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Date : 07/30/2024 Duedate: 08/12/2024
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 337
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 RHYME TYME 55/385 529 355 4 59.8 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 60 92 0 39.5
3 REDHORSE 56/469 902 896 8 50.2 6 DEFROSTED 75/455 194 302 5 39.1
MOSSRUNNERS 1/113 CON + INSULT 32/442
4 BASH BROS BO 28/452 598 802 9 42.7 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457 7 DEADLINE 20/432 70 113 1 38.3
BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460 8 RAT PAK 41/468 73 122 1 37.4
BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454 MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467
BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453 RODENTIAN NATION 62/466
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey!
Storm Rock Arena saw thirteen fights today. There was just one challenge. Two people
died. And Bash Bros Body avoided Bad Signs.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (38-70-0,203) of BAD SIGNS challenged TOUCH BASE (32-
6828) (59-74-1,214) of CON + INSULT. OUT FOR A DUCK was viciously subdued by TOUCH
BASE in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
MOD COD (55-2638) (424-226-5,269) of RHYME TYME fought TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-
4865) (52-63-4,214) of HOUSE JHEREG. MOD COD demolished TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 1
minute one-sided Title melee. Okay, let's list Mod Cod's honors in Storm Rock:
Perpetual Champion of the Horn, top Lunger, and overall popularity leader. Tem of
Smallcliff isn't even the top Wall of Steel today, having lost to The Oven Bird.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (53-38-0,237) of BAD SIGNS fought TAX PENALTY (72-
7311) (62-57-2,221) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER overpowered TAX PENALTY
in a 1 minute mismatched duel. Spawn's Blue Beer is now our arena's leading Aimed
Blow.
JAVELINO (56-3728) (57-64-1,190) of REDHORSE fought THE OVEN BIRD (75-3934) (40-
20-0,210) of DEFROSTED. JAVELINO was viciously butchered by THE OVEN BIRD in a
popular 5 minute brutal fight. Ooh. But Javelino is still the top Striker, even
after having been slain, while The Oven Bird is the leading Wall of Steel. Javelino
also received the award for this turn's favorite fighter. The Oven Bird received 53
recognition points.
RAT SOLDIER (62-5152) (40-24-0,183) of RODENTIAN NATION fought BUCK (1-2291) (73-
148-0,151) of MOSSRUNNERS. RAT SOLDIER devastated BUCK in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
Buck is currently the least popular fighter in Storm Rock. Did someone expect him to
beat Rat Soldier?
HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (89-114-0,197) of REDHORSE fought SHOPPING CART (72-6836)
(57-68-1,174) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE. HUMMINGBIRD savagely defeated SHOPPING CART in
an exciting 2 minute bloody struggle. Hummingbird is still our highest ranked
Slasher.
MOOSE (56-3459) (66-91-0,198) of REDHORSE fought RENEGADE-RAT (41-388) (34-30-
3,156) of RAT PAK. MOOSE was overcome by RENEGADE-RAT in a 2 minute fight. It looks
like the Rodents have had a good turn.
RAYNER (20-182) (94-137-3,210) of DEADLINE fought SHARK (31-6525) (50-87-0,174)
of BASH BROS OCEAN. RAYNER was overcome by SHARK in an action packed 3 minute melee.
Rayner is still the leading Total Parry.
MARVIN HAGLER (16-887) (47-61-2,177) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR fought RINGIL (81-3633)
(33-18-1,166) of MIRKWOOD ORCS. MARVIN HAGLER vanquished RINGIL in an action packed 2
minute gruesome one-sided duel. Mr. Hagler is our op Basher.
NARSIL (81-3401) (49-27-1,180) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER (107-
23) (0-0-0,181). NARSIL luckily beat VILLAINOUS INFORMER in an exciting 5 minute
gruesome fight. Narsil remains the best Total Parry.
HEADACHE (28-5609) (44-54-1,175) of BASH BROS BODY fought BROKEN TOE (56-3683)
(66-86-1,135) of REDHORSE. HEADACHE was beaten by BROKEN TOE in an exciting 1 minute
fight. Headache lost 25 points after this fight.
ANDURIL (81-3435) (33-33-0,91) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3)
(0-0-0,60). ANDURIL killed RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 2 minute competition. I heard that
the Rirorni Soldier, waking up in the healing tent next to Javelino, has become
friends with that Redhorse gladiator.
GURTHANG (81-3403) (33-30-2,86) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5)
(0-0-0,70). GURTHANG was handily defeated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-
sided contest.
It was a short morning of fights, followed by a long afternoon of naps. I'm old, so
sue me.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 425 226 5 280 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 41 20 1 265 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 54 38 0 250 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 60 74 1 222 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 52 64 4 210 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
-LAUDINA 81-3658 38 25 2 208 MADNESS (465) SHADOWSPIRE
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 90 114 0 199 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 38 71 0 198 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
-HYDRA 20-934 44 42 0 197 HERO'S INC (463) SEAM
JAVELINO 56-3728 57 65 1 196 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
SHARK 31-6525 51 87 0 195 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 48 61 2 195 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 62 58 2 194 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
NARSIL 81-3401 50 27 1 187 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 41 24 0 186 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
RAYNER 20-182 94 138 3 185 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 35 30 3 183 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 57 69 1 175 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
MOOSE 56-3459 66 92 0 174 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
-HAMMERGRIM 20-921 33 24 0 172 FIREHAND ORCS (471) SEAM
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 67 86 1 161 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
RINGIL 81-3633 33 19 1 159 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
BUCK 1-2291 73 149 0 153 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEADACHE 28-5609 44 55 1 150 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ANDURIL 81-3435 34 33 1 93 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-GALPOH CHIPAXE 81-3823 16 20 2 70 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GURTHANG 81-3403 33 31 2 68 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
-REDBONE 36-131 24 41 4 48 SABERTOOTH (470) JHANS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
RIRORNI SOLDIER 0 0 0 ANDURIL 81-3435 337
JAVELINO 56-3728 57 65 1 REDHORSE 469 THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 337
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Redhorse Team -- Tough to have personal ad fun when no one else gives a rat's ass.
It's been a brutal uphill battle for my guys here due to the large disparity in FE.
NPC's are a brutal joke, as well. I have a serious battle going on in my head between
my quest for wins, my desire to develop my warriors or just quitting. I tell ya, it's
tough being me. LOL -- Boss Rat
Tem of Smallwood -- Bite me! -- Narsil
Shopping Cart -- LOL -- Rat Soldier
Broken Toe -- Is this how it's going to be with us? L-W-L-W? Not looking forward to
our next fight. -- Renegade-Rat
The Oven Bird -- Defrosted, hah! You were never frosted! You've still got all your
feathers on. You are a bad, bad bird. -- Moose
Shark -- for a Parry-Slasher, you were a bit slow. I could show you some moves to
speed up. -- Hummingbird
Touch Base -- How is your fight-name an insult? -- Javelino
Headache -- Ow. I hate it when my knee gets hurt. -- Buck
Renegade-Rat -- There's always some nut in the stands with a totally unrealistic idea
of who is winning, isn't there? -- Broken Toe
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OUT FOR A DUCK was viciously subdued by TOUCH BASE in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
MOD COD demolished TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER overpowered TAX PENALTY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
JAVELINO was viciously butchered by THE OVEN BIRD in a popular 5 minute brutal fight.
RAT SOLDIER devastated BUCK in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
HUMMINGBIRD savagely defeated SHOPPING CART in a exciting 2 minute bloody struggle.
MOOSE was overcome by RENEGADE-RAT in a 2 minute fight.
RAYNER was overcome by SHARK in a action packed 3 minute melee.
MARVIN HAGLER vanquished RINGIL in a action packed 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
NARSIL luckily beat VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a exciting 5 minute gruesome fight.
HEADACHE was beaten by BROKEN TOE in a exciting 1 minute fight.
ANDURIL killed RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 2 minute competition.
GURTHANG was handily defeated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 5 AIMED BLOW 20 - 7 - 1 74 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 28 - 12 - 0 70 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 33 - 33 - 1 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 24 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 337 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 4 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 425 226 5 280 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 41 20 1 265 DEFROSTED (455)
AIMED BLOW SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 54 38 0 250 BAD SIGNS (397)
SLASHING ATTACK HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 90 114 0 199 REDHORSE (469)
STRIKING ATTACK JAVELINO 56-3728 57 65 1 196 REDHORSE (469)
BASHING ATTACK MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 48 61 2 195 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)
TOTAL PARRY NARSIL 81-3401 50 27 1 187 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 94 138 3 185 DEADLINE (432)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was JAVELINO 56-3728. The ten other most popular fighters were TOUCH BASE 32-6828,
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, RAYNER 20-182, SHARK 31-6525, MARVIN
HAGLER 16-887, THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934, MOOSE 56-3459, NARSIL 81-3401, and RENEGADE-RAT
41-388.
The least popular fighter this week was BUCK 1-2291. The other ten least popular
fighters were TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, GURTHANG 81-3403, HEADACHE 28-5609, TAX
PENALTY 72-7311, RINGIL 81-3633, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403,
ANDURIL 81-3435, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, and RAT SOLDIER 62-5152.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 1
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 2 1
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 2 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUCK 1-2291 73 149 0 153 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 48 61 2 195 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
RAYNER 20-182 94 138 3 185 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
HEADACHE 28-5609 44 55 1 150 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
SHARK 31-6525 51 87 0 195 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 60 74 1 222 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 52 64 4 210 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 35 30 3 183 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
MOD COD 55-2638 425 226 5 280 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 90 114 0 199 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 41 24 0 186 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 62 58 2 194 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 41 20 1 265 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
NARSIL 81-3401 50 27 1 187 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 54 38 0 250 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE