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Date   : 03/11/2025    Duedate: 03/24/2025

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 353

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 RHYME TYME 55/385    544  356   4 60.4      CON + INSULT 32/442
  2 MADNESS 81/465        49   40   0 55.1      HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
  3 REDHORSE 56/469      934  944   8 49.7    8 OF WOLF AND  81/343   41   61   1 40.2
  4 BIG LAKE OUT 81/410  400  426  10 48.4    9 DEADLINE 20/432       76  123   1 38.2
  7 DEFROSTED 75/455     219  325   6 40.3

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Heyla!

Storm Rock had eight fights today.  There were two challenges, thanks to the Big Lake 
teams.  No one died, and Arioch got beat by an unemployed person.

     BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (100-74-0,208) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged TOUCH BASE 
(32-6828) (67-82-1,210) of CON + INSULT.  BURM WOLFSNARL devastated TOUCH BASE in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Mr. Wolfsnarl is Storm Rock's top Total Parry.
     THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (73-41-1,204) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION challenged THE OVEN 
BIRD (75-3934) (50-26-1,238) of DEFROSTED.  THE LEPER'S HAND was unbelievably bested 
by THE OVEN BIRD in an 8 minute match.  The Oven Bird is our best Wall of Steel, but 
The Leper's hand is this turn's favorite fighter.
     MOD COD (55-2638) (439-227-5,378) of RHYME TYME fought HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) 
(102-117-0,291) of REDHORSE.  MOD COD devastated HUMMINGBIRD in a popular 1 minute 
one-sided Title contest.  Of course, Mod Cod is our Champion of the Horn and also the 
top Lunger and overall popularity leader.  Hummingbird is still top Slasher.
     JAVELINO (56-3728) (63-74-1,205) of REDHORSE fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER (107-23) 
(0-0-0,181).  JAVELINO was demolished by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute mismatched 
competition.  Javelino is the leading Striker in this arena.
     BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (71-97-1,190) of REDHORSE fought LAUDINA (81-3658) (45-29-
2,196) of MADNESS.  BROKEN TOE savagely defeated LAUDINA in a 2 minute brutal 
struggle.  Broken Toe gained 17 points.  Laudina is our most prominent Parry-Lunge.   
In fact, she's the only one.
     MOOSE (56-3459) (73-100-0,187) of REDHORSE fought RAYNER (20-182) (99-148-3,187) 
of DEADLINE.  MOOSE was devastated by RAYNER in an action packed 1 minute one-sided 
competition.  Rayner is our leading Parry-Riposte.
     TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (59-72-5,193) of HOUSE JHEREG fought BUCK (1-2291) 
(75-162-0,180) of MOSSRUNNERS.  TEM OF SMALLCLIFF viciously subdued BUCK in an action 
packed 4 minute gruesome duel.
     ARIOCH (81-996) (28-32-3,97) of OF WOLF AND MAN fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5) 
(0-0-0,70).  ARIOCH was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a popular 1 minute gory 
uneven duel.  I guess working as a stand-in beats telemarketing, right?  And poor 
Arioch was voted least popular today, while losing 24 recognition points.

There's not much to tell you, and that was all of it.  Have a good two weeks.

                                          -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             440 227  5  389  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934        51  26  1  262  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       101  74  0  219  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         102 118  0  210  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683           72  97  1  207  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     73  42  1  204  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
-NARSIL 81-3401               56  35  1  204  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 RAYNER 20-182               100 148  3  198  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865    60  72  5  198  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828           67  83  1  197  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
-RAT SOLDIER 62-5152          52  27  0  195  RODENTIAN NATION (466)     VALAMANTIS
-RINGIL 81-3633               40  26  2  195  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
-RENEGADE-RAT 41-388          42  37  3  190  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI
 LAUDINA 81-3658              45  30  2  188  MADNESS (465)              SHADOWSPIRE
-ANDURIL 81-3435              42  39  1  184  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291                  75 163  0  180  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT
 JAVELINO 56-3728             63  75  1  180  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 MOOSE 56-3459                73 101  0  177  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-JAR OF CLAY 59-3046          32  19  1  116  CHAPEL ROCK (478)          ILLIS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARIOCH 81-996                28  33  3   73  OF WOLF AND MAN (343)      SHADOWSPIRE
-MOM'S MAD 83-698             18  14  0   68  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Redhorse -- Three fights against you guys in one turn? Interesting. lol -- Rats/Orcs

Moose -- You got your shots in, you had to know I'd retaliate. (yay, me!) I consider 
it an honor to have given you your 100th loss Enjoy. -- Rat Soldier

Javelino -- Maybe I should've kicked you on my first shot instead of my wimpy sword? 
lol -- Renegade-Rat

Broken Toe -- In the old days, I'd have folded like a cheap tent. Nice to know I've 
improved somewhat. -- Ringil

Hey Olaf Modeen -- Maybe provide a public service and report who all the managers are 
here or how we might know them from elsewhere? I'm no secret nor is the Big Laker. 
Just curious to know who I'm competing with here. There can't possibly be any good 
reason for secrecy, right? :) -- Rats/Orcs

Renegade-Rat -- You are always a worthy opponent.  I'm glad I got lucky this past 
turn. -- Javelino

Rayner -- Don't forget to change your train. -- Hummingbird

Rat Soldier -- Good fight, and thanks for helping me get that train. -- Moose

Ringil -- Yipes!  I think you're out of my league. -- Broken Toe

Laudina -- You're a Rirorni?  Cool.  Anyway, nice offense you've got there. -- Buck

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BURM WOLFSNARL devastated TOUCH BASE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
THE LEPER'S HAND was unbelievably bested by THE OVEN BIRD in a 8 minute match.
MOD COD devastated HUMMINGBIRD in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
JAVELINO was demolished by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BROKEN TOE savagely defeated LAUDINA in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
MOOSE was devastated by RAYNER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF viciously subdued BUCK in a action packed 4 minute gruesome duel.
ARIOCH was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW        12 -   7 -  0      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  20 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  19 -  1      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  14 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 353 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           440 227  5  389 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL    THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934      51  26  1  262 DEFROSTED (455)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113     101  74  0  219 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
SLASHING ATTACK  HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475       102 118  0  210 REDHORSE (469)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182             100 148  3  198 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAUDINA 81-3658            45  30  2  188 MADNESS (465)
STRIKING ATTACK  JAVELINO 56-3728           63  75  1  180 REDHORSE (469)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940.  The ten other most popular fighters were TEM OF 
SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934, BUCK 1-2291, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, BURM 
WOLFSNARL 81-113, MOD COD 55-2638, RAYNER 20-182, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, LAUDINA 
81-3658, and TOUCH BASE 32-6828.

The least popular fighter this week was ARIOCH 81-996.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MOOSE 56-3459, JAVELINO 56-3728, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, LAUDINA 81-3658, 
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, RAYNER 20-182, MOD COD 55-2638, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, BROKEN 
TOE 56-3683, and BUCK 1-2291.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  3 0  
ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291                 75 163  0  180  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT
 RAYNER 20-182              100 148  3  198  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828          67  83  1  197  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   60  72  5  198  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 MOD COD 55-2638            440 227  5  389  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475        102 118  0  210  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934       51  26  1  262  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      101  74  0  219  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE