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Date   : 04/09/2024    Duedate: 04/22/2024

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 329

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 RHYME TYME 55/385    522  354   4 59.6      BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
  2 MADNESS 81/465        33   30   0 52.4      CON + INSULT 32/442
    HERO'S INC 20/463                           HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
  3 REDHORSE 56/469      884  874   8 50.3    7 DEADLINE 20/432       66  109   1 37.7
    MOSSRUNNERS 1/113                         8 RAT PAK 41/468        41   94   0 30.4
  5 BASH BROS BO 28/452  581  779   9 42.7      SABERTOOTH 36/470
    BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457                      FIREHAND ORCS 20/471
    BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460                    MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467
    BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454                   RODENTIAN NATION 62/466

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hi there.

Storm Rock had fifteen fights today.  One person challenged, and one person died (not 
in the same fight).  Redhorse avoided Rhyme Time.

     GURTHANG (81-3403) (30-25-2,60) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) 
(0-0-0,60).  GURTHANG was murdered by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute mismatched match.  
Sucks to be killed by a stand-in.
     HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (86-109-0,210) of REDHORSE challenged RAYNER (20-182) (89-
134-3,191) of DEADLINE.  HUMMINGBIRD was bested by RAYNER in a 3 minute bloody 
Challenge fight.  Well, at least she didn't have to fight Mod Cod.  Hummingbird is 
still our top (only) Slasher.  Rayner is the leading Parry-Riposte.
     MOD COD (55-2638) (417-225-5,338) of RHYME TYME fought TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (55-
70-1,207) of CON + INSULT.  MOD COD vanquished TOUCH BASE in a 1 minute uneven Title 
battle.  Mod Cod remains Storm Rock Arena's overall popularity leader, and top Lunger.
     SHARK (31-6525) (46-83-0,184) of BASH BROS OCEAN fought BUCK (1-2291) (71-142-
0,175) of MOSSRUNNERS.  SHARK subdued BUCK in a 2 minute gruesome fight.  Buck is now 
our top Total Parry, but he isn't very good at it.
     MOOSE (56-3459) (62-87-0,198) of REDHORSE fought TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (57-54-
2,198) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE.  MOOSE viciously subdued TAX PENALTY in a popular 2 
minute gory contest.  Moose is top Striker.  Last turn, Tax Penalty was the top 
Basher.  This turn, it's Headache. 
     HEADACHE (28-5609) (42-48-1,187) of BASH BROS BODY fought LAUDINA (81-3658) (32-
23-2,176) of MADNESS.  HEADACHE demolished LAUDINA in a 1 minute mismatched 
competition.  And here we go.  Headache is now the top Basher.  Laudina is the leading 
Parry-Lunge, and the least popular fighter in the arena.
     HYDRA (20-934) (40-38-0,201) of HERO'S INC fought TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) 
(50-57-4,174) of HOUSE JHEREG.  HYDRA won victory over TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 2 minute 
fight.
     SHOPPING CART (72-6836) (53-64-1,208) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE fought FLOYD (107-10) 
(0-0-0,151).  SHOPPING CART devastated FLOYD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory 
mismatched match.  Shopping Cart is still our best Wall of Steel, and this turn's 
favorite fighter.
     MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) (43-57-2,162) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR fought NARSIL (81-3401) 
(45-23-1,179) of MIRKWOOD ORCS.  MARVIN HAGLER viciously subdued NARSIL in an action 
packed 3 minute gruesome melee.  Marvin Hagler gained 28 points in this fight.
     JAVELINO (56-3728) (52-61-1,165) of REDHORSE fought HAMMERGRIM (20-921) (31-19-
0,133) of FIREHAND ORCS.  JAVELINO vanquished HAMMERGRIM in a 2 minute gruesome uneven 
fight.
     BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (61-83-1,143) of REDHORSE fought ANDURIL (81-3435) (28-30-
0,100) of MIRKWOOD ORCS.  BROKEN TOE savagely defeated ANDURIL in a 2 minute brutal 
fight.  Anduril, however, is the leading Aimed Blow.
     RINGIL (81-3633) (27-16-1,88) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (107-
2) (0-0-0,30).  RINGIL viciously subdued CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 2 minute gory bout.
     RAT SOLDIER (62-5152) (33-23-0,76) of RODENTIAN NATION fought CAPTURED PIRATE 
KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30).  RAT SOLDIER demolished CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a popular 2 
minute mismatched match.
     RENEGADE-RAT (41-388) (30-26-3,87) of RAT PAK fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) (0-
0-0,60).  RENEGADE-RAT handily defeated RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 2 minute gory uneven 
fight.
     REDBONE (36-131) (24-34-4,68) of SABERTOOTH fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) (0-0-
0,60).  REDBONE was devastated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in an exciting 1 minute bloody 
uneven duel.

So, that's it for now.  Catch you in a fortnight!

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             418 225  5  348  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           55  71  1  210  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        54  64  1  210  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 MOOSE 56-3459                63  87  0  208  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
-THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934        35  18  0  204  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 HYDRA 20-934                 41  38  0  203  HERO'S INC (463)           SEAM
 RAYNER 20-182                90 134  3  202  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 HEADACHE 28-5609             43  48  1  200  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          57  55  2  194  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475          86 110  0  191  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         44  57  2  190  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 SHARK 31-6525                47  83  0  188  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    50  58  4  177  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JAVELINO 56-3728             53  61  1  174  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 BUCK 1-2291                  71 143  0  173  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT
 LAUDINA 81-3658              32  24  2  169  MADNESS (465)              SHADOWSPIRE
 NARSIL 81-3401               45  24  1  166  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683           62  83  1  145  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 HAMMERGRIM 20-921            31  20  0  131  FIREHAND ORCS (471)        SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANDURIL 81-3435              28  31  0  100  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 RENEGADE-RAT 41-388          31  26  3   91  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RINGIL 81-3633               28  16  1   90  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 RAT SOLDIER 62-5152          34  23  0   78  RODENTIAN NATION (466)     VALAMANTIS
-TAWD MRYKWOOD 43-5513        17   8  0   62  PRIDE OF ALASTARI (475)    VEASTIAN
 REDBONE 36-131               24  35  4   54  SABERTOOTH (470)           JHANS
 GURTHANG 81-3403             30  26  2   50  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
GURTHANG 81-3403          30  26  2 MIRKWOOD ORCS 467      RIRORNI SOLDIER            329

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Mod Cod -- Oh poot. There are other Grand Champions besides me, but I always seem to 
get matched with you.  And I can never beat you.  You, fishy sir, are hell on my 
record. -- Hummingbird

Marvin Hagler -- That was a rought matchup for you. -- Moose

Headache -- Wow.  You hit really hard. -- Javelino

Narsil -- Well fought!  I love long fights. -- Buck

Anduril -- You've improved since the last time we met on the sands.  Nice going. -- 
Broken Toe

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HUMMINGBIRD was bested by RAYNER in a 3 minute bloody Challenge fight.
MOD COD vanquished TOUCH BASE in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
SHARK subdued BUCK in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
MOOSE viciously subdued TAX PENALTY in a popular 2 minute gory contest.
HEADACHE demolished LAUDINA in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HYDRA won victory over TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 2 minute fight.
SHOPPING CART devastated FLOYD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory mismatched match.
MARVIN HAGLER viciously subdued NARSIL in a action packed 3 minute gruesome melee.
JAVELINO vanquished HAMMERGRIM in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
BROKEN TOE savagely defeated ANDURIL in a 2 minute brutal fight.
RINGIL viciously subdued CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 2 minute gory bout.
GURTHANG was murdered by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
RAT SOLDIER demolished CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a popular 2 minute mismatched match.
RENEGADE-RAT handily defeated RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 2 minute gory uneven fight.
REDBONE was devastated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  14 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  28 -  0      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW         9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  23 -  0      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY        8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  14 -  0      22  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 329 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           418 225  5  348 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL    SHOPPING CART 72-6836      54  64  1  210 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  MOOSE 56-3459              63  87  0  208 REDHORSE (469)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              90 134  3  202 DEADLINE (432)
BASHING ATTACK   HEADACHE 28-5609           43  48  1  200 BASH BROS BODY (452)
SLASHING ATTACK  HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475        86 110  0  191 REDHORSE (469)
TOTAL PARRY      BUCK 1-2291                71 143  0  173 MOSSRUNNERS (113)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAUDINA 81-3658            32  24  2  169 MADNESS (465)
AIMED BLOW       ANDURIL 81-3435            28  31  0  100 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SHOPPING CART 72-6836.  The ten other most popular fighters were MOOSE 56-3459, 
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, RAT SOLDIER 62-5152, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, SHARK 31-6525, 
JAVELINO 56-3728, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, RENEGADE-RAT 41-388, RAYNER 20-182, and HYDRA 
20-934.

The least popular fighter this week was LAUDINA 81-3658.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were REDBONE 36-131, GURTHANG 81-3403, HAMMERGRIM 20-921, TOUCH BASE 
32-6828, ANDURIL 81-3435, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, MOD COD 55-2638, RINGIL 81-3633, 
NARSIL 81-3401, and HEADACHE 28-5609.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             2  1 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  4 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291                 71 143  0  173  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887        44  57  2  190  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 HYDRA 20-934                41  38  0  203  HERO'S INC (463)           SEAM
 HEADACHE 28-5609            43  48  1  200  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 SHARK 31-6525               47  83  0  188  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828          55  71  1  210  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   50  58  4  177  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 REDBONE 36-131              24  35  4   54  SABERTOOTH (470)           JHANS
 RENEGADE-RAT 41-388         31  26  3   91  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI
 MOD COD 55-2638            418 225  5  348  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 MOOSE 56-3459               63  87  0  208  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 RAT SOLDIER 62-5152         34  23  0   78  RODENTIAN NATION (466)     VALAMANTIS
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836       54  64  1  210  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 LAUDINA 81-3658             32  24  2  169  MADNESS (465)              SHADOWSPIRE