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Date : 07/16/2024 Duedate: 07/29/2024
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 336
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 RHYME TYME 55/385 528 355 4 59.8 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
2 MADNESS 81/465 42 35 0 54.5 6 DEFROSTED 75/455 192 301 4 38.9
HERO'S INC 20/463 CON + INSULT 32/442
3 REDHORSE 56/469 900 893 8 50.2 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
MOSSRUNNERS 1/113 7 DEADLINE 20/432 70 112 1 38.5
4 BASH BROS BO 28/452 596 799 9 42.7 8 RAT PAK 41/468 69 120 0 36.5
BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457 MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467
BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460 RODENTIAN NATION 62/466
BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey there.
Storm Rock had just thirteen fights today. No one died. Bash Bros Body avoided Bad
Signs. And there was just one challenge.
NARSIL (81-3401) (49-26-1,225) of MIRKWOOD ORCS challenged TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-
4865) (51-63-4,181) of HOUSE JHEREG. NARSIL was devastated by TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Tem of Smallcliff is the top Wall of Steel and
Narsil is the best Total Parry.
MOD COD (55-2638) (423-226-5,259) of RHYME TYME fought RAYNER (20-182) (94-136-
3,216) of DEADLINE. MOD COD demolished RAYNER in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
As usual, Mod Cod is our Champion of the Horn, top Lunger, and overall popularity
leader. Rayner is still our leading Parry-Riposte.
MOOSE (56-3459) (66-90-0,193) of REDHORSE fought THE OVEN BIRD (75-3934) (39-20-
0,204) of DEFROSTED. MOOSE was defeated by THE OVEN BIRD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute
bloody duel. Even so, Moose is the top Striker and this turn's favorite fighter. The
Oven Bird is Storm Rock's best Wall of Steel. * shudders *
HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (88-114-0,188) of REDHORSE fought SHARK (31-6525) (50-86-
0,182) of BASH BROS OCEAN. HUMMINGBIRD overpowered SHARK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
bloody one-sided fight. Hummingbird is Storm Rock's highest ranked Slasher.
JAVELINO (56-3728) (57-63-1,210) of REDHORSE fought TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (58-74-
1,203) of CON + INSULT. JAVELINO was vanquished by TOUCH BASE in an exciting 1 minute
mismatched fight.
SHOPPING CART (72-6836) (57-67-1,196) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE fought RAT SOLDIER
(62-5152) (39-24-0,153) of RODENTIAN NATION. SHOPPING CART was viciously subdued by
RAT SOLDIER in a popular 3 minute competition. Rat Soldier is our best Aimed Blow,
and he gained 30 recognition points for this victory. Shopping Cart lost 22.
TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (61-57-2,208) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought RINGIL (81-3633)
(33-17-1,167) of MIRKWOOD ORCS. TAX PENALTY vanquished RINGIL in an action packed 2
minute gory uneven duel. Tax Penalty is our leading Basher.
HYDRA (20-934) (43-42-0,182) of HERO'S INC fought MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) (47-60-
2,191) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR. HYDRA vanquished MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute one-sided
duel.
LAUDINA (81-3658) (37-25-2,206) of MADNESS fought FLOYD (107-10) (0-0-0,151).
LAUDINA savagely defeated FLOYD in an action packed 3 minute gory match. Laudina is
the highest ranked Parry-Lunge.
BUCK (1-2291) (73-147-0,162) of MOSSRUNNERS fought HEADACHE (28-5609) (43-54-
1,161) of BASH BROS BODY. BUCK was overpowered by HEADACHE in a crowd pleasing 2
minute one-sided match.
BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (66-85-1,146) of REDHORSE fought RENEGADE-RAT (41-388) (33-
30-3,143) of RAT PAK. BROKEN TOE was handily defeated by RENEGADE-RAT in a 1 minute
one-sided contest.
GURTHANG (81-3403) (33-29-2,100) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (107-
11) (0-0-0,92). GURTHANG was demolished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided
brawl. Gurthang was voted least popular this turn.
ANDURIL (81-3435) (32-33-0,87) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3)
(0-0-0,60). ANDURIL handily defeated RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided
conflict.
Well, that's all I've got. See you in fourteen!
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 424 226 5 269 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 53 38 0 237 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 62 57 2 221 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 59 74 1 214 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 52 63 4 214 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAYNER 20-182 94 137 3 210 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 40 20 0 210 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
LAUDINA 81-3658 38 25 2 208 MADNESS (465) SHADOWSPIRE
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 38 70 0 203 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
MOOSE 56-3459 66 91 0 198 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 89 114 0 197 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
HYDRA 20-934 44 42 0 197 HERO'S INC (463) SEAM
JAVELINO 56-3728 57 64 1 190 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 40 24 0 183 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NARSIL 81-3401 49 27 1 180 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 47 61 2 177 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
HEADACHE 28-5609 44 54 1 175 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 57 68 1 174 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
SHARK 31-6525 50 87 0 174 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
-HAMMERGRIM 20-921 33 24 0 172 FIREHAND ORCS (471) SEAM
RINGIL 81-3633 33 18 1 166 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 34 30 3 156 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
BUCK 1-2291 73 148 0 151 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 66 86 1 135 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ANDURIL 81-3435 33 33 0 91 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GURTHANG 81-3403 33 30 2 86 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
-GALPOH CHIPAXE 81-3823 16 20 2 70 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
-REDBONE 36-131 24 41 4 48 SABERTOOTH (470) JHANS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Out for a Duck -- Nice challenge! I can see that I shouldn't maintain my pace when I
fight you. -- Moose
Mod Cod -- Thanks for that very handy skill. -- Javelino
Shark -- But you DID say something rude. -- Buck
Tax Penalty -- Why do you use those weapons? -- Hummingbird
Gurthang -- I taught you something, but you didn't return the favor. -- Broken Toe
* * * * * * *
Where: Lapur DM 29
When: Turn 1000 -- August 6th, 2024 is the due date.
Announcing Lapur's 1000th turn. Over the past 38+ years many legendary fighters and
managers have attended the Lapurian Arena. If you are one of those managers and have a
inactive team, send them into fight for turn 1000. If you have a tourney team in Lapur
and need some new recruits for the next tourney, send them in to fight in the Dark
Arena on turn 1000. Load up the Dark Arena with a page full of fights in the
newsletter and make it memorable. For this one turn join in and celebrate the arena's
1000th. C'mon dust off your old Lapurian warriors and send them to fight during the
day or night for turn 1000 on August 6th!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NARSIL was devastated by TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MOD COD demolished RAYNER in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
MOOSE was defeated by THE OVEN BIRD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody duel.
HUMMINGBIRD overpowered SHARK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
JAVELINO was vanquished by TOUCH BASE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
SHOPPING CART was viciously subdued by RAT SOLDIER in a popular 3 minute competition.
TAX PENALTY vanquished RINGIL in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven duel.
HYDRA vanquished MARVIN HAGLER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LAUDINA savagely defeated FLOYD in a action packed 3 minute gory match.
BUCK was overpowered by HEADACHE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
BROKEN TOE was handily defeated by RENEGADE-RAT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
GURTHANG was demolished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ANDURIL handily defeated RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 6 AIMED BLOW 18 - 7 - 0 72 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 26 - 14 - 0 65 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 35 - 31 - 0 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 23 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 12 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 336 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 424 226 5 269 RHYME TYME (385)
BASHING ATTACK TAX PENALTY 72-7311 62 57 2 221 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 52 63 4 214 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 94 137 3 210 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-LUNGE LAUDINA 81-3658 38 25 2 208 MADNESS (465)
STRIKING ATTACK MOOSE 56-3459 66 91 0 198 REDHORSE (469)
SLASHING ATTACK HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 89 114 0 197 REDHORSE (469)
AIMED BLOW RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 40 24 0 183 RODENTIAN NATION (466)
TOTAL PARRY NARSIL 81-3401 49 27 1 180 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was MOOSE 56-3459. The ten other most popular fighters were LAUDINA 81-3658, RAT
SOLDIER 62-5152, THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, HEADACHE 28-5609, TEM OF
SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, ANDURIL 81-3435, and
TOUCH BASE 32-6828.
The least popular fighter this week was GURTHANG 81-3403. The other ten least
popular fighters were BROKEN TOE 56-3683, RAYNER 20-182, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, RINGIL
81-3633, JAVELINO 56-3728, SHARK 31-6525, MOD COD 55-2638, NARSIL 81-3401, BUCK
1-2291, and HYDRA 20-934.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 3 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 3 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUCK 1-2291 73 148 0 151 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 47 61 2 177 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
RAYNER 20-182 94 137 3 210 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
HEADACHE 28-5609 44 54 1 175 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
SHARK 31-6525 50 87 0 174 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 59 74 1 214 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 52 63 4 214 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 34 30 3 156 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
MOD COD 55-2638 424 226 5 269 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
MOOSE 56-3459 66 91 0 198 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 40 24 0 183 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 62 57 2 221 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 40 20 0 210 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
LAUDINA 81-3658 38 25 2 208 MADNESS (465) SHADOWSPIRE