ADVANCED DUELMASTERS

Date   : 03/01/2001    Duedate: 03/14/2001

THE KAIKWOK GATEWAY

DM-108    TURN-137

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %
  1 ANGELS OF PAIN 9/23  117   25  99 82.4      INCARNATIONS 56/180                   
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 13/339                      FIVE IN ONE 97/366                    
  2 DARK SIDE 43/115     149   59   2 71.6   16 ALMOST 68/304        397  330   7 54.6
    DEATH STUDS IV 60/239                       DARK GUARDIANS 1/8                    
    TACO GODS 40/229                            THE GUARDIANS 19/35                   
  3 HOT RODS 1/205       385  175  25 68.8      SPECIAL EFFECTS 69/307                
    WOLVERINES 18/99                            MEN IN TIGHTS 68/305                  
    THE MERCENARIES 2/189                       MYTH AND MIGHT 2/10                   
    BLACK GIFT 15/218                           THE RED REAVERS 28/47                 
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/34                     17 SATAN'S DELI 7/214    63   55   0 53.4
    BLACK BULLDOGS 5/13                         STREET PIZZA 18/221                   
    BUBBA LOVES CHESS 38/199                 18 DOC LEGRAND'S 20/37  242  226   8 51.7
    BLACK ODYSSEY 42/349                     19 JAYHAWKS 70/161      514  484   5 51.5
    THE BLACK ELITE 69/308                      QUEENSPAWN 63/181                     
  4 ODD SQUAD 2/268      493  225   7 68.7      PITT GLADIATORS 56/158                
    BLADE RYCHE 69/241                          SILENT STORM 65/159                   
    ADDAMS FAMILY 36/57                         ALICE'S RESTAURANT 33/156             
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/100                    WAY COOL PEOPLE 70/160                
    DEADMAN'S HAND 69/242                       KAT'S PAW 70/244                      
    DARK PANTHEON 6/164                         KENCYRATH 55/157                      
    AGE OF EMPIRE 21/340                        ARCHANGEL 42/289                      
    WOLFBROTHERS 37/228                         MYTH HERD 9/155                       
  5 ROMAN HEROES 32/53   336  190  60 63.9      OFF THE WALL 66/355                   
    MISCELLANEOUS II 38/62                      VAMPYRES 70/310                       
    LEGEND OF ROME 9/215                        BLUE HALO 70/361                      
  6 SUMMER CAMP 70/362    51   29   0 63.8   20 QUBIT 53/236          82   80   1 50.6
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/208                    JOKA MASHER 60/299                    
    THE BAD BUNNIES 4/209                       SIR AGLIO 10/274                      
    REPTILIAN REBELS 11/337                     VERMIN! 69/306                        
  7 WOLVERINES 2/267      50   30   0 62.5      TAIL BANDITS 42/347                   
    SKULL SQUADRON 56/294                    21 THOSE WHO RUL 1/121   47   50   0 48.5
    LEGION OF DEATH 62/301                   22 ZOOM ZONE 12/143      51   55   0 48.1
  8 THIRSTY THUG 10/336    5    3   0 62.5      PARTY TIME 6/212                      
  9 THE INANIMATE 38/63   31   20   0 60.8   23 UNDERDOGS 60/75      233  252  13 48.0
 10 SANCTUARY 2/86       209  136   4 60.6   24 SHEPHERDS 18/330      79   86   8 47.9
    TALCAMA MANIA 18/279                        FROG PRINCES 18/33                    
    WHAT'S UP DOC 6/210                      25 CORPS 74/327         464  526   7 46.9
    MONOPOLY 30/254                             THE BEARS 7/172                       
    STOP MAKING SCENTS 69/255                   THE BEARS 48/70                       
 11 SAVAGE 62/302        196  129   0 60.3      THE HURT 36/103                       
    LIQUID CARNAGE 10/216                       THE BEARS 35/176                      
    GOLDEN DAWN 7/213                           THE BEARS 43/67                       
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/83                         FAMOUS BRANDS 37/177                  
    SHINING PATH 6/211                          HEROES 77/328                         
    HERMETICS 18/223                            THE BEARS 69/198                      
 12 DEATH MASTERS 7/18   384  265  55 59.2      THE BEARS 62/265                      
    NINJA TURTLES 22/40                      26 SUPERIOR FORC 1/120  166  192   9 46.4
    INFERNAL LEGION 9/22                        SUPERIOR FORCES 40/251                
 13 D.Y.O. 57/258        110   76   2 59.1      SUPERIOR FORCES 29/113                
    HELL'S ZEROES 53/256                     27 HELPLESS ANI 16/173   22   26   0 45.8
    4 LETTER BANDS 18/316                    28 BRITERON BY 8/20     171  203   4 45.7
 14 DEADLY SHADOW 46/96  207  165   9 55.6      PRETTY THINGS 52/93                   
    ENGINES OF DOOM 43/95                    29 ENDS WITH IR 70/243   28   34   0 45.2
 15 ...ACTION! 98/314     26   21   0 55.3      POINTLESS VENTURE 70/309              

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %
    POINTLESS VENTURE 2/315                     BACK BREAKERS 1/321                   
 30 GRUNTS 21/195         49   61   0 44.5   40 MINISTRY 53/237       23   64   0 26.4
    THE WILLBURYS 5 5/329                       SAUSAGE DOGS 42/332                   
    GRUNTS 20/194                               THE INQUISITION 66/152                
    WAYSIDE ELITE 21/263                        THIGH MASTERS 18/222                  
 31 ELEMENTAL FO 52/234  114  152   1 42.9   41 JUBS 7/142           330  973   4 25.3
    EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/245                   LIFESHARDPLAYSHORT 65/166             
    POISONOUS DEMISE 53/235                     NIGHTLIGHTS 75/154                    
    DOG DAY AFTERNOON 30/226                    GENERAL MAYHEM 65/169                 
 32 SACRED VOW 25/174     21   28   1 42.9      MOLES 63/118                          
 33 SILENT RHYTHM 6/141   41   56   1 42.3      DARBS 77/137                          
    MEADOW BRIDGE 69/197                        BAD NEWS 78/186                       
    NETHER WARRIORS 36/139                      CREW MONIKER 76/119                   
 34 HUI NALU 33/188       40   58   0 40.8      HER CATS 65/167                       
    FLORIDA SURF 36/286                         BETTER OFF DEAD 65/168                
    MAKING WAVES 75/313                         MASTICATORS 64/151                    
 35 JAZZMATAZZ 17/372      6   10   0 37.5      DISTANCE OR SPEED? 56/351             
    FRIDGE OF DOOM 58/375                       HER CATS 36/320                       
 36 MAURAUDERS 4/269      44   76   0 36.7      THE PRESIDENTS 32/344                 
    LORDS OF RUIN 25/225                     42 EASTERN HORD 36/284    4   12   0 25.0
    EXILED KNIGHTS 19/224                    43 TECHNOLOGY 5/334       4   12   0 25.0
 37 MEPHISTO'S WA 9/272   13   24   0 35.1      UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/335                  
 38 FLTOPS 13/275         16   31   0 34.0   44 KHOTA 58/352           2    6   0 25.0
    PLANT ATTACK 69/240                      45 THE DYING EA 18/331    0    9   0  0.0
 39 BRAT PAK 2 69/322      9   19   0 32.1   46-THE ALLIANCE 56/350    1    0   0  100

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                        Reflections by the The Gate Commander

Hello Gateway!  Turn 4 of my reign was not as exciting as past battles with Sly.  I 
think he had an off day or something.  Anyway, time is short today so no full blown 
descriptions of the fight will be made.  This turn my TV goes to my good friend Lazar 
Wolf as a reward for his victory of Teetotaler.  That and Lazar Wolf asked me if I 
would do him the favor.  Good luck to the Wolf!

                                          Tarad, Legion6

                            RAMBLINGS FROM WITHIN THE KEEP

     Hello, Gateway gladiators.  It's I, Oscar, here to report on this round in the 
Kaikwok Gateway.
     True to his word, Tarad challenged Lazar Wolf.  Lazar Wolf wasn't quite up to the 
challenge, and Tarad stays up on top for another round.  Congratulations, Tarad!
     Four of our finest travelled into the wilds to slay the monsters this month:  
Vengeance, Teetotaler, Hammer of the Gods, and Goldilocks.  They weren't as fortunate 
as in past ventures, however.  Only Vengeance and Teetotaler returned to the keep on 
their own two feet, after slaying a ythrr and a jaguar warrior respectively.  They 
returned with the bodies of their comrades.  Hammer of the Gods was slain by a being 
of lights, and Goldilocks met her fate to a jaguard.  
     What?  Since when is Neon that frightening?  Mad Scientists was the most avoided 
team, and Roman Heroes was doing the most avoiding.  
     Booleun (#100) of Mephisto's Waltz was the most challenged warrior this time.  
She fought Miriya (#103) of Legion of Death and lost to Miriya. 
     The top mover was Me Tarzan You Scrag (#228) of Sausage Dogs, who rose 125! in 
the rankings after his victory over Marukka (#104).  Very impressive!  Other movers 
and shakers were:  Dr. Doolittle (#109) lost to Miller Knight (#177).  German Shepherd 
(#138) lost to Chris Dodd (#187).  Femme Fatale (#129) lost to Sirocco (#165).  
Sebastian (#180) was bested by Woody Nightshade (#197).  Lord Have Mercy (#227) 
devastate Lhasa Apso (#181).  Champ (#215) chomped Silverflash (#164).  Black Eyed 
Susan (#223) demolished Pit Fiend (#207).  Silvermoon (#178) lost to Valtag Vindictus 
(#204).  Steve Bard (#176) lost to The Pledge (#190).  Tail Bandit (#226) bested Janna 
(#202).  Aurora Borealis (#162) was beaten by No Fear (#195).  Thumper (#185) lost to 
Khy II (#234).  Tree Hugger (#159) was bested by Renegade Drow (#238).  Sgt Slaughter 
(#16) lost to Sqorpion (#42).  Zalbar (#57) defeated Cunning Fox (#36).  Jacque Vaughn 
(#44) lost to Ashnak (#72).  Sir Backbreaker (#49) lost to Leonardo (#68).  Shewish 
Pickle (#54) lost to Smelly Socks Lite (#79).  Inflatable Doll (#42) lost to Twitch 
(#69).  Nicodemus (#84) lost to Cuddly Koala (#116).  Finally, Chili Con Carnage 
(#134) vanquished Boobfrog (#107). 
     In the top eleven, Ferndok (#9) slimly lost to Maimed (#6).  Psycho Scientist 
(#20) challenged up to Dangerous (#7) and reentered the top eleven with his victory 
over Dangerous.  Cheshire Cat (#11) devastated Donatello (#2).  Furious Impaler (#5) 
devastated Kender (#13).  Executioner (#10) drew an NPC and Nameless Took (#8) missed 
the round.  We've already heard about Tarad's (#1) victory over Lazar Wolf (#4) for 
the Captain's seat, and Vengeance's (#3) adventure in the wilds. 
     In the Forever War, Selleque (#110) challenged and viciously subdued Saladin 
(#143).  Oxygen Thief (#155) defeated Mother Holle (#233).  The Black Knight (#71) TV 
challenged and bested Dominion (#78).  That's two for Neon, one for Doc.  
     We had two more deaths this round.  Hard-Rock Gabriel (#189) was slaughtered by 
Forgemaster (#131), and Schubert (#192) was killed by Thunder King (#156).  It's 
surprising to have two warriors die in arena fights in the same turn.  Both were 
random matchups, too.  
     Parry-strikes went 7-3 this turn.  What's up with that?
     The Dark One holds the #1 spot, with an amazing 82.4% team ranking.  Excellent!  
Sentinel follows with an impressive 71.6%, then Neon with 68.8%, then Doc Steele on 
his heels at 68.7% (the upset didn't last long, did it?), and finally, Caesar back in 
the top 5 with 63.9%.  Very nice, all of you.
     Well, that's all I have for this time.  Until next time, I remain,

                                          Oscar

CAPTAIN OF THE GATE               W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  1) TARAD 18-181               177  94  8  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA

THE GATE COMMANDERS               W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  2) VENGEANCE 9-2052           218  55 %102  ANGELS OF PAIN (23)        ZUKAL
  3) CHESHIRE CAT 33-3036       139  58  3  ALICE'S RESTAURANT (156)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
  4) LAZAR WOLF 4-1169          124  89  1  TRIBAL COUNCIL (83)        JHELUM
  5) FURIOUS IMPALER 37-762     150  46  3  FAMOUS BRANDS (177)        SIBIKHAS
  6) MAIMED 36-2213             121 102  4  THE HURT (103)             JHANS
  7) PSYCHO SCIENTIST 18-697    186 107 16  MAD SCIENTISTS (34)        TALCAMA
  8)-NAMELESS TOOK 1-3195       142  53  4  DARK GUARDIANS (8)         MORDANT
  9) FERNDOK 60-607             140  98 11  UNDERDOGS (75)             ARADI
 10) EXECUTIONER 43-1035        169 103  7  ENGINES OF DOOM (95)       VEASTIAN
 11) DONATELLO 22-366           282  69 42  NINJA TURTLES (40)         SOLVEN

LIEUTENANTS OF THE GATE           W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 12)-SLY 18-68                  196  71 12  WOLVERINES (99)            TALCAMA
 13) KENDER 70-1574             113  83  1  WAY COOL PEOPLE (160)      SENTERN
 14) HAWK 46-554                155 140  1  DEADLY SHADOWS (96)        ARDIVENT
 15) SQORPION 25-602             94  72  0  LORDS OF RUIN (225)        LYRATILAN
 16) TEETOTALER 38-326          234 106 75  MISCELLANEOUS II (62)      CLIFFHOME
 17) AFTERAFTERBIRTH 18-813     164 111  2  STREET PIZZA (221)         TALCAMA
 18) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172         103  70  2  THE BEARS (172)            BONSUR
 19) SABRE TOOTH 28-1193        128  75  2  THE RED REAVERS (47)       MORYA
 20) DANGEROUS 43-842           147 137  4  ENGINES OF DOOM (95)       VEASTIAN
 21) FATHER TOM 70-1564         119  80  4  WAY COOL PEOPLE (160)      SENTERN
 22) STORMBRINGER 1-318         179  89  0  THOSE WHO RULE (121)       MORDANT
 23) SEEKER HIDDEN SPAR 65-1559 115  70  1  SILENT STORM (159)         DAL SHANG
 24) REX WALTERS 70-1592        122  57  3  JAYHAWKS (161)             SENTERN
 25) TREBONIUS 32-604           176 103  7  ROMAN HEROES (53)          ARVAT
 26) PATIENCE 1-2619             99  76  4  SUPERIOR FORCES (120)      MORDANT
 27) NEE 40-1549                150  75  3  TACO GODS (229)            ZENSU
 28) DARIUS 32-688              176 114  3  ROMAN HEROES (53)          ARVAT

LIEUTENANTS OF THE GATE           W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 29) LIAR 63-28                 134  72  3  QUEENSPAWN (181)           AMEN-TEI
 30)-THE COUATL 2-17            124  71  7  THE MERCENARIES (189)      NIANIA
 31) SEEKER PALE SILK 65-1582   117  76  1  SILENT STORM (159)         DAL SHANG

DEFENDERS OF THE KEEP             W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 32) MIPHON 10-2706             119  68  1  LIQUID CARNAGE (216)       KOLACT
 33) HAMMER OF THE GODS 6-3311  114  66  7  DARK PANTHEON (164)        TRANSEL
 34) CRAZY HORSE 69-4523        124  60  1  DEADMAN'S HAND (242)       CIMMERIAC
 35) SCAR 25-2752                69  58  2  SACRED VOW (174)           LYRATILAN
 36) ZALBAR 2-2288              150 103  3  SANCTUARY (86)             NIANIA
 37) GOLDILOCKS 18-470          142 132  9  FROG PRINCES (33)          TALCAMA
 38) JALON 97-37                140  58  5  FIVE IN ONE (366)          SHADOW GROVE
 39) DOTH DRAGONMERE 36-1257     77  44  3  NETHER WARRIORS (139)      JHANS
 40) ASHE 55-168                110 104  3  KENCYRATH (157)            KHALANI
 41) OEDI 8-1440                147  83  2  BRITERON BY (20)           ARKERS
 42) MYSTIC 43-2387             132  56  4  DARK SIDE (115)            VEASTIAN
 43) SGT SLAUGHTER 7-541        218 108 12  DEATH MASTERS (18)         BONSUR
 44) TWITCH 40-1733             134  70  0  TACO GODS (229)            ZENSU
 45) COMPLETE CHECK 76-756       88 105  2  CREW MONIKER (119)         SIMTAKKA
 46) ASHNAK 20-701              144  89  2  GRUNTS (194)               SEAM
 47) BLACKTHORN 56-839          103  97  3  PITT GLADIATORS (158)      ROCANIS
 48) MOLLY RINGWALD 52-520      119  97  5  PRETTY THINGS (93)         FRATSFA
 49) MA BEAR 48-2205             86  67  0  THE BEARS (70)             CAER
 50) LEONARDO 22-205            239 116  7  NINJA TURTLES (40)         SOLVEN
 51) RAGE 48-906                154 131  9  THE BEARS (70)             CAER
 52) KATE 18-3126                74  48  1  THIGH MASTERS (222)        TALCAMA
 53) NECRON-99 7-565            220 103  2  DEATH MASTERS (18)         BONSUR
 54) MJOLNIR 18-4732            103  36  2  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
 55) SMELLY SOCKS LITE 53-4502  111  80  1  HELL'S ZEROES (256)        KHALHUMS
 56) THANATOS 9-1069            180 144  0  INFERNAL LEGION (22)       ZUKAL
 57) GUMBY 12-2854               92  80  0  ZOOM ZONE (143)            RIZTAB
 58) CUNNING FOX 4-3906          88  36  0  TRIBAL COUNCIL (83)        JHELUM
 59) KAHANAMOKU 33-608          117  94  4  HUI NALU (188)             NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 60)-DOOMED 36-1547             110  84  5  THE HURT (103)             JHANS
 61) THANATOS LXXI 60-1822      136  59  0  DEATH STUDS IV (239)       ARADI

GUARDIANS OF THE WALL             W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 62) JACK RABBIT 4-2713          92  73  1  THE BAD BUNNIES (209)      JHELUM
 63) IMHULLU 21-987             113 115  4  GRUNTS (195)               SUNSET
 64) GLENCOE 6-4341              80  35  1  PARTY TIME (212)           TRANSEL
 65) ALICE 33-2888              113  87  2  ALICE'S RESTAURANT (156)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 66) SKYLAS TAKARIN 18-3114     128  78  0  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
 67) DARK PROPHET 18-4730       100  32  6  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
 68) DAPHNE 53-3095             146  90  1  POISONOUS DEMISE (235)     KHALHUMS
 69) SIR BACKBREAKER 7-1870     125  72  4  GOLDEN DAWN (213)          BONSUR
 70) INFLATIBLE DOLL 38-682      97  72  0  THE INANIMATES (63)        CLIFFHOME
 71) THING 36-97                101  68  0  ADDAMS FAMILY (57)         JHANS
 72) THE BLACK KNIGHT 38-1795   116  81  1  BUBBA LOVES CHESS (199)    CLIFFHOME
 73) JACQUE VAUGN 70-2335        96  74  6  JAYHAWKS (161)             SENTERN
 74) SOME STROKE 75-1564         71  29  1  MAKING WAVES (313)         JADE MOUNTAIN
 75)-POPPABEAR 69-649            75  41  0  THE BEARS (198)            CIMMERIAC
 76) BONNIE 29-2780              90  65  3  SUPERIOR FORCES (113)      LAPUR
 77) BARON COCKROACH 20-703     132 119  2  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (37)     SEAM
 78)-THE INTRUDER 1-3546         83  65  0  HOT RODS (205)             MORDANT
 79) DOMINION 18-5662            78  15  2  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
 80) SHEWISH PICKLE 7-2434      131  85  2  SATAN'S DELI (214)         BONSUR
 81) ROGUE 56-1438               41  25  3  SKULL SQUADRON (294)       ROCANIS
 82) PLUNDER 69-4132            132  64  2  BLADE RYCHE (241)          CIMMERIAC
 83) TOE JAM 1-3433              62  63  2  SUPERIOR FORCES (120)      MORDANT
 84) CUDDLY KOALA 16-555         78  57  0  HELPLESS ANIMALS (173)     WILLAF
 85) RONIN 21-1569               83  63  1  WAYSIDE ELITE (263)        SUNSET
 86) THELONIOUS PUNK 17-2628     85  80  0  JAZZMATAZZ (372)           ALJAFIR
 87)-KIRI 15-466                169 102  0  BLACK GIFT (218)           MALCORN

GUARDIANS OF THE WALL             W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 88)-SIR MOUNT 10-2951           82  75  2  SIR AGLIO (274)            KOLACT
 89) STICKY HANDKERCHIE 18-3244  94  89  5  STREET PIZZA (221)         TALCAMA
 90) PANDA 71-550                77  70  0  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (245)   KYR'TERR
 91) ELLEGON 19-1723            110  72  2  THE GUARDIANS (35)         ZUWAYZA
 92) FINGER PUPPET 36-1774       56  67  1  EASTERN HORDE (284)        JHANS
 93) MALADOR 6-3075             120  73  1  SHINING PATH (211)         TRANSEL
 94) LEGACY 18-5620              71  25  9  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
 95) ANGEL 56-612               136  93  0  PITT GLADIATORS (158)      ROCANIS
 96) T'SAIN 18-993               46  49  2  THE DYING EARTH (331)      TALCAMA
 97) LIVIUS 32-880              129  78  5  ROMAN HEROES (53)          ARVAT
 98) JUANITA 63-1482             67 112  2  MOLES (118)                AMEN-TEI
 99) MIRIYA 62-1126              56  24  2  LEGION OF DEATH (301)      VALAMANTIS
100)-MAMMA 43-1602              107 105  1  THE BEARS (67)             VEASTIAN
101) SNOG 18-5442                70  28  4  4 LETTER BANDS (316)       TALCAMA

PROTECTORS OF THE WALL            W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
102) BOOLEUN 9-3363             103  61  0  MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (272)     ZUKAL
103) ME TARZAN YOU SCRA 42-3078  43  47  2  SAUSAGE DOGS (332)         RODEKI
104) CHANGELING 19-2164          79  84  2  THE GUARDIANS (35)         ZUWAYZA
105) IMMOLATION 69-4135         131  61  1  BLADE RYCHE (241)          CIMMERIAC
106) CHILI CON CARNAGE 7-2989    96  88  2  SATAN'S DELI (214)         BONSUR
107) SPARTACUS 9-3300            90  74  2  LEGEND OF ROME (215)       ZUKAL
108) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610       54  35  2  THIRSTY THUGS (336)        KOLACT
109) SELLEQUE 5-456             128  88  3  BLACK BULLDOGS (13)        KALTOS
110) RJ REYNOLDS 74-2458         61  32  3  CORPS (327)                DAIYLA KIV
111) ANGEL 70-1387              126  75  2  KAT'S PAW (244)            SENTERN
112) SHADOW KNIGHT 18-3309      141  65  3  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
113) SLYE 18-4722                91  44  3  TALCAMA MANIA (279)        TALCAMA
114) EXCARBAY 4-968              71  84  5  MAURAUDERS (269)           JHELUM
115) NICODEMUS 8-1729           120  93  3  BRITERON BY (20)           ARKERS
116) SEBASTIAN INLET 36-3431     58  52  0  FLORIDA SURF (286)         JHANS
117) MIRON 70-1927               88  60  0  ENDS WITH IRON (243)       SENTERN
118) CORG 2-1640                 72  39  1  WOLVERINES (267)           NIANIA
119) SUMMONED MONSTER 29-2992    95  60  0  SUPERIOR FORCES (113)      LAPUR
120) COLONEL COBALT 18-1307      94  68  2  MAD SCIENTISTS (34)        TALCAMA
121)-FEARED 62-2314              55  26  1  THE BEARS (265)            VALAMANTIS
122) OGRE LYNEN 1-3870           99 119  4  BACK BREAKERS (321)        MORDANT
123) SIR DAR 10-2608            105  65  2  SIR AGLIO (274)            KOLACT
124) DISHES, YIPE! OH M 57-3745  56  17  1  D.Y.O. (258)               ANDOR
125) LORD OF ILLUSION 69-7429    46  32  1  SPECIAL EFFECTS (307)      CIMMERIAC
126) KOJI SHIKERU 40-2619        75  53  0  SUPERIOR FORCES (251)      ZENSU
127) TIM HOCHBERG 63-1802        58  74  0  MOLES (118)                AMEN-TEI
128) SIROCCO 52-1789             68  59  0  ELEMENTAL FORCE (234)      FRATSFA
129) LAB SUPPORT 7-3359          75  89  3  JUBS (142)                 BONSUR
130) FORGEMASTER 6-1731          73  65  4  SILENT RHYTHM (141)        TRANSEL
131) WATER MOCCASIN 53-3265     102 103  1  POISONOUS DEMISE (235)     KHALHUMS
132) COBALT 60 18-5397           65  43  3  TALCAMA MANIA (279)        TALCAMA
133) BOOBFROG 68-7503            47  35  0  ALMOST (304)               FIREHOLD
134) SATURN 75-800               89  97  3  NIGHTLIGHTS (154)          JADE MOUNTAIN
135) CIRON 70-351                81  53  2  ENDS WITH IRON (243)       SENTERN
136) CRAZY-BABY 69-6735          59  27  1  BRAT PAK 2 (322)           CIMMERIAC
137) CHRIS DODD 77-31            84 109  3  DARBS (137)                MAZGOURRAH
138) TWO DEER 37-3106            70  78  1  WOLFBROTHERS (228)         SIBIKHAS
139) LANIAKEA 75-1396            62  41  1  MAKING WAVES (313)         JADE MOUNTAIN
140) MANDRAKE 53-3845           127  78  1  POISONOUS DEMISE (235)     KHALHUMS
141) SALADIN 18-183             157  81  3  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
142) PARK PLACE 30-2500          99  84  1  MONOPOLY (254)             IAYE
143) HARRISON CROSS 18-4906      55  61  0  HERMETICS (223)            TALCAMA
144) DAVE 65-2122                75  93  2  HER CATS (167)             DAL SHANG
145) HALSTON 69-6091             79  75  2  STOP MAKING SCENTS (255)   CIMMERIAC
146)-LI'L PEPPER 60-2245         78  71  1  JOKA MASHER (299)          ARADI
147) MR. HAPPY 36-2023           59  59  0  THE HURT (103)             JHANS
148) WARLOCK 2-3744              63  45  2  MYTH AND MIGHT (10)        NIANIA

PROTECTORS OF THE WALL            W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
149) DREAM DATE LOG 70-2266      84  50  0  POINTLESS VENTURE (309)    SENTERN
150) LUCIFER'S HAMMER 75-639     94 108  5  NIGHTLIGHTS (154)          JADE MOUNTAIN
151) HELACIOUS HIPPO 13-2774    163  69  4  SATAN'S KINGDOM (339)      DULLENS

GHEA GUARDIANS                    W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
152) OXYGEN THIEF 2-3726         82  57  2  ODD SQUAD (268)            NIANIA
153) THUNDER KING 9-2322         98 109  5  MYTH HERD (155)            ZUKAL
154) THE DRAGON 62-2505          67  59  1  SAVAGE (302)               VALAMANTIS
155) DEATH 56-666                87  83  2  INCARNATIONS (180)         ROCANIS
156) RENEGADE DROW 56-159        80  59  4  SKULL SQUADRON (294)       ROCANIS
157) GABRIEL 42-762             117  81  1  ARCHANGEL (289)            RODEKI
158) NO FEAR 35-3069             60  27  1  THE BEARS (176)            MURSKA
159) CARNIVOROUS SLOTH 56-1073   92  33  2  PITT GLADIATORS (158)      ROCANIS
160) CHAMP 64-3195               90  86  4  MASTICATORS (151)          KURUKAR
161) FEMME FATALE 13-2401        86  73  3  FLTOPS (275)               DULLENS
162) RYU 56-1402                 64  27  2  SKULL SQUADRON (294)       ROCANIS
163) MALICIOUS MOTH 56-1204     107  81  3  PITT GLADIATORS (158)      ROCANIS
164) THE GREENER FENCE 65-1955   86  75  3  LIFESHARDPLAYSHORT (166)   DAL SHANG
165) ARNIE 98-368                93  55  6  ...ACTION! (314)           SYVYN'S HILL
166) IMA GOD 2-3236              80  67  0  POINTLESS VENTURE (315)    NIANIA
167) FANGS 11-3066               69  68  2  REPTILIAN REBELS (337)     ARUAK CITY
168) GWAR 18-5466                69  34  2  4 LETTER BANDS (316)       TALCAMA
169) MORIARTY 68-8199            52  26  1  MEN IN TIGHTS (305)        FIREHOLD
170) THE PLEDGE 3-2984           77  66  3  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (208)   OSKSI
171) DR. DOOLITTLE 6-2804       115  77  2  WHAT'S UP DOC (210)        TRANSEL
172) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885   55  35  1  ALMOST (304)               FIREHOLD
173) VALTAG VINDICTUS 21-4153    32  11  2  AGE OF EMPIRE (340)        SUNSET
174) MYSTICA 19-544             100  73  0  EXILED KNIGHTS (224)       ZUWAYZA
175) WOODY NIGHTSHADE 53-4539    85  90  1  POISONOUS DEMISE (235)     KHALHUMS
176) LORD HAVE MERCY 66-2314    105  67  6  OFF THE WALL (355)         TARRGIR
177) BLACK SKULL 58-5130         68  51  1  KHOTA (352)                DELARQ TOR
178) WHAT TEST? 78-779           92  80  1  BAD NEWS (186)             LIN TIRIAN
179) LORD LIGHTSPEED 18-1308     55  58  2  SHEPHERDS (330)            TALCAMA
180) KHY II 70-3305              77  76  3  VAMPYRES (310)             SENTERN
181) CRYSTALSONG 4-1078          78  71  3  MAURAUDERS (269)           JHELUM
182) GERMAN SHEPHERD 30-2605     83  85  1  DOG DAY AFTERNOON (226)    IAYE
183) SIR REPTITIOUS 10-2917      81  88  2  SIR AGLIO (274)            KOLACT
184) HARD-ROCK GABRIEL 70-1628  113  95  4  BLUE HALO (361)            SENTERN
185) STEVE BARD 63-1722          87  62  1  MOLES (118)                AMEN-TEI
186) MARTIN RIGGS 77-2297        64  29  0  HEROES (328)               MAZGOURRAH
187) SCHUBERT 9-2901             60  64  0  MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (272)     ZUKAL
188) ASP 56-2485                 63  71  0  DISTANCE OR SPEED? (351)   ROCANIS
189) PICASSO 7-1534              54  59  3  UNDEAD ARTISTS (335)       BONSUR
190) AURORA BOREALIS 75-710     101  97  0  NIGHTLIGHTS (154)          JADE MOUNTAIN
191) UR VILE 56-160              56  47  3  SKULL SQUADRON (294)       ROCANIS
192) SEBASTIAN 66-1834           59  67  1  THE INQUISITION (152)      TARRGIR
193) HEMLOCK 53-1655             85  65  1  POISONOUS DEMISE (235)     KHALHUMS
194)-JACOBY 56-1099              84  60  4  THE ALLIANCE (350)         ROCANIS
195) UMBRA 36-2550              106 100  4  HER CATS (320)             JHANS
196) TAIL BANDIT 42-2097         50  14  2  TAIL BANDITS (347)         RODEKI
197)-GNARLY GNAT 69-5474         65  57  0  VERMIN! (306)              CIMMERIAC
198) SILVERMOON 69-1768          59  56  1  MEADOW BRIDGE (197)        CIMMERIAC
199) YOGURT ELEMENTAL 58-5580    59  29  0  FRIDGE OF DOOM (375)       DELARQ TOR
200) BLACK EYED SUSAN 69-901     70  78  6  PLANT ATTACK (240)         CIMMERIAC
201) FRAANCH 65-2139             80  99  4  BETTER OFF DEAD (168)      DAL SHANG
202)-IRONTHORN 18-5562           68  27  2  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
203) TIM 18-2872                 50  58  1  SHEPHERDS (330)            TALCAMA
204) LITTLE BROTHER 65-2446      75  79  2  BETTER OFF DEAD (168)      DAL SHANG
205) SPHYGMOMANOMETER 53-5903    73  45  0  HELL'S ZEROES (256)        KHALHUMS
206) QUANDARY 53-4767            69  78  3  QUBIT (236)                KHALHUMS
207)-SORE EYE ASIS 60-2308       87  81  1  JOKA MASHER (299)          ARADI
208) SILVERFLASH 19-473         109  70  0  EXILED KNIGHTS (224)       ZUWAYZA
209) ALLUNDER THE GRATE 65-2151  86  95  2  GENERAL MAYHEM (169)       DAL SHANG

GHEA GUARDIANS                    W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
210) JAMES MADISON 32-2777       77  92  2  THE PRESIDENTS (344)       ARVAT
211) CALTECH 7-3361              83  87  2  JUBS (142)                 BONSUR
212) TRINITY 53-5536             21  21  0  MINISTRY (237)             KHALHUMS
213) TENTACLES 65-2134           85  71  2  BETTER OFF DEAD (168)      DAL SHANG
214) PRANCER 36-2552             92 114  0  HER CATS (320)             JHANS
215) HARLOT HARE 4-3893          49  61  1  THE BAD BUNNIES (209)      JHELUM
216) PIT FIEND 6-4206            68  40  6  DARK PANTHEON (164)        TRANSEL
217) TOM THUMB 18-815            88  49  3  FROG PRINCES (33)          TALCAMA
218) JAANA 40-2046               96  66  2  SUPERIOR FORCES (251)      ZENSU
219) LHASA APSO 30-2673          71  64  0  DOG DAY AFTERNOON (226)    IAYE
220) MARUKKA 5-2077              51  71  3  THE WILLBURYS 5 (329)      KALTOS
221) PHAGE 64-3445               80  68  1  MASTICATORS (151)          KURUKAR
222) JENNIFER BARTES 63-1881     67  46  4  MOLES (118)                AMEN-TEI
223) LOVITIA 42-3014             53  73  2  BLACK ODYSSEY (349)        RODEKI
224) ROCKET MAN 5-2812           46  55  3  TECHNOLOGY (334)           KALTOS
225) MOTHER HOLLE 69-8005        31  58  2  THE BLACK ELITE (308)      CIMMERIAC
226) THUMPER 4-3989              41  61  1  THE BAD BUNNIES (209)      JHELUM
227) PARAGON 17-3995             61  30  4  JAZZMATAZZ (372)           ALJAFIR
228) TREE HUGGER 70-5786         43  56  2  SUMMER CAMP (362)          SENTERN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
HARD-ROCK GABRIEL 70-1628 113  95  4 BLUE HALO 361          FORGEMASTER 6-1731     137
THE YTHRR 108-55            0   1  0 DARK ARENA 0           VENGEANCE 9-2052       137
JAGUAR WARRIOR 108-57       0   1  0 DARK ARENA 0           TEETOTALER 38-326      137
HAMMER OF THE GODS 6-3311 114  66  7 DARK PANTHEON 164      BEING OF LIGHTS 108-56 137
GOLDILOCKS 18-470         142 132  9 FROG PRINCES 33        THE JAGUARD 108-36     137
SCHUBERT 9-2901            60  64  0 MEPHISTO'S WALTZ 272   THUNDER KING 9-2322    137

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Tarad -- Thanks for the accounting of the Donatello fight.  I found it entertaining 
reading as you presented it. -- The Sentinel

Mjolnir -- Sorry for my absence last turn.  I don't know what happened. Perhaps the 
entrance fees that were returned by the USPS gate tender had something to do with it.  
Somehow you went missing as well, so nothing is lost.  We should be on for this turn. 
-- Thanatos 

All -- At last I resurface from the Face-to-Face!  I couldn't even look at a  
newsletter on-line for the first week after the event and it was another week before I 
went over my fights...  ahhhh, an overdose like that every now and then is good for 
the soul!  Dr. Pug, Terrablood, The Upright Man (I'll never forget your name again!), 
Doc Steele, Papa Bear, of course the Neon Necromancer and all the others I met, 
talked, and crossed strategies with, fantastic gaming and BS'ing with you all!  There 
was a magic at this F2F that I didn't experience the last time I came out of 
retirement but this tourney was as good as any from my glory days.  I fought well and 
played hard.  I made my usual pitch to make the short spear the best weapon in the 
game and I found a new lost cause to champion and preach from the soap box about; in 
this case multiple tourney prize warriors in basic tourneys.  This time however, my 
rantings did not fall on deaf ears and the wonderful employees of RSI, whose efforts 
have withstood the test of time and adversity, found a compromise solution that 
definitely satisfied me and I hope the other players as well.  Ergo, tourney prizes 
add fight experience so the more prizes you add onto a warrior the higher he rises in 
class and the stiffer his competition gets.  Sorry, no 6 prize warriors in the Novices 
anymore but I have to hand it to Neon for utilizing every tool at his disposal to 
maximize his warrior into an unbeatable machine!  In the spirit of Doc Steele, hats 
off to the Neon Necromancer!  My final set of kudos goes out to Mr. Animal and his 
family for extending their perfect hospitality to me, to Mr. Animal for being the 
consumate strategist, a devilish co-conspirator, and outstanding buddy.  If you think 
this year was great, just wait till next time!  See you there! -- Rhialto, Manager of 
The Dying  Earth, Rogues, Twisted Vision, etc.

Lightspeed-whore -- You can keep challenging and losing all you want as far as I am 
concerned.  It's just that every time you get through and throw yourself on my sword I 
do not get a shot at Neon's crew.  You two got a deal going or what? -- Oxygen Thief

Tim -- Doc and I are reviewing my place in Gateway.  I may not be very active in the 
arena for a while.  Sorry. -- Ironthorn

Coeur -- If you don't make challenges and you don't avoid and you never say anything 
in the ads to anyone are you actually playing Duelmasters?  If you care about my 
repeated challenges why not do something about it?  If you had asked nicely I might 
even have slowed the challenges down or stopped all together.  Ask Mr. Animal about 
it.  I challenged Cuddly Koala for months with Shadow Knight because I assumed he was 
an employee.  He brought it up to me at the Face and we had a good laugh.  I have not 
challenged Cuddly since.  Why would anyone let me pound their warriors for months on 
end with no avoids, challenges, or complaints that was paying money to play?  Anyway, 
let me know what teams you run so I can check my fights and see what I have done and 
why.  I'll get back to you. -- Doc Steele 

Neon -- 35-29 my lead in the forever war.  25-15 my lead if we do not count your 
whores. -- Doc Steele

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

VENGEANCE viciously butchered THE YTHRR in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Dark Arena fight.
TEETOTALER murdered JAGUAR WARRIOR in a exciting 2 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
GOLDILOCKS was slaughtered by THE JAGUARD in a 3 minute Dark Arena brawl.
HAMMER OF THE GODS was assassinated by BEING OF LIGHTS in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
TARAD unbelievably bested LAZAR WOLF in a 4 minute Challenge Title fight.
FERNDOK slimly lost to MAIMED in a popular 5 minute gruesome Challenge competition.
PSYCHO SCIENTIST viciously subdued DANGEROUS in a 6 minute Challenge duel.
MYSTIC overpowered COMPLETE CHECK in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
THE BLACK KNIGHT overpowered DOMINION in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
NEE was defeated by SEEKER HIDDEN SPARK in a exciting 3 minute Challenge match.
DARIUS was viciously subdued by REX WALTERS in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.
TREBONIUS was demolished by SABRE TOOTH in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
THANATOS LXXI was overpowered by MJOLNIR in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JACK RABBIT was viciously subdued by GUMBY in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fray.
CRAZY HORSE viciously subdued KAHANAMOKU in a popular 3 minute brutal Challenge brawl.
JALON savagely defeated OEDI in a exciting 4 minute brutal Challenge bout.
KATE was overpowered by PATIENCE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
LEGACY overpowered JUANITA in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PLUNDER handily defeated TOE JAM in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
T'SAIN was devastated by ROGUE in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge bout.
SELLEQUE viciously subdued SALADIN in a popular 4 minute gruesome Challenge match.
PARK PLACE overpowered WARLOCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
COLONEL COBALT vanquished OGRE LYNEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
SHADOW KNIGHT handily defeated CORG in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
SPARTACUS savagely defeated TIM HOCHBERG in a popular 3 minute Challenge fight.
TWO DEER handily defeated DAVE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DISHES, YIPE! OH MAN demolished MR. HAPPY in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
IMMOLATION beat MIRON in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fray.
MIRIYA devastated BOOLEUN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
COBALT 60 was savagely defeated by LAB SUPPORT in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
SLYE savagely defeated EXCARBAY in a exciting 4 minute bloody Challenge match.
DEATH was subdued by HELACIOUS HIPPO in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
GWAR overpowered TRINITY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
UR VILE subdued FRAANCH in a action packed 4 minute brutal Challenge competition.
LOVITIA was defeated by JENNIFER BARTES in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
THUMPER was vanquished by KHY II in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
OXYGEN THIEF handily defeated MOTHER HOLLE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
TREE HUGGER was bested by RENEGADE DROW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
HARLOT HARE overcame ROCKET MAN in a exciting 3 minute brutal Challenge conflict.
TOM THUMB was overpowered by UMBRA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
FANGS overpowered PRANCER in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge bout.
SPHYGMOMANOMETER handily defeated PARAGON in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TIM handily defeated JAMES MADISON in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
RYU overpowered THE GREENER FENCE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
ARNIE bested IMA GOD in a exciting 1 minute Challenge battle.
CHESHIRE CAT devastated DONATELLO in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched fight.
FURIOUS IMPALER devastated KENDER in a popular 8 minute gruesome one-sided brawl.
EXECUTIONER devastated T'K'K'K'K, CAPTURED in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MOTHER BEAR devastated ASHE in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
HAWK demolished FATHER TOM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory one-sided conflict.
SGT SLAUGHTER was viciously subdued by SQORPION in a popular 4 minute bloody fight.
AFTERAFTERBIRTH narrowly defeated SCAR in a action packed 2 minute duel.
STORMBRINGER overpowered MA BEAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
SEEKER PALE SILK vanquished BONNIE in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
LIAR viciously subdued DOTH DRAGONMERE in a popular 6 minute bloody fight.
ZALBAR narrowly defeated CUNNING FOX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
BLACKTHORN overpowered THANATOS in a popular 3 minute gory one-sided match.
NECRON-99 overpowered MALADOR in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
JACQUE VAUGN slimly lost to ASHNAK in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brutal match.
MOLLY RINGWALD subdued SKYLAS TAKARIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
RAGE demolished ELLEGON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
SIR BACKBREAKER was unbelievably bested by LEONARDO in a 3 minute match.
SHEWISH PICKLE was demolished by SMELLY SOCKS LITE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
INFLATIBLE DOLL was viciously subdued by TWITCH in a action packed 3 minute match.
MIPHON vanquished RONIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
STICKY HANDKERCHIEF was devastated by BARON COCKROACH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LIVIUS was viciously subdued by THELONIOUS PUNK in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fight.
ALICE savagely defeated SATURN in a popular 4 minute brutal contest.
THING was overpowered by IMHULLU in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
FINGER PUPPET was vanquished by SOME STROKE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
DARK PROPHET overpowered SNOG in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided competition.
ANGEL demolished HALSTON in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
NICODEMUS was viciously subdued by CUDDLY KOALA in a popular 6 minute gory melee.
GLENCOE overpowered PANDA in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
DAPHNE devastated SEBASTIAN INLET in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
CHILI CON CARNAGE vanquished BOOBFROG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
RJ REYNOLDS overpowered WHAT TEST? in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
WATER MOCCASIN bested YOGURT ELEMENTAL in a action packed 2 minute battle.
MANDRAKE overpowered TENTACLES in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven brawl.
KOJI SHIKERU overcame CRAZY-BABY in a exciting 2 minute match.
LANIAKEA slimly won victory over LITTLE BROTHER in a action packed 2 minute fight.
CHANGELING overcame CARNIVOROUS SLOTH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
DR. DOOLITTLE was handily defeated by MILLER KNIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
FORGEMASTER butchered HARD-ROCK GABRIEL in a popular 2 minute mismatched duel.
HARRISON CROSS defeated PICASSO in a popular 2 minute fight.
ANGEL overpowered MYSTICA in a action packed 2 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
CIRON viciously subdued CALTECH in a action packed 4 minute brutal duel.
MARUKKA was vanquished by ME TARZAN YOU SCRAG in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
LORD OF ILLUSION was bested by SIR DAR in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gruesome fray.
SUMMONED MONSTER won victory over CRYSTALSONG in a action packed 2 minute fray.
GERMAN SHEPHERD slimly lost to CHRIS DODD in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.
FEMME FATALE was vanquished by SIROCCO in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
PHAGE was devastated by MORIARTY in a popular 2 minute mismatched fray.
ALLUNDER THE GRATE was demolished by MALICIOUS MOTH in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SEBASTIAN slimly lost to WOODY NIGHTSHADE in a action packed 3 minute bloody match.
LORD HAVE MERCY devastated LHASA APSO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
WALL PAPER HANGER overpowered LORD LIGHTSPEED in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
CHAMP viciously subdued SILVERFLASH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal duel.
BLACK EYED SUSAN demolished PIT FIEND in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
SILVERMOON was vanquished by VALTAG VINDICTUS in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
STEVE BARD was overpowered by THE PLEDGE in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
THE DRAGON overpowered ASP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
BLACK SKULL demolished SIR REPTITIOUS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided bout.
QUANDARY was overpowered by DREAM DATE LOG in a popular 2 minute one-sided match.
HEMLOCK was overpowered by GABRIEL in a popular 4 minute gruesome one-sided brawl.
TAIL BANDIT vanquished JAANA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
LUCIFER'S HAMMER narrowly defeated MARTIN RIGGS in a popular 3 minute bloody battle.
AURORA BOREALIS was beaten by NO FEAR in a action packed 2 minute fight.
SCHUBERT was easily killed by THUNDER KING in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  75         AIMED BLOW        95 -  60 -   2     61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   30         TOTAL PARRY       70 -  48 -   3     59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 25         LUNGING ATTACK   385 - 323 -  15     54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     22         PARRY-LUNGE      129 - 119 -   7     52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      16         PARRY-RIPOSTE     51 -  55 -   0     48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         WALL OF STEEL    133 - 153 -   3     47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    10         PARRY-STRIKE      46 -  55 -   6     46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         SLASHING ATTACK  106 - 135 -   1     44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         STRIKING ATTACK   28 -  39 -   1     42  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         BASHING ATTACK    29 -  58 -   0     33  |

Turn 137 was great if you     not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  3     WALL OF STEEL     13 - 17         7  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  7         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         9 -  7     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  6         1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    42 - 33     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  8         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK   13 - 12     
PARRY-LUNGE       11 - 11     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK     1) TARAD 18-181              177  94  8 THUNDR + LITENING (100)
AIMED BLOW         3) CHESHIRE CAT 33-3036      139  58  3 ALICE'S RESTAURANT (156)
PARRY-LUNGE       11) DONATELLO 22-366          282  69 42 NINJA TURTLES (40)
WALL OF STEEL     15) SQORPION 25-602            94  72  0 LORDS OF RUIN (225)
TOTAL PARRY       26) PATIENCE 1-2619            99  76  4 SUPERIOR FORCES (120)
SLASHING ATTACK   35) SCAR 25-2752               69  58  2 SACRED VOW (174)
PARRY-RIPOSTE     41) OEDI 8-1440               147  83  2 BRITERON BY (20)
PARRY-STRIKE      43) SGT SLAUGHTER 7-541       218 108 12 DEATH MASTERS (18)
STRIKING ATTACK   63) IMHULLU 21-987            113 115  4 GRUNTS (195)
BASHING ATTACK    69) SIR BACKBREAKER 7-1870    125  72  4 GOLDEN DAWN (213)

The overall popularity leader is THANATOS 9-1069.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FURIOUS IMPALER 37-762.  The ten other most popular fighters were KENDER 70-1574, 
LIAR 63-28, CIRON 70-351, VENGEANCE 9-2052, DOTH DRAGONMERE 36-1257, SELLEQUE 5-456, 
JACQUE VAUGN 70-2335, ASHNAK 20-701, LORD OF ILLUSION 69-7429, and PSYCHO SCIENTIST 
18-697.

The least popular fighter this week was SCHUBERT 9-2901.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SILVERMOON 69-1768, WARLOCK 2-3744, DR. DOOLITTLE 6-2804, WHAT TEST? 
78-779, BOOBFROG 68-7503, THING 36-97, SHEWISH PICKLE 7-2434, TOM THUMB 18-815, DAVE 
65-2122, and OGRE LYNEN 1-3870.

Arena(Number)        W  L K  Arena(Number)        W  L K  Arena(Number)        W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  2 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  

Arena(Number)        W  L K  Arena(Number)        W  L K  Arena(Number)        W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            2  3 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            1  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  6 0  IAYE(30)             1  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  2 0  ARVAT(32)            0  4 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  3 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  4 1  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  2  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  5 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  6 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  2 0  JHANS(36)            2  6 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  3 2  SIBIKHAS(37)         2  0 0  FIREHOLD(68)         2  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  1 1  CIMMERIAC(69)        4  5 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            2  2 0  SENTERN(70)          5  6 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           3  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         2  1 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  CAER(48)             1  1 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)         12 11 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  3 0  KHALHUMS(53)         6  3 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             2  0 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          7  3 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 22) STORMBRINGER 1-318         179  89  0  THOSE WHO RULE (121)       MORDANT
 36) ZALBAR 2-2288              150 103  3  SANCTUARY (86)             NIANIA
170) THE PLEDGE 3-2984           77  66  3  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (208)   OSKSI
  4) LAZAR WOLF 4-1169          124  89  1  TRIBAL COUNCIL (83)        JHELUM
109) SELLEQUE 5-456             128  88  3  BLACK BULLDOGS (13)        KALTOS
 33) HAMMER OF THE GODS 6-3311  114  66  7  DARK PANTHEON (164)        TRANSEL
 18) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172         103  70  2  THE BEARS (172)            BONSUR
 41) OEDI 8-1440                147  83  2  BRITERON BY (20)           ARKERS
  2) VENGEANCE 9-2052           218  55 %102  ANGELS OF PAIN (23)        ZUKAL
 32) MIPHON 10-2706             119  68  1  LIQUID CARNAGE (216)       KOLACT
167) FANGS 11-3066               69  68  2  REPTILIAN REBELS (337)     ARUAK CITY
 57) GUMBY 12-2854               92  80  0  ZOOM ZONE (143)            RIZTAB
151) HELACIOUS HIPPO 13-2774    163  69  4  SATAN'S KINGDOM (339)      DULLENS
 84) CUDDLY KOALA 16-555         78  57  0  HELPLESS ANIMALS (173)     WILLAF
 86) THELONIOUS PUNK 17-2628     85  80  0  JAZZMATAZZ (372)           ALJAFIR
  1) TARAD 18-181               177  94  8  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
 91) ELLEGON 19-1723            110  72  2  THE GUARDIANS (35)         ZUWAYZA
 46) ASHNAK 20-701              144  89  2  GRUNTS (194)               SEAM
 63) IMHULLU 21-987             113 115  4  GRUNTS (195)               SUNSET
 11) DONATELLO 22-366           282  69 42  NINJA TURTLES (40)         SOLVEN
 15) SQORPION 25-602             94  72  0  LORDS OF RUIN (225)        LYRATILAN
 19) SABRE TOOTH 28-1193        128  75  2  THE RED REAVERS (47)       MORYA
 76) BONNIE 29-2780              90  65  3  SUPERIOR FORCES (113)      LAPUR
142) PARK PLACE 30-2500          99  84  1  MONOPOLY (254)             IAYE
 25) TREBONIUS 32-604           176 103  7  ROMAN HEROES (53)          ARVAT
  3) CHESHIRE CAT 33-3036       139  58  3  ALICE'S RESTAURANT (156)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
158) NO FEAR 35-3069             60  27  1  THE BEARS (176)            MURSKA
  6) MAIMED 36-2213             121 102  4  THE HURT (103)             JHANS
  5) FURIOUS IMPALER 37-762     150  46  3  FAMOUS BRANDS (177)        SIBIKHAS
 16) TEETOTALER 38-326          234 106 75  MISCELLANEOUS II (62)      CLIFFHOME
 27) NEE 40-1549                150  75  3  TACO GODS (229)            ZENSU
103) ME TARZAN YOU SCRA 42-3078  43  47  2  SAUSAGE DOGS (332)         RODEKI
 10) EXECUTIONER 43-1035        169 103  7  ENGINES OF DOOM (95)       VEASTIAN
 14) HAWK 46-554                155 140  1  DEADLY SHADOWS (96)        ARDIVENT
 49) MA BEAR 48-2205             86  67  0  THE BEARS (70)             CAER
 48) MOLLY RINGWALD 52-520      119  97  5  PRETTY THINGS (93)         FRATSFA
 55) SMELLY SOCKS LITE 53-4502  111  80  1  HELL'S ZEROES (256)        KHALHUMS
 40) ASHE 55-168                110 104  3  KENCYRATH (157)            KHALANI
 47) BLACKTHORN 56-839          103  97  3  PITT GLADIATORS (158)      ROCANIS
124) DISHES, YIPE! OH M 57-3745  56  17  1  D.Y.O. (258)               ANDOR
177) BLACK SKULL 58-5130         68  51  1  KHOTA (352)                DELARQ TOR
  9) FERNDOK 60-607             140  98 11  UNDERDOGS (75)             ARADI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 99) MIRIYA 62-1126              56  24  2  LEGION OF DEATH (301)      VALAMANTIS
 29) LIAR 63-28                 134  72  3  QUEENSPAWN (181)           AMEN-TEI
160) CHAMP 64-3195               90  86  4  MASTICATORS (151)          KURUKAR
 23) SEEKER HIDDEN SPAR 65-1559 115  70  1  SILENT STORM (159)         DAL SHANG
176) LORD HAVE MERCY 66-2314    105  67  6  OFF THE WALL (355)         TARRGIR
133) BOOBFROG 68-7503            47  35  0  ALMOST (304)               FIREHOLD
 34) CRAZY HORSE 69-4523        124  60  1  DEADMAN'S HAND (242)       CIMMERIAC
 13) KENDER 70-1574             113  83  1  WAY COOL PEOPLE (160)      SENTERN
 90) PANDA 71-550                77  70  0  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (245)   KYR'TERR
110) RJ REYNOLDS 74-2458         61  32  3  CORPS (327)                DAIYLA KIV
 74) SOME STROKE 75-1564         71  29  1  MAKING WAVES (313)         JADE MOUNTAIN
 45) COMPLETE CHECK 76-756       88 105  2  CREW MONIKER (119)         SIMTAKKA
137) CHRIS DODD 77-31            84 109  3  DARBS (137)                MAZGOURRAH
178) WHAT TEST? 78-779           92  80  1  BAD NEWS (186)             LIN TIRIAN
 38) JALON 97-37                140  58  5  FIVE IN ONE (366)          SHADOW GROVE
165) ARNIE 98-368                93  55  6  ...ACTION! (314)           SYVYN'S HILL

                                 FACE-TO-FACE XXVII

     The 2001 summer Face-to-Face will be held on 20-22 July 2001, Friday through 
Sunday, at the Orlando Airport Marriott in Orlando, Florida (7499 Augusta National 
Drive).  Room rates are $95.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy.  The rooms are blocked, so 
you can call to reserve your room (tell them you're with the Reality Simulations 
convention).  Their phone number is 800-766-6752.  Our room block will be released on 
6 July, so please reserve your room now.
     The hotel is located near the airport and has a complimentary shuttle.  Parking 
is free.  There is a fitness center, indoor/outdoor pool, sauna, steam room, 
volleyball, basketball, tennis, jogging trail, two restaurants and a lounge at the 
hotel.  Look for more transportation information on the tournament announcement.
     The tournament information sheet/strategy sheet should be out sometime in June. 
     If you haven't been to a Face-to-Face before, you're overdue.  If you have, 
you'll be back.  Don't miss this one, it'll be way too much fun!  See you there! 

                                          -- Green Eyes and the RSI Staff

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

     The gladiator leaned forward and took hold of the front of Alarond's shirt, 
lifting him and shaking him slightly.  "I don't want you to tell me it's impossible," 
he growled, "I want you to tell me how to change my arena name.  Who do I have to 
bribe?"
     Alarond assumed a look of dignified reproach (difficult when his feet were 
dangling fifteen inches off the floor) and said, "We at the Gladiatorial Commission do 
not take bribes--  Ack!"
     The gladiator twisted the shirt around his fist a couple of times, choking 
Alarond to silence.  "Listen, I don't care what you want to call it.  I want a name 
change, and I want it now!"
     "You should have thought more carefully before you chose your arena name, if you 
find it so objectionable," the spy reporter said.
     "As if I could've over-ruled my manager!  If you had half an ounce of smarts, you 
wouldn't be arguing with a guy who's already put in two years in the arena as 
'Dangling Eyeball'.  A name like that, I don't take any lip, see?  And I want it 
changed.  Now."
     "Dangling Eyeball?"  Alarond blenched.  "Ah... yes, I suppose you do want a 
change, but Lady Sheila doesn't like to--"
     "I want to be called the Handsome Highwayman."
     "Too many letters.  It can't be done."
     "Okay, then, call me Jack."
     "Er, Jack, I'm afraid you don't understand.  Lady Greywand doesn't want to be 
bothered with things like name changes.  She..." Alarond's voice dropped to a 
whisper, "she has to bow to a higher authority on that.  Green Eyes!"
     "I don't care who you gotta clear it with, I want a new name," the gladiator 
snarled.  "And I'm not the only one, bub.  Make it happen."
     "Well... it will take a little time to arrange," Alarond warned.  "I'm sure we 
can't do anything until after the next tourney."
     "Just so it happens, bub."

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     The deadline for name changes has been extended to March 15, 2001.  If you have 
names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI