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Date : 08/27/2024 Duedate: 09/09/2024
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 339
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 RHYME TYME 55/385 530 356 4 59.8 4 BAD SIGNS 83/397 64 92 0 41.0
2 REDHORSE 56/469 905 903 8 50.1 5 DEFROSTED 75/455 197 305 5 39.2
MOSSRUNNERS 1/113 CON + INSULT 32/442
3 BASH BROS BO 28/452 603 807 9 42.8 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457 6 DEADLINE 20/432 71 114 1 38.4
BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460 7 RAT PAK 41/468 77 130 1 37.2
BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454 MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467
BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453 RODENTIAN NATION 62/466
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hmm, okay...
There were fourteen fights today, five of which involved stand-ins. There were two
fights based on challenges. Nobody died. Bad Signs were avoided by Bash Bros Body.
You know, I used to complain that Storm Rock is a boring little backwater. But it
isn't. I've realized that it is an elite laboratory where devotees of the duel
perfect their skills. Yeah, that's what it is.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (55-38-0,260) of BAD SIGNS challenged THE OVEN BIRD
(75-3934) (41-21-1,195) of DEFROSTED. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER devastated THE OVEN BIRD in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Spawn's Blue Beer is still Storm Rock's leading
Aimed Blow. The Oven Bird was most challenged today.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (39-71-0,218) of BAD SIGNS challenged MARVIN HAGLER (16-
887) (49-61-2,197) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR. OUT FOR A DUCK handily defeated MARVIN
HAGLER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match. Marvin Hagler remains our top Basher.
TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (61-74-1,333) of CON + INSULT fought HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475)
(91-114-0,216) of REDHORSE. TOUCH BASE was devastated by HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute
one-sided Title contest. Whoa! We're going to get a column this time out. Anyway,
Hummingbird is top Slasher and the current Champion of the Horn.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (53-64-4,227) of HOUSE JHEREG fought SHOPPING CART
(72-6836) (58-69-1,190) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF savagely defeated
SHOPPING CART in a 3 minute competition. Mr. of Smallcliff remains our arena's
leading Wall of Steel. And Shopping Cart was voted this turn's favorite warrior.
There was a parade, and a float.
MOOSE (56-3459) (67-92-0,196) of REDHORSE fought VERMICIOUS KNID (107-30) (0-0-
0,240). MOOSE was luckily beaten by VERMICIOUS KNID in a exciting 3 minute bloody
struggle. In spite of losing to a stand-in, Moose is still top Striker.
JAVELINO (56-3728) (57-66-1,186) of REDHORSE fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29) (0-0-
0,200). JAVELINO was handily defeated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute uneven fight.
What is a guard from Crysalis arena doing here?
MOD COD (55-2638) (425-227-5,190) of RHYME TYME fought BUCK (1-2291) (73-150-
0,160) of MOSSRUNNERS. MOD COD vanquished BUCK in an action packed 1 minute gory
uneven duel. Mod Cod is still our best Lunger, and the overall poopularity leader.
And I found out that Buck's arena name used to be "Buck Naked He". But he wears armor
now, and presumably something under it to prevent chafing and pinching.
TAX PENALTY (72-7311) (62-59-2,190) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE fought RAT SOLDIER (62-
5152) (41-25-0,179) of RODENTIAN NATION. TAX PENALTY was vanquished by RAT SOLDIER in
a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NARSIL (81-3401) (50-28-1,188) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (67-
87-1,157) of REDHORSE. NARSIL luckily beat BROKEN TOE in an action packed 2 minute
gory match. Narsil is still our best Total Parry.
RAYNER (20-182) (95-138-3,190) of DEADLINE fought SHARK (31-6525) (51-88-0,174)
of BASH BROS OCEAN. RAYNER was defeated by SHARK in an exciting 1 minute match.
Rayner is still the highest-ranked Parry-Riposte.
HEADACHE (28-5609) (45-55-1,170) of BASH BROS BODY fought RENEGADE-RAT (41-388)
(35-31-3,177) of RAT PAK. HEADACHE devastated RENEGADE-RAT in an exciting 1 minute
mismatched conflict.
RINGIL (81-3633) (33-20-1,150) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought GOJIRO (107-31) (0-0-
0,92). RINGIL was demolished by GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided
brawl. Ew, Ringil was voted least popular today, and it lost 39 points. But I guess
it's pretty hard to beat Gojiro.
ANDURIL (81-3435) (34-34-1,87) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (107-11)
(0-0-0,92). ANDURIL was overpowered by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
GURTHANG (81-3403) (34-31-2,70) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) (0-
0-0,91). GURTHANG handily defeated RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
mismatched bout. For this, Gurthang got 22 points.
Well, that's all I got for ya. Later.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 92 114 0 227 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 56 38 0 280 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 54 64 4 232 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 40 71 0 228 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 42 25 0 197 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
MOOSE 56-3459 67 93 0 195 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
MOD COD 55-2638 426 227 5 193 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 58 70 1 191 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 41 22 1 191 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 61 75 1 190 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
NARSIL 81-3401 51 28 1 190 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
SHARK 31-6525 52 88 0 188 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 49 62 2 188 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
HEADACHE 28-5609 46 55 1 187 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUCK 1-2291 73 151 0 180 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
JAVELINO 56-3728 57 67 1 180 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 62 60 2 178 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
RAYNER 20-182 95 139 3 177 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 67 88 1 169 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 35 32 3 163 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RINGIL 81-3633 33 21 1 111 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GURTHANG 81-3403 35 31 2 92 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ANDURIL 81-3435 34 35 1 79 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
-BAWNER THE PURE 28-5921 17 14 3 68 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
She-Puppy -- Well, the team name came about due to admitting I was in a rut with a
gazillion Rat Pak teams. Rodentian Nation was a nice change of pace while maintaining
a rat warrior presence. If you mean the rat warriors in my employ, that was a multi
turn spotlight written back in the 90's at some point. I barely remember the details
at this point. Role-playing, right? LOL -- Boss Rat
Tem of Smallcliff, Hummingbird, Headache & Shopping Cart -- **raspberries!** -- Rats &
Orcs LOL
The Blacksmith -- Hey, nice comeback. -- Javelino
Rat Soldier -- I can tell you're pretty good, and we both learned a lot in that fight.
-- Hummingbird
Shark -- That was some good parrying. -- Moose
Rayner -- Ooh! Change your train. -- Broken Toe
Marvin Hagler -- That was a pretty good fight. -- Buck
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER devastated THE OVEN BIRD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK handily defeated MARVIN HAGLER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
TOUCH BASE was devastated by HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF savagely defeated SHOPPING CART in a 3 minute competition.
MOOSE was luckily beaten by VERMICIOUS KNID in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
JAVELINO was handily defeated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute uneven fight.
MOD COD vanquished BUCK in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
TAX PENALTY was vanquished by RAT SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NARSIL luckily beat BROKEN TOE in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
RAYNER was defeated by SHARK in a exciting 1 minute match.
HEADACHE devastated RENEGADE-RAT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
RINGIL was demolished by GOJIRO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
ANDURIL was overpowered by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
GURTHANG handily defeated RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 5 AIMED BLOW 23 - 8 - 1 74 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 17 - 0 58 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 7 - 0 46 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 34 - 1 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 22 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 339 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 3 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 92 114 0 227 REDHORSE (469)
AIMED BLOW SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 56 38 0 280 BAD SIGNS (397)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 54 64 4 232 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
STRIKING ATTACK MOOSE 56-3459 67 93 0 195 REDHORSE (469)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 426 227 5 193 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY NARSIL 81-3401 51 28 1 190 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)
BASHING ATTACK MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 49 62 2 188 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 95 139 3 177 DEADLINE (432)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was SHOPPING CART 72-6836. The ten other most popular fighters were MOOSE 56-3459,
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, OUT FOR A
DUCK 83-275, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, SHARK 31-6525, GURTHANG 81-3403, MOD COD 55-2638,
and NARSIL 81-3401.
The least popular fighter this week was RINGIL 81-3633. The other ten least popular
fighters were RENEGADE-RAT 41-388, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, BUCK 1-2291, THE OVEN BIRD
75-3934, RAYNER 20-182, RAT SOLDIER 62-5152, JAVELINO 56-3728, TOUCH BASE 32-6828,
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887, and ANDURIL 81-3435.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 0 1 0
MORYA(28) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 2 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 3 0 TELORINTHE(83) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUCK 1-2291 73 151 0 180 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 49 62 2 188 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
RAYNER 20-182 95 139 3 177 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
HEADACHE 28-5609 46 55 1 187 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
SHARK 31-6525 52 88 0 188 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 61 75 1 190 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 54 64 4 232 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 35 32 3 163 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
MOD COD 55-2638 426 227 5 193 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 92 114 0 227 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 42 25 0 197 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 58 70 1 191 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 41 22 1 191 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
NARSIL 81-3401 51 28 1 190 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 56 38 0 280 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE