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Date   : 07/30/2024    Duedate: 08/12/2024

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 337

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 RHYME TYME 55/385    529  355   4 59.8    5 BAD SIGNS 83/397      60   92   0 39.5
  3 REDHORSE 56/469      902  896   8 50.2    6 DEFROSTED 75/455     194  302   5 39.1
    MOSSRUNNERS 1/113                           CON + INSULT 32/442
  4 BASH BROS BO 28/452  598  802   9 42.7      HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457                    7 DEADLINE 20/432       70  113   1 38.3
    BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460                  8 RAT PAK 41/468        73  122   1 37.4
    BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454                   MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467
    BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453                   RODENTIAN NATION 62/466

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey!

Storm Rock Arena saw thirteen fights today.  There was just one challenge.  Two people 
died.  And Bash Bros Body avoided Bad Signs.

     OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (38-70-0,203) of BAD SIGNS challenged TOUCH BASE (32-
6828) (59-74-1,214) of CON + INSULT.  OUT FOR A DUCK was viciously subdued by TOUCH 
BASE in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
     MOD COD (55-2638) (424-226-5,269) of RHYME TYME fought TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-
4865) (52-63-4,214) of HOUSE JHEREG.  MOD COD demolished TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 1 
minute one-sided Title melee.  Okay, let's list Mod Cod's honors in Storm Rock:  
Perpetual Champion of the Horn, top Lunger, and overall popularity leader.  Tem of 
Smallcliff isn't even the top Wall of Steel today, having lost to The Oven Bird.
     SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (53-38-0,237) of BAD SIGNS fought TAX PENALTY (72-
7311) (62-57-2,221) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE.  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER overpowered TAX PENALTY 
in a 1 minute mismatched duel.  Spawn's Blue Beer is now our arena's leading Aimed 
Blow.
     JAVELINO (56-3728) (57-64-1,190) of REDHORSE fought THE OVEN BIRD (75-3934) (40-
20-0,210) of DEFROSTED.  JAVELINO was viciously butchered by THE OVEN BIRD in a 
popular 5 minute brutal fight.  Ooh.  But Javelino is still the top Striker, even 
after having been slain, while The Oven Bird is the leading Wall of Steel.  Javelino 
also received the award for this turn's favorite fighter.  The Oven Bird received 53 
recognition points.
     RAT SOLDIER (62-5152) (40-24-0,183) of RODENTIAN NATION fought BUCK (1-2291) (73-
148-0,151) of MOSSRUNNERS.  RAT SOLDIER devastated BUCK in a 1 minute uneven brawl.  
Buck is currently the least popular fighter in Storm Rock.  Did someone expect him to 
beat Rat Soldier?
     HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (89-114-0,197) of REDHORSE fought SHOPPING CART (72-6836) 
(57-68-1,174) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE.  HUMMINGBIRD savagely defeated SHOPPING CART in 
an exciting 2 minute bloody struggle.  Hummingbird is still our highest ranked 
Slasher.
     MOOSE (56-3459) (66-91-0,198) of REDHORSE fought RENEGADE-RAT (41-388) (34-30-
3,156) of RAT PAK.  MOOSE was overcome by RENEGADE-RAT in a 2 minute fight.  It looks 
like the Rodents have had a good turn.
     RAYNER (20-182) (94-137-3,210) of DEADLINE fought SHARK (31-6525) (50-87-0,174) 
of BASH BROS OCEAN.  RAYNER was overcome by SHARK in an action packed 3 minute melee.  
Rayner is still the leading Total Parry.
     MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) (47-61-2,177) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR fought RINGIL (81-3633) 
(33-18-1,166) of MIRKWOOD ORCS.  MARVIN HAGLER vanquished RINGIL in an action packed 2 
minute gruesome one-sided duel.  Mr. Hagler is our op Basher.
     NARSIL (81-3401) (49-27-1,180) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER (107-
23) (0-0-0,181).  NARSIL luckily beat VILLAINOUS INFORMER in an exciting 5 minute 
gruesome fight.  Narsil remains the best Total Parry.
     HEADACHE (28-5609) (44-54-1,175) of BASH BROS BODY fought BROKEN TOE (56-3683) 
(66-86-1,135) of REDHORSE.  HEADACHE was beaten by BROKEN TOE in an exciting 1 minute 
fight.  Headache lost 25 points after this fight.
     ANDURIL (81-3435) (33-33-0,91) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) 
(0-0-0,60).  ANDURIL killed RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 2 minute competition.  I heard that 
the Rirorni Soldier, waking up in the healing tent next to Javelino, has become 
friends with that Redhorse gladiator.
     GURTHANG (81-3403) (33-30-2,86) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5) 
(0-0-0,70).  GURTHANG was handily defeated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-
sided contest.

It was a short morning of fights, followed by a long afternoon of naps.  I'm old, so 
sue me.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             425 226  5  280  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934        41  20  1  265  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     54  38  0  250  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           60  74  1  222  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    52  64  4  210  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
-LAUDINA 81-3658              38  25  2  208  MADNESS (465)              SHADOWSPIRE
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475          90 114  0  199  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        38  71  0  198  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
-HYDRA 20-934                 44  42  0  197  HERO'S INC (463)           SEAM
 JAVELINO 56-3728             57  65  1  196  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 SHARK 31-6525                51  87  0  195  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         48  61  2  195  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311          62  58  2  194  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 NARSIL 81-3401               50  27  1  187  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 RAT SOLDIER 62-5152          41  24  0  186  RODENTIAN NATION (466)     VALAMANTIS
 RAYNER 20-182                94 138  3  185  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RENEGADE-RAT 41-388          35  30  3  183  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836        57  69  1  175  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453)   DRAGONHEAD
 MOOSE 56-3459                66  92  0  174  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
-HAMMERGRIM 20-921            33  24  0  172  FIREHAND ORCS (471)        SEAM
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683           67  86  1  161  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 RINGIL 81-3633               33  19  1  159  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 BUCK 1-2291                  73 149  0  153  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEADACHE 28-5609             44  55  1  150  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANDURIL 81-3435              34  33  1   93  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-GALPOH CHIPAXE 81-3823       16  20  2   70  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 GURTHANG 81-3403             33  31  2   68  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
-REDBONE 36-131               24  41  4   48  SABERTOOTH (470)           JHANS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
RIRORNI SOLDIER            0   0  0                        ANDURIL 81-3435            337
JAVELINO 56-3728          57  65  1 REDHORSE 469           THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934      337

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Redhorse Team -- Tough to have personal ad fun when no one else gives a rat's ass. 
It's been a brutal uphill battle for my guys here due to the large disparity in FE. 
NPC's are a brutal joke, as well. I have a serious battle going on in my head between 
my quest for wins, my desire to develop my warriors or just quitting. I tell ya, it's 
tough being me. LOL -- Boss Rat

Tem of Smallwood -- Bite me! -- Narsil

Shopping Cart -- LOL -- Rat Soldier

Broken Toe -- Is this how it's going to be with us? L-W-L-W? Not looking forward to 
our next fight. -- Renegade-Rat

The Oven Bird -- Defrosted, hah!  You were never frosted!  You've still got all your 
feathers on.  You are a bad, bad bird. -- Moose

Shark -- for a Parry-Slasher, you were a bit slow.  I could show you some moves to 
speed up. -- Hummingbird

Touch Base -- How is your fight-name an insult? -- Javelino

Headache -- Ow.  I hate it when my knee gets hurt. -- Buck

Renegade-Rat -- There's always some nut in the stands with a totally unrealistic idea 
of who is winning, isn't there? -- Broken Toe

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OUT FOR A DUCK was viciously subdued by TOUCH BASE in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
MOD COD demolished TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER overpowered TAX PENALTY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
JAVELINO was viciously butchered by THE OVEN BIRD in a popular 5 minute brutal fight.
RAT SOLDIER devastated BUCK in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
HUMMINGBIRD savagely defeated SHOPPING CART in a exciting 2 minute bloody struggle.
MOOSE was overcome by RENEGADE-RAT in a 2 minute fight.
RAYNER was overcome by SHARK in a action packed 3 minute melee.
MARVIN HAGLER vanquished RINGIL in a action packed 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
NARSIL luckily beat VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a exciting 5 minute gruesome fight.
HEADACHE was beaten by BROKEN TOE in a exciting 1 minute fight.
ANDURIL killed RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 2 minute competition.
GURTHANG was handily defeated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         AIMED BLOW        20 -   7 -  1      74  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  12 -  0      70  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     33 -  33 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  24 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 337 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         4  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           425 226  5  280 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL    THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934      41  20  1  265 DEFROSTED (455)
AIMED BLOW       SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403   54  38  0  250 BAD SIGNS (397)
SLASHING ATTACK  HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475        90 114  0  199 REDHORSE (469)
STRIKING ATTACK  JAVELINO 56-3728           57  65  1  196 REDHORSE (469)
BASHING ATTACK   MARVIN HAGLER 16-887       48  61  2  195 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)
TOTAL PARRY      NARSIL 81-3401             50  27  1  187 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              94 138  3  185 DEADLINE (432)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JAVELINO 56-3728.  The ten other most popular fighters were TOUCH BASE 32-6828, 
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, RAYNER 20-182, SHARK 31-6525, MARVIN 
HAGLER 16-887, THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934, MOOSE 56-3459, NARSIL 81-3401, and RENEGADE-RAT 
41-388.

The least popular fighter this week was BUCK 1-2291.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, GURTHANG 81-3403, HEADACHE 28-5609, TAX 
PENALTY 72-7311, RINGIL 81-3633, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, 
ANDURIL 81-3435, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, and RAT SOLDIER 62-5152.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  2 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 1  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 1  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  2 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291                 73 149  0  153  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887        48  61  2  195  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)    WILLAF
 RAYNER 20-182               94 138  3  185  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 HEADACHE 28-5609            44  55  1  150  BASH BROS BODY (452)       MORYA
 SHARK 31-6525               51  87  0  195  BASH BROS OCEAN (457)      CHIMLEVTAL
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828          60  74  1  222  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   52  64  4  210  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 RENEGADE-RAT 41-388         35  30  3  183  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI
 MOD COD 55-2638            425 226  5  280  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         90 114  0  199  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 RAT SOLDIER 62-5152         41  24  0  186  RODENTIAN NATION (466)     VALAMANTIS
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311         62  58  2  194  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454)   DRAGONHEAD
 THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934       41  20  1  265  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 NARSIL 81-3401              50  27  1  187  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403    54  38  0  250  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE