ADVANCED DUELMASTERS

Date   : 11/13/1997    Duedate: 11/26/1997

THE KAIKWOK GATEWAY

DM-108    TURN-51

RANK TEAMS                    W   L K    %  RANK TEAMS                    W   L K    %
  1 KILLER ABORIGINE 37/58  44   6  1 88.0   14 DEADLY SHADOWS 46/96    56  58  2 49.1
  2 ANGELS OF PAIN 9/23     43   7 41 86.0      ENGINES OF DOOM 43/95                 
  3 WOLVERINES 18/99        64  23  5 73.6   15 POWERAGE 52/105         72  76 12 48.6
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/34                        BIBLE BROTHERS 38/64                  
  4 SWEORDMASTERS 1/6       18  10  0 64.3      WAYNE'S WORLD 20/101                  
    THE INANIMATES 38/63                        WOLFRAVEN REAVERS 10/24               
  5 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 2/9  117  67  7 63.6      ABOUNDING AGONY II 29/48              
    DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 20/37                     WOLFRAVEN REAVERS 43/104              
    DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 33/55                  16 UNDERDOGS 60/75        116 128  4 47.5
    DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 26/45                     WILD CARDS 57/73                      
    DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS 21/39                  BIRDS OF PREY 23/41                   
    DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 7/19                      DEATHTONGUE 46/68                     
  6 CCE 60/76              496 348 41 58.8   17 THE BEARS 48/70        150 176  2 46.0
    ZIG ZAG 37/59                               THE BEARS 46/69                       
    GOLDEN HOSTE 6/16                           THE HURT 36/103                       
    ZIG ZAG 1/5                                 THE BEARS 43/67                       
    HACK AND SLASH 24/44                     18 JACKSON FIVE 17/30      72  86 11 45.6
    NOMADS 14/29                                FIRE FIGHTERS 41/65                   
    ZIG ZAG 5/14                                BOOB TUBE RUBES 33/91                 
  7 ROMAN HEROES 32/53      86  61 26 58.5      DOCTORS OF DUEL 10/88                 
    MISCELLANEOUS II 38/62                   19 TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/83     19  28  0 40.4
  8 RAT PAK 41/82          107  78  2 57.8   20 BRITERON BY 8/20        56  88  2 38.9
    RAT PAK 19/80                               PRETTY THINGS 52/93                   
  9 DARK GUARDIANS 1/8     178 158  5 53.0   21 THOSE WHO RULE 1/121     4   7  0 36.4
    THE GUARDIANS 19/35                      22 WARLORDS 11/110         13  32  0 28.9
    THE RED REAVERS 28/47                       THE BRIGADE 23/90                     
    MYTH AND MIGHT 2/10                      23 SUPERIOR FORCES 1/120   11  27  2 28.9
 10 DEATH MASTERS 7/18     116 103  3 53.0      SUPERIOR FORCES 29/113                
    NINJA TURTLES 22/40                      24-MOLES 63/118             4  16  1 20.0
    INFERNAL LEGION 9/22                        CREW MONIKER 76/119                   
 11 FROG PRINCES 18/33      26  25  0 51.0   25-ILLUMINATION 46/116      1   4  0 20.0
 12 THUNDR + LITENI 18/100  13  13  0 50.0   26 ANIME LEGENDS 21/38      2  10  0 16.7
 13 BY THE NUMBERS 51/122    2   2  0 50.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                        Reflections by the The Gate Commander

     It's good to be back.  I always enjoy free fights.  Anyway, congratulations to 
all of you victorious in the Gate.  The tournament should prove interesting.  
Hopefully, I've won it.  Yeah, I know Tee never wins.  But there is nothing wrong with 
dreaming...
     I've dispatched another size 3 Chaos Spawn.  These monsters are sure tiny.  Where 
were all those size 3 rollups when I was buying team set-ups???
     Neon, my only suggestion to you at this point:  Quit playing and find something 
that you will actually enjoy doing.
     Those Who Rule, let me guess...  You are run by some Dark Circle/Legion8 flunkie?  
I wonder which goofball it could be???
     Gateway is really starting to shine.  A sudden change of heart by many warriors 
has livened up the Gate action.  A new and interesting tournament format (hopefully, I 
haven't received my results yet).  And Teetotaler fighting for free.  I can't 
complain.  But I bet Neon can find something to cry about. 
     That about does it.  See ya later...

                                          Caesar for Lieutenant Teetotaler, 
                                          Champion of the Gate

                            RAMBLINGS FROM WITHIN THE KEEP

     On looking back at this tourney, I think it was worth it.  Going into it, I had 
some misgivings--especially with all the indecision over whether you should be 
fighting monsters or each other.  But you all know my feelings on that issue...

     We began with some wild versions of some of the creatures we've captured to use 
as stand-ins in the arena, under the assumption we'd be dealing with a known quantity.  
On day one, we headed out to the nearby volcano, Mt. Greywand, to do battle with some 
Sulphurous Lizards.  The short version is they weren't much trouble.  Everyone won, 
and mostly in 1 minute.  Golden Bear even killed one before it could scamper away.  We 
did get some foreshadowing of some of the warriors who'd be having trouble in later 
rounds; Juanita and Complete Check took 3 minutes to finish theirs, and Samona mostly 
just watched for his 21 minute battle.  I'd have to assume that Falstaff was just 
playing with his for it to have taken him into the 2nd minute for the win.
     In the afternoon's matchups everyone got to fight--the only time this would 
happen.  Some highlights:  Gypsy Moth beat Donatello, and Bill the Cat somehow managed 
to lose to the Sulphurous Lizard he got to fight when his was the last name still left 
in the hat!

     Day 2 began with a trek into the plains west of the fort where a Monoceros herd 
had been spotted.  The only gladiators graceless enough to lose to these lumbering 
beasts were the two young Total Parries:  Samona and Complete Check.  That afternoon's 
highlights included losses handed to Vengeance and Psycho Scientist by Opus and Fire 
Donbelow, respectively.

     Having had enough of beasts easy enough to capture, but still not interested in 
reaching too far, we decided to try out an aerie of Air Lizards.  Since we'd seen 
their abilities in the assault on the fort, we thought they be a good next step up in 
difficulty.  Twice as many gladiators weren't up to the task this turn, and needed to 
be rescued by friends; in addition to the previous, Juanita and Raven lost on Day 3.  
That day's matchups generated these interesting results:  Nameless Took slimly lost to 
Delbaeth in a popular 3 minute gory contest; Vengeance savagely defeated Donatello in 
a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody competition; and Noelle devastated Fire Donbelow in 
an exciting 2 minute bloody, uneven fight.

     Day 4 brought us on our first foray into the swamps.  Water Lizards don't seem to 
be much better fighters than Air Lizards, but they are so much better suited to the 
swamps than gladiators that we had noticeably more problems here.  Twenty-one warriors 
lost, most of whom would find this the beginning of a trend.  The notable exception to 
that being Sabre Tooth, who would hold on to win for 4 more days before being willing 
to accept a second loss.  Three of the four who'd tallied up a loss before this day 
lost again, the exception being Raven.  That afternoon saw a much reduced matchoff 
round, with only 50 of our original 71 participants eligible to participate.  Fights 
of note included Reebok-Rat's loss to Nameless Took and Ta'ra's victory over Papa 
Bear.

     On day 5 we went back to another creature we'd gotten the measure of in the 
assault:  Ikkellia.  These fast, fragile beasts won or lost their fights in 1 or 2 
minutes in every case--almost all in 1.  Gladiators killed seven of them, as a truly 
powerful blow would kill them outright.  Vengeance, Puppy Chow, Baron Cockroach, Gypsy 
Moth, Tawny, Ta'ra, and Teetotaller got kills; and 3066 was overwhelmed and killed too 
quickly for the rescue teams to get in and save him from the onslaught of the one he 
faced.  Though he was the only one to die, 24 warriors lost, 15 of whom had also lost 
on day 4.  This brought about the elimination of our first three contestants:  
Complete Check, Samona, and Juanita.  In the style notes, Lungers had a hard time, 
going 15-10.  In the 24 matchoff fights, Gypsy Moth devastated Psycho Scientist, 
Vengeance lost to Executioner, Opus took seven minutes to beat Sly, and Papa Bear was 
handily defeated by an Ikkellia.

     On the sixth day, we ventured into the southern fringes of the forest, looking 
for those strange teleporting creatures, Phase Lizards.  These proved a tough match, 
defeating 35 gladiators, generating more losses than any other day.  All 13 gladiators 
on the bubble were eliminated and 11 more were brought to that status.  These fights 
ranged over a broad spectrum of times, ranging from Falstaff's one minute victory and 
Pontiff Pelican's one minute loss to 3066's 9 minute victory and Lazar Wolf's 4 minute 
loss.  From the style notes, Slashers went 0-3 this round.  Part of what was really 
tough about fighting the Phase Lizards was that you'd finally get a good shot in on 
them and they'd Phase right out and your Good Shot would pass right through them!

     On the seventh day, God may have rested, but we didn't have time.  Some people 
hadn't even broken a real sweat in any of their fights yet, so we knew we had a ways 
to go before this would be over.  From the reports Teetotaller and Vengeance brought 
back, we knew there were some groups of Invisibles in the cavern system they'd been 
exploring on and off.  Wanting some "vengeance" for their surprise assault that had 
opened the Fort gate for them, we decided to try our luck against them.  There seemed 
to be a wide variety in the fighting abilities amongst the Invisibles, as evidenced by 
Hangover's loss and Darius's win.  To this point, Aimed Blows are still undefeated; 
Parry-Lungers went 10-0 this turn, and Parry-Rips went 0-2.  That afternoon saw Psycho 
Scientist beat Nameless Took, and Opus beating Rage.

     Day 8 was an assault on the Temple of the Jaguar People.  A variety of different 
Jaguar Warrior and Jaguar Priests sallied forth to defend their temple.  We won more 
than we lost, but eventually had to retreat as reinforcements began to arrive.  Aimed 
Blows took their first loss of the tourney, here, but our lone Parry Strike was still 
undefeated.  Our last Slasher took a loss here, but our last Total Parry won.  Nine 
more gladiators were eliminated, bringing us down to 41 remaining for day 9.  Overall 
we went 29-21.  Sly, Goldilocks, Alicia, Dangerous, and Teetotaller took their first 
losses that day, leaving 19 undefeated warriors.  In the evening's fights, Hyper-Rat 
beat Vengeance, Rage beat Delbaeth, and Papa Bear successfully fended off the one 
Jaguar Warrior who had tracked us back to the field we held our matchoffs in.

     On Day 9, we, perhaps, overreached ourselves some and took our worst defeat of 
the tourney to date:  13-28.  All 11 warriors on the bubble lost and 7 more advanced 
to that status.  These Firecats are TOUGH!  From the style info we see that Wastes did 
the best, going 5-5.  Pikers, Rippers, Strikers, and TPs all went winless.  In the 
mere seven matchups that afternoon, Hyper-Rat proved his victory wasn't a fluke, and 
it took Vengeance 5 minutes to finish off Tawny.

     The tenth day involved much bigger opponents in harder terrain, but, nonetheless, 
not as tough.  Against Water Dragons, our gladiators scored 18 victories to the 13 of 
the previous day, winning 60% of the fights overall.  Four warriors were eliminated 
and four others took their second loss, leaving the total on the bubble at 7.  Only 7 
undefeated warriors remain:  Vengeance, Reggie Jackson, Psycho Scientist, Hyper-Rat, 
Gypsy Moth, Donatello, and Falstaff.  Only two of these will still be undefeated on 
day 11. In the matchoffs, Nameless Took beat Donatello.

     After the relative success against the Water Dragons, we decided to take a step 
up the Dragon chain and take on Fire Dragons on Day 11.  This proved to be a bad plan.  
A swarm of them swooped down on us as we were climbing towards their lairs, and they 
definitely took the better of the engagement.  We only won six of those 26 
engagements.  Again Walls of Steel posted the best record, going 3-5.  Aimed Blows, 
Parry Strikes, Strikers, and Total Parries went winless.  Of the six winners, I feel I 
must congratulate Teetotaler, who had lost to a Fire Dragon in a previous outing, but 
learned from his mistakes to post a win this day.  The other five victors were 
Falstaff, Rage, Whiplash, Gypsy Moth, and Executioner.  Five more contestants were 
eliminated, bringing us to 21 left.

     After that stinging defeat, we thought we'd try a slightly less devastating 
opponent, while staying on the Dragon theme:  Earth Dragons.  It proved to be a wiser 
move, but we realized that we're still pushing our limits.  This day we went 9-12, and 
Opus was definitely unimpressed with the improvement, as he came to need Skek's 
assistance.  Nine of the twelve on the bubble were eliminated and three more took 
their second loss.  Falstaff and Gypsy Moth remained undefeated.  From the style 
notes, Lungers and Plungers did very well, going 4-1 and 4-2, respectively.  Wastes 
had much trouble, going 1-5.  AB's, TP's, and ST's went winless, again.  In the 
matchoffs, Gypsy Moth beat Vengeance and Executioner was unable to repeat his victory 
performance against the Earth Dragon.

     Day 13 was supposed to be a foray against Phase Dragons, but the group was 
assaulted by strange Beings of Lights on the way.  These Beings are really tough!!!  
NO ONE beat one!  No one even lasted more than 3 minutes!  We decided to call it a 
day, and eliminated 6 more warriors.

     On Day 14, we took a different route to the Phase Dragon lairs and arrived 
successfully.  Not so successful was the fighting.  Only one gladiator posted a 
victory.  Congrats to Executioner, who kept himself from being eliminated with this 
victory, unlike Vengeance, Donatello, and Hyper-Rat.  Donatello battled for seven full 
minutes, but lost in the end, victim of two many Good Blows passing through the 
target.  This left only three warriors in the tourney: Executioner, Falstaff, and 
Gypsy Moth--all with two losses.  As there was only one warrior for the matchoffs, we 
found another Phase Dragon for Executioner to fight, but he was too exhausted to 
repeat the performance, and lost in 1 minute.

     Day 15 began with much wondering:  Would today be the final day?  If it ended, 
would it be because everyone lost, or would one warrior shine through?  Vengeance and 
Teetotaller conferred about the many opponents they've seen in their travels and came 
to an agreement about one that might just provide the right level of difficulty.  The 
Shadowed Demon in the caverns had beaten Vengeance before, but it had been a good 
fight.  One of these fine remaining contestants might just be able to pull off a 
victory.  It was known that the Demon had an amazing healing rate, and that within an 
hour or two, it would be back to full strength for another opponent.  
     Lots were drawn.  Gypsy Moth got first honors.  She drew first blood, but three 
quick talon rakes dropped her and she had to be rescued.  
     Falstaff was tapped for the next try.  Again, first blood for the Good Guys, and 
second as well, driving the Demon to desperation.  A third shot went through its 
defenses!  But a weak parry and a riposte and Falstaff was knocked to the ground.  He 
got back up, but right into the next swing of those deadly talons and he had to flee.  
     Warily, Executioner entered The Shadowed Demon's cave.  The fight certainly 
didn't begin well, with Executioner losing his Longsword to the first blow.  Swiftly 
pulling out his backup, he managed to keep himself from harm for a while longer, and 
also drew first blood, and second blood, but not enough to send it desperate.  The 
third blow does, however, and drove the Demon into a furious attack, shattering the 
backup Longsword.  With the much vaunted Riposte-With-The-Backup technique, 
Executioner managed to knock the Demon down!!!  With swift efficiency, and four quick 
thrusts, the battle was over, and Executioner was declared the Victor of the Tourney.  
     After much congratulations all around, all of the weary warriors then returned to 
the Keep and to some much needed rest.    

     Tournament Victor challenges will be available to everyone who was still in to 
fight on Day 11:

     Opus                Nameless Took       Delbaeth            Tagan         
     Vengeance           Reggie Jackson      Psycho Scientist    Hyper Rat   
     Whiplash            Baron Cockroach     Gypsy Moth          Donatello
     Don Juan            Tawny               Sabre Tooth         Hangover   
     Furious Impaler     Falstaff            Teetotaller         Inflatable Doll
     Reebok-Rat          Dangerous           Executioner         Hawk
     Papa Bear           Rage

     The weary warriors needed a bit of recuperation after their travels, as well as 
some time to recount their adventures to those who didn't accompany them.  Round 51 
was unanimously postponed for three days, after which time even Executioner--the 
Winner of the Tourney, was ready to resume training.  
     One final note on turn 51:  I'd like to thank everyone who fought the gate this 
turn.  After having seen what you did during the past two weeks, I salute your 
bravery.  Delbaeth, Thunderbird, and Gypsy Moth proved that their victories weren't 
flukes over their given opponents.  Tawny embarrassed herself by being unable to 
duplicate her efforts.  And 3066 showed that he really wasn't suited for going much 
further than he did in the tourney.  
     Let me know what you thought. -- Oscar

CAPTAIN OF THE GATE               W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  1) TEETOTALER 38-326          174  80 28  MISCELLANEOUS II (62)      CLIFFHOME

THE GATE COMMANDERS               W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  2) DELBAETH 6-978             158  84  4  GOLDEN HOSTE (16)          TRANSEL
  3) VENGEANCE 9-2052           152  37 27  ANGELS OF PAIN (23)        ZUKAL
  4) TAGAN 6-1226               152  67  4  GOLDEN HOSTE (16)          TRANSEL
  5) NODONN 6-866               141  99  3  GOLDEN HOSTE (16)          TRANSEL
  6) TA'RA 24-1088              122  98  8  HACK AND SLASH (44)        ZORPUNT
  7) PSYCHO SCIENTIST 18-697    123  85  7  MAD SCIENTISTS (34)        TALCAMA
  8) OPUS 1-1526                153  79  7  ZIG ZAG (5)                MORDANT
  9) FALSTAFF 37-899            150  73  7  ZIG ZAG (59)               SIBIKHAS
 10) QUICKSILVER 14-857         141 104  5  NOMADS (29)                TOBIR
 11) REGGIE JACKSON 17-1339     127  88  8  JACKSON FIVE (30)          ALJAFIR

LIEUTENANTS OF THE GATE           W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 12)-THE COUATL 2-17             86  54  6  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (9)      NIANIA
 13) GYPSY MOTH 20-704          111  73  4  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (37)     SEAM
 14) DONATELLO 22-366           218  47  2  NINJA TURTLES (40)         SOLVEN
 15) RAGE 48-906                109  90  5  THE BEARS (70)             CAER
 16) FERNDOK 60-607              92  61  4  UNDERDOGS (75)             ARADI
 17) HANGOVER 29-638            151  77 10  ABOUNDING AGONY II (48)    LAPUR
 18) NAMELESS TOOK 1-3195       105  44  3  DARK GUARDIANS (8)         MORDANT
 19) WHIPLASH 19-1221           123  68  1  THE GUARDIANS (35)         ZUWAYZA
 20) BARON COCKROACH 20-703     111  79  2  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (37)     SEAM
 21) 3066 14-1351               102  63  2  NOMADS (29)                TOBIR
 22) JESSE JACKSON 38-747       110  77  5  BIBLE BROTHERS (64)        CLIFFHOME
 23) NECRON-99 7-565            166  71  2  DEATH MASTERS (18)         BONSUR
 24) FURIOUS IMPALER 37-762      98  38  2  KILLER ABORIGINE (58)      SIBIKHAS
 25) HAWK 46-554                105 104  1  DEADLY SHADOWS (96)        ARDIVENT
 26) BHURAK 60-1081              86  60  5  CCE (76)                   ARADI
 27) LEONARDO 22-205            181  88  7  NINJA TURTLES (40)         SOLVEN
 28)-MADAM BUTTERFLY 20-701     126  60  2  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (37)     SEAM
 29) PRIESTESS PYTHON 26-1388    93  77  1  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (45)     CALEAM
 30) PONTIFF PELICAN 21-1569     57  32  1  DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (39)  SUNSET
 31) HYPER-RAT 19-1170          114  66  3  RAT PAK (80)               ZUWAYZA

DEFENDERS OF THE KEEP             W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 32) FER DE LANCE 5-1938         94  84  1  ZIG ZAG (14)               KALTOS
 33) TAWNY 24-1369              122  80  2  HACK AND SLASH (44)        ZORPUNT
 34) WRAITH 57-2615              78  52  0  WILD CARDS (73)            ANDOR
 35) ALICIA 24-1551             115  73  2  HACK AND SLASH (44)        ZORPUNT
 36) ELLEGON 19-1723             93  56  2  THE GUARDIANS (35)         ZUWAYZA
 37) DANGEROUS 43-842           101  97  2  ENGINES OF DOOM (95)       VEASTIAN
 38) REEBOK-RAT 41-432          132  70  2  RAT PAK (82)               KATI-TEI
 39) SABRE TOOTH 28-1193         96  60  1  THE RED REAVERS (47)       MORYA
 40) LAZAR WOLF 4-1169           68  59  1  TRIBAL COUNCIL (83)        JHELUM
 41) MOLLY RINGWALD 52-520       84  63  4  PRETTY THINGS (93)         FRATSFA
 42) URSA 48-1678                77  73  2  THE BEARS (70)             CAER
 43) SLY 18-68                  131  52  4  WOLVERINES (99)            TALCAMA
 44) INFLATIBLE DOLL 38-682      92  68  0  THE INANIMATES (63)        CLIFFHOME
 45) EXECUTIONER 43-1035        114  72  2  ENGINES OF DOOM (95)       VEASTIAN

DEFENDERS OF THE KEEP             W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 46) DON JUAN 24-849            123 111  5  HACK AND SLASH (44)        ZORPUNT
 47) EUSEBIO 6-1456              82  55  2  GOLDEN HOSTE (16)          TRANSEL
 48) THUNDERBIRD 23-2317         80  59  5  BIRDS OF PREY (41)         TI
 49) PAPA BEAR 46-1340           84  60  1  THE BEARS (69)             ARDIVENT
 50) MAIMED 36-2213              77  60  4  THE HURT (103)             JHANS
 51)-KING CRAB 21-1             140  54  1  DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (39)  SUNSET
 52) SGT SLAUGHTER 7-541        166  74  0  DEATH MASTERS (18)         BONSUR
 53) LAZY DRAGON 57-2050         98  62  1  WILD CARDS (73)            ANDOR
 54)-BREAK 8-599                115  82  0  BRITERON BY (20)           ARKERS
 55) MARIONETTE 1-4093           69  76  1  DARK GUARDIANS (8)         MORDANT
 56) STORMBRINGER 1-318         136  46  0  THOSE WHO RULE (121)       MORDANT
 57) NORIEL 51-1488              73  58  0  BY THE NUMBERS (122)       TRICORUS
 58) DOOMED 36-1547              93  69  5  THE HURT (103)             JHANS
 59) MAMMA 43-1602               72  60  1  THE BEARS (67)             VEASTIAN
 60) EVE 21-336                 126  93  1  ANIME LEGENDS (38)         SUNSET
 61) NICODEMUS 8-1729            84  59  3  BRITERON BY (20)           ARKERS

GUARDIANS OF THE WALL             W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 62)-ALVARON 8-522              118  83  1  BRITERON BY (20)           ARKERS
 63) UNZASTER DIZASTER 10-1424   97  74  2  WOLFRAVEN REAVERS (24)     KOLACT
 64) AJAX 23-804                 67  37  0  THE BRIGADE (90)           TI
 65) GOLDILOCKS 18-470           99  89  1  FROG PRINCES (33)          TALCAMA
 66) THANATOS 9-1069            140  98  0  INFERNAL LEGION (22)       ZUKAL
 67) RAGAMOFFYN 1-1943           80  62  1  SWEORDMASTERS (6)          MORDANT
 68) RAVEN 23-1526               77  78  0  BIRDS OF PREY (41)         TI
 69) SKYBREAKER 52-756           61  34  1  POWERAGE (105)             FRATSFA
 70) FARUM 8-1697                73  54  4  BRITERON BY (20)           ARKERS
 71) TREBONIUS 32-604           116  77  7  ROMAN HEROES (53)          ARVAT
 72) NOELLE 14-2005              87  58  2  NOMADS (29)                TOBIR
 73) MASH 14-1528                85  97  1  NOMADS (29)                TOBIR
 74)-COMPLETE CHECK 76-756       68  39  2  CREW MONIKER (119)         SIMTAKKA
 75) WASTE OF STEEL 43-1521      78  47  1  WOLFRAVEN REAVERS (104)    VEASTIAN
 76) JOHN WAYNE 20-1763          46  40  2  WAYNE'S WORLD (101)        SEAM
 77) BILL THE CAT 46-699         90  88  2  DEATHTONGUE (68)           ARDIVENT
 78) DARIUS 32-688              118  86  3  ROMAN HEROES (53)          ARVAT
 79) STEEL DWARF 2-1955          83  64  0  MYTH AND MIGHT (10)        NIANIA
 80) MAYNARD G KREBS 33-2098     82  71  4  BOOB TUBE RUBES (91)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 81)-M'LADY MACAW 21-1006        67  62  4  DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (39)  SUNSET
 82) LIVIUS 32-880               74  47  4  ROMAN HEROES (53)          ARVAT
 83) TARAD 18-181               113  72  5  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
 84)-AHT THE FERRET 33-608       98  64  4  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (55)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 85) G.I. JOE 29-723             79  70  3  SUPERIOR FORCES (113)      LAPUR
 86) EDWINA 60-517               73  53  2  UNDERDOGS (75)             ARADI
 87)-SAMONA 46-1469              63  25  0  ILLUMINATION (116)         ARDIVENT
 88) JASON CULLINANE 19-1241     78  85  3  THE GUARDIANS (35)         ZUWAYZA
 89) TOE JAM 1-3433              33  27  1  SUPERIOR FORCES (120)      MORDANT
 90)-LAND SHARK 7-1466           74  92  4  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (19)     BONSUR
 91) PATIENCE 1-2619             62  45  1  SUPERIOR FORCES (120)      MORDANT
 92)-PUTT 8-518                  83  91  1  BRITERON BY (20)           ARKERS
 93) HASDRUBAL 11-1339           49  39  1  WARLORDS (110)             ARUAK CITY
 94)-PEREGRINE FALCON 21-987     91  92  4  DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (39)  SUNSET
 95)-JUANITA 63-1482             52  41  2  MOLES (118)                AMEN-TEI
 96) FIRE DONBELOW 41-101       121 105  4  FIRE FIGHTERS (65)         KATI-TEI
 97) J 10-939                    99  83  2  DOCTORS OF DUEL (88)       KOLACT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
EVE 21-336                126  93  1 ANIME LEGENDS 38       JOK 108-58              51
HOKORO 108-15               0   1  0 DARK ARENA 0           TEETOTALER 38-326       51
AIKAHARR 108-19             0   1  0 DARK ARENA 0           VENGEANCE 9-2052        51
HECHIZATL 108-20            0   1  0 DARK ARENA 0           NODONN 6-866            51
ITSORKARRI 108-53           0   1  0 DARK ARENA 0           TA'RA 24-1088           51

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
T'ZEEXIQAL 108-49           0   1  0 DARK ARENA 0           TAGAN 6-1226            51
INVISIBLE 108-21            0   1  0 DARK ARENA 0           DELBAETH 6-978          51
AIKAHARR 108-19             0   1  0 DARK ARENA 0           QUICKSILVER 14-857      51
XIXZOK 108-69               0   1  0 DARK ARENA 0           FERNDOK 60-607          51
INVISIBLE 108-21            0   1  0 DARK ARENA 0           THUNDERBIRD 23-2317     51
TAWNY 24-1369             122  80  2 HACK AND SLASH 44      JAGUAR WARRIOR 108-57   51
3066 14-1351              102  63  2 NOMADS 29              BEING OF LIGHTS 108-56  51
LIVIUS 32-880              74  47  4 ROMAN HEROES 53        JOHN WAYNE 20-1763      51
OPUS 1-1526               153  79  7 ZIG ZAG 5              KILORRI 108-60          51
FALSTAFF 37-899           150  73  7 ZIG ZAG 59             TZENORI 108-65          51

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

All -- I'm re-activating Eve...for how long, maybe you guys can help.  Are 
skills/stats easier to pick up in Gateway?  The reason I retired Eve in the first 
place is because of her lousy learns.  90 or so skills and 40 or so stat raises after 
a TON of fights...She's got the 25 wit/will combo, but if I can expect only 2 
skill/turn or maybe 1 stat every 12 turns, she's gonna retire again...permanently.  
Whatcha all say?  Keep her going or retire her? -- M.A.
P.S.  For a parry strike, I personally think she has tons of potential...I just don't 
want to have to wait until the year 2005 before she catches up to Akira in number of 
skills and stats raised...

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TEETOTALER viciously butchered HOKORO in a 3 minute Dark Arena Title fight.
OPUS was murdered by KILORRI in a exciting 3 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
VENGEANCE slaughtered AIKAHARR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory Dark Arena brawl.
NODONN assassinated HECHIZATL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
TA'RA slaughtered ITSORKARRI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
TAGAN viciously butchered T'ZEEXIQAL in a popular 7 minute Dark Arena competition.
FALSTAFF was slaughtered by TZENORI in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DELBAETH assassinated INVISIBLE in a action packed 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
QUICKSILVER assassinated AIKAHARR in a action packed 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
FERNDOK savagely slew XIXZOK in a exciting 3 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
3066 was easily killed by BEING OF LIGHTS in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
TAWNY was viciously butchered by JAGUAR WARRIOR in a 8 minute Dark Arena bout.
THUNDERBIRD assassinated INVISIBLE in a popular 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
EVE was slaughtered by JOK in a exciting 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fray.
PONTIFF PELICAN was devastated by NECRON-99 in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
BARON COCKROACH savagely defeated LEONARDO in a exciting 4 minute Challenge match.
RAGE was narrowly defeated by REGGIE JACKSON in a 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
PAPA BEAR was devastated by LAZAR WOLF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
PRIESTESS PYTHON vanquished DANGEROUS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
WRAITH viciously subdued URSA in a popular 3 minute brutal Challenge contest.
INFLATIBLE DOLL was savagely defeated by SLY in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
MAIMED was overpowered by MOLLY RINGWALD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TREBONIUS was savagely defeated by AJAX in a exciting 3 minute Challenge melee.
LIVIUS was viciously butchered by JOHN WAYNE in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
MAMMA handily defeated RAGAMOFFYN in a popular 3 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
DARIUS viciously subdued HASDRUBAL in a popular 2 minute brutal Challenge fray.
RAVEN demolished MASH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PSYCHO SCIENTIST overpowered JESSE JACKSON in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
HANGOVER viciously subdued SGT SLAUGHTER in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
HAWK was subdued by FURIOUS IMPALER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
BHURAK overpowered MARIONETTE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
WHIPLASH demolished EUSEBIO in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.
GYPSY MOTH savagely defeated DONATELLO in a action packed 3 minute gory bout.
NAMELESS TOOK handily defeated NICODEMUS in a action packed 2 minute mismatched match.
ELLEGON savagely defeated LAZY DRAGON in a action packed 3 minute gruesome battle.
DON JUAN devastated EDWINA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HYPER-RAT vanquished NOELLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ALICIA overpowered STORMBRINGER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven competition.
SKYBREAKER was demolished by NORIEL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
SABRE TOOTH overpowered G.I. JOE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
EXECUTIONER overpowered GOLDILOCKS in a exciting 1 minute brutal uneven competition.
STEEL DWARF was handily defeated by DOOMED in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
FIRE DONBELOW was overpowered by FER DE LANCE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
REEBOK-RAT slimly won victory over BILL THE CAT in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
PATIENCE was savagely defeated by TARAD in a exciting 4 minute brutal brawl.
WASTE OF STEEL bested MAYNARD G KREBS in a popular 5 minute gory brawl.
JASON CULLINANE was vanquished by THANATOS in a popular 2 minute one-sided struggle.
UNZASTER DIZASTER handily defeated J in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided contest.
TOE JAM was vanquished by FARUM in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  27         AIMED BLOW        23 -  14 -   3     62  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   18         LUNGING ATTACK   153 - 125 -  27     55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     12         WALL OF STEEL     95 -  81 -  18     54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         PARRY-LUNGE       60 -  52 -   5     54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       31 -  35 -   3     47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     22 -  27 -   7     45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  11 -   1     42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  33 -   4     42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  19 -   2     34  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -   0      0  |

Turn  51 was great if you     not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  8         4  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL     13 -  5     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    17 - 10     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  4         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL      1) TEETOTALER 38-326         174  80 28 MISCELLANEOUS II (62)
LUNGING ATTACK     3) VENGEANCE 9-2052          152  37 27 ANGELS OF PAIN (23)
PARRY-RIPOSTE      6) TA'RA 24-1088             122  98  8 HACK AND SLASH (44)
STRIKING ATTACK    8) OPUS 1-1526               153  79  7 ZIG ZAG (5)
PARRY-LUNGE        9) FALSTAFF 37-899           150  73  7 ZIG ZAG (59)
TOTAL PARRY       18) NAMELESS TOOK 1-3195      105  44  3 DARK GUARDIANS (8)
PARRY-STRIKE      20) BARON COCKROACH 20-703    111  79  2 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (37)
AIMED BLOW        23) NECRON-99 7-565           166  71  2 DEATH MASTERS (18)
SLASHING ATTACK   29) PRIESTESS PYTHON 26-1388   93  77  1 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (45)

The overall popularity leader is THANATOS 9-1069.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TAWNY 24-1369.  The ten other most popular fighters were TAGAN 6-1226, FERNDOK 
60-607, MAMMA 43-1602, BARON COCKROACH 20-703, GYPSY MOTH 20-704, NAMELESS TOOK 
1-3195, SLY 18-68, DOOMED 36-1547, TEETOTALER 38-326, and LEONARDO 22-205.

The least popular fighter this week was EDWINA 60-517.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TOE JAM 1-3433, J 10-939, SKYBREAKER 52-756, STORMBRINGER 1-318, 
MARIONETTE 1-4093, JESSE JACKSON 38-747, FIRE DONBELOW 41-101, GOLDILOCKS 18-470, 
G.I. JOE 29-723, and NOELLE 14-2005.

Arena(Number)        W  L K  Arena(Number)        W  L K  Arena(Number)        W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  6 0  TALCAMA(18)          3  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  

Arena(Number)        W  L K  Arena(Number)        W  L K  Arena(Number)        W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          3  1 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  SEAM(20)             3  0 1  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  2 1  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  SUNSET(21)           0  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  1 3  SOLVEN(22)           0  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         3  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  TI(23)               3  0 1  ARDIVENT(46)         0  3 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          3  1 1  CAER(48)             0  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  0 1  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  1 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            1  1 0  ANDOR(57)            1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  3 1  ARVAT(32)            1  2 0  ARADI(60)            2  1 1  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  8) OPUS 1-1526                153  79  7  ZIG ZAG (5)                MORDANT
 79) STEEL DWARF 2-1955          83  64  0  MYTH AND MIGHT (10)        NIANIA
 40) LAZAR WOLF 4-1169           68  59  1  TRIBAL COUNCIL (83)        JHELUM
 32) FER DE LANCE 5-1938         94  84  1  ZIG ZAG (14)               KALTOS
  2) DELBAETH 6-978             158  84  4  GOLDEN HOSTE (16)          TRANSEL
 23) NECRON-99 7-565            166  71  2  DEATH MASTERS (18)         BONSUR
 61) NICODEMUS 8-1729            84  59  3  BRITERON BY (20)           ARKERS
  3) VENGEANCE 9-2052           152  37 27  ANGELS OF PAIN (23)        ZUKAL
 63) UNZASTER DIZASTER 10-1424   97  74  2  WOLFRAVEN REAVERS (24)     KOLACT
 93) HASDRUBAL 11-1339           49  39  1  WARLORDS (110)             ARUAK CITY
 10) QUICKSILVER 14-857         141 104  5  NOMADS (29)                TOBIR
 11) REGGIE JACKSON 17-1339     127  88  8  JACKSON FIVE (30)          ALJAFIR
  7) PSYCHO SCIENTIST 18-697    123  85  7  MAD SCIENTISTS (34)        TALCAMA
 19) WHIPLASH 19-1221           123  68  1  THE GUARDIANS (35)         ZUWAYZA
 13) GYPSY MOTH 20-704          111  73  4  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (37)     SEAM
 30) PONTIFF PELICAN 21-1569     57  32  1  DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (39)  SUNSET
 14) DONATELLO 22-366           218  47  2  NINJA TURTLES (40)         SOLVEN
 48) THUNDERBIRD 23-2317         80  59  5  BIRDS OF PREY (41)         TI
  6) TA'RA 24-1088              122  98  8  HACK AND SLASH (44)        ZORPUNT
 29) PRIESTESS PYTHON 26-1388    93  77  1  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (45)     CALEAM
 39) SABRE TOOTH 28-1193         96  60  1  THE RED REAVERS (47)       MORYA
 17) HANGOVER 29-638            151  77 10  ABOUNDING AGONY II (48)    LAPUR
 71) TREBONIUS 32-604           116  77  7  ROMAN HEROES (53)          ARVAT
 80) MAYNARD G KREBS 33-2098     82  71  4  BOOB TUBE RUBES (91)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 50) MAIMED 36-2213              77  60  4  THE HURT (103)             JHANS
  9) FALSTAFF 37-899            150  73  7  ZIG ZAG (59)               SIBIKHAS
  1) TEETOTALER 38-326          174  80 28  MISCELLANEOUS II (62)      CLIFFHOME
 38) REEBOK-RAT 41-432          132  70  2  RAT PAK (82)               KATI-TEI
 37) DANGEROUS 43-842           101  97  2  ENGINES OF DOOM (95)       VEASTIAN
 25) HAWK 46-554                105 104  1  DEADLY SHADOWS (96)        ARDIVENT
 15) RAGE 48-906                109  90  5  THE BEARS (70)             CAER
 57) NORIEL 51-1488              73  58  0  BY THE NUMBERS (122)       TRICORUS
 41) MOLLY RINGWALD 52-520       84  63  4  PRETTY THINGS (93)         FRATSFA
 34) WRAITH 57-2615              78  52  0  WILD CARDS (73)            ANDOR
 16) FERNDOK 60-607              92  61  4  UNDERDOGS (75)             ARADI

                          There is a Tavern in the Town...

     Finally, after a great deal of research, study, gathering of information, wasting 
time, not to mention hundreds of delicious meals later, I have finally complied enough 
for the first article on Alastari's fine taverns, inns, and other such establishments.
     For the sake of convenience, I started in the northlands, and the Island of the 
Whistling Dragon, where sits the fine city of Aradi.  Aradi simply has too many night 
spots to do them all justice, but certainly the two greatest are Drake's Lodge and the 
Blind Cyclops Inn.  Both have an excellent setting, offer entertainment, lodging, and 
a fine menu.  Drake's menu has a wide selection not only from the northern Andorian 
traditions, but also many more exotic dishes culled from the eastern seaboard, 
Malcorn, and the Karnhorn Empire.  The Blind Cyclops leans more heavily towards the 
west coast cuisine, and some of the spicy dishes from the Aruaki Clanhold can be found 
here.  The seafood at both locations, and generally across town, is excellent.
     Running down the coast into the Aruaki Clanhold itself, the first stop would 
normally be Amen-Tei; however, I jumped over it into the heart of Andoria, first.  
Along the populous Catseye River you'll find the cities of Seam, Aruak and Solven.  In 
Seam, one of the finest places to eat is the Stoned Golem.  The prices are reasonable 
and the cooking excellent.  I recommend the dragon steak highly; fiery seasoning and 
the richest Kati-Tei wine to wash it down with.  Also in Seam you'll find the Frozen 
Arms Inn--a perfect location to go if you particularly enjoy indoor ice skating (on 
the floor).  The temperature is kept at a constant 25 degrees Fahrenheit, but if you 
have a heavy parka, I recommend at least stopping by for a drink of tira--I don't know 
what's in it, and I hate to ask, but it's worth it.
     Seam is also home to the Firedragon Inn and the Final Rest.  Both cater more to 
the hard drinkers rather than the picky eaters.  The Firedragon is more likely to host 
a bar brawl--if you like quiet conversation, I recommend the Final Rest.
     On into Aruak, you'll find the Bulldog Inn, a place for food, drink, gambling, or 
sleeping--whatever you're looking for, you're likely to find it.  The food is tasty 
and the companionship unequaled.
     In Point, you'll discover the Ogre's Crypt.  Run by the same people as the Blind 
Cyclops Inn of Aradi, it offers a similar style of cuisine.  It's been rumored that 
offworld "soft drinks" are also available here, although that is strictly heresay.  
Enjoyable, always.
     Across the channel in Iaye there rests one of the finest inns in Alastari, the 
Dragon's Blood Inn.  Notable not only for its fine food and excellent selection of 
imported wines and liquors, the Dragon's Blood has one of the most welcoming interiors 
of any inn I've seen.  The large downstairs rooms are divided into a gigantic "common" 
room with a fireplace large enough for five men to stand in--frequently to be found 
there entire sides of beef, slow cooking for the evening's meals.  A "party" room can 
either be closed off from the main room for private gatherings or added to the 
spacious quality.  Smaller rooms are also available.  Also, the Dragon's Blood offers 
the best whiskey I've ever tasted.  Also in Iaye is the Rat's Nest.  Found on the 
northern waterfront, it is mostly a tavern and well known mostly for its taxidermy.  
The walls are a veritable museum of native Alastarian wildlife.  Gambling, drinking, 
and women are the main staples here.
     Back on the mainland, I stopped in Khalhums long enough to listen to the music in 
the Blues Hall--not much on food, but the drinks are generous and well priced, and the 
music unbeatable.  Also in Khalhums is the Black Sheep Inn; it's a large barn-shaped 
building not far from the arena that serves good food (mostly mutton, but it's lean 
and well-cooked) and excellent spirits.
     Going down into the Federation, I found an exciting place in Sunset called 
Wildlife Unlimited--anything you want, you're likely to find it here.  All forms of 
entertainment, any drink imaginable, food from lands all over Alastari and beyond.  
Part of the profits of Wildlife Unlimited goes to the training, research, and 
development of warriors.  Also in Sunset I found the Baba Yaga's Bar and Grill, with 
great beer served in gigantic mugs with large tin plates heaped with filling, tasty 
food.  It's a comfortable, friendly place that I recommend highly to anyone traveling 
down that way.  Across the street is a large casino called Cagliostro's Castle--very 
classy place that caters to the "better class" of gambler.  A very enjoyable evening 
can be had there if you win--the drinks are a bit on the expensive side, but the 
liquor is the best.
     Crossing over to nearby Transel, stop by the Sultan's Tent.  The menu is 
extensive, serving dishes from most of this corner of the world; I highly recommend 
the Nianian Firefish.  The drinks are good, with a big selection to choose from, and 
the entertainment excellent.  The ambiance can't be beat, with a massive firepit sunk 
into the center of the common room; when the fire is out, a stage can be pulled over 
it for more of the entertainment.  I suggest stopping by on the weekends, when the 
fire is lit and the overhead skylight drawn back--quite a sight!  It's made mostly of 
mahogany and marble, and is kept up well.
     In Tricorus, there were several places that caught my eye, but most notable is 
the Blue Dolphin Inn.  The Blue Dolphin is a large establishment reminiscent of the 
Dragon's Blood; comfortable and roomy, with gigantic bay windows looking out at the 
massive Tricoran monument, Three-Horn Mountain.  The food is good, if plain fare, with 
healthy portions at a reasonable price.  Excellent drinks.  Highly recommended.  They 
naturally specilize in Tricorus' delicious gold brandy.
     In Delarq Tor, if you can find it and get in, there is Ho's Pleasure Club.  
"Pleasure" is the opperative term.  Fortunately, I had a face the doorman liked AND 
the hundred bashari cover charge and was allowed in without being beaten to a pulp (as 
I saw happen to some other hapless fellow).  The music is loud and tasteless, as are 
the women--apparently there is a house rule that the only women allowed are sluts or 
royalty.  There is gambling, regulated by the house and the house takes profits from 
all winners.  The drinks are watery.  The house rules are strict.  I got out before I 
was thrown out.
     In Talcama, if you're in the mood to be silly, stop by at the House of Jello and 
watch the wrestling matches.  Apparently, better food and drink is served upstairs, 
but the entire purpose of the House of Jello is to go down to the pit and watch the 
action.  It's just for fun, and that it is.  If you're there, go.
     I found the Choking Ogre in Cliffhome, and I enjoyed it tremendously.  It is an 
extensive building with a high ceiling, a combination tavern and gamehouse.  The food 
is excellent--daring, spicy, and dramatic, presented well and cooked to perfection. 
The portions are healthy, as are the drinks--sometimes necessary when having the Hot 
Spiced Minature Potatoes!  Everything is reasonably priced.
     In Rocanis, there were too many taverns to choose from.  The Wanton Troll, 
Mylar's, the Grub & Rub Bar & Bistro, and on--I finally settled on the Wanton Troll, 
for its popularity.  The outside isn't promising, and being greeted by the six foot 
tall (and wide) proprietress, the wanton troll herself, Beulah, is a trifle 
frightening.  However, once you get past her (if you don't know the password, flirt a 
little with her and she'll let you in), you'll find it's all worth it.  It's a 
boisterous, crowded place, generally full of loud talk and laughter.  Hot and spicy 
food is plentiful, and the drinks are served in large, often iced, mugs.  On a good 
night both are excellent, although it sometimes depends on the cook.  It's always 
enjoyable, though, and it's a place I've been back to.
     Further north on the eastern side of Alastari, I found Salty's Chowder House in 
Morya--a seaport tavern inland; and worth it for the food, the house special Chowder.  
It's thick and filling and VERY tasty.  I was disappointed to find none of the more 
impressive drinks; southern wine for the most part, although Arkers pale ale in that 
neck of the woods is worth the price.
     In Lapur there were a number of taverns, with the Burned Tree (formerly the 
Gnarled Tree, before a fire gutted the old building; it has been re-built) being the 
first on my list--a pleasant place with excellent drinks but the food was only so-so 
without much of a selection.  The Blue Rose Tavern served up better food but only 
three varieties of beer and again, only southern wines.  The Drowned Rat offered an 
good whiskey but only had pretzels and nuts.
     I found a small tavern in Monuntial called Pontiff's Potent Potables; the food 
was plain fare of the meat & potatoes variety--unremarkable but plentiful and tasty, 
reasonably priced--HOWEVER, the excellent and exotic array of drinkables makes this a 
definite find.  Each of the drinks seems to have a quality all its own; you definitely 
leave feeling good.  Fighting is discouraged and weapons are checked at the door.  
Reservations are recommended.
     I cut back up to the Isle here, and found several excellent places.  Just outside 
Willow Beach, near the Darkholm arena, is the fabulous Eve's Palace Casino--upper 
crust, upper class, and definitely worth the price.  An excellent place to spend an 
evening.
     In Talahya, I stopped by E-Snee's Bar & Grill; ordinary food for ordinary prices.  
Generally good.  Nearby is the "food market," which is a block of restaurants of all 
kinds.  You can find everything from southern desert cuisine to the exotic stuff of 
the Northwights.  If you're on the Isle, you could try a new restaurant every day.  
Talahya's Market District is home to restaurants of every shape and size, serving food 
from all over Alastari and Lirith Kai.  Not far from the Primus Arena and the Grey 
Tower, this street of little restaurants, taverns, and theatres is a must if you are 
just passing through.  Check it out and you'll find what you're looking for, 
guarenteed.
     Over in Andorak, the Crimson Eagle caters to all whims; food, drink, lodging, 
gambling--a very classy-looking place, serves to all types and has a good selection.  
Also in Andorak you'll find the Sightless Dragon, a smaller but no less welcoming 
environment with excellent live music nightly.
     Close by, near the Home Guard arena, is the ever-popular Bash & Glug--food and 
drink, plenty of both, for a good price.  Fun, fights, & frolic is the rule here, no 
weapons allowed.  Their early morning breakfast bar is a MUST.  Also here is an Ice 
Cream Parlor under the name Arthur's Last Stand (I'll explain that shortly).  Exotic 
flavors, good on a hot day or any day.
     Arthur's Last Stand is a "chain" of taverns operated in the cities of Talcama, 
Caer, Morya, Dullens, and Willow Beach (Darkholm).  They are the same wherever you 
find them; friendly, with decent drinks and decent food.  Recommended if you are 
someplace that they are--familiar, comfortable surroundings.
     If you know of a tavern or eating establishment in your city that you would like 
to recommend, let us know about it!  

                                                                      -- Swift