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Date : 06/04/2024 Duedate: 06/17/2024
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 333
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 RHYME TYME 55/385 525 355 4 59.7 5 DEFROSTED 75/455 187 297 4 38.6
2 MADNESS 81/465 38 33 0 53.5 CON + INSULT 32/442
HERO'S INC 20/463 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
3 REDHORSE 56/469 894 884 8 50.3 6 BAD SIGNS 83/397 56 91 0 38.1
MOSSRUNNERS 1/113 7 DEADLINE 20/432 68 111 1 38.0
4 BASH BROS BO 28/452 590 790 9 42.8 8 RAT PAK 41/468 60 107 0 35.9
BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457 SABERTOOTH 36/470
BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460 FIREHAND ORCS 20/471
BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454 MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467
BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453 RODENTIAN NATION 62/466
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
It was a very unlikely win that took Mod Cod off the throne. I guess the pressure
of winning turn after turn finally convinced Mod Cod to take a dive. Marvin barely
has a master rating in attack and while tremendous damage isn't nothing, Mod Cod
folded after a single attack back on turn 330.
That has created a void at the top which is allowing others, including me, to sit
on the throne. I'm definitely a better basher specimen, but I'm still solidly below
the fresh line and my time here is likely going to be as short as Marvin's.
Fortunately, Assur reminded me to send a column in, so here it is!!!
Hopefully none of you have a problem like me...
-- Tax Penalty
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hi there.
Storm Rock had seventeen fights today. No one died, there were no challenges and no
avoids, and Mod Cod is once again the Champion of the Horn.
Rat Soldier is getting a lot of notice these days. RAT SOLDIER (62-5152) (37-23-
0,113) of RODENTIAN NATION fought FLOYD (107-10) (0-0-0,151). RAT SOLDIER handily
defeated FLOYD in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven fight. For this fight, Rat Soldier
won 30 recognition points.
BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (63-85-1,115) of REDHORSE fought RENEGADE-RAT (41-388) (32-
28-3,143) of RAT PAK. BROKEN TOE demolished RENEGADE-RAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
one-sided brawl. Poor Renegade-Rat dropped 24 points of recognition.
TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (60-55-2,227) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought MOD COD (55-
2638) (420-226-5,214) of RHYME TYME. TAX PENALTY was devastated by MOD COD in a 1
minute mismatched Title fight. Mod Cod is our top Lunger, of course, as well as the
Champion of the Horn and the overall popularity leader, and Tax Penalty is top Basher
and the least popular fighter this turn.
Shopping Cart is this turn's favorite fighter. SHOPPING CART (72-6836) (56-65-
1,216) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE fought NARSIL (81-3401) (46-26-1,191) of MIRKWOOD ORCS.
SHOPPING CART was luckily beaten by NARSIL in a crowd pleasing 7 minute competition.
Narsil is Storm Rock's top-rated Total Parry.
The best Wall of Steel today is The Oven Bird. THE OVEN BIRD (75-3934) (38-18-
0,224) of DEFROSTED fought MOOSE (56-3459) (65-88-0,206) of REDHORSE. THE OVEN BIRD
bested MOOSE in a popular 2 minute fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (50-38-0,216) of BAD SIGNS fought IMPRISONED SPY (107-
9) (0-0-0,181). SPAWN'S BLUE BEER won victory over IMPRISONED SPY in an action packed
1 minute battle. Spawn's Blue Beer is our leading Aimed Blow.
JAVELINO (56-3728) (55-62-1,196) of REDHORSE fought TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (56-73-
1,183) of CON + INSULT. JAVELINO vanquished TOUCH BASE in an action packed 1 minute
uneven duel. Javelino is top Striker.
MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) (46-58-2,205) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR fought LAUDINA (81-
3658) (35-24-2,182) of MADNESS. MARVIN HAGLER was overpowered by LAUDINA in a 2
minute gory uneven duel. Laudina is once more our leading Parry-Lunge.
HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (87-112-0,210) of REDHORSE fought RAYNER (20-182) (91-136-
3,185) of DEADLINE. HUMMINGBIRD was overcome by RAYNER in an action packed 1 minute
fight. Rayner is our leading Parry-Riposte, while Hummingbird is top Slasher.
And that, children, is all I can tell you about the arena fights in Storm Rock today.
Have a delightful two weeks.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 421 226 5 227 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 39 18 0 230 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 51 38 0 218 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 60 56 2 210 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
JAVELINO 56-3728 56 62 1 204 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
NARSIL 81-3401 47 26 1 204 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
MOOSE 56-3459 65 89 0 203 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
LAUDINA 81-3658 36 24 2 202 MADNESS (465) SHADOWSPIRE
RAYNER 20-182 92 136 3 199 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 56 66 1 198 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 51 61 4 197 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 37 70 0 190 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 87 113 0 187 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
BUCK 1-2291 73 145 0 187 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
HAMMERGRIM 20-921 33 22 0 187 FIREHAND ORCS (471) SEAM
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 46 59 2 184 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 56 74 1 176 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
HYDRA 20-934 42 41 0 176 HERO'S INC (463) SEAM
SHARK 31-6525 49 85 0 169 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
HEADACHE 28-5609 43 52 1 160 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RINGIL 81-3633 32 16 1 144 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 38 23 0 143 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 64 85 1 142 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 32 29 3 119 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ANDURIL 81-3435 31 32 0 97 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
GURTHANG 81-3403 33 27 2 95 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SMOKE KING HOT 47-10082 22 17 0 83 ROYAL FLUSH (473) NORTH FORK
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
REDBONE 36-131 24 39 4 44 SABERTOOTH (470) JHANS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Tax Penalty -- That was a good fight, although I didn't like the way it ended. -- Buck
Mod Cod -- Argh! I forgot to avoid you. -- Hummingbird
Tem of Smallcliff -- You parry well, and you need to do it more often. -- Moose
Shopping Cart -- I'd have thought we were pretty well matched, but apparently not. --
Javelino
Ringil -- Heh! There was the announced saying I was "dominating the contest," and then
I faceplanted in the sand. Well fought. -- Broken Toe
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TAX PENALTY was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER won victory over IMPRISONED SPY in a action packed 1 minute battle.
OUT FOR A DUCK was demolished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute uneven fight.
THE OVEN BIRD bested MOOSE in a popular 2 minute fight.
SHOPPING CART was luckily beaten by NARSIL in a crowd pleasing 7 minute competition.
BUCK was savagely defeated by TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a exciting 5 minute struggle.
HUMMINGBIRD was overcome by RAYNER in a action packed 1 minute fight.
JAVELINO vanquished TOUCH BASE in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
MARVIN HAGLER was overpowered by LAUDINA in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
SHARK was overpowered by HAMMERGRIM in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
HEADACHE was subdued by HYDRA in a 2 minute match.
RINGIL viciously subdued FLOYD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal conflict.
BROKEN TOE demolished RENEGADE-RAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
RAT SOLDIER handily defeated FLOYD in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
ANDURIL viciously subdued CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 2 minute brutal fray.
GURTHANG bested GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
REDBONE was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 7 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 AIMED BLOW 14 - 8 - 0 64 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 17 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 34 - 29 - 0 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 24 - 0 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 12 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 333 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 421 226 5 227 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 39 18 0 230 DEFROSTED (455)
AIMED BLOW SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 51 38 0 218 BAD SIGNS (397)
BASHING ATTACK TAX PENALTY 72-7311 60 56 2 210 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)
STRIKING ATTACK JAVELINO 56-3728 56 62 1 204 REDHORSE (469)
TOTAL PARRY NARSIL 81-3401 47 26 1 204 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)
PARRY-LUNGE LAUDINA 81-3658 36 24 2 202 MADNESS (465)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 92 136 3 199 DEADLINE (432)
SLASHING ATTACK HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 87 113 0 187 REDHORSE (469)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was SHOPPING CART 72-6836. The ten other most popular fighters were TEM OF
SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, BUCK 1-2291, MOOSE 56-3459, NARSIL 81-3401, RINGIL 81-3633,
LAUDINA 81-3658, HEADACHE 28-5609, RAT SOLDIER 62-5152, JAVELINO 56-3728, and
HAMMERGRIM 20-921.
The least popular fighter this week was TAX PENALTY 72-7311. The other ten least
popular fighters were REDBONE 36-131, RENEGADE-RAT 41-388, SHARK 31-6525, OUT FOR A
DUCK 83-275, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, MOD COD
55-2638, GURTHANG 81-3403, and BROKEN TOE 56-3683.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0
SEAM(20) 3 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 5 0 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 2 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
ARVAT(32) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUCK 1-2291 73 145 0 187 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 46 59 2 184 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
RAYNER 20-182 92 136 3 199 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
HEADACHE 28-5609 43 52 1 160 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
SHARK 31-6525 49 85 0 169 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 56 74 1 176 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 51 61 4 197 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
REDBONE 36-131 24 39 4 44 SABERTOOTH (470) JHANS
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 32 29 3 119 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
MOD COD 55-2638 421 226 5 227 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
JAVELINO 56-3728 56 62 1 204 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 38 23 0 143 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 60 56 2 210 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 39 18 0 230 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
NARSIL 81-3401 47 26 1 204 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 51 38 0 218 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE