ADVANCED DUELMASTERS

Date   : 12/21/2000    Duedate: 01/03/2001

THE KAIKWOK GATEWAY

DM-108    TURN-132

RANK TEAMS                    W   L K    %  RANK TEAMS                    W   L K    %
  1 FUN WITH FRIEND 36/227  93  21  2 81.6      WHAT'S UP DOC 6/210                   
    CONCEPT: HOMICIDE! 1/204                    STOP MAKING SCENTS 69/255             
  2 ANGELS OF PAIN 9/23    107  25 94 81.1   14 DEATH MASTERS 7/18     374 250 51 59.9
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 13/339                      NINJA TURTLES 22/40                   
  3-D.A. REJECTS 73/364     17   6  1 73.9      INFERNAL LEGION 9/22                  
  4 DARK SIDE 43/115       139  53  1 72.4   15 SATAN'S DELI 7/214      56  42  0 57.1
    DONATED BY DOC 18/201                       STREET PIZZA 18/221                   
    DEATH STUDS IV 60/239                    16 D.Y.O. 57/258           91  70  1 56.5
    TACO GODS 40/229                            4 LETTER BANDS 18/316                 
    NO LONGER NEON'S 38/200                     HELL'S ZEROES 53/256                  
  5 HOT RODS 1/205         358 157 25 69.5   17 ...ACTION! 98/314       18  14  0 56.3
    BLACK MANSION 20/190                        FIVE IN ONE 97/366                    
    WOLVERINES 18/99                            INCARNATIONS 56/180                   
    THE MERCENARIES 2/189                    18 DEADLY SHADOWS 46/96   198 159  9 55.5
    BLACK GIFT 15/218                           ENGINES OF DOOM 43/95                 
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/34                     19 ALMOST 68/304          381 315  7 54.7
    BUBBA LOVES CHESS 38/199                    MEN IN TIGHTS 68/305                  
    BLACK BULLDOGS 5/13                         BRAT PACK II 66/356                   
    THE BLACK ELITE 69/308                      WORTHLESS MANAGERS 11/338             
    BLACK ODYSSEY 42/349                     20 DOC LEGRAND'S LA 20/37 241 220  8 52.3
  6 ODD SQUAD 2/268        445 199  7 69.1   21 DARK SCYTHE 21/326      17  16  0 51.5
    BLADE RYCHE 69/241                       22 JAYHAWKS 70/161        456 442  3 50.8
    ADDAMS FAMILY 36/57                         ALICE'S RESTAURANT 33/156             
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/100                    PITT GLADIATORS 56/158                
    DARK PANTHEON 6/164                         WAY COOL PEOPLE 70/160                
    DEADMAN'S HAND 69/242                       SILENT STORM 65/159                   
    FOREVER LEGION 69/360                       QUEENSPAWN 63/181                     
    AGE OF EMPIRE 21/340                        KAT'S PAW 70/244                      
    WOLFBROTHERS 37/228                         KENCYRATH 55/157                      
    WAR WAGON 38/346                            OFF THE WALL 66/355                   
  7 WILD OATS 68/357         4   2  0 66.7      ARCHANGEL 42/289                      
    WILD OATS 22/341                            MYTH HERD 9/155                       
  8 THIRSTY THUGS 10/336     2   1  0 66.7      VAMPYRES 70/310                       
  9 ROMAN HEROES 32/53     325 176 59 64.9      BLUE HALO 70/361                      
    MISCELLANEOUS II 38/62                   23 SHEPHERDS 18/330        73  72  7 50.3
    LEGEND OF ROME 9/215                        FROG PRINCES 18/33                    
 10-WOLVERINES 2/267        36  20  0 64.3   24 TECHNOLOGY 5/334         3   3  0 50.0
    LEGION OF DEATH 62/301                      UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/335                  
    SKULL SQUADRON 56/294                    25 THOSE WHO RULE 1/121    45  47  0 48.9
 11 SUMMER CAMP 70/362      43  25  0 63.2   26 UNDERDOGS 60/75        229 251 13 47.7
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/208                    LACKEY'S FRIENDS 26/343               
    THE BAD BUNNIES 4/209                    27 TEAMSTER 42/348         45  51  0 46.9
    REPTILIAN REBELS 11/337                     PARTY TIME 6/212                      
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 98/367                   ZOOM ZONE 12/143                      
 12 EVIL 69/379            178 112  0 61.4   28 QUBIT 53/236            59  67  1 46.8
    GOLDEN DAWN 7/213                           JOKA MASHER 60/299                    
    SAVAGE 62/302                               SIR AGLIO 10/274                      
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/83                         VERMIN! 69/306                        
    SHINING PATH 6/211                          TAIL BANDITS 42/347                   
    HERMETICS 18/223                            JOKA MASHER 69/359                    
    LIQUID CARNAGE 10/216                       VERMIN 72/363                         
 13 SANCTUARY 2/86         190 125  4 60.3   29 CORPS 74/327           433 496  6 46.6
    MONOPOLY 30/254                             THE BEARS 7/172                       
    TALCAMA MANIA 18/279                        THE BEARS 48/70                       

RANK TEAMS                    W   L K    %  RANK TEAMS                    W   L K    %
    THE BEARS 35/176                         41 MAURAUDERS 4/269        32  63  0 33.7
    THE HURT 36/103                             LORDS OF RUIN 25/225                  
    THE BEARS 46/69                             EXILED KNIGHTS 19/224                 
    HEROES 77/328                            42 FLTOPS 13/275           13  26  0 33.3
    THE BEARS 69/198                            PLANT ATTACK 69/240                   
    FAMOUS BRANDS 37/177                        PLANT ATTACK 60/353                   
    THE BEARS 62/265                         43 WILD CARDS 60/298       10  20  0 33.3
 30 SUPERIOR FORCES 1/120  148 178  8 45.4      NINJA KNIGHTS 53/293                  
    SUPERIOR FORCES 51/292                   44-BLANK 16/219             9  19  0 32.1
    SUPERIOR FORCES 40/251                   45-BRAT PAK 2 69/322        6  14  0 30.0
    SUPERIOR FORCES 29/113                      BACK BREAKERS 1/321                   
 31 BRITERON BY 8/20       161 198  4 44.8   46 MINISTRY 53/237         18  49  0 26.9
    PRETTY THINGS 52/93                         SAUSAGE DOGS 42/332                   
 32 HELPLESS ANIMAL 16/173  19  24  0 44.2      THE INQUISITION 66/152                
 33 WOLF PACK 25/342        21  27  1 43.8      THIGH MASTERS 18/222                  
    BLACKENED PRIDE 25/281                   47 JUBS 7/142             296 880  4 25.2
    SACRED VOW 25/174                           DISTANCE OR SPEED? 56/351             
    BLACKENED PRIDE 82/365                      WILD AMINALS 74/185                   
 34 ELEMENTAL FORCE 52/234  93 128  0 42.1      GENERAL MAYHEM 65/169                 
    EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/245                   BAD NEWS 78/186                       
    DOG DAY AFTERNOON 30/226                    LIFESHARDPLAYSHORT 65/166             
    POISONOUS DEMISE 53/235                     NIGHTLIGHTS 75/154                    
 35-DAGGER ISLE 76/246       5   7  0 41.7      MOLES 63/118                          
    NIGHT STALKERS 33/368                       DARBS 77/137                          
 36 GRUNTS 21/195           36  52  0 40.9      HER CATS 65/167                       
    WAYSIDE ELITE 21/263                        CREW MONIKER 76/119                   
    THE WILLBURYS 5 5/329                       BETTER OFF DEAD 65/168                
    GRUNTS 26/325                               MASTICATORS 64/151                    
    GRUNTS 20/194                               HER CATS 36/320                       
 37-THUNDER 68/358          30  44  0 40.5      THE PRESIDENTS 32/344                 
    CAR AND DRIVER 63/354                       HOMES 33/345                          
 38-ENDS WITH IRON 70/243   19  30  0 38.8   48 MURDER INC 60/297       12  49  0 19.7
    POINTLESS VENTURE 70/309                    ILLUMINATION 46/116                   
    POINTLESS VENTURE 2/315                     ILLUMINATION 25/280                   
 39 HUI NALU 33/188         29  49  0 37.2   49 EASTERN HORDE 36/284     2  11  0 15.4
    FLORIDA SURF 36/286                      50 THE DYING EARTH 18/331   0   6  0  0.0
    MAKING WAVES 75/313                      51 KHOTA 58/352             0   3  0  0.0
 40 MEPHISTO'S WALTZ 9/272  10  17  0 37.0   52 THE GUILD 70/380         1   0  0  100

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                        Reflections by the The Gate Commander

                            RAMBLINGS FROM WITHIN THE KEEP

     Hello, Gateway gladiators.  Oscar here, reporting on round 132 in the Kaikwok 
Gateway.
     Sly, our reigning Captain of the Gate, challenged AfterAfterBirth for the title 
fight this time.  After a five minute struggle, AfterAfterBirth bowed his head and Sly 
retained his title.  Congratulations, Sly!
     Eight brave warriors traveled out of the keep this month to battle the denizens 
of this strange land.  At the end of the month, Donatello, Vengeance, Sgt Slaughter, 
Teetotaler, and Hammer of the Gods returned with the bodies of three of their 
companions (The Intruder, Koji Shikeru, and G.I. Joe) as well as the remains of a 
Jaguar Priest, a Xozke, an Earth Lizard, a Fangs of Fire, and a Katirrark.  The 
Intruder was slain by a Jok, Koji Shikeru was slain by a phase lizard, and G.I. Joe 
was killed by a Jaguar Warrior.  
     The bravest challenge this month was when Me Tarzan You Scrag (#245) challenged 
Shadow Knight (#121) of Thundr + Litening.  He lost, but it was very brave.  Also, 
Trinity (#246) of Ministry challenged Dishes, Yipe! Oh Man (#142).  He lost, too.  
Nice try, though.
     The biggest mover this turn was Jethro, who bested What Test? and rose 65 ranks 
with his win.   Other movers and shakers were:  Zalbar (#47) was defeated by Sqorpion 
(#59).  Slye (#126) bested Dave (#115).  Cobalt 60 (#256) beat Jennifer Bartes (#223).  
Tree Hugger (#244) was bested by Tentacles (#254).  Chili Con Carnage (#123) lost to 
Arnie (#137).  Asp (#135) lost to Unbelievable (#190).  Crystalsong (#140) lost to 
Allunder the Grate (#153).  Jethro (#120) lost to What Test? (#187).  Lucifer's Hammer 
(#145) lost to Laniakea (#166).  Aurora Borealis (#129) lost to Carnivorous Sloth 
(#165).  Phage (#214) lost to Wall Paper Hanger (#236).  Lord Have Mercy (#176) lost 
to Gwar (#227).  Sir Jury (#191) bested Sir Repititious (#179).  Black Eyed Susan 
(#196) vanquished Schubert (#182).  Khy II (#163) lost to Booleun (#183).  James 
Madison (#215) lost to Pit Fiend (#226).  Kahanamoku (#35) lost to Gumby (#74).  
Thunder King (#109) lost to Moriarty (#124).  Black Buddha (#200) lost to No Fear 
(#232).  Thanatos (#28) lost to Nee (#51).  
     In the top eleven, Gypsy Moth (#13) TV challenged Tarad (#5) and lost to Tarad.  
Dangerous (#15) challenged Rex Walters (#11) and lost to Rex Walters.  Hawk (#10) 
challenged Cheshire Cat (#8) and lost.  Rage (#4) lost to Stormbringer (#26).  Wow, 
Stormbringer?  Haven't seen you for a while!  Furious Impaler (#3) bested Ferndok 
(#24).  We've already heard about Sly's (#1) defeat of AfterAfterBirth (#7), and 
Donatello (#6), Vengeance (#9), Sgt Slaughter's (#2) escapades in the wilds.
     Thundr + Litening was the most challenged team, and Roman Heroes did the most 
challenging.  
     In the forever war, Gypsy Moth (#13) TV challenged and lost to Tarad (#5).  The 
Couatl (#43) TV challenged Crazy Horse (#58) and won.  The Black Knight (#67) TV 
challenged Dark Prophet (#81) and won.  Selleque (#111) challenged Two Deer (#130) and 
won.  All four challenges by Neon, and he won three of them.  Neon holds a 69.5% team 
record, and Doc Steele closely follows with 69.1%.
     Flipper was the most challenged warrior.
     Scrag retains the #1 team spot, followed by the Dark One, Amphibious Guard, 
Sentinel, Neon, and Doc Steele.  Very nice, all of you.  
     That's all for this time.  Until next month, I remain,

                                          Oscar

CAPTAIN OF THE GATE               W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  1) SLY 18-68                  196  67 12  WOLVERINES (99)            TALCAMA

THE GATE COMMANDERS               W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  2) DONATELLO 22-366           280  66 40  NINJA TURTLES (40)         SOLVEN
  3) SGT SLAUGHTER 7-541        216 105 10  DEATH MASTERS (18)         BONSUR
  4) VENGEANCE 9-2052           213  55 97  ANGELS OF PAIN (23)        ZUKAL
  5) TEETOTALER 38-326          230 105 74  MISCELLANEOUS II (62)      CLIFFHOME
  6) FURIOUS IMPALER 37-762     145  46  3  FAMOUS BRANDS (177)        SIBIKHAS
  7) STORMBRINGER 1-318         177  86  0  THOSE WHO RULE (121)       MORDANT
  8) TARAD 18-181               172  94  8  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
  9) AFTERAFTERBIRTH 18-813     161 109  2  STREET PIZZA (221)         TALCAMA
 10) CHESHIRE CAT 33-3036       135  57  3  ALICE'S RESTAURANT (156)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 11) HAWK 46-554                153 137  1  DEADLY SHADOWS (96)        ARDIVENT

LIEUTENANTS OF THE GATE           W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 12) REX WALTERS 70-1592        119  55  3  JAYHAWKS (161)             SENTERN
 13) GYPSY MOTH 20-704          155  82  4  BLACK MANSION (190)        SEAM
 14) HAMMER OF THE GODS 6-3311  113  63  7  DARK PANTHEON (164)        TRANSEL
 15) KENDER 70-1574             111  80  1  WAY COOL PEOPLE (160)      SENTERN
 16) DANGEROUS 43-842           143 136  4  ENGINES OF DOOM (95)       VEASTIAN
 17) MIPHON 10-2706             117  65  1  LIQUID CARNAGE (216)       KOLACT
 18) EXECUTIONER 43-1035        166 101  7  ENGINES OF DOOM (95)       VEASTIAN
 19) PATIENCE 1-2619             95  75  4  SUPERIOR FORCES (120)      MORDANT
 20) PSYCHO SCIENTIST 18-697    182 106 16  MAD SCIENTISTS (34)        TALCAMA
 21) TREBONIUS 32-604           174 100  7  ROMAN HEROES (53)          ARVAT

LIEUTENANTS OF THE GATE           W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 22) DARIUS 32-688              175 110  3  ROMAN HEROES (53)          ARVAT
 23) FATHER TOM 70-1564         117  77  4  WAY COOL PEOPLE (160)      SENTERN
 24) FERNDOK 60-607             136  97 11  UNDERDOGS (75)             ARADI
 25) LAZAR WOLF 4-1169          121  87  1  TRIBAL COUNCIL (83)        JHELUM
 26) RAGE 48-906                153 127  9  THE BEARS (70)             CAER
 27) MAIMED 36-2213             116 102  4  THE HURT (103)             JHANS
 28) NEE 40-1549                148  73  2  TACO GODS (229)            ZENSU
 29) CUNNING FOX 4-3906          86  33  0  TRIBAL COUNCIL (83)        JHELUM
 30)-DOOMED 36-1547             110  80  5  THE HURT (103)             JHANS
 31) KATE 18-3126                73  44  1  THIGH MASTERS (222)        TALCAMA

DEFENDERS OF THE KEEP             W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 32) MYSTIC 43-2387             129  55  4  DARK SIDE (115)            VEASTIAN
 33)-SCAR 25-2752                69  57  2  SACRED VOW (174)           LYRATILAN
 34) GUMBY 12-2854               89  78  0  ZOOM ZONE (143)            RIZTAB
 35) GOLDILOCKS 18-470          140 129  8  FROG PRINCES (33)          TALCAMA
 36) OEDI 8-1440                144  81  2  BRITERON BY (20)           ARKERS
 37) LIAR 63-28                 131  70  3  QUEENSPAWN (181)           AMEN-TEI
 38) AGGIRF 26-1388             116 106  2  GRUNTS (325)               CALEAM
 39) DAPHNE 53-3095             143  88  1  POISONOUS DEMISE (235)     KHALHUMS
 40) ANGEL 56-612               132  92  0  PITT GLADIATORS (158)      ROCANIS
 41) JACQUE VAUGN 70-2335        94  71  6  JAYHAWKS (161)             SENTERN
 42) THE COUATL 2-17            121  70  7  THE MERCENARIES (189)      NIANIA
 43) BLACKTHORN 56-839           99  96  3  PITT GLADIATORS (158)      ROCANIS
 44) TWITCH 40-1733             131  69  0  TACO GODS (229)            ZENSU
 45) BARON COCKROACH 20-703     131 115  2  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (37)     SEAM
 46) SQORPION 25-602             92  69  0  LORDS OF RUIN (225)        LYRATILAN
 47)-PAPA BEAR 46-1340           90  67  1  THE BEARS (69)             ARDIVENT
 48) RONIN 21-1569               83  58  1  WAYSIDE ELITE (263)        SUNSET
 49) SMELLY SOCKS LITE 53-4502  108  78  1  HELL'S ZEROES (256)        KHALHUMS
 50) THANATOS 9-1069            180 139  0  INFERNAL LEGION (22)       ZUKAL
 51) SHEWISH PICKLE 7-2434      130  81  2  SATAN'S DELI (214)         BONSUR
 52) MJOLNIR 18-4732            100  35  2  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
 53) NECRON-99 7-565            216 102  2  DEATH MASTERS (18)         BONSUR
 54) JACK RABBIT 4-2713          91  72  1  THE BAD BUNNIES (209)      JHELUM
 55) ARIOUS AL'VERE 18-2838     133  84  2  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
 56) CRAZY HORSE 69-4523        120  60  1  DEADMAN'S HAND (242)       CIMMERIAC
 57) ZALBAR 2-2288              146 102  3  SANCTUARY (86)             NIANIA
 58) MA BEAR 48-2205             84  64  0  THE BEARS (70)             CAER
 59) SEEKER PALE SILK 65-1582   114  74  1  SILENT STORM (159)         DAL SHANG
 60) KOJI SHIKERU 40-2619        74  49  0  SUPERIOR FORCES (251)      ZENSU
 61) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172          98  70  2  THE BEARS (172)            BONSUR

GUARDIANS OF THE WALL             W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 62) BONNIE 29-2780              88  62  3  SUPERIOR FORCES (113)      LAPUR
 63) TOE JAM 1-3433              60  60  2  SUPERIOR FORCES (120)      MORDANT
 64) LEONARDO 22-205            237 113  7  NINJA TURTLES (40)         SOLVEN
 65) THE INTRUDER 1-3546         82  63  0  HOT RODS (205)             MORDANT
 66) THE BLACK KNIGHT 38-1795   112  80  1  BUBBA LOVES CHESS (199)    CLIFFHOME
 67) COMPLETE CHECK 76-756       85 103  2  CREW MONIKER (119)         SIMTAKKA
 68) ALICE 33-2888              108  87  2  ALICE'S RESTAURANT (156)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 69) NICODEMUS 8-1729           118  90  3  BRITERON BY (20)           ARKERS
 70)-THING 36-97                 99  67  0  ADDAMS FAMILY (57)         JHANS
 71) PLUNDER 69-4132            129  63  2  BLADE RYCHE (241)          CIMMERIAC
 72) ASHNAK 20-701              139  89  2  GRUNTS (194)               SEAM
 73) KAHANAMOKU 33-608          115  91  4  HUI NALU (188)             NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 74)-POPPABEAR 69-649            75  37  0  THE BEARS (198)            CIMMERIAC
 75) PANDA 71-550                76  66  0  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (245)   KYR'TERR
 76) MALADOR 6-3075             119  69  1  SHINING PATH (211)         TRANSEL
 77) KIRI 15-466                166 101  0  BLACK GIFT (218)           MALCORN
 78)-DOMINION 18-5662            76  14  2  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
 79) SOME STROKE 75-1564         67  28  1  MAKING WAVES (313)         JADE MOUNTAIN
 80) DARK PROPHET 18-4730        97  31  6  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA

GUARDIANS OF THE WALL             W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 81) GLENCOE 6-4341              77  33  1  PARTY TIME (212)           TRANSEL
 82)-ORANGE HELL 16-2862         67  63  1  BLANK (219)                WILLAF
 83) SIR MOUNT 10-2951           80  73  2  SIR AGLIO (274)            KOLACT
 84) VIVISECTIONIST 60-2139      70  45  1  WILD CARDS (298)           ARADI
 85) LIVIUS 32-880              128  74  5  ROMAN HEROES (53)          ARVAT
 86) LEGACY 18-5620              70  22  9  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
 87) STICKY HANDKERCHIE 18-3244  93  85  5  STREET PIZZA (221)         TALCAMA
 88)-NIBBLE 64-2916              69 124  0  MASTICATORS (151)          KURUKAR
 89) JUANITA 63-1482             66 108  2  MOLES (118)                AMEN-TEI
 90) TIM HOCHBERG 63-1802        58  69  0  MOLES (118)                AMEN-TEI
 91) IMHULLU 21-987             110 113  4  GRUNTS (195)               SUNSET
 92) SKYLAS TAKARIN 18-3114     125  77  0  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
 93) T'SAIN 18-993               46  46  2  THE DYING EARTH (331)      TALCAMA
 94) FINGER PUPPET 36-1774       54  66  1  EASTERN HORDE (284)        JHANS
 95) SIR BACKBREAKER 7-1870     123  69  4  GOLDEN DAWN (213)          BONSUR
 96) THANATOS LXXI 60-1822      134  57  0  DEATH STUDS IV (239)       ARADI
 97) SNOG 18-5442                68  25  3  4 LETTER BANDS (316)       TALCAMA
 98) MANDRAKE 53-3845           124  76  1  POISONOUS DEMISE (235)     KHALHUMS
 99) FRAANCH 65-2139             79  95  4  BETTER OFF DEAD (168)      DAL SHANG
100) ASHE 55-168                106 103  3  KENCYRATH (157)            KHALANI
101) IMMOLATION 69-4135         128  60  1  BLADE RYCHE (241)          CIMMERIAC

PROTECTORS OF THE WALL            W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
102) MOLLY RINGWALD 52-520      114  97  5  PRETTY THINGS (93)         FRATSFA
103) G.I. JOE 29-723            100 108  4  SUPERIOR FORCES (113)      LAPUR
104)-MIRIYA 62-1126              53  23  2  LEGION OF DEATH (301)      VALAMANTIS
105) SEEKER HIDDEN SPAR 65-1559 110  70  1  SILENT STORM (159)         DAL SHANG
106) BOOBFROG 68-7503            45  32  0  ALMOST (304)               FIREHOLD
107) MORIARTY 68-8199            48  25  1  MEN IN TIGHTS (305)        FIREHOLD
108) DR. DOOLITTLE 6-2804       112  75  2  WHAT'S UP DOC (210)        TRANSEL
109) SELLEQUE 5-456             124  87  3  BLACK BULLDOGS (13)        KALTOS
110) HALSTON 69-6091             77  72  2  STOP MAKING SCENTS (255)   CIMMERIAC
111) SEBASTIAN INLET 36-3431     55  50  0  FLORIDA SURF (286)         JHANS
112) COLONEL COBALT 18-1307      91  66  2  MAD SCIENTISTS (34)        TALCAMA
113) SLYE 18-4722                86  44  3  TALCAMA MANIA (279)        TALCAMA
114) SHADOWCHYLDE 21-1006        86  82  4  DARK SCYTHE (326)          SUNSET
115) PARK PLACE 30-2500          97  81  1  MONOPOLY (254)             IAYE
116) CUDDLY KOALA 16-555         75  55  0  HELPLESS ANIMALS (173)     WILLAF
117) ANGEL 70-1387              122  74  2  KAT'S PAW (244)            SENTERN
118) WHAT TEST? 78-779           92  75  1  BAD NEWS (186)             LIN TIRIAN
119)-CORG 2-1640                 71  36  1  WOLVERINES (267)           NIANIA
120) SHADOW KNIGHT 18-3309      137  65  3  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
121) SUMMONED MONSTER 29-2992    90  60  0  SUPERIOR FORCES (113)      LAPUR
122) ARNIE 98-368                91  52  6  ...ACTION! (314)           SYVYN'S HILL
123) THUNDER KING 9-2322         96 106  4  MYTH HERD (155)            ZUKAL
124)-ROGUE 56-1438               39  23  3  SKULL SQUADRON (294)       ROCANIS
125) DAVE 65-2122                75  88  2  HER CATS (167)             DAL SHANG
126) DONE UNTO OTHERS 65-1729    89  87  2  LIFESHARDPLAYSHORT (166)   DAL SHANG
127) SIR DAR 10-2608            102  63  2  SIR AGLIO (274)            KOLACT
128) CARNIVOROUS SLOTH 56-1073   91  29  2  PITT GLADIATORS (158)      ROCANIS
129) TWO DEER 37-3106            69  75  1  WOLFBROTHERS (228)         SIBIKHAS
130)-GUMBO JAKE 76-1694          52  20  2  DAGGER ISLE (246)          SIMTAKKA
131) MARUKKA 5-2077              47  70  3  THE WILLBURYS 5 (329)      KALTOS
132) QUANDARY 53-4767            68  74  3  QUBIT (236)                KHALHUMS
133) UNBELIEVABLE 70-4767        65  55  3  THE GUILD (380)            SENTERN
134) LAB SUPPORT 7-3359          71  88  3  JUBS (142)                 BONSUR
135) CHILI CON CARNAGE 7-2989    94  85  2  SATAN'S DELI (214)         BONSUR
136) SEBASTIAN 66-1834           59  62  1  THE INQUISITION (152)      TARRGIR
137)-CRAZY-BABY 69-6735          58  24  1  BRAT PAK 2 (322)           CIMMERIAC
138) ALLUNDER THE GRATE 65-2151  85  91  2  GENERAL MAYHEM (169)       DAL SHANG
139)-MIRON 70-1927               87  58  0  ENDS WITH IRON (243)       SENTERN
140) DISHES, YIPE! OH M 57-3745  51  17  1  D.Y.O. (258)               ANDOR
141) WATER MOCCASIN 53-3265      98 102  0  POISONOUS DEMISE (235)     KHALHUMS

PROTECTORS OF THE WALL            W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
142) LET'S BE FRIENDS 78-32      87  94  1  BAD NEWS (186)             LIN TIRIAN
143) LANIAKEA 75-1396            60  38  1  MAKING WAVES (313)         JADE MOUNTAIN
144) JALON 97-37                136  57  5  FIVE IN ONE (366)          SHADOW GROVE
145) SALADIN 18-183             155  79  3  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
146)-RYU 56-1402                 62  25  2  SKULL SQUADRON (294)       ROCANIS
147) FEMME FATALE 13-2401        85  70  3  FLTOPS (275)               DULLENS
148) ARTICULUM 46-1230           71  90  1  ILLUMINATION (116)         ARDIVENT
149)-DREAM DATE LOG 70-2266      81  50  0  POINTLESS VENTURE (309)    SENTERN
150) RJ REYNOLDS 74-2458         58  30  2  CORPS (327)                DAIYLA KIV
151) LI'L PEPPER 60-2245         76  69  1  JOKA MASHER (299)          ARADI

GHEA GUARDIANS                    W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
152) CRYSTALSONG 4-1078          76  68  3  MAURAUDERS (269)           JHELUM
153) EXCARBAY 4-968              68  82  5  MAURAUDERS (269)           JHELUM
154) CHAMP 64-3195               89  82  4  MASTICATORS (151)          KURUKAR
155)-IMA GOD 2-3236              78  65  0  POINTLESS VENTURE (315)    NIANIA
156) GABRIEL 42-762             114  79  0  ARCHANGEL (289)            RODEKI
157) OXYGEN THIEF 2-3726         78  57  2  ODD SQUAD (268)            NIANIA
158) SPARTACUS 9-3300            87  72  2  LEGEND OF ROME (215)       ZUKAL
159)-PROWL 25-3146               53  50  1  BLACKENED PRIDE (281)      LYRATILAN
160) THE DRAGON 62-2505          63  58  1  SAVAGE (302)               VALAMANTIS
161) DEATH 56-666                85  80  2  INCARNATIONS (180)         ROCANIS
162) BOOLEUN 9-3363             102  57  0  MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (272)     ZUKAL
163)-OGRE LYNEN 1-3870           97 117  4  BACK BREAKERS (321)        MORDANT
164) AURORA BOREALIS 75-710      98  95  0  NIGHTLIGHTS (154)          JADE MOUNTAIN
165) LUCIFER'S HAMMER 75-639     92 105  5  NIGHTLIGHTS (154)          JADE MOUNTAIN
166) LORD LIGHTSPEED 18-1308     54  54  2  SHEPHERDS (330)            TALCAMA
167)-RENEGADE DROW 56-159        77  58  4  SKULL SQUADRON (294)       ROCANIS
168) THE TENDERIZER 36-1301      57  39  1  FUN WITH FRIEND (227)      JHANS
169) THE GREENER FENCE 65-1955   84  72  3  LIFESHARDPLAYSHORT (166)   DAL SHANG
170) MALICIOUS MOTH 56-1204     103  80  3  PITT GLADIATORS (158)      ROCANIS
171) STEVE BARD 63-1722          84  60  1  MOLES (118)                AMEN-TEI
172) SATURN 75-800               87  94  3  NIGHTLIGHTS (154)          JADE MOUNTAIN
173) FANGS 11-3066               67  68  2  REPTILIAN REBELS (337)     ARUAK CITY
174) LHASA APSO 30-2673          70  60  0  DOG DAY AFTERNOON (226)    IAYE
175) GWAR 18-5466                65  33  2  4 LETTER BANDS (316)       TALCAMA
176) LITTLE JOHNIE 36-1256       72  33  1  FUN WITH FRIEND (227)      JHANS
177) SIR JURY 53-6123            32  15  0  NINJA KNIGHTS (293)        KHALHUMS
178)-FEARED 62-2314              53  24  1  THE BEARS (265)            VALAMANTIS
179) HARRISON CROSS 18-4906      51  60  0  HERMETICS (223)            TALCAMA
180) BLACK EYED SUSAN 69-901     68  76  6  PLANT ATTACK (240)         CIMMERIAC
181) KHY II 70-3305              76  72  3  VAMPYRES (310)             SENTERN
182) MARTIN RIGGS 77-2297        63  25  0  HEROES (328)               MAZGOURRAH
183) STEPPING STONES 7-3362      79  84  2  JUBS (142)                 BONSUR
184) HELACIOUS HIPPO 13-2774    158  69  4  SATAN'S KINGDOM (339)      DULLENS
185) JETHRO 60-899               64  73  1  MURDER INC (297)           ARADI
186) SPAZZOMUTILATOR 1-3167      35  18  1  CONCEPT: HOMICIDE! (204)   MORDANT
187) THE PLEDGE 3-2984           75  66  3  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (208)   OSKSI
188) ASP 56-2485                 63  66  0  DISTANCE OR SPEED? (351)   ROCANIS
189) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610       51  33  2  THIRSTY THUGS (336)        KOLACT
190) SIR REPTITIOUS 10-2917      77  87  2  SIR AGLIO (274)            KOLACT
191) HEMLOCK 53-1655             84  61  1  POISONOUS DEMISE (235)     KHALHUMS
192) SILVERFLASH 19-473         107  67  0  EXILED KNIGHTS (224)       ZUWAYZA
193)-GNASH 64-1320               82 118  3  MASTICATORS (151)          KURUKAR
194) POLITICS 78-861             82  81  3  BAD NEWS (186)             LIN TIRIAN
195) SCHUBERT 9-2901             58  61  0  MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (272)     ZUKAL
196) MR. HAPPY 36-2023           57  56  0  THE HURT (103)             JHANS
197) PICASSO 7-1534              53  55  3  UNDEAD ARTISTS (335)       BONSUR
198)-IRONIC 70-5094              50  29  2  ENDS WITH IRON (243)       SENTERN
199) NO FEAR 35-3069             58  24  1  THE BEARS (176)            MURSKA
200) ROCKET MAN 5-2812           46  50  3  TECHNOLOGY (334)           KALTOS
201) HARD-ROCK GABRIEL 70-1628  112  91  4  BLUE HALO (361)            SENTERN
202) GNARLY GNAT 69-5474         62  56  0  VERMIN! (306)              CIMMERIAC

GHEA GUARDIANS                    W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
203) UMBRA 36-2550              105  96  4  HER CATS (320)             JHANS
204)-TIRED TULIP 60-452         102  54  1  PLANT ATTACK (353)         ARADI
205) MYSTICA 19-544              97  71  0  EXILED KNIGHTS (224)       ZUWAYZA
206) JAANA 40-2046               94  63  2  SUPERIOR FORCES (251)      ZENSU
207)-SUCKING LEECH 69-5343       91  58  0  VERMIN! (306)              CIMMERIAC
208) SUPERIOR SKULL 51-1580      91  62  2  SUPERIOR FORCES (292)      TRICORUS
209) TOM THUMB 18-815            88  44  3  FROG PRINCES (33)          TALCAMA
210) CENTURION-X 69-9226         43  24  2  FOREVER LEGION (360)       CIMMERIAC
211) CALTECH 7-3361              82  83  2  JUBS (142)                 BONSUR
212) BAD PENNY 22-4788           68  44  1  WILD OATS (341)            SOLVEN
213) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885   53  32  1  ALMOST (304)               FIREHOLD
214) PIT FIEND 6-4206            65  39  6  DARK PANTHEON (164)        TRANSEL
215) LITTLE BROTHER 65-2446      75  74  2  BETTER OFF DEAD (168)      DAL SHANG
216) BALD CHAMPION 1-4368        61  67  3  HOT RODS (205)             MORDANT
217) GUTTERSNIPE 68-4800         69  37  0  WILD OATS (357)            FIREHOLD
218) BRER RABBIT 74-2016         71  81  0  WILD AMINALS (185)         DAIYLA KIV
219) SPHYGMOMANOMETER 53-5903    68  45  0  HELL'S ZEROES (256)        KHALHUMS
220) GERMAN SHEPHERD 30-2605     82  81  1  DOG DAY AFTERNOON (226)    IAYE
221) BLACK SKULL 58-5130         66  48  1  KHOTA (352)                DELARQ TOR
222) COBALT 60 18-5397           62  41  3  TALCAMA MANIA (279)        TALCAMA
223) LITTLE GUY 25-2619          49  44  3  ILLUMINATION (280)         LYRATILAN
224) EARLY TO WISE 65-1575      112  82  1  LIFESHARDPLAYSHORT (166)   DAL SHANG
225) IRONTHORN 18-5562           66  26  2  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
226) JAMES MADISON 32-2777       77  87  2  THE PRESIDENTS (344)       ARVAT
227) LORD HAVE MERCY 66-2314    104  63  6  OFF THE WALL (355)         TARRGIR
228)-MUNCH 64-3569               63  65  1  MASTICATORS (151)          KURUKAR
229) CHRIS DODD 77-31            82 106  3  DARBS (137)                MAZGOURRAH
230) SORE EYE ASIS 60-2308       83  81  1  JOKA MASHER (299)          ARADI
231)-BAYLOFF 38-3072             72  39  0  WAR WAGON (346)            CLIFFHOME
232) BLACK BUDDHA 42-3296        50  35  1  BLACK ODYSSEY (349)        RODEKI
233) NEXT OF KIN 25-3663         54  22  4  WOLF PACK (342)            LYRATILAN
234) WOODY NIGHTSHADE 53-4539    83  87  1  POISONOUS DEMISE (235)     KHALHUMS
235) PHAGE 64-3445               80  63  1  MASTICATORS (151)          KURUKAR
236) VALTAG VINDICTUS 21-4153    30   9  2  AGE OF EMPIRE (340)        SUNSET
237) LI'L BUG 69-7415            50  49  0  JOKA MASHER (359)          CIMMERIAC
238) HARLOT HARE 4-3893          48  60  1  THE BAD BUNNIES (209)      JHELUM
239) TIM 18-2872                 47  56  1  SHEPHERDS (330)            TALCAMA
240)-UR VILE 56-160              53  46  3  SKULL SQUADRON (294)       ROCANIS
241) TAIL BANDIT 42-2097         46  13  2  TAIL BANDITS (347)         RODEKI
242) TENTACLES 65-2134           84  67  2  BETTER OFF DEAD (168)      DAL SHANG
243) ME TARZAN YOU SCRA 42-3078  41  44  2  SAUSAGE DOGS (332)         RODEKI
244) TRINITY 53-5536             19  18  0  MINISTRY (237)             KHALHUMS
245) LOVITIA 42-3014             51  71  2  BLACK ODYSSEY (349)        RODEKI
246) FLIPPER 74-356              96 103  1  WILD AMINALS (185)         DAIYLA KIV
247)-WILL-O-WISP 33-4775         25   4  2  NIGHT STALKERS (368)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
248)-MYTH 82-1977                29  10  1  BLACKENED PRIDE (365)      DWES EG
249) THUMPER 4-3989              40  60  1  THE BAD BUNNIES (209)      JHELUM
250)-MOTHER HOLLE 69-8005        31  56  2  THE BLACK ELITE (308)      CIMMERIAC
251) SIROCCO 52-1789             63  59  0  ELEMENTAL FORCE (234)      FRATSFA
252) TREE HUGGER 70-5786         42  55  2  SUMMER CAMP (362)          SENTERN
253) PRANCER 36-2552             91 110  0  HER CATS (320)             JHANS
254) JENNIFER BARTES 63-1881     65  43  4  MOLES (118)                AMEN-TEI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
ZIZ, JAGUAR PRIEST 108-43   0   1  0 DARK ARENA 0           DONATELLO 22-366       132
XOZKE 108-52                0   1  0 DARK ARENA 0           VENGEANCE 9-2052       132
EARTH LIZARD 108-33         0   1  0 DARK ARENA 0           SGT SLAUGHTER 7-541    132
FANGS OF FIRE 108-64        0   1  0 DARK ARENA 0           TEETOTALER 38-326      132
KATIRRARK 108-18            0   1  0 DARK ARENA 0           HAMMER OF THE GODS 6-3 132
THE INTRUDER 1-3546        82  63  0 HOT RODS 205           JOK 108-58             132
KOJI SHIKERU 40-2619       74  49  0 SUPERIOR FORCES 251    PHASE LIZARD 108-35    132

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
G.I. JOE 29-723           100 108  4 SUPERIOR FORCES 113    JAGUAR WARRIOR 108-62  132

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Sultan-- You're right, this is great!  In my opinion, this is the best arena in the 
game.-- Ultraist

Molly Ringwald -- That was an 8th train that I have been trying to get for quite a 
long time.  So much for easier training in Gateway. -- Park Place

Neon -- Feel like do a Primus power rankings like you did for Gateway, and also 
indicate how the numbers come about again.  -- Moriarty

Neon -- I actually think when Spearman gets all his skills he will compete for the TC, 
so we will see in a tourney or two. -- Moriarty

Colonel Cobalt -- I have noticed. -- Dr. Surfer

All -- Some Stroke has now passed up Kahanamoku in total skills and ratings.  What a 
pathetic whore he turned out to be. -- Dr. Surfer

All -- Wow, PS the top Gateway style this past turn!  Who woulda thunk it! -- Dr. 
Surfer

Thing, Zalbar, and others... -- All of those who have challenged me since my arrival 
here have been unworthy, with the exception of Kiri.  I view her challenge as a 
friendly welcome and hold no grudge against her for such a mismatch.  Thing, did you 
have to run 10/10 to get the jump on me?  All of you know that your advantage over me 
in development will be short lived and such simple tactics will avail you not when my 
time comes for revenge.  Until such time I will not submit myself to your abuse so 
that you have an easy win for the turn.  From next turn on I challenge the Dark Arena.  
However, I will accept the challenge of anyone ranked in the class below me.  Notify 
me in the personals and I will face you on the sands.  Before I return to regular play 
I will either have a legitimate challenge from someone ranked below me or the head of 
some nightmare creature to display.  For those of you who were hoping for a guaranteed 
win by downchallenging me, show some cojones instead and follow me to the Dark Arena! 
-- T'sain

Neon Necromancer -- It is good to be back.  Although T'sain entered the Isle before 
even Primus was created I am still happy to play her and get her up to speed.  Her 
great success in her basic career (9-1-2 Initiates, Invited to AD at 20 fights with no 
other tourneys) followed by her 9-0 starting run at the Isle were no accident.  She 
has terrific potential and would have continued her success had she not been inducted 
into Primus for its second split.  As you may remember a long, dark period of 
humiliating losses followed as she slowly learned and trained.  However, even before I 
retired she once again achieved success by making it to the first round of run-offs in 
the Primus tourney when she finally got her first burst of stat trains.  I don't know 
where the Mule is now but he was the one she beat to take that honor.  Alas, it will 
be a long hard struggle before she TV's again and for the first time ever I will be 
developing a warrior with a losing record.  Still, it will be worth it if she can once 
again hold her own with the best. -- Rhialto

All -- This is my third turn here in Gateway, and I just wanted to say hello to all 
the big-shot managers here.  It's good to be in such esteemed company.  I'm looking 
forward to many years of competition in this fine arena.  Try not to beat up my boys 
too bad, ok? -- Otto X, mgr. Technology & Undead Artists

Neon -- Keep talking.  Excuses are the tools of the weak.  Just like buying ther 
people's best warriors and pawning them off as your own.  While pathetic and 
embarrassing at least your behavior is consistent. -- Doc Steele

Neon -- 22-22 tie score in the forever war.  18-9 my lead if we do not count your 
whores. -- Doc Steele

Neon -- You know very well that I meant the shame comes to Talcama by you and Assur 
furthering the practice of whoring warriors out here in Gateway.  The ad was to Assur, 
you will note, because while I expect this behavior from you, I was disappointed in 
him. -- Doc Steele

Lightspeed-whore -- Take your best shot feeding off my freshmen.  That would be the 
kind of thing I expect from you and your manager.  My freshmen will learn their skills 
and get a few trains and pound you like the pud basher you are.  Each split you bottom 
feed a few more of my warriors will stick around and eventually you will be challenged 
several times a turn to keep you off the latest freshmen crop.  So enjoy your easy 
wins while you can.  It will be a losing effort in the end. -- Doc Steele

Cadmus  -- Welcome to the big leagues.  I see Guttersnipe in the ranks.  I think I am 
going to regret that advice to run him all those years ago. :) -- Doc Steele

And welcome to all the other new stables and warriors!  Please feel free to speak up 
in the ads.  We could use anything to keep us from having to listen to Neon point out 
how great Psycho and his whore teammates are to us each turn. -- Doc Steele

Doc Steele -- Ok, you want us?  You got us...  But you don't get to pick all the 
fights.  Tim will gladly fight Ironthorn for a bit, but I choose Valtag Vindictus for 
my sparing partner. -- Tom Thumb

Doc Steele -- Shut up?  Me?  HAHAHAHAHA!  Assur may be providing my support, but he 
doesn't come through the gate.  We are on our own here.  You want me to shut up?  Come 
make me! -- Lord Lightspeed
P.S.  Oh yes, your threats against my "teammates" will certainly deter me... NOT!  I 
don't care a whit about them.  But I can understand your fear of me.  I represent a 
threat to your stable by everything I represent.  Plus I can beat your little pet 
Saladin at will.  Your precious warrior from turn 1.

Tarad, Psycho, Sly, Gypsy -= Sounds like a great idea to me, but if you two get to 
play around (and tailor strategies) for 30 turns, I want the same deal.  As Tarad 
finishes with Sly & Gypsy, Goldilocks follows.  If you're willing to put me in this 
game, at least give me the same parameters.  The way Tarad set it up, the winner of 
Tarad vs. Psycho basically gets me for lunch... -- Goldilocks
P.S.  To shorten this, how about Tarad goes with Gypsy first and I take on Sly first.  
Then Tarad & Sly, Myself and Gypsy.  Then Tarad and Goldilocks. Since Psycho is the 
reigning champ, it only makes sense for him to get the first round buy (and not me)
P.P.S.  And I definitely like the NO BACKING out rule.  To the finish...

Neon -- Personally, I enjoy your tourney predictions and follow-up tally.  Hopefully 
you'll continue this practice.  Also interesting are the power rankings.  Any chance 
you can explain power rankings in the newsletter?  If too long, could you diplo me the 
write-up?  I'm certain I've seen this stuff before, but I can't find it.  Not that I 
have any warriors who can ever be near the top, but it's ok to dream, ain't it? -- 
Sultan

Cadmus -- Good to have you on board in Gateway, and in the personals, too.  Although 
it's doubtful anyone could have more to say here than Neon or Doc, feel free to 
blabber anytime.  I do. -- Sultan

Tarad -- Well, for you sake, I hope those 5 potions of stat training do you SOME good. 
-- Sir Dar, recalling a long ago TV downchallenge

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DONATELLO viciously butchered ZIZ, JAGUAR PRIEST in a 5 minute Dark Arena fight.
VENGEANCE murdered XOZKE in a exciting 2 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
SGT SLAUGHTER slaughtered EARTH LIZARD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
TEETOTALER assassinated FANGS OF FIRE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena match.
HAMMER OF THE GODS slaughtered KATIRRARK in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
KOJI SHIKERU was butchered by PHASE LIZARD in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
THE INTRUDER was easily killed by JOK in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
G.I. JOE was slaughtered by JAGUAR WARRIOR in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
GYPSY MOTH was overpowered by TARAD in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THE COUATL defeated CRAZY HORSE in a exciting 3 minute Challenge match.
THE BLACK KNIGHT bested DARK PROPHET in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
ASHNAK demolished PANDA in a popular 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
TOM THUMB overcame VALTAG VINDICTUS in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
SLY overpowered AFTERAFTERBIRTH in a 5 minute uneven Challenge Title struggle.
HAWK slimly lost to CHESHIRE CAT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory Challenge brawl.
DANGEROUS was narrowly defeated by REX WALTERS in a exciting 5 minute Challenge match.
TREBONIUS was savagely defeated by PATIENCE in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
DARIUS devastated KATE in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge bout.
ZALBAR was savagely defeated by SQORPION in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fray.
MJOLNIR devastated NECRON-99 in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge bout.
ARIOUS AL'VERE won victory over MA BEAR in a popular 2 minute Challenge match.
T'SAIN was overpowered by GLENCOE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LIVIUS overpowered TIM HOCHBERG in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge duel.
PLUNDER overpowered FRAANCH in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
LEGACY overpowered JUANITA in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BONNIE was overpowered by MOTHER BEAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
PARK PLACE savagely defeated CUDDLY KOALA in a exciting 2 minute gory Challenge bout.
DR. DOOLITTLE handily defeated SUMMONED MONSTER in a 1 minute Challenge match.
SELLEQUE defeated TWO DEER in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
SLYE subdued DAVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
HALSTON beat SEBASTIAN INLET in a popular 4 minute brutal Challenge fray.
SALADIN narrowly defeated RJ REYNOLDS in a exciting 5 minute Challenge conflict.
GNARLY GNAT overpowered UMBRA in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven Challenge bout.
HELACIOUS HIPPO savagely defeated SILVERFLASH in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
TIM was savagely defeated by IRONTHORN in a action packed 4 minute Challenge battle.
COBALT 60 devastated JENNIFER BARTES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CENTURION-X viciously subdued CALTECH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
LORD LIGHTSPEED was handily defeated by OXYGEN THIEF in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
TRINITY was overpowered by DISHES, YIPE! OH MAN in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
TREE HUGGER was overpowered by TENTACLES in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
GUTTERSNIPE overcame BRER RABBIT in a exciting 1 minute brutal Challenge duel.
SPARTACUS handily defeated LI'L BUG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
THUMPER overpowered PRANCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BALD CHAMPION overpowered SPHYGMOMANOMETER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
SORE EYE ASIS was devastated by CHRIS DODD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BLACK BUDDHA was demolished by NO FEAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge battle.
ME TARZAN YOU SCRAG was overpowered by SHADOW KNIGHT in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
LOVITIA was viciously subdued by TAIL BANDIT in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
FANGS overpowered FLIPPER in a exciting 3 minute bloody uneven Challenge fight.
RAGE was savagely defeated by STORMBRINGER in a popular 7 minute bloody conflict.
FURIOUS IMPALER defeated FERNDOK in a 2 minute bout.
AGGIRF was bested by CUNNING FOX in a action packed 2 minute match.
PSYCHO SCIENTIST vanquished LAZAR WOLF in a popular 4 minute gory one-sided bout.
MIPHON slimly won victory over TWITCH in a exciting 3 minute brutal duel.
EXECUTIONER was subdued by KENDER in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
THANATOS was viciously subdued by NEE in a action packed 3 minute bloody match.
MAIMED savagely defeated LIAR in a exciting 14 minute gory match.
FATHER TOM savagely defeated BARON COCKROACH in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
SHEWISH PICKLE vanquished VIVISECTIONIST in a 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
DAPHNE demolished BLACKTHORN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven match.
JACQUE VAUGN defeated SMELLY SOCKS LITE in a action packed 4 minute fight.
ANGEL handily defeated MALADOR in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
JACK RABBIT subdued SOME STROKE in a popular 3 minute duel.
KAHANAMOKU was savagely defeated by GUMBY in a exciting 3 minute gruesome conflict.
RONIN handily defeated KIRI in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
OEDI overpowered MANDRAKE in a exciting 2 minute one-sided struggle.
MYSTIC overpowered GOLDILOCKS in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
COMPLETE CHECK was subdued by LEONARDO in a popular 3 minute brutal contest.
SEEKER PALE SILK overpowered LET'S BE FRIENDS in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
TOE JAM handily defeated SNOG in a popular 3 minute bloody uneven match.
THANATOS LXXI demolished DONE UNTO OTHERS in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
IMHULLU was overpowered by STICKY HANDKERCHIEF in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ALICE savagely defeated WATER MOCCASIN in a exciting 5 minute gory bout.
FINGER PUPPET was demolished by SKYLAS TAKARIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SIR BACKBREAKER vanquished ARTICULUM in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven contest.
NICODEMUS bested MARUKKA in a popular 3 minute bloody bout.
SIR MOUNT viciously subdued FEMME FATALE in a action packed 2 minute gory battle.
SIR DAR viciously subdued SUPERIOR SKULL in a action packed 3 minute gruesome duel.
THUNDER KING was handily defeated by MORIARTY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LAB SUPPORT savagely defeated THE PLEDGE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome duel.
ANGEL overpowered ROCKET MAN in a exciting 3 minute brutal mismatched competition.
MOLLY RINGWALD devastated STEPPING STONES in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
CHILI CON CARNAGE was overcome by ARNIE in a popular 6 minute gory fight.
IMMOLATION savagely defeated CHAMP in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal bout.
COLONEL COBALT handily defeated JALON in a action packed 1 minute uneven competition.
QUANDARY viciously subdued MR. HAPPY in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
BOOBFROG overpowered SIROCCO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
ASHE devastated JAANA in a action packed 3 minute gruesome uneven duel.
SEBASTIAN bested POLITICS in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
ASP was vanquished by UNBELIEVABLE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
CRYSTALSONG was viciously subdued by ALLUNDER THE GRATE in a 8 minute fray.
JETHRO was demolished by WHAT TEST? in a exciting 3 minute bloody mismatched conflict.
SHADOWCHYLDE beat STEVE BARD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
LUCIFER'S HAMMER was devastated by LANIAKEA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
AURORA BOREALIS was savagely defeated by CARNIVOROUS SLOTH in a 6 minute bout.
SEEKER HIDDEN SPARK vanquished BLACK SKULL in a exciting 3 minute one-sided brawl.
PHAGE was handily defeated by WALL PAPER HANGER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
EARLY TO WISE demolished SULPHUROUS LIZARD in a 2 minute one-sided match.
THE DRAGON overpowered LITTLE GUY in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
LI'L PEPPER overpowered HARD-ROCK GABRIEL in a exciting 2 minute one-sided brawl.
THE GREENER FENCE viciously subdued LITTLE JOHNIE in a popular 2 minute brutal melee.
MALICIOUS MOTH demolished WOODY NIGHTSHADE in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
LITTLE BROTHER was viciously subdued by MARTIN RIGGS in a popular 3 minute bout.
LORD HAVE MERCY was vanquished by GWAR in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DEATH was outwaited by GABRIEL in a exciting 13 minute brutal fray.
SIR JURY savagely defeated SIR REPTITIOUS in a exciting 3 minute gory struggle.
BLACK EYED SUSAN vanquished SCHUBERT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
HEMLOCK demolished NEXT OF KIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THE TENDERIZER overpowered LHASA APSO in a action packed 2 minute mismatched struggle.
KHY II was unbelievably bested by BOOLEUN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout.
JAMES MADISON was vanquished by PIT FIEND in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
GERMAN SHEPHERD was bested by BAD PENNY in a exciting 2 minute conflict.
SATURN savagely defeated HARRISON CROSS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal bout.
MYSTICA was viciously subdued by SPAZZOMUTILATOR in a action packed 2 minute fight.
MILLER KNIGHT savagely defeated PICASSO in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
HARLOT HARE was overpowered by EXCARBAY in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  75         AIMED BLOW        79 -  57 -   1     58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   32         TOTAL PARRY       72 -  56 -   3     56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 26         PARRY-LUNGE      148 - 117 -   7     56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     25         LUNGING ATTACK   351 - 309 -  13     53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      17         SLASHING ATTACK  117 - 127 -   0     48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    11         BASHING ATTACK    32 -  37 -   1     46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   11         PARRY-STRIKE      48 -  56 -   7     46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         WALL OF STEEL    131 - 159 -   4     45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  36 -   0     40  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     41 -  65 -   0     39  |

Turn 132 was great if you     not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        7 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK   12 - 14         3  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK    46 - 29     PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  7         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        10 -  7     PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  7         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE       13 - 12     WALL OF STEEL     11 - 21         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  7         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE        1) SLY 18-68                 196  67 12 WOLVERINES (99)
PARRY-STRIKE       3) SGT SLAUGHTER 7-541       216 105 10 DEATH MASTERS (18)
LUNGING ATTACK     4) VENGEANCE 9-2052          213  55 97 ANGELS OF PAIN (23)
WALL OF STEEL      5) TEETOTALER 38-326         230 105 74 MISCELLANEOUS II (62)
AIMED BLOW         6) FURIOUS IMPALER 37-762    145  46  3 FAMOUS BRANDS (177)
TOTAL PARRY       19) PATIENCE 1-2619            95  75  4 SUPERIOR FORCES (120)
PARRY-RIPOSTE     36) OEDI 8-1440               144  81  2 BRITERON BY (20)
SLASHING ATTACK   38) AGGIRF 26-1388            116 106  2 GRUNTS (325)
STRIKING ATTACK   42) THE COUATL 2-17           121  70  7 THE MERCENARIES (189)
BASHING ATTACK    95) SIR BACKBREAKER 7-1870    123  69  4 GOLDEN DAWN (213)

The overall popularity leader is SLY 18-68.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
DEATH 56-666.  The ten other most popular fighters were MAIMED 36-2213, LIAR 63-28, 
ALLUNDER THE GRATE 65-2151, STORMBRINGER 1-318, CHILI CON CARNAGE 7-2989, CRYSTALSONG 
4-1078, ALICE 33-2888, RAGE 48-906, CARNIVOROUS SLOTH 56-1073, and SLY 18-68.

The least popular fighter this week was LORD HAVE MERCY 66-2314.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SORE EYE ASIS 60-2308, WOODY NIGHTSHADE 53-4539, IMHULLU 
21-987, SPHYGMOMANOMETER 53-5903, TREE HUGGER 70-5786, TRINITY 53-5536, DAVE 65-2122, 
KATE 18-3126, HARLOT HARE 4-3893, and MYSTICA 19-544.

Arena(Number)        W  L K  Arena(Number)        W  L K  Arena(Number)        W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  2 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  1 0  CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            0  3 0  ARADI(60)            2  4 0  
JHELUM(4)            4  3 0  IAYE(30)             1  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  2 0  ARVAT(32)            2  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  5 0  
TRANSEL(6)           4  1 1  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  2  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            5  5 1  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        6  4 0  
ARKERS(8)            2  0 0  JHANS(36)            2  6 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  3 1  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         4  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           4  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  0 1  CIMMERIAC(69)        6  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            1  3 0  SENTERN(70)          6  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  2 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       0  3 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  3 0  

Arena(Number)        W  L K  Arena(Number)        W  L K  Arena(Number)        W  L K  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  CAER(48)             0  2 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)         16  9 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       2  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  2 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
SEAM(20)             1  2 0  KHALHUMS(53)         4  6 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  2 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           3  0 1  ROCANIS(56)          3  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  7) STORMBRINGER 1-318         177  86  0  THOSE WHO RULE (121)       MORDANT
 42) THE COUATL 2-17            121  70  7  THE MERCENARIES (189)      NIANIA
187) THE PLEDGE 3-2984           75  66  3  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (208)   OSKSI
 25) LAZAR WOLF 4-1169          121  87  1  TRIBAL COUNCIL (83)        JHELUM
109) SELLEQUE 5-456             124  87  3  BLACK BULLDOGS (13)        KALTOS
 14) HAMMER OF THE GODS 6-3311  113  63  7  DARK PANTHEON (164)        TRANSEL
  3) SGT SLAUGHTER 7-541        216 105 10  DEATH MASTERS (18)         BONSUR
 36) OEDI 8-1440                144  81  2  BRITERON BY (20)           ARKERS
  4) VENGEANCE 9-2052           213  55 97  ANGELS OF PAIN (23)        ZUKAL
 17) MIPHON 10-2706             117  65  1  LIQUID CARNAGE (216)       KOLACT
173) FANGS 11-3066               67  68  2  REPTILIAN REBELS (337)     ARUAK CITY
 34) GUMBY 12-2854               89  78  0  ZOOM ZONE (143)            RIZTAB
147) FEMME FATALE 13-2401        85  70  3  FLTOPS (275)               DULLENS
 77) KIRI 15-466                166 101  0  BLACK GIFT (218)           MALCORN
116) CUDDLY KOALA 16-555         75  55  0  HELPLESS ANIMALS (173)     WILLAF
  1) SLY 18-68                  196  67 12  WOLVERINES (99)            TALCAMA
192) SILVERFLASH 19-473         107  67  0  EXILED KNIGHTS (224)       ZUWAYZA
 13) GYPSY MOTH 20-704          155  82  4  BLACK MANSION (190)        SEAM
 48) RONIN 21-1569               83  58  1  WAYSIDE ELITE (263)        SUNSET
  2) DONATELLO 22-366           280  66 40  NINJA TURTLES (40)         SOLVEN
 46) SQORPION 25-602             92  69  0  LORDS OF RUIN (225)        LYRATILAN
 38) AGGIRF 26-1388             116 106  2  GRUNTS (325)               CALEAM
 62) BONNIE 29-2780              88  62  3  SUPERIOR FORCES (113)      LAPUR
115) PARK PLACE 30-2500          97  81  1  MONOPOLY (254)             IAYE
 21) TREBONIUS 32-604           174 100  7  ROMAN HEROES (53)          ARVAT
 10) CHESHIRE CAT 33-3036       135  57  3  ALICE'S RESTAURANT (156)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
199) NO FEAR 35-3069             58  24  1  THE BEARS (176)            MURSKA
 27) MAIMED 36-2213             116 102  4  THE HURT (103)             JHANS
  6) FURIOUS IMPALER 37-762     145  46  3  FAMOUS BRANDS (177)        SIBIKHAS
  5) TEETOTALER 38-326          230 105 74  MISCELLANEOUS II (62)      CLIFFHOME
 28) NEE 40-1549                148  73  2  TACO GODS (229)            ZENSU
156) GABRIEL 42-762             114  79  0  ARCHANGEL (289)            RODEKI
 16) DANGEROUS 43-842           143 136  4  ENGINES OF DOOM (95)       VEASTIAN
 11) HAWK 46-554                153 137  1  DEADLY SHADOWS (96)        ARDIVENT
 26) RAGE 48-906                153 127  9  THE BEARS (70)             CAER
208) SUPERIOR SKULL 51-1580      91  62  2  SUPERIOR FORCES (292)      TRICORUS
102) MOLLY RINGWALD 52-520      114  97  5  PRETTY THINGS (93)         FRATSFA
 39) DAPHNE 53-3095             143  88  1  POISONOUS DEMISE (235)     KHALHUMS
100) ASHE 55-168                106 103  3  KENCYRATH (157)            KHALANI
 40) ANGEL 56-612               132  92  0  PITT GLADIATORS (158)      ROCANIS
140) DISHES, YIPE! OH M 57-3745  51  17  1  D.Y.O. (258)               ANDOR
221) BLACK SKULL 58-5130         66  48  1  KHOTA (352)                DELARQ TOR
 24) FERNDOK 60-607             136  97 11  UNDERDOGS (75)             ARADI
160) THE DRAGON 62-2505          63  58  1  SAVAGE (302)               VALAMANTIS
 37) LIAR 63-28                 131  70  3  QUEENSPAWN (181)           AMEN-TEI
154) CHAMP 64-3195               89  82  4  MASTICATORS (151)          KURUKAR
 59) SEEKER PALE SILK 65-1582   114  74  1  SILENT STORM (159)         DAL SHANG
136) SEBASTIAN 66-1834           59  62  1  THE INQUISITION (152)      TARRGIR
106) BOOBFROG 68-7503            45  32  0  ALMOST (304)               FIREHOLD
 56) CRAZY HORSE 69-4523        120  60  1  DEADMAN'S HAND (242)       CIMMERIAC
 12) REX WALTERS 70-1592        119  55  3  JAYHAWKS (161)             SENTERN
 75) PANDA 71-550                76  66  0  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (245)   KYR'TERR
150) RJ REYNOLDS 74-2458         58  30  2  CORPS (327)                DAIYLA KIV
 79) SOME STROKE 75-1564         67  28  1  MAKING WAVES (313)         JADE MOUNTAIN
 67) COMPLETE CHECK 76-756       85 103  2  CREW MONIKER (119)         SIMTAKKA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
182) MARTIN RIGGS 77-2297        63  25  0  HEROES (328)               MAZGOURRAH
118) WHAT TEST? 78-779           92  75  1  BAD NEWS (186)             LIN TIRIAN
144) JALON 97-37                136  57  5  FIVE IN ONE (366)          SHADOW GROVE
122) ARNIE 98-368                91  52  6  ...ACTION! (314)           SYVYN'S HILL

 The following appeared in Zukal's (9) newsletter in Dec of 86 or 87.  I don't know

which since I don't have the newsletter any more.  It was sent in by Grodd Meathead 
of The Shadow Knights.  I hope you enjoy.

Oh, You better watch out
You might as well die
You ain't gonna win
I'm telling you why
Santa Grodd is coming to town

He's making a list
Checking it twice
He's going to find out
Who he's putting on ice
Santa Grodd is coming to town

He knows if your a basher
He knows your team name
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for your own sake

Oh you better watch out
You might as well die
You ain't gonna win
I'm telling you why
Santa Grodd is coming to town

Jeffrey D. Broemmel
jeff@broemmel.com