ADVANCED DUELMASTERS

Date   : 12/14/1995    Duedate: 12/27/1995

Gateway

DM-108    TURN-2

RANK TEAMS                    W   L K    %  RANK TEAMS                    W   L K    %
  1 DARK GUARDIANS 1/8       6   1  0 85.7    9 THE DAMNED 30/52         2   6  2 25.0
    MYTH AND MIGHT 2/10                         YELLOW SUBMARINE 17/31                
    THE RED REAVERS 28/47                       EXCELLENT 'VENTURE 13/26              
    THE GUARDIANS 19/35                         PUT UP YOUR DUKES 29/50               
  2 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 2/9   16   4  0 80.0   10 UNDERDOGS 60/75          1   9  0 10.0
    DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 33/55                     BIRDS OF PREY 23/41                   
    DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 26/45                     DEATHTONGUE 46/68                     
    DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS 21/39                  WILD CARDS 57/73                      
    DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 20/37                  11 VIPERS 14/28             0   6  0  0.0
    DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 7/19                      DARK TIDE 33/54                       
  3 ANCIENT HISTORY 23/43    4   2  0 66.7   12 CHEMICALS 53/72          2   0  1  100
  4 BIBLE BROTHERS 38/64     4   2  0 66.7   13 ANGELS OF PAIN 9/23      2   0  1  100
    ABOUNDING AGONY II 29/48                 14 KILL HUMANOIDS 37/58     2   0  0  100
    WOLFRAVEN REAVERS 10/24                  15-BLACK BULLDOGS 5/13      2   0  0  100
  5 PLAY BALL 6/17           6   4  0 60.0      MAD SCIENTISTS 18/34                  
    SICK MINDS 5/15                          16 CELESTIALS 23/42         2   0  0  100
    MY EX-WIFE 2/11                          17-KING'S COURT 11/25       1   0  0  100
    TACTICAL SURGERY 1/7                     18 TEAM$(150) 1/77          1   1  1 50.0
    MARKED DECK 17/32                        19 SWEORDMASTERS 1/6        1   1  0 50.0
    BATTLEFIELD EARTH 37/60                     THE INANIMATES 38/63                  
    MY EX-WIFE 38/61                         20 JACKSON FIVE 17/30       1   1  0 50.0
  6 CCE 60/76                9   9  0 50.0      FIRE FIGHTERS 41/65                   
    ZIG ZAG 1/5                              21 ROMAN HEROES 32/53       1   1  0 50.0
    ZIG ZAG 37/59                               MISCELLANEOUS II 38/62                
    NOMADS 14/29                             22 RIFTWAR MASTERS 18/78    1   1  0 50.0
    GOLDEN HOSTE 6/16                        23 FROG PRINCES 18/33       1   1  0 50.0
    ZIG ZAG 5/14                             24 BRITERON BY 8/20         1   1  0 50.0
    HACK AND SLASH 24/44                     25 LUNATIC FRINGE 3/12      0   2  0  0.0
  7 DEATH MASTERS 7/18       3   3  0 50.0   26 ANIME LEGENDS 21/38      0   2  0  0.0
    NINJA TURTLES 22/40                      27-KISS OF DEATH 9/21       0   2  0  0.0
    INFERNAL LEGION 9/22                        SHATTERED REALITY 35/56               
  8 THE BEARS 42/66          4   6  0 40.0   28 COLD STEEL 51/71         0   1  0  0.0
    THE BEARS 46/69                          29-THE DISCORDIANS 29/51    0   1  0  0.0
    THE BEARS 48/70                          30 ADDAMS FAMILY 36/57      0   1  0  0.0
    THE BEARS 43/67                       

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

     Fellow Defenders of the Gate, hear me!  I am off to assault the enemy with my 
wits and my blade for the next six months.  I plan on gathering together a band of 
warriors to go with me.  We shall be called "The Companions," and our task shall be to 
blunt the waves of demons at their source.  Any who dare may join.  This turn (turn 2) 
I shall scout ahead.  Thereafter, we plunge into the unknown.  Who will heed my call?  
All are welcome!

                                                       Vengeance

=====================================>>>>>*<<<<<======================================

     Hello managers.  Hope everyone was looking forward to Gateway as much as I am.  
Frankly my expectations are high.  I want to see the Cockroach as developed as Gypsy 
Moth is now.  In honesty I cannot claim the Cockroach is better than second tier, but 
with seven more strength, ten more speed and two more defense to train he might be as 
tough as the Gypsy Moth is now.  Most of all I am hoping the Cockroach can raise his 
damage above "good."
     With my high expectations I was expecting the Gateway monsters to be very tough, 
with the top eleven going 50% versus the gate.  Now most of us in Gateway know each 
other, and I doubt that Jimmy the Hand or Char$(3008) are on anyone's top ten warrior 
list.  If these journeymen can score on kills versus the Gate, it will be a walkover 
for Gypsy Moth and the rest of the round ten crew.
     So here is Doc LeGrand's vote for raising the Gateway Monster abilities.  If I 
were going to design monsters, I would average the skill levels for the last 
tournament TVs, and give the monsters huge physical characteristics.  Triple 
hitpoints, unlimited endurance and big, big, damage.  This way the top end warriors 
would have to wear down the Gateway monsters, avoiding those huge counterattacks.  
Eventually, when we have learned our extra 30 skills we will gain a skill edge on the 
monsters, but forever behind on physical attributes.  Something long the lines of 
Gypsy Moth knocks down Mondo Gatebeast, delivers a dozen critical attacks, gets 
exhausted and loses in minute six.
     And those are my expectations.

                                                       Doc Legrand

P.S.  Zontani, if you are going to us my clone service, you could at least give me a 
public endorsement.

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hail and Greetings!

     Although they told me that this place would allow you lunkheads to actually learn 
something new...I don't think I actually believed it could be true until I saw it with 
my own eyes!  Wow!  I havn't seen so much sword swishing and shield smackin' on the 
practice field since the days of my youth when the Osksi lords used to roll into 
Mordant to get their clocks punched by a few of the local boys.  Man, those Osksi 
lords sure could put on airs (and any of you from Osksi that want to be offended, too 
bad, take out your frustrations in the arena).  One of my informants even told me that 
Donny has gotten a local trainer (a weird lizard looking guy) and is trying to figure 
out how to incorporate a feinted tail lash into his repetoire.  I guess it isn't 
working out too well yet -- but I'm sure that the girls back home would have loved to 
watch him practice (shake that tush Donny!).  Actually, if you want to know the true 
story, I hear that Donatello's new trainer was secretly supplied from Doc LeGrand's 
labs (those failed experiments have to go somewhere, you know).  I guess the Doc 
figures that the longer he can keep Donny working on impossible moves the better the 
chance that his warriors will catch up.
     I just got back from the hospital where Char$ is recovering from being ahhhhmmm, 
killed, at the Gate.  Look Char$, just because I congratulated you last week on your 
Gate victory doesn't mean that you had to be a tough guy and go try it again.  Not all 
the chaos creatures are wimps, you know.  Reading over some mail that I intercepted, 
it seems that some managers feel that their warriors are so tough that they could 
NEVER be defeated at the Gate.  I'm sure Sheila will be glad to learn that her fears 
are unjustified.  Tell you what.  Any of you tough enough to go three straight rounds 
at the Gate without being defeated, I'll buy you a beer.  Of course they don't have 
any beer around this place (hint, hint) so you'll have to wait to collect from me the 
next time Sheila crosses us back to Alastari for a tournament.  Of course, I'm not too 
worried about having to pay up -- from what I see, you guys are treating this like 
some kind of vacation (with a few notable exceptions like Vengeance).
     All hail to Hangover of Abounding Agony for his rise to the top job here.  Let's 
raise our cups of banana juice to this, our new Gate Commander.  Enjoy it while you 
can, Hangover, there are a lot of tough fruit pickers below you who would like to take 
your job.  I hate banana juice, ya know.  Could someone please figure out a way to at 
least ferment this stuff?
   Dark Guardian, et al, have taken an early lead in the rankings with Doc LeGrand not 
far behind.  Personally, my money is still on teams like Lunatic Fringe, Anime 
Legends, and the Addams Family.  Hey, just give 'em a chance to work into it!  
    Well, it looks like my time is up.  I've got an appointment with a certain 
"associate" who tells me that there may be a way for certain "persons" (female) and 
"goods" (beer) to be deliverd to my apartments if the price is right.  If his story 
turns out to be true... you can bet that I'm gonna be in business as his partner 
before the week is out!  What if he doesn't want a partner?  Well, they say that the 
jungle outside the Keep can be a very lonely place to find oneself bound, gagged, and 
left to oneself in -- especially when the local flaura and fauna decides to take an 
interest in you.
     Until next week, keep your eyes in your head and your hands away from my banana 
juice.

                                             -- Zontani Sharp Eyes

THE GATE COMMANDER               W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  1) HANGOVER 29-638            132  61  3  ABOUNDING AGONY II (48)    LAPUR

THE CAPTAINS OF THE GATE          W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  2) CHAR$(3008) 1-3008          74  60  1  TEAM$(150) (77)            MORDANT
  3) DONATELLO 22-366           188  39  1  NINJA TURTLES (40)         SOLVEN
  4)-THE MULE 1-347             175  73  2  DARK FOUNDATION (3)        MORDANT
  5) LEONARDO 22-205            163  70  5  NINJA TURTLES (40)         SOLVEN
  6)-WALLBANGER 29-708          160  59  3  DARK FOUNDATION (49)       LAPUR
  7) TEETOTALER 38-326          147  60  1  MISCELLANEOUS II (62)      CLIFFHOME
  8) FALSTAFF 37-899            111  63  2  ZIG ZAG (59)               SIBIKHAS
  9) QUICKSILVER 14-857         115  81  2  NOMADS (29)                TOBIR
 10)-HYPER-RAT 19-1170           80  51  3  RAT PAK (80)               ZUWAYZA
 11)-SHADOW 1-850               136  71  2  BLACK FLAG (4)             MORDANT

LIEUTENANTS OF THE GATE           W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 12) JIMMY THE HAND 18-1044      46  23  1  RIFTWAR MASTERS (78)       TALCAMA
 13) THANATOS 9-1069            127  68  0  INFERNAL LEGION (22)       ZUKAL
 14)-REVENGE 1-853              126  73  3  BLACK FLAG (4)             MORDANT
 15) BARON COCKROACH 20-703     102  70  2  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (37)     SEAM
 16)-SAM SPADE 1-184            122 127  1  SLASHERS (2)               MORDANT
 17)-LOUIE 1-224                122  61  0  SLASHERS (2)               MORDANT
 18) MADAM BUTTERFLY 20-701     116  55  2  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (37)     SEAM
 19) DELBAETH 6-978             116  77  0  GOLDEN HOSTE (16)          TRANSEL
 20) NECRON-99 7-565            138  56  2  DEATH MASTERS (18)         BONSUR
 21) OPUS 1-1526                114  69  1  ZIG ZAG (5)                MORDANT
 22)-RANDOM 1-858               113 123  0  DARK FOUNDATION (3)        MORDANT
 23) REGGIE JACKSON 17-1339     100  69  1  JACKSON FIVE (30)          ALJAFIR
 24) VENGEANCE 9-2052           111  29  4  ANGELS OF PAIN (23)        ZUKAL
 25) SGT SLAUGHTER 7-541        145  52  0  DEATH MASTERS (18)         BONSUR
 26)-HAVOK II 1-950             109  86  1  BLACK FLAG (4)             MORDANT
 27) TAGAN 6-1226               110  60  0  GOLDEN HOSTE (16)          TRANSEL
 28)-HARRY SELDON 1-1054        102  77  1  DARK FOUNDATION (3)        MORDANT
 29) EVE 21-336                 124  85  1  ANIME LEGENDS (38)         SUNSET
 30)-CHRISTINE 11-929           101  62  2  KING'S COURT (25)          ARUAK CITY
 31)-HAPPY SLASHER 1-212        101  87  0  SLASHERS (2)               MORDANT

DEFENDERS OF THE GATE             W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 32) DON JUAN 24-849            100  85  4  HACK AND SLASH (44)        ZORPUNT
 33) NODONN 6-866               113  78  0  GOLDEN HOSTE (16)          TRANSEL
 34)-SELLEQUE 5-456              96  66  2  BLACK BULLDOGS (13)        KALTOS
 35) GYPSY MOTH 20-704           96  71  2  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (37)     SEAM
 36) TA'RA 24-1088               95  76  1  HACK AND SLASH (44)        ZORPUNT
 37)-STORM 1-1753                95  62  0  DARK FOUNDATION (3)        MORDANT
 38)-REEBOK-RAT 41-432           99  54  1  RAT PAK (82)               KATI-TEI
 39) WHIPLASH 19-1221            91  51  1  THE GUARDIANS (35)         ZUWAYZA
 40) FIRE DONBELOW 41-101        94  86  2  FIRE FIGHTERS (65)         KATI-TEI
 41)-PSYCHO SCIENTIST 18-697     92  74  3  MAD SCIENTISTS (34)        TALCAMA

DEFENDERS OF THE GATE             W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 42) JESSE JACKSON 38-747        91  61  2  BIBLE BROTHERS (64)        CLIFFHOME
 43) BILLY THE KID 13-1386       94  64  3  EXCELLENT 'VENTURE (26)    DULLENS
 44) NAMELESS TOOK 1-3195        70  30  2  DARK GUARDIANS (8)         MORDANT
 45) TREBONIUS 32-604            87  60  7  ROMAN HEROES (53)          ARVAT
 46)-RED III 1-2013              87  64  1  BLACK FLAG (4)             MORDANT
 47) THE COUATL 2-17             75  50  5  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (9)      NIANIA
 48) AHT THE FERRET 33-608       87  60  3  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (55)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 49) PRIESTESS PYTHON 26-1388    83  70  1  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (45)     CALEAM
 50) INFLATIBLE DOLL 38-682      84  63  0  THE INANIMATES (63)        CLIFFHOME
 51)-TANTRUM 9-845               83  67  0  KISS OF DEATH (21)         ZUKAL
 52) PEREGRINE FALCON 21-987     83  85  2  DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (39)  SUNSET
 53) JAKE THE SNAKE 14-74        86  37  1  VIPERS (28)                TOBIR
 54) RAPHAEL 22-202              83  46  0  NINJA TURTLES (40)         SOLVEN
 55) UNZASTER DIZASTER 10-1424   81  55  1  WOLFRAVEN REAVERS (24)     KOLACT
 56) JEREMY 17-1642              80  63  3  YELLOW SUBMARINE (31)      ALJAFIR
 57)-RALPH 1-1754                79  79  1  BLACK FLAG (4)             MORDANT
 58)-PRINCESS 38-129             79  49  0  MY EX-WIFE (61)            CLIFFHOME
 59) JASON CULLINANE 19-1241     68  60  2  THE GUARDIANS (35)         ZUWAYZA
 60) SHAWN THORNTON 29-1359      75  81  4  PUT UP YOUR DUKES (50)     LAPUR
 61)-LAZAR WOLF 4-1169           49  31  1  TRIBAL COUNCIL (83)        JHELUM

GUARDIANS OF THE WALL             W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 62) LOUIS 30-1370               76  74  3  THE DAMNED (52)            IAYE
 63) ALICIA 24-1551              87  54  1  HACK AND SLASH (44)        ZORPUNT
 64) FER DE LANCE 5-1938         73  56  1  ZIG ZAG (14)               KALTOS
 65) GAMMENON 23-1670            74  63  2  CELESTIALS (42)            TI
 66) GOLDILOCKS 18-470           74  65  1  FROG PRINCES (33)          TALCAMA
 67)-SOLOMON 35-911              73  54  1  SHATTERED REALITY (56)     MURSKA
 68) SIR LANCELOT 23-1997        70  44  2  ANCIENT HISTORY (43)       TI
 69) GOLDEN 42-757               71  58  0  THE BEARS (66)             RODEKI
 70) WILLIAM TELL 23-2054        73  33  3  ANCIENT HISTORY (43)       TI
 71) BARIUM 53-378               73  60  2  CHEMICALS (72)             KHALHUMS
 72)-WULGRETH 58-34              71  44  4  STAR MOUNT FIENDS (74)     DELARQ TOR
 73)-JAKE SPEED 26-1836          71  39  3  SONS OF DEATH (46)         CALEAM
 74) RAGAMOFFYN 1-1943           71  58  1  SWEORDMASTERS (6)          MORDANT
 75) PRETTY MAID 3-1361          72  69  2  LUNATIC FRINGE (12)        OSKSI
 76) CHAOS KNIGHT 33-100         72  43  3  DARK TIDE (54)             NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 77) TAWNY 24-1369               90  64  0  HACK AND SLASH (44)        ZORPUNT
 78) 3066 14-1351                70  46  1  NOMADS (29)                TOBIR
 79) DLOM EMILS 5-1857           68  68  2  ZIG ZAG (14)               KALTOS
 80) CHAOS WARRIOR 33-98         68  45  0  DARK TIDE (54)             NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 81) BILL THE CAT 46-699         78  63  2  DEATHTONGUE (68)           ARDIVENT
 82) M'LADY MACAW 21-1006        61  53  3  DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (39)  SUNSET
 83) LAND SHARK 7-1466           67  84  4  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (19)     BONSUR
 84) SABRE TOOTH 28-1193         67  40  0  THE RED REAVERS (47)       MORYA
 85) ELLEGON 19-1723             62  38  1  THE GUARDIANS (35)         ZUWAYZA
 86)-LIME LADY V 13-2463         66  45  0  ASYLUM KNIGHTS (27)        DULLENS
 87) FERNDOK 60-607              66  42  2  UNDERDOGS (75)             ARADI
 88) URSA 48-1678                56  45  2  THE BEARS (70)             CAER
 89) JANE FONDA 5-1981           62  26  2  SICK MINDS (15)            KALTOS
 90) NICODEMUS 8-1729            61  38  1  BRITERON BY (20)           ARKERS
 91) MASH 14-1528                66  67  0  NOMADS (29)                TOBIR
 92) STEEL DWARF 2-1955          61  37  0  MYTH AND MIGHT (10)        NIANIA
 93) RAVEN 23-1526               61  57  0  BIRDS OF PREY (41)         TI
 94)-SIR SLAPHAPPY VI 13-2862    61  20  0  ASYLUM KNIGHTS (27)        DULLENS
 95) MOUNTAIN BEAR 46-1340       61  34  1  THE BEARS (69)             ARDIVENT
 96) SUGAR BEAR 42-811           67  52  2  THE BEARS (66)             RODEKI
 97) BUTKUS 43-836               60  57  1  THE BEARS (67)             VEASTIAN
 98) THUNDERBIRD 23-2317         60  42  3  BIRDS OF PREY (41)         TI
 99) THING 36-97                 61  55  0  ADDAMS FAMILY (57)         JHANS
100) WRAITH 57-2615              60  33  0  WILD CARDS (73)            ANDOR

GUARDIANS OF THE WALL             W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
101) FURIOUS IMPALER 37-762      56  32  1  KILL HUMANOIDS (58)        SIBIKHAS

PROTECTORS OF THE KEEP            W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
102) BHURAK 60-1081              59  38  3  CCE (76)                   ARADI
103) NOELLE 14-2005              58  38  2  NOMADS (29)                TOBIR
104) ATHENA 23-2495              59  22  1  ANCIENT HISTORY (43)       TI
105) DR. LUNGPUNCTURE 1-2698     58  38  3  TACTICAL SURGERY (7)       MORDANT
106) MARIONETTE 1-4093           56  40  0  DARK GUARDIANS (8)         MORDANT
107) NORIEL 51-1488              65  45  0  COLD STEEL (71)            TRICORUS
108) EUSEBIO 6-1456              59  29  1  GOLDEN HOSTE (16)          TRANSEL
109)-CARRIER GROUP 37-1424       53  37  1  BATTLEFIELD EARTH (60)     SIBIKHAS
110) SCOTT SCUDDER 6-2258        53  23  0  PLAY BALL (17)             TRANSEL
111) HITLER 5-1958               52  40  0  SICK MINDS (15)            KALTOS
112)-STRING RAISE 17-2018        52  28  0  MARKED DECK (32)           ALJAFIR
113) PONTIFF PELICAN 21-1569     48  24  1  DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (39)  SUNSET
114) LOST BLONDE 2-2242          46  29  1  MY EX-WIFE (11)            NIANIA
115)-FNORD 29-2244               44  34  2  THE DISCORDIANS (51)       LAPUR
116)-FIRST FOUNDER 19-1698       41  22  0  M.U.L.E. TEAM (36)         ZUWAYZA
117)-SWAMP-RAT 19-700           102  62  0  RAT PAK (80)               ZUWAYZA
118)-SOULFLAYER 11-978           86  53  1  BLOODSTONE ORCS (79)       ARUAK CITY
119)-DAARGARD 32-673             84  66  0  MISFITS (81)               ARVAT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W  L K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                 TURN
TKOZIQUE 108-18            0  1 0 CHAOS SPAWN 0          VENGEANCE 9-2052            2
FIRE LIZARD 108-21         0  1 0 CHAOS SPAWN 0          LOUIS 30-1370               2
KAKAKIZ 108-19             0  1 0 CHAOS SPAWN 0          BARIUM 53-378               2
SHAWN THORNTON 29-1359    75 81 4 PUT UP YOUR DUKES 50   ZEXI, JAGUAR PRIES 108-52   2
CHAR$(3008) 1-3008        74 60 1 TEAM$(150) 77          FIRE LIZARD 108-21          2

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

     Protector Vengeance -- An excellent idea, m'lord!  I wissssh thee well on thy 
     voyage.  I give thee this ring through which thou may contact me here, in the 
     Keep, at any time so that should any of thy comradessss needssss asssissstance, 
     thou may contact me. -- Skek

     Manager LeGrand -- The contact to Alastari through the Gate is difficult, but 
     thissss I can asssssure thee: Gate Commander Jimmy the Hand defeated not a 
     monster insssside the Gate itssself, but one that we have captured and have here, 
     in the Keep (that sssshall henceforth be more in evidence); and within the Gate 
     itsssself who knowsssss what sssstrengthssss each individual creature hassss?  
     Whilst the mighty Lord Char$ came back a victor, several of our other valiant 
     warriors had to be rescued. -- Skek

Hail Heroes of Alastari!  May victory be granted us! -- Vengeance

All who wish to do battle with me -- I apologize, but I will be adventuring into the 
Gate henceforth.  Perhaps I shall see you come tournament time.  I am no longer 
content to battle with my fellows in a mockery of war--from now on, my enemies will be 
for real.  The time of testing is done--the time for true Lords of Alastari to prove 
themselves is upon us! -- Vengeance

Whaddaya know!  No trains above 25 here.  One Gateway myth disspelled...

Psycho Scientist -- Can't believe I almost beat you!  I heard you were better than 
that! -- Pretty Maid

Neon -- Where is Vengeance?  Did he miss the boat? -- The Lunatic

Mannequin -- What happened to you?  The snow up there freeze your brain? -- The 
Lunatic

I am Mithril, manager of Clan Battleaxe in arenas 10, 15, 100 and the Soulless Ones in 
arena 49.  I am trying to contact either the Dealer or the Neon Necromancer.  If any 
can tell me where they can be reached, or if they are reading this, I would greatly 
appreicate a diplo.  It is a matter of importance.  I can also be reached at: Edward 
Kurth, 14 Twain Rd., North Brunswick, NJ, 08902.  Thank you. -- Mithril

Hey, Guys, let's compare notes on this place... my 25 will didn't give me a #6 raise.  
How did others fare?  Let's meet at my place, I'll provide the refreshments. -- Eve
P.S.  Was it supposed to be easier to raise stats?

Oh, man, that was painful!  Are we going to be trekking into the Gate alone like this, 
or can we get up a group?  Jeremy, kid, thanks for dragging us back here to the Keep.  
(Thanks to you, too, Char$.) -- Billy, Shawn, and Louis

Techno-Geek -- Well, I sent four of my boys, but since we won't have contact with them 
inside the actual Gate until spring, I guess they're on their own out there. ;) -- Tex

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna like dis place. -- The Dealer

Furious -- Lost Blonde had guts enough to train skills, and she learned four!  We 
gonna have fun here. -- Lungs

Psycho -- Did you train skills? -- Lungs

Dark Circle -- This place is like a dream come true for us.  7-1 the first turn, too 
cool.  I hope you guys were as pleased as I about this turn's trains.  All our 
sacrifices for knowledge, the warriors get to have their revenge.  I love it. -- The 
Dealer, Warden of the Dark Circle
P.S.  Any of the other Wardens here or plannin' on comin' over?

Spyreporter -- No one cares about your stomach.  The 14th ranked warrior at 124-84-1 
loses to the 111th ranked warrior, who's 46-28-1.  Now that's something a good 
spyreporter would note. -- The Dealer
P.S. Why do we have Zontani, anyway?  Where's our spyreporter?

Did anyone else notice that the only TP to win here beat another TP? -- The Dealer

11/16/95
All-- Volksie/Talon has moved.  I am currently active in 18, 38, 63, and 105.  My new 
address is:  Kurt S. Sauer, 536 Linden St, 2nd Floor, Bethlehem PA 18018, (610) 866-
5934

11/20/95
I am trying to locate a copy of a computer game called CELTIC TALES: BALOR OF THE EVIL 
EYE, IBM version.  (I do't know the neame of the company behind the game.)  If anyone 
has a copy of this game and would care to sell it, is tired of the game and would like 
to give it to me (yeah, right), or knows where I might be able to get a copy of the 
game, please contact me via diplo, care of Red Branch (DM 3) or Silent Laughter (DM 
18).  I appreciate any assistance anyone can give me on this. -- Blind Man 

11/27/95
All -- If you have internet access and would like to correspond via e-mail, please 
contact me.  I look forward to hearing from you. -- champe@msm.mea.com

12/4/95
ATTN: All mgrs who have a potion of IMMORTALITY, I am willing to pay top dollar for 
your potion.  If you're interested in selling your potion of IMMORTALITY, contact 
JESSIE JEST to discuss price.  Diplo me at DM 11 "LORDS OF THE ABYSS" or Email me at 
JESSEJEST@aol.com  

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

Within the Gateway:
     
CHAR$(3008) (1-3008) (74-59-1,2) of TEAM$(150) entered into the Gateway and sought
out a creature of Chaos to battle.  The second day in he came upon a FIRE LIZARD.  
CHAR$(3008) fought bravely, battling the fearsome FIRE LIZARD for a full 4 minutes, 
but finally the FIRE LIZARD gained an advantage, and CHAR$(3008) was slain upon the 
heated jungle floor.  He was rescued and returned to the Keep by other Protectors.
     
VENGEANCE (9-2052) (110-29-3,23) of ANGELS OF PAIN entered into the Gateway in search
of a vile monster of Chaos and there he faced TKOZIQUE, a fiercesome creature shrouded
in shadow with venomous talons.  There in the darkness VENGEANCE battled the creature 
TKOZIQUE and in one minute destroyed this creature of Chaos, who was dragged back to 
the Temple of Tino-Tiklan.
     
LOUIS (30-1370) (75-74-2,59) of THE DAMNED ventured forth into the Gateway seeking to 
defend the keep, and there faced a FIRE LIZARD.  For two minutes did the Protector 
battle the FIRE LIZARD in the steamy jungle before LOUIS emerged victorious.  The 
LIZARD's body was devoured by other beasts of the jungle.
     
SHAWN THORNTON (29-1359) (75-80-4,58) of PUT UP YOUR DUKES walked stoically into 
the Gateway and there found himself face to face with ZEXI, JAGUAR PRIEST.  The JAGUAR 
PRIEST bared his fangs and attacked the ill-prepared Protector who hastily threw up 
his weapons to defend himself.  For two minutes did SHAWN THORNTON battle ZEXI before
the Lord Protector was slain.  Fellow Protectors returned his body to the Keep.
     
BARIUM (53-378) (72-60-1,68) of CHEMICALS went into the Gateway and there for two days
sought a creature of Chaos, until he had very nearly reached the Temple of Xuquilatl
itself, and there on the stones he battled KAKAKIZ.  For two minutes did he fiercely 
fight, until the Temple Guard, KAKAKIZ, was slain.  Its body was returned to the 
Temple by several slithering creatures.
     
 HANGOVER (29-638) (131-61-3,11) of ABOUNDING AGONY II TV challenged
      JIMMY THE HAND (18-1044) (46-22-1,1) of RIFTWAR MASTERS
HANGOVER devastated JIMMY THE HAND in a 1 minute Title competition.
 M'LADY MACAW (21-1006) (60-53-3,93) of DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS TV challenged
      SUGAR BEAR (42-811) (67-51-2,79) of THE BEARS
M'LADY MACAW vanquished SUGAR BEAR in a popular 2 minute uneven duel.
 BARON COCKROACH (20-703) (101-70-2,28) of DOC LEGRAND'S LAB challenged
      EVE (21-336) (124-84-1,14) of ANIME LEGENDS
BARON COCKROACH viciously subdued EVE in a 2 minute gory duel.
 PRIESTESS PYTHON (26-1388) (82-70-1,51) of DOC LEGRAND'S LAB challenged
      JAKE THE SNAKE (14-74) (86-36-1,47) of VIPERS
PRIESTESS PYTHON overpowered JAKE THE SNAKE in a 1 minute uneven match.
 UNZASTER DIZASTER (10-1424) (80-55-1,54) of WOLFRAVEN REAVERS challenged
      JEREMY (17-1642) (80-62-3,53) of YELLOW SUBMARINE
UNZASTER DIZASTER subdued JEREMY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody match.
 REGGIE JACKSON (17-1339) (99-69-1,32) of JACKSON FIVE challenged
      NODONN (6-866) (113-77-0,22) of GOLDEN HOSTE
REGGIE JACKSON devastated NODONN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
 LAND SHARK (7-1466) (66-84-4,80) of DOC LEGRAND'S LAB challenged
      RAVEN (23-1526) (61-56-0,90) of BIRDS OF PREY
LAND SHARK overpowered RAVEN in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
 WRAITH (57-2615) (60-32-0,97) of WILD CARDS challenged
      JANE FONDA (5-1981) (61-26-2,86) of SICK MINDS
WRAITH was vanquished by JANE FONDA in a 3 minute mismatched bout.
 GOLDEN (42-757) (70-58-0,72) of THE BEARS challenged
      PRETTY MAID (3-1361) (72-68-2,66) of LUNATIC FRINGE
GOLDEN savagely defeated PRETTY MAID in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
 BUTKUS (43-836) (60-56-1,94) of THE BEARS challenged
      FERNDOK (60-607) (65-42-2,84) of UNDERDOGS
BUTKUS was overpowered by FERNDOK in an exciting 2 minute one-sided bout.
 MOUNTAIN BEAR (46-1340) (60-34-1,95) of THE BEARS challenged
      THUNDERBIRD (23-2317) (60-41-3,92) of BIRDS OF PREY
MOUNTAIN BEAR overpowered THUNDERBIRD in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
 HITLER (5-1958) (52-39-0,108) of SICK MINDS challenged
      ATHENA (23-2495) (58-22-1,101) of ANCIENT HISTORY
HITLER was beaten by ATHENA in a 2 minute fight.
 DR. LUNGPUNCTURE (1-2698) (57-38-3,102) of TACTICAL SURGERY challenged
      MARIONETTE (1-4093) (56-39-0,103) of DARK GUARDIANS
DR. LUNGPUNCTURE vanquished MARIONETTE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
 SCOTT SCUDDER (6-2258) (53-22-0,107) of PLAY BALL challenged
      BHURAK (60-1081) (58-38-3,99) of CCE
SCOTT SCUDDER lost to BHURAK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory fray.
 LOST BLONDE (2-2242) (46-28-1,111) of MY EX-WIFE challenged
      PONTIFF PELICAN (21-1569) (47-24-1,110) of DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS
LOST BLONDE was demolished by PONTIFF PELICAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
 NECRON-99 (7-565) (138-55-2,9) of DEATH MASTERS fought
      QUICKSILVER (14-857) (114-81-2,19) of NOMADS
NECRON-99 was overpowered by QUICKSILVER in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
 SGT SLAUGHTER (7-541) (145-51-0,8) of DEATH MASTERS fought
      FALSTAFF (37-899) (110-63-2,24) of ZIG ZAG
SGT SLAUGHTER was demolished by FALSTAFF in an action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
 LEONARDO (22-205) (162-70-5,5) of NINJA TURTLES fought
      SKREEEE, CAPTURED (108-28) (0-0-0,24) of The Keep's Creatures
LEONARDO overpowered SKREEEE, CAPTURED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
 DONATELLO (22-366) (187-39-1,3) of NINJA TURTLES fought
      DON JUAN (24-849) (100-84-4,31) of HACK AND SLASH
DONATELLO vanquished DON JUAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
 TEETOTALER (38-326) (146-60-1,7) of MISCELLANEOUS II fought
      THANATOS (9-1069) (127-67-0,12) of INFERNAL LEGION
TEETOTALER viciously subdued THANATOS in a popular 2 minute brutal fray.
 OPUS (1-1526) (113-69-1,20) of ZIG ZAG fought
      FIRE DONBELOW (41-101) (94-85-2,38) of FIRE FIGHTERS
OPUS demolished FIRE DONBELOW in an exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
 DELBAETH (6-978) (115-77-0,18) of GOLDEN HOSTE fought
      JESSE JACKSON (38-747) (91-60-2,40) of BIBLE BROTHERS
DELBAETH overpowered JESSE JACKSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
 MADAM BUTTERFLY (20-701) (115-55-2,17) of DOC LEGRAND'S LAB fought
      TA'RA (24-1088) (95-75-1,35) of HACK AND SLASH
MADAM BUTTERFLY overpowered TA'RA in an exciting 2 minute one-sided struggle.
 TAGAN (6-1226) (109-60-0,26) of GOLDEN HOSTE fought
      TREBONIUS (32-604) (87-59-7,43) of ROMAN HEROES
TAGAN devastated TREBONIUS in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven bout.
 PEREGRINE FALCON (21-987) (83-84-2,48) of DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS fought
      INFLATIBLE DOLL (38-682) (83-63-0,50) of THE INANIMATES
PEREGRINE FALCON was savagely defeated by INFLATIBLE DOLL in a 2 minute conflict.
 RAPHAEL (22-202) (82-46-0,52) of NINJA TURTLES fought
      CHAOS WARRIOR (33-98) (68-44-0,77) of DARK TIDE
RAPHAEL overpowered CHAOS WARRIOR in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven bout.
 GYPSY MOTH (20-704) (95-71-2,34) of DOC LEGRAND'S LAB fought
      LURK, CAPTURED (108-24) (0-0-0,52) of The Keep's Creatures
GYPSY MOTH demolished LURK, CAPTURED in an exciting 1 minute gory uneven competition.
 WILLIAM TELL (23-2054) (73-32-3,61) of ANCIENT HISTORY fought
      FER DE LANCE (5-1938) (72-56-1,67) of ZIG ZAG
WILLIAM TELL was demolished by FER DE LANCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
 WHIPLASH (19-1221) (90-51-1,41) of THE GUARDIANS fought
      BILLY THE KID (13-1386) (94-63-3,37) of EXCELLENT 'VENTURE
WHIPLASH handily defeated BILLY THE KID in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
 TAWNY (24-1369) (90-63-0,42) of HACK AND SLASH fought
      NAMELESS TOOK (1-3195) (69-30-2,74) of DARK GUARDIANS
TAWNY was bested by NAMELESS TOOK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
 ALICIA (24-1551) (87-53-1,45) of HACK AND SLASH fought
      THE COUATL (2-17) (74-50-5,60) of DOC LEGRAND'S LAB
ALICIA was handily defeated by THE COUATL in an exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
 AHT THE FERRET (33-608) (86-60-3,46) of DOC LEGRAND'S LAB fought
      YOUNG WEREJAGUAR (108-8) (0-0-0,100) of The Keep's Creatures
AHT THE FERRET overpowered YOUNG WEREJAGUAR in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
 BILL THE CAT (46-699) (78-62-2,57) of DEATHTONGUE fought
      JASON CULLINANE (19-1241) (67-60-2,78) of THE GUARDIANS
BILL THE CAT was narrowly defeated by JASON CULLINANE in a 2 minute bout.
 NORIEL (51-1488) (65-44-0,85) of COLD STEEL fought
      URSA (48-1678) (55-45-2,104) of THE BEARS
NORIEL was handily defeated by URSA in an exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
 THING (36-97) (61-54-0,89) of ADDAMS FAMILY fought
      STEEL DWARF (2-1955) (60-37-0,96) of MYTH AND MIGHT
THING was beaten by STEEL DWARF in an exciting 3 minute battle.
 CHAOS KNIGHT (33-100) (72-42-3,65) of DARK TIDE fought
      SIR LANCELOT (23-1997) (69-44-2,73) of ANCIENT HISTORY
CHAOS KNIGHT was overpowered by SIR LANCELOT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
 SABRE TOOTH (28-1193) (66-40-0,81) of THE RED REAVERS fought
      NOELLE (14-2005) (58-37-2,100) of NOMADS
SABRE TOOTH overpowered NOELLE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
 GAMMENON (23-1670) (73-63-2,62) of CELESTIALS fought
      DLOM EMILS (5-1857) (68-67-2,76) of ZIG ZAG
GAMMENON demolished DLOM EMILS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
 ELLEGON (19-1723) (61-38-1,88) of THE GUARDIANS fought
      MASH (14-1528) (66-66-0,82) of NOMADS
ELLEGON demolished MASH in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched contest.
 GOLDILOCKS (18-470) (73-65-1,63) of FROG PRINCES fought
      RAGAMOFFYN (1-1943) (71-57-1,71) of SWEORDMASTERS
GOLDILOCKS vanquished RAGAMOFFYN in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
 3066 (14-1351) (69-46-1,75) of NOMADS fought
      NICODEMUS (8-1729) (61-37-1,87) of BRITERON BY
3066 handily defeated NICODEMUS in an exciting 2 minute gory one-sided contest.
 EUSEBIO (6-1456) (59-28-1,98) of GOLDEN HOSTE fought
      FURIOUS IMPALER (37-762) (55-32-1,105) of KILL HUMANOIDS
EUSEBIO was vanquished by FURIOUS IMPALER in an exciting 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                 21          LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  11 -  1      71  |
|WALL OF STEEL                  14          PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   4 -  1      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                    12          WALL OF STEEL     13 -   8 -  0      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                    10          PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   9 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 7          SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    7          BASHING ATTACK     1 -   1 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   6          STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   7 -  1      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 4          PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|AIMED BLOW                      4          AIMED BLOW         1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  1          TOTAL PARRY        3 -  13 -  0      19  |

Turn   2 was great if you     not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  5         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      9 -  5     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  8         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  5     AIMED BLOW         0 -  4         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL      1) HANGOVER 29-638           132  61  3 ABOUNDING AGONY II (48)
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2) CHAR$(3008) 1-3008         74  60  1 TEAM$(150) (77)
PARRY-LUNGE        3) DONATELLO 22-366          188  39  1 NINJA TURTLES (40)
PARRY-STRIKE       5) LEONARDO 22-205           163  70  5 NINJA TURTLES (40)
LUNGING ATTACK     9) QUICKSILVER 14-857        115  81  2 NOMADS (29)
AIMED BLOW        20) NECRON-99 7-565           138  56  2 DEATH MASTERS (18)
STRIKING ATTACK   21) OPUS 1-1526               114  69  1 ZIG ZAG (5)
SLASHING ATTACK   43) BILLY THE KID 13-1386      94  64  3 EXCELLENT 'VENTURE (26)
TOTAL PARRY       44) NAMELESS TOOK 1-3195       70  30  2 DARK GUARDIANS (8)
BASHING ATTACK    62) LOUIS 30-1370              76  74  3 THE DAMNED (52)

The overall popularity leader is THANATOS 9-1069.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GOLDEN 42-757.  The ten other most popular fighters were BHURAK 60-1081, STEEL 
DWARF 2-1955, CHAR$(3008) 1-3008, 3066 14-1351, JANE FONDA 5-1981, FERNDOK 60-607, 
URSA 48-1678, ELLEGON 19-1723, LOUIS 30-1370, and BARIUM 53-378.

The least popular fighter this week was RAGAMOFFYN 1-1943.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were NOELLE 14-2005, CHAOS KNIGHT 33-100, NORIEL 51-1488, BILLY THE 
KID 13-1386, WILLIAM TELL 23-2054, TREBONIUS 32-604, MARIONETTE 1-4093, RAVEN 
23-1526, NODONN 6-866, and JEREMY 17-1642.

Arena(Number)        W  L K  Arena(Number)        W  L K  Arena(Number)        W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  3 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          3  0 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  1 0  SEAM(20)             3  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         2  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  SUNSET(21)           2  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  2 0  SOLVEN(22)           3  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  3 0  TI(23)               3  3 0  RODEKI(42)           1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  4 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 1  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            1  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 1  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 1  
TOBIR(14)            2  3 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  2 0  ARADI(60)            2  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  2) CHAR$(3008) 1-3008          74  60  1  TEAM$(150) (77)            MORDANT
 47) THE COUATL 2-17             75  50  5  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (9)      NIANIA
 75) PRETTY MAID 3-1361          72  69  2  LUNATIC FRINGE (12)        OSKSI
 64) FER DE LANCE 5-1938         73  56  1  ZIG ZAG (14)               KALTOS
 19) DELBAETH 6-978             116  77  0  GOLDEN HOSTE (16)          TRANSEL
 20) NECRON-99 7-565            138  56  2  DEATH MASTERS (18)         BONSUR
 90) NICODEMUS 8-1729            61  38  1  BRITERON BY (20)           ARKERS
 13) THANATOS 9-1069            127  68  0  INFERNAL LEGION (22)       ZUKAL
 55) UNZASTER DIZASTER 10-1424   81  55  1  WOLFRAVEN REAVERS (24)     KOLACT
 43) BILLY THE KID 13-1386       94  64  3  EXCELLENT 'VENTURE (26)    DULLENS
  9) QUICKSILVER 14-857         115  81  2  NOMADS (29)                TOBIR
 23) REGGIE JACKSON 17-1339     100  69  1  JACKSON FIVE (30)          ALJAFIR
 12) JIMMY THE HAND 18-1044      46  23  1  RIFTWAR MASTERS (78)       TALCAMA
 39) WHIPLASH 19-1221            91  51  1  THE GUARDIANS (35)         ZUWAYZA
 15) BARON COCKROACH 20-703     102  70  2  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (37)     SEAM
 29) EVE 21-336                 124  85  1  ANIME LEGENDS (38)         SUNSET
  3) DONATELLO 22-366           188  39  1  NINJA TURTLES (40)         SOLVEN
 65) GAMMENON 23-1670            74  63  2  CELESTIALS (42)            TI
 32) DON JUAN 24-849            100  85  4  HACK AND SLASH (44)        ZORPUNT
 49) PRIESTESS PYTHON 26-1388    83  70  1  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (45)     CALEAM
 84) SABRE TOOTH 28-1193         67  40  0  THE RED REAVERS (47)       MORYA
  1) HANGOVER 29-638            132  61  3  ABOUNDING AGONY II (48)    LAPUR
 62) LOUIS 30-1370               76  74  3  THE DAMNED (52)            IAYE
 45) TREBONIUS 32-604            87  60  7  ROMAN HEROES (53)          ARVAT
 48) AHT THE FERRET 33-608       87  60  3  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (55)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 99) THING 36-97                 61  55  0  ADDAMS FAMILY (57)         JHANS
  8) FALSTAFF 37-899            111  63  2  ZIG ZAG (59)               SIBIKHAS
  7) TEETOTALER 38-326          147  60  1  MISCELLANEOUS II (62)      CLIFFHOME
 40) FIRE DONBELOW 41-101        94  86  2  FIRE FIGHTERS (65)         KATI-TEI
 69) GOLDEN 42-757               71  58  0  THE BEARS (66)             RODEKI
 97) BUTKUS 43-836               60  57  1  THE BEARS (67)             VEASTIAN
 81) BILL THE CAT 46-699         78  63  2  DEATHTONGUE (68)           ARDIVENT
 88) URSA 48-1678                56  45  2  THE BEARS (70)             CAER
107) NORIEL 51-1488              65  45  0  COLD STEEL (71)            TRICORUS
 71) BARIUM 53-378               73  60  2  CHEMICALS (72)             KHALHUMS
100) WRAITH 57-2615              60  33  0  WILD CARDS (73)            ANDOR
 87) FERNDOK 60-607              66  42  2  UNDERDOGS (75)             ARADI

                                 FACE-TO-FACE XVI

     Guess what?  The Superbowl is going to be in Tempe next year!  And no, we're not 
holding the Face-to-Face on the same weekend!  As a matter of fact, we can't even hold 
our F-t-F anywhere in town during the months of January through March without room 
rates rising above $125 per night.  (And I figured you didn't want that.)  So next 
year we're going to switch our Winter F-t-F with the Mail-in, making it a Winter Mail-
in and a Spring F-t-F.  (Confused yet?)
     In addition, we're going to be holding the F-t-F in conjunction with Riallicon, 
which is a local gaming convention.  Rumor has it that there will be speakers and a 
Magic the Gathering (tm) tournament, in addition to other stuff.  And all of you Face-
to-Face attendees will get a Riallicon badge, so you can attend the other events and 
gaming going on for free!
     The dates will be April 12th-14th, Friday through Sunday.  It'll be at the Safari 
Resort in Scottsdale, Arizona (4611 N Scottsdale Rd).  Room rates are $85.00 per 
night, single/double occupancy, $10 for each additional guest, $120 for a suite (has 
stove and mini refrigerator).  (They're very strict about all guests being registered, 
and will kick everyone out of the room if they catch unregistered people sleeping in 
the rooms.  Please don't get us in trouble!)  The rooms are blocked, so you can call 
to reserve your room (tell them you're with the Reality Simulations convention).  
Their phone number is 602-945-0721; Fax 602-946-4703.  Rooms may not be available 
after March 12th, 1996, so reserve it now!  Don't procrastinate!  (Seriously, the 
Safari is a prime Scottsdale resort, located across the street from the huge Fashion 
Square mall and very close to Fifth Avenue/Old Town Scottsdale.  This hotel fills up 
very fast, so you don't want to wait any longer than you have to.)
     You'll want to fly into the Phoenix Sky Harbor airport.  
     The tournament information sheet/strategy sheet should be out sometime in late 
November/early December. 
     If you haven't been to a Face-to-Face before, you're overdue.  If you have, 
you'll be back.  See you there! 
                                          -- Green Eyes and the RSI Staff


                                THE ULTIMATE ROLL-UP

     Well, after a year and a half of gaming, I've had a chance to see a lot of 
opinions on the best rollup for different styles.  While there are a few differences, 
there are more agreements.  From all this data, I've tried to put together what I 
would call the ultimate rollup.  Now, a lot of you are scratching your heads and 
asking what good it is to even theorize about something there is no control over.  
Well, this is true, but my hope is that this may give some of the newcomers some 
pointer regarding the different attributes and how they work in regards to the 
different styles, and the game in general.
     To begin with, the one stat you have no control over is size, so this is going to 
define what route you take with your character.  A size of 9 lets you use any of the 
weaponry.  However, a factor to consider is defensive ability.  Larger characters are 
at a deficit to their defense, smaller ones avoid blows better.  Again, 6-12 is 
probably a good range, depending on strength, for purposes of damage.  Make your large 
characters hard hitting offensives, your smaller ones speedy defensives.
     Constitution is your one attribute that you can train without burning up skills.  
For this reason, if your size isn't your even numbered stat, make this one even.  As 
seasoned managers will tell us newbies, the skill break points are based on the odd 
numbers (except 19), and this is especially important with wit, deftness and speed.  A 
good level for con in 8, so that you haven't lost a lot of points in the rollup, but 
are within range for any of the "high-burn" styles.  Most managers will tell you not 
to add here, and from my limited experience, con is not nearly as important as will 
when it comes to lasting in a fight.
     A stat most managers will also agree is of less importance, and you want to be 
reasonably low on the rollup is speed.  If you get something around 5, you're doing 
good.  Granted, this will be a little low for some of your real speed demons, like 
par-rips or what some have recommended for strikers, but again, with a 5, you've got 
the option of using the points elsewhere, but are still within range of the average 
suggested levels for most styles.
     Strength is another one you don't want to have a lot of points invested in 
initially.  Something around 9 is good.  This puts you in range for any weapon except 
the halbard, which needs a 17.  This, like size, is going to define where you go with 
the character.  Low strength and size, you're probably going to want to go defensive, 
big and strong, powerful offensives.  Strength and size that equal around 21 will 
probably give you good damage with a blow, and you can probably go as low as around 17 
before you start getting hosed on damage.
     Your three most important stats are wit, will and deftness.  From what I can see, 
you really don't want to go any lower than 11 with any of these stats, though some 
"special teamers" can get away with less.  Optimal would be 13, though like with the 
suggested speed, this is going to limit you to 17 as a functional point break.  Some 
styles can really benefit from higher wit, some from higher will, but since the thrust 
of this article is the ultimate, all purpose rollup, 13 for these three works well.
     So, putting this all together we get; 9-8-9-13-13-5-13.  With this rollup, you 
can make a functional... not great, maybe not even particularly good... character of 
any style.  To make it a lunger; 13-10-9-15-15-7-15.  This may be a little slow and 
lack some of the con some managers like.  To make a slasher; 9-12-9-15-13-11-15, 
though some have suggested less speed and more will.  For a basher; 15-14-9-13-17-5-
11, and this can work as a scum or as a truly functional basher, again, able to use 
anything except a halbard.  A striker; 13-10-9-15-15-11-11, though some may have 
sought more speed for this style, and a little more deftness wouldn't hurt.  As a Wall 
of Steele; 11-10-9-15-19-5-15, and though 19 in will won't give you anymore skills 
than 17, this is one case where every little point can help, and some argue that this 
much deftness isn't needed, and the points might be better used in wit.
     Now, just as this rollup may be a little on the small side for some of your 
offensives, it is also a little large for most of your defensives.  But, continuing 
on, to make an aimed blow artist out of this, you might try; 9-12-9-17-17-5-15.  As a 
total parry; 11-16-9-13-19-5-11 and if he's smaller, give him a few more points of 
deft for a higher parry.  Though big, slow and dull for a truly marvelous parry 
riposte, a workable one might be; 9-8-9-17-13-11-17.  As a parry striker; 11-10-9-15-
15-9-15, though again,  smaller with more wit might be nice, or more con, since they 
tend to take a few hits.  Finally, as a parry lunge; 13-10-9-15-15-7-15.  Here you 
might want to add some more wit and will, but if you want to use the long spear, you 
really shouldn't go any smaller or weaker.
     I hope this helps some of the new players get a start on understanding the stats 
and how they operate.  I really can't take too much credit for this, since it is 
pretty much just taking an averaging of all the numerous articles I've read from other 
managers on specific styles.  Since I have too much time on my hands, I came up with 
this.  I welcome any comments questions or complaints.

                                             Elder Snorri, The Aesir (22) DM 79
                                             Othain, The Norsk (304) DM 65