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Date : 01/28/2025 Duedate: 02/10/2025
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 350
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 RHYME TYME 55/385 541 356 4 60.3 RODENTIAN NATION 62/466
2 MADNESS 81/465 48 38 0 55.8 5 OF WOLF AND 81/343 41 58 1 41.4
3 REDHORSE 56/469 930 933 8 49.9 6 DEFROSTED 75/455 213 322 6 39.8
MOSSRUNNERS 1/113 CON + INSULT 32/442
4 RAT PAK 41/468 108 151 2 41.7 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467 7 DEADLINE 20/432 74 122 1 37.8
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
Wow! I never thought I'd be sitting in the fancy chair. To be honest, it isn't that
fancy. The cushion is purple velvet and quite soft. The wooden arms have some
carving on them, showing all the weapons allowed in the sport. No gold inlay or
anything though.
Last turn I was challenged by Rat Soldier, who I think didn't want the Title anymore.
It wasn't obvious, because Lady Greywand was in the stands, but I think he let me win.
He didn't teach me any skills though.
Anyway, hi everyone. I'm waving at you from up here. Hoping to lose this title
pretty quickly. So you know, I'm not a dwarf. I'm six feet tall. I do have a beard,
and I think that's what made the Commission clerks think "dwarf." But I'm Rocani and
human.
-- Javelino
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey you poozers,
Storm Rock had nine fights today, which was better than last time. No one avoided or
challenge, and no one died.
THE OVEN BIRD (75-3934) (48-25-1,220) of DEFROSTED fought MOD COD (55-2638) (436-
227-5,318) of RHYME TYME. THE OVEN BIRD was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute
mismatched Title fight. Mod Cod is, as always, top Lunger and the overall popularity
leader, and he's now back on the Champion of the Horn's throne.
RENEGADE-RAT (41-388) (41-35-3,218) of RAT PAK fought LAUDINA (81-3658) (43-28-
2,195) of MADNESS. RENEGADE-RAT was overcome by LAUDINA in a popular 5 minute
gruesome match. Laudina is still Storm Rock's leading Parry-Lunge, and is this turn's
favorite fighter.
HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (99-117-0,237) of REDHORSE fought RINGIL (81-3633) (39-24-
2,197) of MIRKWOOD ORCS. HUMMINGBIRD devastated RINGIL in a popular 1 minute brutal
one-sided contest. Hummingbird remains the top Slasher, and she got 20 points for
this turn, which she didn't want. Ringil lost 9.
RAT SOLDIER (62-5152) (50-26-0,197) of RODENTIAN NATION fought BUCK (1-2291) (75-
159-0,178) of MOSSRUNNERS. RAT SOLDIER viciously subdued BUCK in an action packed 2
minute gory brawl. Rat Soldier is our top Aimed Blow.
JAVELINO (56-3728) (61-73-1,204) of REDHORSE fought TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865)
(58-70-5,188) of HOUSE JHEREG. JAVELINO devastated TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute mismatched match. Javelino is the top Striker. Tem was voted least
popular this turn.
BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (71-94-1,204) of REDHORSE fought NARSIL (81-3401) (53-35-
1,185) of MIRKWOOD ORCS. BROKEN TOE was overcome by NARSIL in an action packed 2
minute melee. Narsil is our best Total Parry.
MOOSE (56-3459) (72-98-0,200) of REDHORSE fought TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (66-80-
1,210) of CON + INSULT. MOOSE viciously subdued TOUCH BASE in a popular 2 minute
gruesome duel.
RAYNER (20-182) (97-147-3,173) of DEADLINE fought ARIOCH (81-996) (28-29-3,116)
of OF WOLF AND MAN. RAYNER won victory over ARIOCH in a popular 2 minute fight.
Rayner is our best Parry-Riposte. Arioch, I haven't seen you before. Are you new
here?
ANDURIL (81-3435) (40-38-1,171) of MIRKWOOD ORCS fought EVIL INPUTTER (107-7) (0-
0-0,110). ANDURIL beat EVIL INPUTTER in a popular 2 minute melee.
That's all. See you in fourteen.
-- Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 437 227 5 341 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 100 117 0 257 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
JAVELINO 56-3728 62 73 1 214 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 48 26 1 210 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
LAUDINA 81-3658 44 28 2 209 MADNESS (465) SHADOWSPIRE
MOOSE 56-3459 73 98 0 208 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 51 26 0 200 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
NARSIL 81-3401 54 35 1 199 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 41 36 3 199 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 66 81 1 196 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 71 95 1 195 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
RINGIL 81-3633 39 25 2 188 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 58 71 5 181 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUCK 1-2291 75 160 0 180 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
RAYNER 20-182 98 147 3 175 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
ANDURIL 81-3435 41 38 1 173 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARIOCH 81-996 28 30 3 126 OF WOLF AND MAN (343) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
The Oven Bird -- Good fight! Though I'd rather you didn't hit me in the neck.
Anyway, now it's your turn to write a column. I wrote one for last time, but the
Commission mislaid it so it'll probably be in there this time. -- Javelino
Renegade-Rat -- Glad I could teach you something. I guess I AM pretty decisive. When
I'm about to be decisive, I... no, shouldn't say that, should I? -- Moose
Laudina -- You're quite good, and now I'm in danger of having to write another column,
darn it! -- Hummingbird
Anduril -- Oh no, I dropped an Anduril on my sore toe! Not really, and thanks for the
skill.
Narsil -- Hey, I taught you four skills! Didn't know I had that many to teach. --
Narsil
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
THE OVEN BIRD was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
RENEGADE-RAT was overcome by LAUDINA in a popular 5 minute gruesome match.
HUMMINGBIRD devastated RINGIL in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
RAT SOLDIER viciously subdued BUCK in a action packed 2 minute gory brawl.
JAVELINO devastated TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match.
BROKEN TOE was overcome by NARSIL in a action packed 2 minute melee.
MOOSE viciously subdued TOUCH BASE in a popular 2 minute gruesome duel.
RAYNER won victory over ARIOCH in a popular 2 minute fight.
ANDURIL beat EVIL INPUTTER in a popular 2 minute melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 AIMED BLOW 14 - 7 - 0 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 17 - 0 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 20 - 3 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 15 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 11 - 0 31 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 9 - 0 25 |
Turn 350 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 4 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 437 227 5 341 RHYME TYME (385)
SLASHING ATTACK HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 100 117 0 257 REDHORSE (469)
STRIKING ATTACK JAVELINO 56-3728 62 73 1 214 REDHORSE (469)
WALL OF STEEL THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 48 26 1 210 DEFROSTED (455)
PARRY-LUNGE LAUDINA 81-3658 44 28 2 209 MADNESS (465)
AIMED BLOW RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 51 26 0 200 RODENTIAN NATION (466)
TOTAL PARRY NARSIL 81-3401 54 35 1 199 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 98 147 3 175 DEADLINE (432)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was LAUDINA 81-3658. The ten other most popular fighters were MOOSE 56-3459,
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388, RAT SOLDIER 62-5152, JAVELINO 56-3728, BROKEN TOE 56-3683,
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, RAYNER 20-182, ANDURIL 81-3435, MOD COD 55-2638, and NARSIL
81-3401.
The least popular fighter this week was TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865. The other ten
least popular fighters were RINGIL 81-3633, THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934, BUCK 1-2291,
ARIOCH 81-996, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, NARSIL 81-3401, MOD COD 55-2638, ANDURIL 81-3435,
RAYNER 20-182, and HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 0 1 0
ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 3 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 2 0
MURSKA(35) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUCK 1-2291 75 160 0 180 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
RAYNER 20-182 98 147 3 175 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 66 81 1 196 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 58 71 5 181 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 41 36 3 199 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
MOD COD 55-2638 437 227 5 341 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 100 117 0 257 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 51 26 0 200 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 48 26 1 210 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
LAUDINA 81-3658 44 28 2 209 MADNESS (465) SHADOWSPIRE