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Date : 05/07/2024 Duedate: 05/20/2024
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 331
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 RHYME TYME 55/385 523 355 4 59.6 5 DEFROSTED 75/455 184 294 4 38.5
2 MADNESS 81/465 35 32 0 52.2 CON + INSULT 32/442
HERO'S INC 20/463 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
3 REDHORSE 56/469 891 877 8 50.4 6 DEADLINE 20/432 66 111 1 37.3
MOSSRUNNERS 1/113 7 RAT PAK 41/468 48 103 0 31.8
4 BASH BROS BO 28/452 587 783 9 42.8 SABERTOOTH 36/470
BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457 FIREHAND ORCS 20/471
BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460 MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467
BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454 RODENTIAN NATION 62/466
BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey, you poozers. There were fifteen fights in Storm Rock Arena today. No
challenges, no avoids, no death. Peh. No fun!
MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) (45-57-2,302) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR fought BUCK (1-2291)
(72-143-0,193) of MOSSRUNNERS. MARVIN HAGLER was devastated by BUCK in a 1 minute
mismatched Title fight. Oh, I really can't believe this. Marvin Hagler is just 12
wins short of an even record -- well, thirteen now. My research showed that Buck
entered Mordant Arena with the fighting name of "Buck Naked He" because his manager
thought he barely had a working brain. Now he's our leading Total Parry and the
Champion of the Horn?
SHOPPING CART (72-6836) (55-64-1,220) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE fought MOD COD (55-
2638) (418-226-5,185) of RHYME TYME. SHOPPING CART was demolished by MOD COD in a 1
minute one-sided melee. Mod Cod is our overall popularity leader. Shopping Cart is
this turn's least favorite fighter.
TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (55-72-1,188) of CON + INSULT fought NARSIL (81-3401) (45-
25-1,171) of MIRKWOOD ORCS. TOUCH BASE overpowered NARSIL in a crowd pleasing 1
minute gory mismatched duel. Touch Base is Storm Rock's best Lunger.
MOOSE (56-3459) (64-87-0,210) of REDHORSE fought THE OVEN BIRD (75-3934) (36-18-
0,208) of DEFROSTED. MOOSE was narrowly defeated by THE OVEN BIRD in a crowd pleasing
5 minute match. Moose is this turn's favorite fighter and The Oven Bird is top Waste.
HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (86-111-0,196) of REDHORSE fought HEADACHE (28-5609) (43-
49-1,184) of BASH BROS BODY. HUMMINGBIRD vanquished HEADACHE in an exciting 1 minute
mismatched fight. Hummingbird is still the top Slasher.
JAVELINO (56-3728) (54-61-1,198) of REDHORSE fought RAYNER (20-182) (90-135-
3,177) of DEADLINE. JAVELINO devastated RAYNER in an action packed 1 minute one-sided
competition. Javelino is the top Striker, while Rayner is the leading Parry-Riposte.
SHARK (31-6525) (48-83-0,202) of BASH BROS OCEAN fought TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-
4865) (50-59-4,178) of HOUSE JHEREG. SHARK viciously subdued TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in an
action packed 1 minute gruesome duel.
TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (58-55-2,210) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought HYDRA (20-934)
(41-39-0,190) of HERO'S INC. TAX PENALTY overpowered HYDRA in a popular 1 minute
uneven duel. Tax Penalty is top Basher.
LAUDINA (81-3658) (33-24-2,178) of MADNESS fought HAMMERGRIM (20-921) (31-21-
0,133) of FIREHAND ORCS. LAUDINA savagely defeated HAMMERGRIM in an action packed 2
minute gory match. Laudina is our leading Parry-Lunge.
BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (63-83-1,147) of REDHORSE fought RENEGADE-RAT (41-388) (31-
27-3,100) of RAT PAK. BROKEN TOE was narrowly defeated by RENEGADE-RAT in an exciting
2 minute match. Renegade-Rat earned 32 points for this victory, and caused Broken Toe
to lost 27.
RINGIL (81-3633) (29-16-1,92) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE (107-
8) (0-0-0,110). RINGIL bested ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute
conflict.
ANDURIL (81-3435) (28-32-0,90) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5)
(0-0-0,70). ANDURIL subdued UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
GURTHANG (81-3403) (31-26-2,83) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5)
(0-0-0,70). GURTHANG was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched
conflict.
RAT SOLDIER (62-5152) (35-23-0,90) of RODENTIAN NATION fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER
(107-1) (0-0-0,90). RAT SOLDIER overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-
sided duel. Rat Soldier is our best Aimed Blow.
REDBONE (36-131) (24-36-4,59) of SABERTOOTH fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) (0-0-
0,91). REDBONE was vanquished by RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided
fray.
Well, that's about the size of today's spy report. Go figure.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUCK 1-2291 73 143 0 208 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 59 55 2 219 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 37 18 0 216 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 55 65 1 210 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 56 72 1 207 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
MOD COD 55-2638 419 226 5 204 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 87 111 0 204 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
JAVELINO 56-3728 55 61 1 204 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
SHARK 31-6525 49 83 0 204 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
MOOSE 56-3459 64 88 0 203 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 45 58 2 187 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
HYDRA 20-934 41 40 0 184 HERO'S INC (463) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LAUDINA 81-3658 34 24 2 180 MADNESS (465) SHADOWSPIRE
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 50 60 4 179 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
HEADACHE 28-5609 43 50 1 178 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
RAYNER 20-182 90 136 3 172 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
NARSIL 81-3401 45 26 1 165 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HAMMERGRIM 20-921 31 22 0 143 FIREHAND ORCS (471) SEAM
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 32 27 3 132 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 63 84 1 120 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
RINGIL 81-3633 30 16 1 107 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 36 23 0 100 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
ANDURIL 81-3435 29 32 0 93 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GURTHANG 81-3403 31 27 2 66 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
REDBONE 36-131 24 37 4 57 SABERTOOTH (470) JHANS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MARVIN HAGLER was devastated by BUCK in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SHOPPING CART was demolished by MOD COD in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
TOUCH BASE overpowered NARSIL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
MOOSE was narrowly defeated by THE OVEN BIRD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
HUMMINGBIRD vanquished HEADACHE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
JAVELINO devastated RAYNER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
SHARK viciously subdued TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a action packed 1 minute gruesome duel.
TAX PENALTY overpowered HYDRA in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
LAUDINA savagely defeated HAMMERGRIM in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
BROKEN TOE was narrowly defeated by RENEGADE-RAT in a exciting 2 minute match.
RINGIL bested ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
ANDURIL subdued UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
GURTHANG was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
RAT SOLDIER overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
REDBONE was vanquished by RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 7 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 15 - 0 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 30 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 24 - 0 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 13 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 331 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 3 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY BUCK 1-2291 73 143 0 208 MOSSRUNNERS (113)
BASHING ATTACK TAX PENALTY 72-7311 59 55 2 219 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)
WALL OF STEEL THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 37 18 0 216 DEFROSTED (455)
LUNGING ATTACK TOUCH BASE 32-6828 56 72 1 207 CON + INSULT (442)
SLASHING ATTACK HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 87 111 0 204 REDHORSE (469)
STRIKING ATTACK JAVELINO 56-3728 55 61 1 204 REDHORSE (469)
PARRY-LUNGE LAUDINA 81-3658 34 24 2 180 MADNESS (465)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 90 136 3 172 DEADLINE (432)
AIMED BLOW RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 36 23 0 100 RODENTIAN NATION (466)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was MOOSE 56-3459. The ten other most popular fighters were LAUDINA 81-3658, TOUCH
BASE 32-6828, THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934, RENEGADE-RAT 41-388, ANDURIL 81-3435,
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, SHARK 31-6525, RINGIL 81-3633, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, and BUCK
1-2291.
The least popular fighter this week was SHOPPING CART 72-6836. The other ten least
popular fighters were REDBONE 36-131, GURTHANG 81-3403, HYDRA 20-934, TEM OF
SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, RAYNER 20-182, NARSIL 81-3401, RAT SOLDIER 62-5152, BROKEN TOE
56-3683, HAMMERGRIM 20-921, and TAX PENALTY 72-7311.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 2 0
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 3 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 1 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUCK 1-2291 73 143 0 208 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 45 58 2 187 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
HYDRA 20-934 41 40 0 184 HERO'S INC (463) SEAM
HEADACHE 28-5609 43 50 1 178 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
SHARK 31-6525 49 83 0 204 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 56 72 1 207 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 50 60 4 179 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
REDBONE 36-131 24 37 4 57 SABERTOOTH (470) JHANS
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 32 27 3 132 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
MOD COD 55-2638 419 226 5 204 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 87 111 0 204 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 36 23 0 100 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 59 55 2 219 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 37 18 0 216 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
LAUDINA 81-3658 34 24 2 180 MADNESS (465) SHADOWSPIRE
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