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Date : 11/05/2024 Duedate: 11/18/2024
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 344
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 RHYME TYME 55/385 535 356 4 60.0 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/453
2 MADNESS 81/465 44 36 0 55.0 6 DEFROSTED 75/455 206 311 5 39.8
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/374 CON + INSULT 32/442
4 REDHORSE 56/469 916 917 8 50.0 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
MOSSRUNNERS 1/113 7 RAT PAK 41/468 91 138 2 39.7
5 BASH BROS BO 28/452 612 823 10 42.6 MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467
BASH BROS OCEAN 31/457 RODENTIAN NATION 62/466
BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/460 8 DEADLINE 20/432 73 117 1 38.4
BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/454
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
Is this some kind of sick joke? Me, Champion of the Horn? A year and a half here
with me and my teammates receiving a ton of ass whoopings, and now I sit on the Throne
of the arena champion. Sweet! The boss says, to the best of his memory, I'm the first
ADM Duelmaster he has ever managed in any Advanced arena. Who'd of thought? I
seriously doubt I'll still be sitting here next turn, but it doesn't matter. I got to
see the view from up here.
So Hummingbird, please tell me you didn't throw the fight just so you wouldn't
have to write some of your words of wisdom? It was nice to win our latest rubber
match, making me now 3-2-0 vs you. TBH, I'd rather not continue the w-l-w-l-w see-saw
we have going. I'll accept your losses in all future fights, with grace of course.
So, I'm sending a challenge out to Laudina for two reasons. First, I want no part
of that thing called Mod Cod. Pretty sure I'd be seriously out classed at this point.
Secondly, Laudina defeated me on my first fight here way back on turn 305. It'd be
interesting to see if I've improved against him. Good luck to all my mates, even you
Narsil. LOL Til next time we all fight.
-- Rat Soldier
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Here we are again.
There were just twelve fights in Storm Rock Arena today, a morning's entertainment
only. No one died. There was just one challenge, thanks to Rat Soldier (and thanks,
as well, for the column). Rodentian Nation avoided Rhyme Time; that would be Rat
Soldier choosing not to fight Mod Cod, yes?
RAT SOLDIER (62-5152) (45-25-0,232) of RODENTIAN NATION challenged LAUDINA (81-
3658) (40-25-2,229) of MADNESS. RAT SOLDIER devastated LAUDINA in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge Title fight. So, Rat Soldier cements his hold on the Title with
another victory. He is the highest ranked Aimed Blow, and Laudina is the top Parry-
Lunge.
RINGIL (81-3633) (36-21-2,218) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought HEADACHE (28-5609) (48-57-
1,187) of BASH BROS BODY. RINGIL subdued HEADACHE in an exciting 1 minute melee.
Ringil is Storm Rock's leading Wall of Steel.
MOD COD (55-2638) (430-227-5,239) of RHYME TYME fought HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (95-
115-0,200) of REDHORSE. MOD COD overpowered HUMMINGBIRD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
mismatched duel. Mmm hmm. Mod Cod is scary. It's the top Lunger and overall
popularity leader, while Hummingbird is the top Slasher.
MOOSE (56-3459) (69-95-0,202) of REDHORSE fought RAYNER (20-182) (97-141-3,170)
of DEADLINE. MOOSE savagely defeated RAYNER in an exciting 3 minute bloody fight.
Rayner is the leading Parry-Riposte.
JAVELINO (56-3728) (58-70-1,198) of REDHORSE fought SHOPPING CART (72-6836) (60-
72-2,202) of BASH BROS ROADSIDE. JAVELINO devastated SHOPPING CART in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel. Javelino is our top Striker.
RENEGADE-RAT (41-388) (37-33-3,182) of RAT PAK fought SHARK (31-6525) (53-91-
0,198) of BASH BROS OCEAN. RENEGADE-RAT was viciously subdued by SHARK in a popular 4
minute competition. Renegade-Rat is this turn's favorite fighter in Storm Rock
THE OVEN BIRD (75-3934) (44-23-1,202) of DEFROSTED fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-
0,200). THE OVEN BIRD won victory over TELGOR in an action packed 6 minute gruesome
duel.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (55-67-4,187) of HOUSE JHEREG fought TAX PENALTY (72-
7311) (62-64-2,156) of BASH BROS MARRIAGE. TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was savagely defeated by
TAX PENALTY in a 2 minute duel.
NARSIL (81-3401) (51-31-1,210) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought MARVIN HAGLER (16-887)
(50-65-2,177) of BASH BROS. DOCTOR. NARSIL was overpowered by MARVIN HAGLER in a
popular 2 minute gory uneven match. This was a significant fight because Narsil is
our best Total Parry, while Mr. Hagler is the top Basher.
TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (64-76-1,192) of CON + INSULT fought BUCK (1-2291) (74-154-
0,167) of MOSSRUNNERS. TOUCH BASE demolished BUCK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
mismatched match.
REDDIG (81-1838) (32-14-0,168) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought ANDURIL (81-3435) (37-35-
1,105) of MIRKWOOD ORCS. REDDIG was devastated by ANDURIL in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided battle. Anduril gained 52 recognition points for this victory.
Reddig dropped 41.
YORKE (81-2085) (25-9-0,143) of CLAN LONGBEARD fought BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (68-
91-1,143) of REDHORSE. YORKE was beaten by BROKEN TOE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
conflict. Yorke was voted the least popular fighter in our arena this turn.
This is all I can tell you. Oh, there's always petty gossip, but I try to avoid that.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 46 25 0 251 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 431 227 5 250 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
RINGIL 81-3633 37 21 2 221 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 95 116 0 210 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
JAVELINO 56-3728 59 70 1 210 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 51 65 2 210 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 45 23 1 210 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
MOOSE 56-3459 70 95 0 204 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
SHARK 31-6525 54 91 0 204 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 65 76 1 197 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
LAUDINA 81-3658 40 26 2 195 MADNESS (465) SHADOWSPIRE
HEADACHE 28-5609 48 58 1 190 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 60 73 2 189 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 37 34 3 184 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 63 64 2 180 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (454) DRAGONHEAD
NARSIL 81-3401 51 32 1 178 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
RAYNER 20-182 97 142 3 174 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 55 68 4 167 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUCK 1-2291 74 155 0 163 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
-VILMAR 81-2105 25 11 1 159 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 69 91 1 157 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
ANDURIL 81-3435 38 35 1 157 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
-JAVIL 81-1430 35 27 0 157 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
YORKE 81-2085 25 10 0 138 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
REDDIG 81-1838 32 15 0 127 CLAN LONGBEARD (374) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CHRIUM 29-6732 20 9 1 67 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
-XAVIER 29-6547 14 14 1 53 MID EARTH (316) LAPUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Rat Soldier -- Thank goodness! I look forward to reading your column. -- Hummingbird
Marvin Hagler -- You're a doctor? I've got a sore toe; could you check it for me
please? -- JavelinoHeadache -- Yeah, you lost, but I thought you fought rreally well.
-- Moose
Tax Penalty -- Oh my gods! I won! That hardly ever happens. YAY! -- Buck
Renegade-Rat -- Ouch. -- Broken Toe
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RAT SOLDIER devastated LAUDINA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
RINGIL subdued HEADACHE in a exciting 1 minute melee.
MOD COD overpowered HUMMINGBIRD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
MOOSE savagely defeated RAYNER in a exciting 3 minute bloody fight.
JAVELINO devastated SHOPPING CART in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
RENEGADE-RAT was viciously subdued by SHARK in a popular 4 minute competition.
THE OVEN BIRD won victory over TELGOR in a action packed 6 minute gruesome duel.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF was savagely defeated by TAX PENALTY in a 2 minute duel.
NARSIL was overpowered by MARVIN HAGLER in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.
TOUCH BASE demolished BUCK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
REDDIG was devastated by ANDURIL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
YORKE was beaten by BROKEN TOE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 5 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 20 - 10 - 1 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 15 - 0 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 5 - 0 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 24 - 28 - 3 46 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 22 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 15 - 0 25 |
Turn 344 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 46 25 0 251 RODENTIAN NATION (466)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 431 227 5 250 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL RINGIL 81-3633 37 21 2 221 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)
SLASHING ATTACK HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 95 116 0 210 REDHORSE (469)
STRIKING ATTACK JAVELINO 56-3728 59 70 1 210 REDHORSE (469)
BASHING ATTACK MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 51 65 2 210 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460)
PARRY-LUNGE LAUDINA 81-3658 40 26 2 195 MADNESS (465)
TOTAL PARRY NARSIL 81-3401 51 32 1 178 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 97 142 3 174 DEADLINE (432)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was RENEGADE-RAT 41-388. The ten other most popular fighters were SHARK 31-6525,
MOOSE 56-3459, THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934, TAX PENALTY 72-7311, MARVIN HAGLER 16-887,
JAVELINO 56-3728, HEADACHE 28-5609, ANDURIL 81-3435, RAT SOLDIER 62-5152, and RINGIL
81-3633.
The least popular fighter this week was YORKE 81-2085. The other ten least popular
fighters were REDDIG 81-1838, BUCK 1-2291, SHOPPING CART 72-6836, HUMMINGBIRD
56-3475, LAUDINA 81-3658, NARSIL 81-3401, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, TEM
OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, and RAYNER 20-182.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 4 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 3 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUCK 1-2291 74 155 0 163 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
MARVIN HAGLER 16-887 51 65 2 210 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (460) WILLAF
RAYNER 20-182 97 142 3 174 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
HEADACHE 28-5609 48 58 1 190 BASH BROS BODY (452) MORYA
SHARK 31-6525 54 91 0 204 BASH BROS OCEAN (457) CHIMLEVTAL
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 65 76 1 197 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 55 68 4 167 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 37 34 3 184 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
MOD COD 55-2638 431 227 5 250 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 95 116 0 210 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 46 25 0 251 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 60 73 2 189 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (453) DRAGONHEAD
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 45 23 1 210 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
RINGIL 81-3633 37 21 2 221 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE