASE was narrowly defeated by RAYNER in a 2 minute 
duel.  Rayner is Storm Rock's leading Parry-Riposte, and gained 24 recognition points.  
Touch Base lost 22.
     SHARK (31-6525) (44-81-0,200) of BASH BROS OCEAN fought LAUDINA (81-3658) (31-20-
2,170) of MADNESS.  SHARK slimly won victory over LAUDINA in a popular 3 minute gory 
contest.  Shark is the top Wall of Steel today.  Laudina is Storm Rock's highest 
ranked Parry-Lunge.
     MOOSE (56-3459) (59-86-0,200) of REDHORSE fought NARSIL (81-3401) (44-20-1,184) 
of MIRKWOOD ORCS.  MOOSE savagely defeated NARSIL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute 
gruesome competition.  Moose is both the overall popularity leader and this turn's 
favorite, and the highest ranked Striker.
     HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (84-107-0,210) of REDHORSE fought MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) 
(43-53-2,193) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR.  HUMMINGBIRD overpowered MARVIN HAGLER in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.  Hummingbird is our best Slasher.
     JAVELINO (56-3728) (50-59-1,192) of REDHORSE fought TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) 
(49-54-4,176) of HOUSE JHEREG.  JAVELINO savagely defeated TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in an 
action packed 2 minute melee.
     SHOPPING CART (72-6836) (50-63-1,200) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE fought CLOTTO (107-
25) (0-0-0,181).  SHOPPING CART was vanquished by CLOTTO in a 2 minute gruesome one-
sided duel.
     BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (59-81-1,167) of REDHORSE fought HEADACHE (28-5609) (40-46-
1,123) of BASH BROS BODY.  BROKEN TOE won victory over HEADACHE in a popular 1 minute 
fight.
     RINGIL (81-3633) (25-14-1,74) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought GOJIRO (107-31) (0-0-0,92).  
RINGIL was overpowered by GOJIRO in a 2 minute gory one-sided melee.
     ANDURIL (81-3435) (27-27-0,90) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought GOJIRO (107-31) (0-0-
0,92).  ANDURIL was narrowly defeated by GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody 
match.
     GURTHANG (81-3403) (29-22-2,61) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5) 
(0-0-0,70).  GURTHANG was devastated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided 
battle.
     RAT SOLDIER (62-5152) (31-21-0,90) of RODENTIAN NATION fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) 
(0-0-0,90).  RAT SOLDIER handily defeated R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.  
Rat Soldier is our best Aimed Blow, and the only gladiator to beat a stand-in today.
     RENEGADE-RAT (41-388) (29-23-3,77) of RAT PAK fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-0,90).  
RENEGADE-RAT slimly lost to R.O.U.S. in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout.
     REDBONE (36-131) (23-32-4,63) of SABERTOOTH fought GOJIRO (107-31) (0-0-0,92).  
REDBONE was handily defeated by GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.

There you have it.  Next turn I hope it's a bit livelier around here.

							-- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             414 225  5  303  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475          85 107  0  219  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 MOOSE 56-3459                60  86  0  216  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          56  52  2  210  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 SHARK 31-6525                45  81  0  204  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 JAVELINO 56-3728             51  59  1  196  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 BUCK 1-2291                  71 139  0  188  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         43  54  2  185  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 NARSIL 81-3401               44  21  1  183  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        50  64  1  180  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
-THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934        33  18  0  179  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 RAYNER 20-182                87 133  3  176  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 LAUDINA 81-3658              31  21  2  176  MADNESS (465)              SHADOWSPIRE
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    49  55  4  175  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683           60  81  1  169  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 HYDRA 20-934                 38  37  0  167  HERO'S INC (463)           SEAM
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           52  70  1  166  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEADACHE 28-5609             40  47  1  129  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAT SOLDIER 62-5152          32  21  0  100  RODENTIAN NATION (466)     VALAMANTIS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANDURIL 81-3435              27  28  0   89  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 RENEGADE-RAT 41-388          29  24  3   78  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI
-OTTO'S BUSBOY 81-3775        16  22  0   70  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 RINGIL 81-3633               25  15  1   69  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 REDBONE 36-131               23  33  4   60  SABERTOOTH (470)           JHANS
 GURTHANG 81-3403             29  23  2   53  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Mod Cod -- Why do I keep getting matched against you?  There are other grand 
champions, aren't there?  I had a more or less winning record, and you're ruining it.  
Not your fault, but still. -- Hummingbird

Tem of Smallcliff -- Bah, no train for either of us. -- MooseTouch Base -- Well, I 
guess you're a little less bad at our style than I am. -- Moose 

Shopping Cart -- Thought I was gonna beat you that time. -- Javelino

Headache -- If it makes you feel better, you did give me a headache. -- Buck

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MOD COD devastated TAX PENALTY in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BUCK viciously subdued HYDRA in a action packed 3 minute brutal battle.
TOUCH BASE was narrowly defeated by RAYNER in a 2 minute duel.
SHARK slimly won victory over LAUDINA in a popular 3 minute gory contest.
MOOSE savagely defeated NARSIL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome competition.
HUMMINGBIRD overpowered MARVIN HAGLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JAVELINO savagely defeated TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a action packed 2 minute melee.
SHOPPING CART was vanquished by CLOTTO in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
BROKEN TOE won victory over HEADACHE in a popular 1 minute fight.
RINGIL was overpowered by GOJIRO in a 2 minute gory one-sided melee.
ANDURIL was narrowly defeated by GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match.
GURTHANG was devastated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
RAT SOLDIER handily defeated R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
RENEGADE-RAT slimly lost to R.O.U.S. in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout.
REDBONE was handily defeated by GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  13 -  0      66  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  21 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -  11 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  30 -  0      38  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  12 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 325 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  4         3  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           414 225  5  303 RHYME TYME (385)
SLASHING ATTACK  HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475        85 107  0  219 REDHORSE (469)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOOSE 56-3459              60  86  0  216 REDHORSE (469)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   TAX PENALTY 72-7311        56  52  2  210 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)
WALL OF STEEL    SHARK 31-6525              45  81  0  204 BASH BROS OCEAN (457)
TOTAL PARRY      BUCK 1-2291                71 139  0  188 MOSSRUNNERS (113)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              87 133  3  176 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAUDINA 81-3658            31  21  2  176 MADNESS (465)
AIMED BLOW       RAT SOLDIER 62-5152        32  21  0  100 RODENTIAN NATION (466)

The overall popularity leader is MOOSE 56-3459.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MOOSE 56-3459.  The ten other most popular fighters were JAVELINO 56-3728, 
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388, LAUDINA 81-3658, BUCK 1-2291, ANDURIL 81-3435, SHARK 31-6525, 
RAYNER 20-182, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, RAT SOLDIER 62-5152, and TOUCH BASE 32-6828.

The least popular fighter this week was TAX PENALTY 72-7311.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were REDBONE 36-131, GURTHANG 81-3403, RINGIL 81-3633, HEADACHE 
28-5609, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, 
NARSIL 81-3401, HYDRA 20-934, and MOD COD 55-2638.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  2 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  5 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291                 71 139  0  188  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887        43  54  2  185  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 RAYNER 20-182               87 133  3  176  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 HEADACHE 28-5609            40  47  1  129  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 SHARK 31-6525               45  81  0  204  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828          52  70  1  166  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   49  55  4  175  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 REDBONE 36-131              23  33  4   60  SABERTOOTH (470)           JHANS
 RENEGADE-RAT 41-388         29  24  3   78  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI
 MOD COD 55-2638            414 225  5  303  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         85 107  0  219  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 RAT SOLDIER 62-5152         32  21  0  100  RODENTIAN NATION (466)     VALAMANTIS
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311         56  52  2  210  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 NARSIL 81-3401              44  21  1  183  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE